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@clemcykul
what is the matter?you ask?
a matter is any thing that have weight and occupy space.
and you will see it in ur phycis textbook, if you have any

@Lexyhearts

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Seun:
People do forget sometimes, and I have to remind them!

YES,the igbo people said that we should bring out the hand of monkey from the pot of soup before it will turn to human being hand.

some nigeria dont know the onwer of this wounderful nairaland.it have almost come to the stardard of the world site HI5.

BELEIVE IT OR YES

@Lexyhearts
i dont blame you,i know your problem which i will tell you and nairalanirans later but for now,let me hold myself because today is sunday.i went to church so am mediating.
just hold yourself brake.

djcrooky:
pritpratpritprat mugamuga i go die ha ha ha basket mouth cheese u aree going to kill me with your joke i guess we would have to inform prah about your new comedian may be u could be on the next night of a million dry joke

you would have write it in FRENCH as you refuse to write it in our language so that i will understand you

@Jerie
when you will fail jamb,you will say that jamb have failed you see the kind of pidgin you are speaking.
you are diobeying the law of this land.
be careful or i will send the EFCC to you NOW
brother seun just image,

dason4life:
I know: IDIOT

I=intelligent
D=dependable
I=integrity
O=overcomer
T=truthworthy

i think to be an IDIOT is an advantage

@ rasulua
i dont blame you,how many time do you write jamb

??

secondary love

big boy

na wa relative

;d

@ na wa
you are at the RIVERS does not make you to live inside the RIVER geting to the extent of playing with what you called your[i] privelege toy[/i]

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thank senu

but they don't kill now so why is kk saying they would die in spirit soul and body.

@otuwe
see as you are if you have meet the thing face to face,you and na wa are only brave in writing but not action.
try to go on vacation if you are use to it and go and meet it,even when a day-born fish will threaten you untill you meet your grandfather

na wa:
i wonder oo, when dolphines begin to kill?

do not mistake them for sharks, dolphines are very friendly and playful.

they dont kill.yes but if it you na wa you must die immediately

sometime when slient is yes,if you dont say sometthing in ur mind someone will say it for you

this one is not between the devil and the deep blue sea BUT is IN the MOUTH of the DEVIL and inside the sea blue sea.
seun,this guys will die in spirit,soul and body.
mercy!!!

A few days after President Umar Musa Yar’Adua reportedly ordered the cancellation of the controversial sale of the Port Harcourt and Kaduna refineries, he has directed the Accountant-General of the Federation, Alhaji Ibrahim Dankwambo, to immediately release to Lagos State government its seized local government funds amounting to N10.8 billion.

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo had ordered the withholding of almost N33 billion of the state’s local government funds over the creation of local government areas. Although the state later reverted to the original 20 local government areas, while converting the new ones to development areas, Obasanjo only ordered the release of a part of the money. He refused to obey the order of Supreme Court for the release of the funds.

Also, he ignored the pleas of well-meaning Nigerians.
In ordering the release of the funds, Yar’Adua said he gave the directive because he discovered, after seeking the opinion of relevant ministries on the matter, that the withholding of the balance of N10, 829, 527, 300.43 of the Lagos funds was illegal.

Special Adviser to the President on Communications, Mr. Segun Adeniyi, who revealed this in Abuja on Monday, while briefing State House correspondents, said: ‘Let me use this forum to announce that the president this morning (on Monday) directed the office of the Accountant-General of the Federation to release, with immediate effect, the withheld local government funds of Lagos State totaling N10,829,527,300.43."

Adeniyi, however, said Federal Government could not grant the Lagos State government’s request for the payment of interest because the withheld funds were not put into an interest-yielding account.
"Lagos was asking for interest, which is not going to be granted because the money was not put into an interest-yielding account. But the important thing is that the president sought the opinions of all the relevant ministries on whether it is legal to hold this money and they all said that it is illegal. So why do we hold on to it?" he queried.

Adeniyi also denied the story making the rounds that the Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Engr. Funso Kupolokun, has been relieved of his appointment.
He said: "I can tell you categorically that the story making the rounds that Engr. Kupolokun has been removed is not true. He is still the managing director of the NNPC as of today. There is no directive that he should hand over to anybody."

osereka:
u tirayi

what do u mean?

see this real business igbo man

i wish you are near me,i could have choke you till you meet your grandfather

seun,this guy have disobey our land by insulting our mother.seun look into this case

@ tionne
No body will answer this ups and down problem
Do you want to kill us before our time
plz take time oooo

@ na wa
NO VEX, i thought you are the one that post that life threating question

@na wa
i dont ask this mind of quizz again because this place is not JAMB hall or WAEC or even NECO.
Do you hear me na wa !!!!