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You have recovered heaven and earth yet people are still languishing in penury and hardship.

It's appalling how people like to carry unconfirmed death rumours. Do you know how far this death rumour has travelled? Bloggers easy oooo!

Alhaji OBO. Chioma don scatter your head. It happens to every man once in a lifetime

These memes are on point. Whoever made them is very good.

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She's dissing TeddyA not BamBam. She's telling the world that she's neither married not dating TeddyA... That she's available... That TeddyA is as good as 'dead' to her

So who will marry them? 28 isn't bad for marriage, even 30. You might worry about 35. There are very good girls who are above 28. Being above 28 and female isn't a curse. If she's got good attitude, she's good to go, ber age notwithstanding!

When I was a kid, I saw idiots inhaling 'thinners', as in paint thinners.


Exposure to vapors created by paint containing thinner or its clean up may be hazardous. The American Conference of Governmental Industrial Hygienists has established threshold limit values (TLVs) for most of these compounds. TLV is defined as the maximum concentration in air which can be breathed by a normal person (i.e., excluding children, pregnant women, etc.) per week, day after day through their work life without long-term ill effects. In underdeveloped countries workers commonly experience much higher exposure to these chemicals with consequent damage to their health.

LorDBolton:
Always have your "Go to hell" allowance with you...

The question is How many girls can afford a GO TO HELL allowance

Imagine, he's asking us what he has done!? LMAO. When me sef wan come join hands beat the crap out of you. You still dey even chop food. And u get mouth to dey misyarn... SMH

worldgee:
Rugged machine for rugged people!

Would you be kind enough to show me the HDMI port.

He maximised space. Shop licence idio.ts will soon come for his head

Abeg, where Nina dey? She don finally cast?

"This is Big Brother! CeeC, please report to the diary room!" "Hello CeeC, would you like to tell Big Brother how you feel today?" "I feel fffffgghfghhffkjjffdfg... You understand....blah blah blah"

IamD18:
If this news is legit, then Cee-c deserves some accolades.

What she saw when seated, Alex couldn't see it while standing.

Moral lesson; Don't ever come between two partners who v'got bond to share, rather try your possible best to bring them together.

Immoral lesson; When a man is dating a lady he isn't inlove with, he should make sure he utilizes his opportunity to scatters her anus, kpekus and boobs. While the lady should make sure she digs and chop him till he goes dry.


Ikpu Alex biara board, but ikpu Cee-c ekweghi abia board Tobi chena oga justu racha ikpu Cee-c like dat

Cee-c hearing/reading this news will be like......

Ikpu gbuo gi there! You too like ikpu things.

IamD18:
If this news is legit, then Cee-c deserves some accolades.

What she saw when seated, Alex couldn't see it while standing.

Moral lesson; Don't ever come between two partners who v'got bond to share, rather try your possible best to bring them together.

Immoral lesson; When a man is dating a lady he isn't inlove with, he should make sure he utilizes his opportunity to scatters her anus, kpekus and boobs. While the lady should make sure she digs and chop him till he goes dry.


Ikpu Alex biara board, but ikpu Cee-c ekweghi abia board Tobi chena oga justu racha ikpu Cee-c like dat

Cee-c hearing/reading this news will be like......

Ikpu gbuo gi there! You too like ikpu things.

I think each ex housemates needs psychological evaluation immediately after eviction to avoid unruly social impacts... In a bid to utilise their new fame, they might assume some socially unacceptable characters

Mrlilprinz:
the attitude of non caring imagine staying up to a week without even calling or texting me. excuses is that she is too busy

Bone her too. Deprive her of that attention.

Mimienudles:
Space for sale

How much you wan sell am, madam?

Who doesn't know that girls are genetically selfish beings.

Bloggers giving idio.ts cheap publicity: just for a few coins, they shove this dude matter down our throats

He's got a gang of beneficiaries of his magnanimity. Awesome.

OKorowanta:
He is carrying a lot of people and artistes along.
If not for anything he's won my heart over.
So many greedy ones out there especially dat 2face who has garnered enough money to have at least five artistes on his radar but na lie,he no gree sign any artiste.
He loves chopping alone.
Same thing goes to Psquare.
Yeye pipo.

You are so right, Bro. Too many selfish rich artists/people everywhere...

Is she putting on an apron? She looks worn out and overused

Ya'll should shut the f*ck up with this stale LazyYouth nonsense.

Bros, invite her over and f*ck her like you're gonn' lose your di.ck the next day, and push her away.

Reeky baby is good. He makes good music. I love PULL UP, EASY, KISS ME. Much better than Koredo Bello. Aside GODWIN, any other hit track to his name?

Tamarapetty:
You said the police man couldn't fix the light cause there was No enough oil to fry the bread or what??

What figure of speech best describes this abysmal fuc.kery of a question?

Uti: Linda, I go like make we hang out. What do you think?
Linda: When that nonsense start na? You no sabi your level mates again? Yeye!

BuddhaPalm:
Work for who

There's an eye-opening book titled "The Manipulated Man".

It should compulsory reading for every man...along with "The Anatomy of Female Power", by our very own Chinweizu Ibekwe.

Where and how can i get this book, Buddy? Do you have an e-copy of it?

A naive post from an idio.t. Set record 'gbuo gi dia'!

CaptainGOOD:
i used crush on diz babe those days like maaaad!
After wat watchinh her movie I will be missing her and my hrt go start dey do me somehow.
Chai!!!

Pls guys what do we call that feeling in those of ur heart getting very heavy far somebody u crush on.
Or is it only me?

Its not only you bro lmao. Maybe its puppy love