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Christianity Etc › Re: "Winners Chapel Would Soon Be Paying Tithes Of Trillions" - Bishop Oyedepo by Darkseid(m): 7:02pm On May 16, 2018

somez:
Shut up

Flee from me, o ye sheeple.

Christianity Etc › Re: "Winners Chapel Would Soon Be Paying Tithes Of Trillions" - Bishop Oyedepo by Darkseid(m): 6:42pm On May 16, 2018

Church A pays 1 billion naira tithe to church B, church B in turn pays 1 billion to church A. Who they wan deceive abeg undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gmis Invite by Darkseid(m): 6:48pm On May 15, 2018

oblaak:
Just received same message now. I didn't apply either. Their trick is to say by referral. It's a scam

I received it too. Funny thing is that I told a friend staying in Ogba this morning that I'm searching for a job, I no come know if na the guy set me up.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: GMIS Interview by Darkseid(m): 6:45pm On May 15, 2018

segunbo:
see where you re going.stop your stress.GNLD tinz

I just got one of their messages now and decided to search because I know I didn't apply for such company. As I see this your pic, cold catch me grin

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Phones › Re: Blazing!!! Get 9mobile 1GB For N200 Valid For 3days: Everybody is Eligible by Darkseid(m): 8:19am On May 12, 2018

Ezehill:
Boom bigger boss enjoy

I dey go grab my Ntel sim card today, 1k for 12gb + 4g, ah

Romance › Re: Diary Of A Girl I Met Yesterday Night by Darkseid(m): 9:06pm On May 10, 2018

BiggerbossAmani:
Good evening guys

am just coming back from my business, I have to rush and dress my room,put irresistible Air fresher that will make her say YES even if she want to say NO to my proposal

I don't no why Togolese rush too much, she just called me that she will be coming in the next 1hr ( ooh boy me never buy any film ) see if your mind is telling you na po I wan buy, you better rethink. I am a child of God lol

Guys I beg which film una put for ladies way pay you a visit.

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Phones › Re: Blazing!!! Get 9mobile 1GB For N200 Valid For 3days: Everybody is Eligible by Darkseid(m): 8:43pm On May 10, 2018

madgoat:
Yeah, same here. Its no more possible to subscribe

I subscribed it for the first time today and it went without any hassle.

Phones › Re: Ntel Network Thread by Darkseid(m): 7:31am On May 10, 2018

youngderek1:
yeah they do 1k gives u 12gb, 2k gives u 24gb, use d site to buy data not d app

okay, thank you

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Digital Lab Trainees by Darkseid(m): 11:55pm On May 09, 2018

I got the same mail but I'm not with the original copies of my credentials. I go still try reach there with my photocopies tomorrow, after all, at all at all na bad pass.

Romance › Re: How Many Bags Of Rice Do You Think You've Eaten All Your Life? by Darkseid(m): 3:34pm On May 09, 2018*

pleasantplaces:
Please which bag of rice are you referring to? 50 kg or 5kg?

50kg na. I dey chop up to 16 cups any week I cook stew and during my undergraduate days, I used to buy at least one bag of rice per year for 5 years.

Romance › Re: How Many Bags Of Rice Do You Think You've Eaten All Your Life? by Darkseid(m): 3:21pm On May 09, 2018

I eat at least 5 cups of rice weekly 5 cups X 52 weeks = 260 260 X 24 years = 6240 cups There are roughly 320 cups in one bag of rice 6240 ÷ 320 = 19.5 bags
So I don chop at least 20 bags of rice.
I think I deserve some accolades here undecided

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Phones › Re: Itel Mobile Launches Its Revolutionary First Fingerprint Entry-level Smartphone by Darkseid(m): 2:49pm On May 09, 2018

itelMobileNG:
For a phone of 20,500 naira, how many GB RAM were you expecting? 6GB??

Baba look around, there are far better phones with more RAM and better specs than that crappy itel phone for that same price.

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Phones › Re: Itel Mobile Launches Its Revolutionary First Fingerprint Entry-level Smartphone by Darkseid(m): 2:39pm On May 09, 2018

I came here to see 1gb RAM and indeed I wasn't disappointed.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Aptitude Test Format by Darkseid(m): 5:54pm On May 08, 2018

Anikejesu:
It's not worth paying a dime for... I wrote on 16th. I hate maths so when I started I just looked at the question and picked at random then sharply went to the comprehension which was tiring but I took my time to focus on them. I had 50%. So biko don't waste ur 1k. Just do what you know. Niggas are hungry. Good luck guys. Maths was profit nd loss,percentage, average/distance.

Good evening, please when you wrote the exam last year, did they allow those without original credentials? I only have photocopies of mine.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Aptitude Test Format by Darkseid(m): 5:38pm On May 08, 2018

Good evening everyone, please I need urgent answer to this question. I'm scheduled for Fidelity Bank assessment test tomorrow but I do not have any original document with me, they are all in Benin but I have the scanned soft copies and coloured photocopies. Will I be allowed to write the test? Also I do not have my O level result.

Romance › Re: I Now Have Attraction For Only Chubby Or (bbw) Girls.. by Darkseid(m): 4:20pm On May 07, 2018

If a girl is not slim, I see her as just a dude with big boobies. Fat, curvy, chubby and the likes are a no no for me. To all the lepa girls on nairaland, I love y'all undecided

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Phones › Re: Ntel Is Offering 11gig Data For 1k On 4g Phones by Darkseid(m): 10:33pm On May 05, 2018

abuhusna1:
Ntel us now offering 11 gig data for 1k valid for one year hurry and go and subscribe to ntel provided you are using 4g phone

Please does ntel have any monthly 1k subscription?

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Fuels Breakup Rumours As She Deletes All Photos Of Iceberg Slim by Darkseid(m): 4:49pm On May 05, 2018

Yeye news, who cares undecided

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Education › Re: Why You Shouldn't Squat In A Hostel by Darkseid(m): 9:36am On May 05, 2018

Don't write him off yet. He said those things doesn't mean he doesn't want the best for you. Just like me, I hate staying with people and I also hate people staying with me, he might not want you around but doesn't want to hurt your feelings.
One of my closest cousins came to live with me during his first year in school, I was is third year then. I didn't want him to because I'm a very private person but I just had to manage. Every little mistake he made provoked me and even though I didn't want to pour everything out on him, talking to my friends about it helped take it off my mind. I later asked him to move out in his second year and even paid half of his rent.

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Phones › Re: Ntel Network Thread by Darkseid(m): 1:40pm On May 04, 2018

fibonacci2526:
The sim is just 1k, why not take the risk to try it out yourself.

Please do you have an idea if they have any limited monthly data plan for like 1k or 2k?

Romance › Re: If There Was No “Yahoo Yahoo,” Things Would Have Been Red - Rapper Baseone by Darkseid(m): 12:26pm On May 04, 2018

Y'all should be happy that your forefathers paid the price through slavery to bring modernization. At a time when the modern world already had ships and planes, your ancestors were still wearing leaves and walking barefooted.
If not for colonization, I'm sure y'all will be in the bush somewhere hunting rabbits, even oga lala would be in bush waiting to meet his babe.

Gaming › Re: PUBG Mobile official Thread (Mobile Game) by Darkseid(m): 2:09pm On May 02, 2018

Baddestguyp:
wtf...free fire is trash, as u lvl up in pubg u wont face bots anymore, no single bot in squad mode sef, free fire and pubg are not mates

I never said that free fire was better, I only said that it's harder. I prefer PUBG in every way and it's a lot easier to get first position in PUBG.

Romance › Re: 6 Types Of Girls You Will Find In Nigeria Today (guys, Get In Here To See) by Darkseid(m): 7:56pm On Apr 30, 2018

Akoko777:
Team number 6

I see that you are new here, anyways I'll like to browse your internet, whatcha say undecided

Phones › Re: The Glo Thread - Share Your Experience by Darkseid(m): 7:29pm On Apr 30, 2018

kvngjesse:
I got mine 500

They don job you na, I got mine for #150.

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Phones › Re: CONNECTING Eshare On Polystar Smart Tv by Darkseid(m): 7:48am On Apr 30, 2018

Sebastiane:
Frankly I don't get this explanation. Are you saying I'd have to select the video I want to play frim the eshare manager on my phone and not play the video from a direct video player like VLC or MXplayer?

exactly!

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Darkseid(m): 9:12am On Apr 29, 2018

zlantanfan:
Once listened to a testimony at assemblies of God when the testifier was testifying on how the devil inflicted him with sickness that for weeks he couldn't piss, excrete e bad so the e no fit MESS.

He said that was when he appreciated and knew MESSING was a blessing from God, he said God fully healed him and he was about taking the microphone to his anus to MESS as evidence of the miracle until pastor said no need.

Why you lying, why you forking lying, hmm oh my God, stop forking lying... singing...

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Phones › Re: Opera Launches New Mobile Browser For Android And Ios - Opera Touch by Darkseid(m): 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2018

2kurupt:
Lately I keep hearing about this browser, sadly no proper review anywhere. Aside the small file size of the apk, what else does it do better than Chrome browser?

It's faster, uses less data, uses less resources including ram and my favourite is that you can go back to previous pages without reloading.

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Darkseid(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018

I've heard some really weird names like; anointing, excellent, goodness etc but last month I heard one that left me LMFAO. I met a girl whose name was GodsHelp and I was like WTF. One of my friends even named his daughter ABUNDANCE, like undecided

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Phones › Re: Opera Launches New Mobile Browser For Android And Ios - Opera Touch by Darkseid(m): 7:56am On Apr 27, 2018

Dottune:
I am so done with Opera Mini

It is only a matter of time before they ruin this one with their silly advertisements that won't let you enjoy browsing. Nonsense!

Download Via browser and thank me later. Via browser is less than 500kb.

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Programming › Re: I Need Help With Android Studio! by Darkseid(m): 9:58pm On Apr 22, 2018

Maj196:
Just make sure u have an active internet when running it for d first time to allow gradle to build and den again make sure u have SDK installed.

Thanks man.

Programming › Re: I Need Help With Android Studio! by Darkseid(m): 7:51pm On Apr 22, 2018

Maj196:
Just make sure u have an active internet when running it for d first time to allow gradle to build and den again make sure u have SDK installed.

I have two SDKs installed plus gradle 4.4. I think I'll try to download 4.7 tonight, thank you.

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