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Imortal001:
Who calculate the maths?

same thing I dey wonder oooo..who dey do d calculation self??

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Mhizkel:
Now that we are here!
*clears throat*
Agoadiv and Bqlekan, you guys are just so wonderful. Wish I could choose you both, but I've got to make just a choice
Nevertheless, you both still remains my......(Fill in the gap)

To Agoadiv: Your lines are breath-taking and romantic. Me likey! Don't try it on Sassybae, else she's gonna abandon Kinglekan and go with you(Ofcourse that's my prayer) You did well honey. Much love, muahhhhh......

Bqlekan, I never thought you could go this far just for this challenge. Your lines were beyond my Expectation/Imagination.
The creativity, uniqueness, and the effort you made are just so superb.You made me remember my first post on NL.
You such a darling!
Therefore, I choose






BQLEKAN

Cc: Dygeasy, Tohpahz, Mhizdeedy, Kinglekan, Ladyboss1, Sassybae, CuteHector, Agarawu23.

king lekan and Bqlekan congratulobia..

Mzflexydeeva:
all ye be picking on him: drop ur lines na

hey miss,not d mouth making type and beside gat no 1 to woo..my babe dey intact..No homo..sowie to disappoint sweery..Cheer up.. Babe complete dis for me...If its not about making money,its not making ..................

Cutehector:
its alright.. Let's not take these things seriously, its just for fun.. Please..

Hian,so now u can form gud boy after u don disturb dis thread finish with yha mouth making...so d bashing affect dat u gat no other choice than to drink Loyal milk..shiooooor

Mzflexydeeva:
sincerely u call dat hard work? My nephew wud woo a primary school girl with tighter lyrics

Cutehector u r truely bursted...imagine some1 dey compare u with her nephew..Dis is d height of Humiliation...Cutehector do something b4 u r totally jonzed.

kinglekan:

its yha turn to laugh @ him..as in my guy can't blieve ΐτ̅ myself..

Cutehector:
lol its not hardWwork... I had to seek her opinion on dat piece.... I'v not wooed yet na... So chill...

if u say so.Can't wait to c yha lines my nigga.

Mzflexydeeva:
nice but doesn't count.....
Let me analyse it all.
You don't have to love aa girl to woo her! A fondness is enough! Love grows, d dp may not even be her so wat ever love u profess is based on assumption. It's ok to love her because you sense maturity in her words & homeliness in her post but falling in love with a pic is a no! Following her post every day is stalking u may be obsessed not in love.


Peace out

jesuuuuu,cutehector upon all yha mouth making see as dis girl turn u to ball she kon dey play u.Can't blieve ΐτ̅.she rubbished yha hard work.

tpiah2:
unsubstantiated rumour.

mr man.Did he ran during osun festival n ooni burial? Yes/No.Once u answer d question iwill now reply u.4now good day.

Olofintoto:
Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/aregbesola-shuns-oonis-burial-for-lagos-meeting/

seems like d surname of dis governor is runaway oooo...He ran away wen d pple of osun were celebrating osun festival and now he ran away again during ooni burial...Maka Y

alaoeri:
The fact that she owns 5cars didnt stop Dbanj from putting her in gear 2.
See finishing.

dat got me laughing..imagine d finishing.

yemstok:
Movie she's been seeing.

my mistake...thanks anyway...

yemstok:
how could he? his cousin? Haba!

and he could say this out!

Abominashan! eewo! Taboo!


in Asa's voice

Who's responsible for what we teach our children? Is it the Internet or the stars on television? why? oh! why

There's fire on the mountain!

so little Lucy turn 16 and like d movie sweet 16,she gat a lover in her cousin she can't tell nobody...

gabazin080:
Rape her real hard and she would be like "baby where do we go from here

busted...Rapist in da building..Run outa thread...

tosyne2much:
Baba, maaa no lie you, me sef use style like Ishilove oooo but I dey fear make she no send me go jail if I open love thread for her

Ishilove dere u av ΐτ̅..Two grow up men need u in dere life..My advice:Date d two of dem to know who is more of a man...

SexyStrawberry:
I cast and bind in Jesus name!

cast me not for i am d son of d most high God..

Emmanuel602:
Lolz GO AND DIE

dats in oshomole voice

FincoApps:
If he didn't realize you were angry at first, then it's likely that to him, it was a very very very funny joke. Some people have told me some weird jokes like that too, so it's very possible all he meant was just to make you laugh.

It's normal to see people with really strange humuor.

Wakee wakee..wake up dude..This is Reality...Joke my ass...

bolajioginni:
Our conversation below

''My name is Mimi as my friends call me..am an undergraduate..I have a boyfriend and we have dated for 7months now. Since we started dating, this guy has not done anything for me. I understand perfectly well that he is serving so I don't disturb him about money..
But last night we had problem. The problem is he said the next time we see that we will have sex for a very long time unlike before. I then asked him that, after all these sex that we are having, that what will he leave for my husband if eventually we don't marry. Onlyto him to reply: he said he is eating the main thing now, that my husband will eat the remains.
When he noticed I was not happy with his response, he said he was joking.. Now my question is: should I still go ahead with this guy or should I quit?''

c question ooooo,no wait make he continue to dey fcck u n finish d main nutrient as he say and let yha future hubby continue blaming himself for marrying u..Wake up dis girl...

ireneony:
what a lame way to propose to a lady

is allowed,Is allowed, is allowed..

Konji is a bastard that keeps fccking on peepz.

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BabyDaddy20:
Wetin Linda Ikeji still dey wait for ??
Make she go buy a man before her pusssy juice dries up.

falls from iroko tree while sipping my fanta...na wetin Linda ikeji do u self cos dis 1 gidigan ooooo....

boombay:
osewa seun must be crying right now

u pipu shud leave seun osewa alone na...let him continue wailing...Lmao

distinguished1:
good
I also have a dream to work in an oil company. However, I will be hitting a jackpot if my current boss happens to be on the interview team.

must nairalander always counter every thread on nairalandumean yha boss will resign n u will be given promotion abi

onila:
like I said, you men don't completely condone rape

what r u saying.don't even go there.

ronald4lif:
I don't get it really, shouldn't a girl profess her love to a guy? What if it were you in her position will you still consider yourself to be desperate etc. I see little or nothing wrong in her actions, its obvious she's in love and it takes loads of courage for a girl to do such. I understand you're in a relationship and don't want her which is plausible for an average guy who would have taken advantage of her thereby cheating on his babe but I don't think she deserves to be berated. Its no crime of hers she's in love with you or is it?

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Swaggzkid:
Lalasticlala please come and see ooo* this early morning this bloody citizen of nairaland is on my neck. Mmaka why is all this happening? Yesterday night was mystage and today morning is this so call malikisah abi na giesha, ••
Is my comment the only one he saw?

u sound worried young man,can i help u?

SexyStrawberry:
wow! if this story is true that she is married, den there is still hope for so many of us out there!

no need hoping @sexystrawberry,marry me n let me take u to place that is far better than where totolee n her hubby went....I will take u to Mars for our hooney and Jupiter will be our dwelling place.what say yha

2muchopoTBdope:
Haba broda! So u mean say Tonto Dick-A marry Gorilla?? lol

falls frm iroko trees.jesuuuuuu dats d baddest curse eva.