yo momma so short, u can see her feet on her driver's license

yo momma so ugly, when she goes into a bank they turn off the cameras

Yo mamma so poor when i came visiting u she asked"do u wanna touch my tit for $5 "

Yo mamma so irritating that she draws are salaiva lik noddles.

yo momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade

Hey lets av creativity done nt said stuffs.

@topic
Yo mamma so dumb she cnt tell i trully i waznt ur father.

Yo mamma so dumb i told her my d**k tastes like candy and she did av some taste.

@tomi ade
Hey i c we av a new guy here.Tomi_ade. This thread is about ur own yo momma jokes nt some copy nd paste. Can u kip up, i'm sure u kan. Welkome nd hp we'l stil b cing u.
@rasulua
i kan c tomi is gvin u a gud run.
@topic
Ur momma is so fat she broke d family tree.(urs not mine lol)

ur mama is so dumb that she uses the ,mapquest when she Wanna go to the kitchen

Ur momma's so dumb wen she saw u dad peeing in d toilet she sed "du u 1nt 2 gt d toilet pregnant?"

yo momma is so ugly, she scares a scare crow

seun,this guy have disobey our land by insulting our mother.seun look into this case

gerrrraway u, with ya head like yo momma's

yo momma's head is so big, she wears her cap with a shoe horn

@ _kk
hey dnt u watch mtv,i guess u dnt if u do u kn wat this tread means,if u cnt stay in bounce.

@ migines
hey we've gt ourselfs a new gal,she isnt dat hot,i can handle her,u both.

@ lysaa
i il gt u.

@ topic
Yo mamma so stupid she uses condom as a glove.

@kk
i dnt av ne word 4 u. But!
I LIED
search dis thread 4 d best ur momma joke nd rel8 it to urself.
@rasuluaa&lysaa
big up guyz. Hus d new girl.
@topic
ur momma so short she uses d table tennis board as her lawn tennis court.

Yo mamma so raw she cld i had my way with her in ur living room 4 15mins.

come rasulua, hope d nu girl n't me? u'll get me where?


Yo Momma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mamma so stiff she wz mistaken 4 a statue.

Yo momma's so big, i gotta take 5 steps backward to see all of her

Yo mamma so fat she takes 2 taxi

Yo Momma so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mamma so fat i gt lost in her p***y

Yo Momma so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo momma so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

hey. .got to make dinner now, ciao

C ya wanna go c football

Ur momma's so fat dat she brakes all promises.

Ur momma is so fat she nva new she gave birth to u. She tot u wer jst anoda shit.

Ur momma is so short she kan c all of her self in a face mirror.

Yo mamma so raw she had s*x d day she had u.

Ur momma's house is so small i put d key in d lock nd stabd every1 in it.

Ur momma's house is so small i put d key in d lock nd stabd every1 in it.

Ur momma is so stupid she commited suicide to gt money 4rm d lyf assurance company.
(du i av to tel u she waz d 1 dat nided d money?)