Back to the draw line. . . . .naija men do not know how to seduce

@typical Nigerian woman, you seeing the rich man in your dream doesn't make him your husband.

KarmaMod:

Lol get better standards abeg. If by mentioning women with 8 kids for 5 men in prison is a way of trying to make Naija women jealous then you are obviously confused.

LOL

Dark_Rxn:

na ur papa be my sponsor

After shagging ur mama as compensation abi?

stillwater:

Maternity dresses? Who, where, what, how?

i had course to look through some pictures on facebook sometime ago . . . it seems nigerian girls have a serious problem figuring out the difference between an evening gown and a maternity dress.

eldee:

@topic
Nigerian chics will not be seduced

There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love.

Hesperus:

After shagging ur mama as compensation abi?

hmmmmmmm. . . . .NEXT!!!
I'm really having a good sunday, why do you want to spoil it?

@Dark RXN
Are you sure? so what category of Men do i fall into ooh  

DavidDylan:

i had course to look through some pictures on facebook sometime ago . . . it seems nigerian girls have a serious problem figuring out the difference between an evening gown and a maternity dress.

You say evening gown and she comes fully decked in traditional attire with shoes, earrings and lipstick to match.

DavidDylan:

i had course to look through some pictures on facebook sometime ago . . . it seems nigerian girls have a serious problem figuring out the difference between an evening gown and a maternity dress.

How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies?

because Naija food is so healthy compared to Mr biggs

Dark_Rxn:

hmmmmmmm. . . . .NEXT!!!
I'm really having a good sunday, why do you want to spoil it?

YOU STARTED IT!! Now you've made me look bad. I am gentleman really.

A-40:

@Dark RXN
Are you sure? so what category of Men do i fall into ooh

me and j-girl thinks that you're the seductive type

4 Play:

How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies?

so what? as if naija men dnt have potbellies

4 Play:

There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love.

omg!! that's the Title?

Hesperus:

YOU STARTED IT!! Now you've made me look bad. I am gentleman really.

started what? I said he sponsored it, meaning he gave it for me.
Anywazzzzzzzzzz, waka! I dnt like people disrespecting my mother.

back to topic

Dark_Rxn:

so what? as if naija men dnt have potbellies ;Domg!! that's the Title?  

Potbelly on a man is only natural. That is how we store excess fat. Many Naija women constantly look like they are due with triplets

4 Play:

There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love.

I once saw sumn on a TV show on AIT research has shown that the best way to seduce a Naija chick is to pay ten thousand for hair she'll do for two thousand naira

DavidDylan:

i had course to look through some pictures on facebook sometime ago . . . it seems nigerian girls have a serious problem figuring out the difference between an evening gown and a maternity dress.

Chei we have suffered!!!

4 Play:

How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies?

This man has a personal vendetta against Nigerian women.

StephenP:

You say evening gown and she comes fully decked in traditional attire with shoes, earrings and lipstick to match.

sth wrong with that?

Dark_Rxn:

started what? I said he sponsored it, meaning he gave it for me.
Anywazzzzzzzzzz, waka! I dnt like people disrespecting my mother.

back to topic

Oops, my bad! I guess I thot something else. My apologies please.

4 Play:

How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies?

those with no boobs make it even look worse.  

4 Play:

Potbelly on a man is only natural. That is how we store excess fat. Many Naija women constantly look like they are due with triplets

nonsense, so you're telling me that my potbelly is not natural? So naija men dnt look like a airballoon with their belly?

DavidDylan:

those with no boobs make it even look worse.

I sweerr, na boobs go suffocate you

Hesperus:

Oops, my bad! I guess I thot something else. My apologies please.

ok

Dark_Rxn:

nonsense, so you're telling me that my potbelly is not natural? So naija men dnt look like a airballoon with their belly?

LMF@O. Aren't you afraid to tell the whole world say you get potbelly at your age. Damn, you live in America, there are gyms everywhere. Go get lean, bro.

H2O2:

LMF@O. Aren't you afraid to tell the whole world say you get potbelly at your age. Damn, you live in America, there are gyms everywhere. Go get lean, bro.

lmao!!! I knew sth bad abt me, you'll pop out. amugbo

Mines are not even as big as yours

DavidDylan:

those with no boobs make it even look worse.  

david e fi boobs si le,so dat boobs will leave u too

Me: What do you do for fun?
Typical Nigerian woman: Shopping and going to the sahloone.
Me: The where?
She: Saloone, ah ah are you deaf?

Dark_Rxn:

lmao!!! I knew sth bad about me, you'll pop out. amugbo

Mines are not even as big as yours

does thinking that way make you feel better?

Dark_Rxn:

I sweerr, na boobs go suffocate you

thank you . . . ur's do a pretty good job already.  

whatever90:

david e fi boobs si le,so that boobs will leave u too

Our first association in this world is attachment to boobs . . . what do you expect?  

whatever90:

david e fi boobs si le,so that boobs will leave u too

But seriously . . . booblessness and tummyliscious??
That's a combo made in hell

StephenP:

Me: What do you do for fun?
Typical Nigerian woman: Shopping and going to the sahloone.
Me: The where?
She: Saloone, ah ah are you deaf?

me: what are your likes?
TNW: Honesty
Me: what are your dislikes?
TNW: people that tell lies.

If you doubt me pls look for the sungirl on page three of the sunday sun.

Dark_Rxn:

me and j-girl thinks  that you're the seductive type

Hmm i don't ever remember seducing you could you possibly refresh my memory

H2O2:

does thinking that way make you feel better?

Very, thank you

StephenP:

Me: What do you do for fun?
Typical Nigerian woman: Shopping and going to the sahloone.
Me: The where?
She: Saloone, ah ah are you deaf?

So naija men are not supposed to love shopping? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, then H202 you berra come and explain yourself o.

A-40:

Hmm i don't ever remember seducing you could you possibly refresh my memory

I'd love too, but I myself, cannot rem.

DavidDylan:

me: what are your likes?
TNW: Honesty
Me: what are your dislikes?
TNW: people that tell lies.

If you doubt me please look for the sungirl on page three of the sunday sun.

So freaking true!!