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I wanted to give this a benefit of doubt till I saw "Holy Communion coming out from her mouth", like WTF. Her mouth don turn oven abi her body na mobile bakery, anyways she can start a sure business with this, after all it doesn't require any ingredients. Nonsense

Tadell:
This fruit is one of the gifts someone that arrived from the states gave me.

What is the name please?

Dried ebelebo seed. The last time my cousins came back from the states, they came with bags of it and we were like; we want goodies mehn not ebelebo seed. They had to eat everything alone because we no gree near am.

biuti:
You can speak for yourself, many guys are animals. I don't need to be approached by them to learn their tricks.

And the ladies are what, plants?

He be like person wey no go know book

My mum is the next greatest person on this earth; after me of course. Marrying a woman like my mum will be so awesome. I love you like crazy mum. Hit that like button if you love your mama like I do.

Pat081:
nice one, if anything happens to d student d principal will b d 1st person to go to police station ooooooo

I have made up my mind that when I have kids, no teacher will dare to flog them, that same way I won't flog other people's children.

The teachers at the school I'm serving dey hold cane like samurais. The principal is always like; corper flog them very well but for me I can't try it. The students have gotten so used to cane that they don't fear it anymore, I just do my part and go my way.

Nice piece but I hate everything about social networking, it drains and wears me out. I have LinkedIn app on my phone but I doubt if I open it up to twice a month.

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Cheers

okay, thanks

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Butt massage kwa, I hope she gets to juggle their balls too.

Another show for lazy and low IQ Nigerian youths.

There's no Igbo wedding picture up there, it looks more like an Edo wedding.

yungachiever:
lets go one of these days I'm serving here in abk

I'll be passing out soon and I don dey plan to go Olumo rock since since I entered camp.

Fxwarrior:
So what later became of the mofo?

Nothing was done about it, we just had to accept our fate.

efesodje:
Ok bro here it goes:

1.Don't say the first thing that jumps into your head. So . . . forget just saying "hi." This is what 90% of guys do. Make an effort to stand out.

2.Don't say anything like "You are beautiful." Women hear compliments like that all the time. Girls don't listen to that stuff, so stop saying it.

3.Stop trying to be cool or cocky. Being arrogant is a turnoff for women. Use words that make you seem a little vulnerable like "sorry" and "awkward" and "probably." Online dating is dangerous these days for ladies in Nigeria, so don’t make them scared, so being less threatening will increase your chances of making it into a face to face meeting.

4.Tease. Online conversations are perfect for light-hearted teasing. You can really get to know her when you meet her in person.

5.Be outgoing and positive. No one likes someone who's negative all the time. People are attracted to happiness. Don’t say negative things like I hate Buhari, I hate my job etc-nobody wants to hear that shit.

6.Relax if she doesn't respond. It's okay. You're not going to get her to say YES every time you hit the ball. Relax. Don't chase her. There are lots of more women out there.

7.Be enthusiastic about getting to know her. Ask her questions about herself, but leave the heavy getting-to-know-you stuff for in person.

8.Use good grammar. Not all these rubbish childish slangs we use in facebook, blackberry chats etc. The only exceptions are things like "lol" and "hahaha."

9.Talk about her specific interests that you read in her profile, and tell her that you saw it there. Say something like, "You have good taste in music! I love Alicia Keys too." Or you can tease her about her tastes too, like "Alicia Keys, really?"

10.Learn from your mistakes! Notice what works and what doesn't, and who's responding to what you're putting out there and improve on that.

11.Remember that the ultimate goal of this is to meet up with a lady in person. Don't keep the messaging going on for too long before asking for a number or to meet up. That said, don't push for it too soon either. The longer you're messaging each other, the longer you'll be messaging each other. Unless you went online to get a pen pal, that can get old really fast. Be bold! Ask to see her in person.

12.Keep it short. Long messages are hard to respond to.

13.Make her feel something! Make her laugh, surprise her, or tease her. An emotional response is a good start to a conversation.

14.Have fun!

Listen to the words of Master Yoda below. Smooth riders are not made in a day, it takes time and lots of rejection before you get perfect.

After following the steps and he gets 'kk' as reply, my guy go be like

Still doesn't compare to my beloved Tundra.

They create marking schemes so that they can give it to other students to mark. I still remember my Physics 513 course on Lasers, after the exam, over half of the class scored E and F, the highest was C. When we made enquires for the low scores, we discovered that such a difficult course was given to a 300l student from another department to mark. The guy marked nonsense because most of our answers even though correct where not in the marking scheme. It was really painful.

Exactly the reason why our old grannies have refused to leave power. The youths have decided not to grow or improve on themselves but rather spend their whole lives on very useless issues. To all Naija youths out there, receive sense.

Ordinary four days and you dey complain. If we don't see light for one week in my area, nobody bothers or talks about it but if light stays uninterrupted for like 15 hours, all man go begin panic.

michlins:
I don't understand the reason you are so embittered human. I just said my own so can't you deal with it. I served my dues to mtk via but never again. Live and let live. Not that am rich but it's my choice not to use mtk again so deal with it

whatever man.

michlins:
The soc killed it. Why not sd625. Mediatek is as good as crap

Na your type still dey use Tecno M3.

If a girl agrees to follow me home after the first date (even if we don't do anything), that'll be the end. I believe that the first date should be for getting to know each other and after that you find your way home.
The only exception is if I actually invited her to my house and not on a date.

10 years from now, that 30TB SSD go be for poor folks. I still remember when I knelt down to beg my friend to sell his 2gb memory card for me at #1500 abi na when I still dey form boss with diskette. Uwa nke a sef!

"I wanted to let you know that you have
a really nice energy about you . My name
is..."

Like WTF!

Yeye thread with no pics.

I used to have a video of man eating a snake alive, you can check it out below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBrqnXFs-Os

DonOms:
I agree with you that many people don't know the difference between introversion and shyness. Some, in fact, see the two terms as synonyms.

You should agree with me, if you have been following the thread for a while, that the misconception is continuously dealt with here. Most of the people you refer to are actually introverts who are also shy. And you should agree with me that unlike shy extroverts, it takes shy introverts longer time to break off their shyness. And where else should they seek help if not from other introverts who may be dealing with similar issues or have dealt with such issues in the past?

I totally agree with you, both introverts and extroverts can be shy but that of the introverts is usually worse.

omenkaLives:
Pigs stealing goats.

Weirdest thing I've ever heard.

Ewu

It seems a lot of people in this thread don't know the difference between introversion and shyness. Most guys commenting on this thread are shy with very low self-esteem.
I'm a very introverted person but talking to anybody ain't nothing to me. Most of the so-called extroverts around me always wait for me to act first before they follow. Introversion doesn't make you to be scared of ladies; shyness and low self-esteem does.