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ELEYA sorry GENERAL SANNI A BUTCHER sorry ABACHA

THE LEADER OF THE HUMAN BODY

The human body is wondering who is the Leader?!

The Heart says: It's me, I circulate the blood.

The Brain says: No, it's me because I control everything.

The Liver says : No, me, because I feed.

The Anus says: No it's me.

All Laugh.

Then the Anus refused to open for 7 days.

The Liver has exploded, the Brain was stewed and The Heart stopped beating.

MORAL:

Even an asshole can be a Leader !!!

misspicy:
And they look at you like you are crazy right?

same


you should go skydive too

Crazy? Don't get ya!

misspicy:
LOL

this brings memories
have you introduced some other people?
how are you?

Of course yes. I've been telling people how Nairaland is d most interesting Forum I always visit.

I'm doing good and you

misspicy:
Saw your mention

so I introduced you here,And you registered before me and I didn't even know

Have u forgotten those days in scul u always visit Nairaland for updates while I watched. But I couldn't stop laffin wen going through some funny comments so I had to registered

I missed the earlier story tho! Buh nat withstanding, don't take any medication from a quack....... whatever!

misspicy:

Madame

Their headache not mine.... wishing y'all a successful team sha

OK

Na wa o.... This guy na real bomboy too childish walahi

I hope he takes good care of Mama when she was alive. If yes, then success all the way for you bro....

Frontline Commando D-Day

Hello fellow Nairalander

I found out that my acclaimed gf has been deleting and clearing all our conversations. I find out when I visited her in her room, she told me she has sent me message earlier which I told her I haven't seen. So when she went to have her bath, I switched on my Hotspot and connected to her phone to see d message she sent to me,I discovered she doesn't keep our conversation while other conversations is being kept. I was very surprised and beginning to wonder why? But I haven't asked her why she did that. The most painful of it is all d messages have been sending to her are romantic and normal bf/gf chats. Then questions started hovering in mind. Is it that she is having another guy that she's keeping my conversion from? Or what?

dauntless15:
Lol he thinks we are in yankee, good for him, modified my third ftc for the the day i dedicate this ftc to my darl hateU2 men sometimes aproko is good.

You are wicked I swear

Emtee ft Wizkhid and AKA - ROLL UP (RE UP)

misspicy

Ok

I haven't seen any food placed in he's front, so do u want us to bliv this?

Even after their (bandits) death, I still feel like giving them one more shot. I hate people who terrorized people.

LEXYCOM:
So u knew what he looks like and u cannot tell him to remove it

Haa! You want some people to screw me up

LEXYCOM:
Pls remove that cap on your head

Y should he remove it? Shey because he resemble danfo drivers?

Oga Kenneth and famz I happy 4 ya ooo

May ur son neva lives in bondage o!

Not every one that laughs at u outside really means it inside o

''Ko ju ba yen lor''

OK

Hunt d treasury looters as you have been doing before

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Ok

OK

OK

RIP

OK

R.I.P

I wish him good luck