₦airaland Forum

lestat:
Got to an interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just started back blank

My throat was dry I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it then as I stared speaking spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff as she jerked backwards her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled alll over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered

I got up and left in a hurry and endded up crashing I to the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces

I hope you have gone for deliverance since then, because my brother, village people hand dey that your matter.

i booked this space and was gonna say something stupid, but something touched me

After my final exam, I bought a dog for 15k to celebrate with my friends while they bought 2k SK and palm wine to support. We prepared dog pepper soup and dog porridge with the SK. After consuming everything (12 guys only), we all slept around 10pm. Some of my guys didn't wake up till around 6pm the next day, no jokes.
I never smoke weed before sha and I no dey plan to try am anytime soon.

I love me some Asian women. No overloaded boobs and nyash, No apku belle, They stay young forever.

Another thread for Tecno marketers to self-service on.

Your place looks great but one thing I would say is that your price is on the high side. Most people who go to game houses wouldn't want to pay such amount and those who have that amount to pay, already have game consoles in their house.

Simple shiit.

Brand new SUVs for old men that have very little or nothing to contribute to the society and then Keke for able bodied youths, everything for this country just weak me mehn.

Nonsense phone for uninformed people at ridiculous price.

asuustrike2009:
Calling Ncc on 622 would save all this drama. Ncc would deal with them squarely

Baba Na So. I very sure that you are not in Nigeria.

Double post so I'm selling this space. Contact my agent for pricing.

Shebi that second picture still qualify as Isi-agu abi na Isi-tomato? In my town, lion is referred to as agu; the same way Owerri people refer to akpu as loi-loi.

Young me would return it but I'll do it such a way that their conscience will judge them till they feel even more pain than I did.

olayinkajnr:
Why not play PUBG at it is now before you continue advertising free fire.

You won't last 10 secs on the battlefield. Plus free fire is just like a TIMI version of PUBG. You can't never compare full version to lite version.

PUBG is far easier than free fire, but free fire is a lot smoother and stable than PUBG.

ubox:
I think HD is just K that's normal reality
FHD is 2k
Then. UHD is the 4k display so they may be correct

The are closely related but not the same. 2k is higher than FHD, it's either FHD or 2k, it can't be the two at once.

FHD with 2k resolution? These armature bloggers sef.

kurt09:
I bought my R4x for 48k. 3/32g, SD 435.

My bro bought his R4x 2gb for 37k last year and my sis also got her Note 4x 3gb 32gb for 45k last year. To think that these folks are celebrating a 720p device with old SD 430 at 62k is really painful.

Even the Xiaomi Redmi 5 plus that is miles ahead of this crap costs around 55k. I don't think I'll ever go close to any Infinix phone again after my Hot S experience.

The people who go around posting long boring articles that nobody reads nko? I do overlook them but the ones I refuse to pass are the people who share wrong and useless facts without thinking just because the saw 'forward as received', I never fail to blast them.

zubinike:
Omo, not only 9mobile oh.. same complain am having with mtn and glo...the whole tariff plans seems to be a mirage. 4 subscription in a month for me, I don't instagram or download movies and mp3, yet I don't understand the swacking strategy from all network providers

Get your facts right, I also use glo and there is no zapping of data. I usually subscribe 1k for 2gb and monitor my daily data usage with an app. I use as maximum of 60mb per day, 60mb x 30 days = 1.8gb.
Back when it was 1k for 4gb, I used 3gb per month and saved the other 1gb for important days, I still have a lot of it left.

They can take the decoders and shove it up their asses, our mumu don do.

My people abeg wetin hot on top this ugly, bleached ass grab-beast?

nenergy:
Sure, chat me up. 5 days shipping

Okay, I'll send you a message.

nenergy:
N17,990 with free shipping within Lagos 0.8.0.2.3.8.7.0.2.7.2

Can you deliver to Abeokuta? I want to buy it as a gift for someone but I don't want Jumia to disappoint me with their shipping.

I guess it's your first android phone, it's normal bro.

dukeprince50:
my bad, i bin think say na ur wowo deh pain u, just joking sha, hope ur not offended?

For wia, happy Sunday to you.

dukeprince50:
ur ugliness has nothing to do with your skin colour, im dark and presentable

Baba I no know wetin you smoke this evening but one thing I do know is that it's of very low quality. Shebi you see ugliness for my post?

Definitely my black skin, there is a very big curse attached to black people.

orisa37:
God gave the Measurement of the ship and powered it 'cos He was in Control. Can you survive like Jona in the Bely of a Fish?

And I guess you where there when the fish swallowed Jonah or can you show me a 100% proof that Jonah was swallowed?