₦airaland Forum

fuckboy:
do you know that the original or normal color of the teeth is yellow...when the teeth is yellow it means the teeth is strong and if you try to whiten the teeth it will permanently weaken the teeth so if your teeth is yellow its good for people that know facts about the teeth...but Bros I no dey spoil your market ohh

Bros you sure? I dey confuse small o...no vex. You fit explain better??

Upon all this your long write up please tell me where in the bible does it say that Masturbation is a sin? You pple love doctrines that instigate fear.

wheesin:
is the girl wearing a dress high on something.. WTF is wrong with her eyes.

hahahahahahahaha! damn!!!

ENDTIMELIFE:
Op ur dressing is too Childish, stop fooling ur self by uploading ur photos online. act matured at ur age. the small girl legs looks
like Giraffe legs

hahahaha! Please they lied to you...you don't look like any celebrity sef.

Kiss Daniel's MAMA is even playing right now. No spoil my mood abeg.

lecturerdabo:
Do they (Politicians) care about what you think?

Their children are schooling abroad!!!

Trust our government with this habit. Only God fit save Nigeria. People don vote tire...and we thought CHANGE was going to make things a lot better...smh

Vaseline and your five fingers go solve your problem....hahaha

Nice...even though I keep wondering why most men are obsessed with big butts...
Anyways, all of these will grow old one day but VASELINE go still remain fresh and smooth as ever serving men since 70s...hahahahaha

chuckdee4:
Both pics seem to be from different people, the girl in the first few pics is much lighter than the one with the deformed nyash

Fake ass pictures. Thanks guys.

Yes na. Give dem back na. You shouldn't have pretended to be asleep at when she came. Unless you been get your own plans for mind. Just wrap the panties inside the clothes and hand them over without saying anything about picking them.

HungerBAD:
Give her back her clothes.

You sniffed a woman's panties?I am not judging your Strange need to smell a woman's underwear,but please return her stuff to her.

This is the 4th time on Nairaland,I am coming across this kind of story of guys sniffing women's undies.

Some people might call you sick,but insults and the judging of Nairalanders is not something I do. But if this is a one time thing,then stop it,but if it is a usual habit of yours,then go seek professional help.

There is no joy in sniffing any body's undies. Women use the toilet like you,take a dump like you and no matter how they clean it,it get stained too.

And once in a month they pay their Red Bills wearing their panties too,so I don't know how a man will want to even touch it,let alone hold it to his face.

N:B hope you did not get the panties pregnant?she will know if you made love to her underwear.

Now that's one funny comment...hahaha!
Anyway my point is that this is the reason why some men love to smell a woman's panties. you mentioned her taking dump and red bills...well as far as they are concerned, it's the item that covers and holds her vigina hence it's smell holds strong election for them. You'd understand better if you are the type that eats girls' pussies.

Hmmmm...you are a good narrator. Your descriptions are precise too. Na true story abi na just your fantasy?

musty001:
l can't forget his face,this man taught me biochemistry,when I was in two-hundred level.
A very hardworking,simple and honest Man...
also very Strict

What year are you? U09?

tosyne2much:
Hahaha hahaha... You no lie bro

And funny enough ba, no matter how many times a guy masturbates, e no ever satisfy like real hot fu*k dey satisfy o.

Disgusting act. Must you pose like a girl

It's not normal o...it is either you are beginning to lose the connection between your spirit and God's which is usually as a result of feeding the flesh thru the things you do or your church is the same old kind of orthodox church that don't have fresh messages of deeper dimensions of and from God which is usually bcuz the pastors and elders too have grown weak in the faith or just plain laziness. But abeg try find the problem and fix it or look for a genuine church your spirit agrees with and pay them a visit. But don't just stop going. Many have done so and today don't remember the last time the went to church...and it's not as if the study their bikes at home. Our spirits need that connection if not we will wake up one day and do realise you wondered far off from the Almighty.

So where are your pictures??

graciabelle:
All I can say is, if u see any Nigerian girl with this phone this week just shout " hoooooo ashawo"

So if he come be Nigerian guy nko? We suppose shout Thief-ole!

Hmmm...this man wan use Nigeria blow. Damn. But at least it's Dan Gote.

Wasky101:
Almost all if not all the people that beat up the man here, would now start fighting in support of PEJ. Who is the bigger thief

See ba, stealing is bad but the way we handle some situations is just too bad and stupid...PEJ now na saint for dem eyes.

Hahahaha! I dunno why some pple insists on suffering like dis o...anyway conji na one bad thing aswear.

moriton:
Plagiarism sighted you went to my brain and took this out word for word without even referencing me

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Lemme laff first before commenting on this...hahahahahahahahaha!

OK but seriously who doesn't fall into sin? Especially all these church people. But damn! Suicide That was an over step. Yes he has failed and given in to the act of intermarital affair but as a man of God, a pastor sef, I expected him to face his guilt, Shame and exposure and asks for forgiveness from church. Any member who refuse to forgive dey on their own BUT most certainly God would have taken and restored him back.
He is to quick to allow Shame and guilt and manipulate him into the act of suicide.
I pray he makes it to Heaven...sha.

Sorry to say but simply bcuz CHRISTIANITY has failed you doesn't mean it has failed everyone else...so just as you are trying to encourage those trying to leave religion which I personally understand, those Christian alerts you are complaining about are also encouraging those who are trying to stay.
Secondly, sorry to hear that your pastors only preached fear to you. But if I were you, before leaving, I would have taken my time to study the NEW TESTAMENT part of the bible. That's where the name CHRISTIANITY was coined. So perhaps your pastors are ancient who love to dwell on messages of the LAW which only stirred and brought fear, condemnation and death to people.
I hope you are at peace sha now that you've left.

Simple. She should regulate her water intake to the barest minimum...especially in the evenings and night before going to bed. Now that she is an adult, I think she can adjust to that until she stops bedwetting.

You for just carry am give sim card guys na...dem get sim card cutter of micro size and they charge just 100bucks or so.

Guy I have downloaded the app but can't find any other person. Isn't there way you can improve the finding friends method? Maybe create path where available user names can be seen. Anyone online please add me let's see how this app works. my user name is Itachi.

Cyborg!!!

He is alien tech. So everything about his make up is superior to Ironman's who created his suit from earthly metals.

Still downloading but this your art no try o. Positive criticism.

Well, that's his opinion. And most men are guilty of jerking off at some point in their lives.

It's just how shallow minded human beings are. Trying to place one sin above the other. It's pathetic.

Thanks for sharing. six packs tins...

It's cool but it also looks painful...nice invention sha