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lordtosan:
E neva tey wey i apply am o. I do step 1, 2, 3. She jst sit close to me dey feel the boy. I begin feel like ice-prince wey sing 'feeling the boy'. Na once, I use my palm take touch her palm. She ask my why i dey touch her palm. I tell her say i dey study palm for school. Before she go even talk anything, na I whisper into her ear small small like person wey wan die. She just look me. For inside my mind, i dey throw backy say i don hammer! As i wan do d next step na she hold my hand, turn look me and tell me
"step 6. Reach out from across her".
Blood of nicodemus! Fear grip me like pikin wey don fuc.k up and him mama show wit cane for her hand. I ask her how she take know my next move. She say she be nairalander, say her handle na standd. Na so i begin look her with sorry eye til she walka comot.

Ehya.na 1ce yha fellow nairalander fall yha hand.

Cutehector:
Cheat on him too..

with who?

ladyF:
Lol....This life sha.....and some of us step out without panties everyday but we don't make d news

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

pics of u walking out without pant or adonblieveit.

marshalcarter:
yeEeah...








RODMAN DICKSON . Haven't you heard of him

nairaland home of fun..Like seriously RODMAN DICKSON...shittt

marshalcarter:
So??






I wear boxers to covers ma RODMAN DICKSON

falls down frm aeroplane.RODMAN DICKSON

Taking to Twitter, Iranian leader says Zionists won’t find serenity until destruction, calls US ‘Great Satan’ and rejects any talks with Washington beyond nuke deal.

Israel will not survive the next 25 years, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Wednesday, making a series of threatening remarks published online.

In a quote posted to Twitter by Khamenei’s official account, Khamenei addresses Israel, saying, “You will not see next 25 years,” and adds that the Jewish state will be hounded until it is destroyed.

The quote comes against a backdrop of a photograph apparently showing the Iranian leader walking on an Israeli flag painted on a sidewalk.

“After negotiations, in Zionist regime they said they had no more concern about Iran for next 25 years; I’d say: Firstly, you will not see next 25 years; God willing, there will be nothing as Zionist regime by next 25 years. Secondly, until then, struggling, heroic and jihadi morale will leave no moment of serenity for Zionists,” the quote from Iran’s top leader reads in broken English.

The quote was apparently taken from a speech given earlier in the day.

The remarks came as US lawmakers began to debate supporting a recent nuclear agreement between Tehran and six world powers. Critics of the deal have pointed to fiery anti-US and anti-Zionist rhetoric as proof that the regime should not be trusted.

The White House and other deal boosters argue that the pact, meant to keep Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon, is based on verification, not trust. Source:http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/ayatollah-ali-khameini-irans-supreme-leader-says-israel-will-not-exist-in-25-years-time/

Dear Jude and @SoundcityTV Fans,
Thank you for your tweets Jude; we will certainly address each of these tweets, especially since they are some sorts of allegation:
Of course, we did not think we are doing your group a ‘Favour’. Just like any other artistes, if you have a great material, we will showcase it on our channel and various platforms. Supporting, promoting, nurturing a talent isn’t a favour. It is obligatory, indeed?
‘Begging PSquare’ to Tour with? We needed the content? Soundcity is a music and lifestyle channel, music and music programming forms 80% of our content while lifestyle handles the remainder. We are pretty sure the expense of touring with you then was much more than rotating music videos, make a business case out of this and you’ll see for yourself why we wouldn’t have ‘begged’ as you have claimed in your tweets…but hey! We did it for the LOVE!
Your job is to co-direct videos, and manage the group and ensure you do things in their best interest ‘reasonably’. Ours is to play the videos if we see them deem fit. Luckily, all your videos are co-directed with Clarence Peters, one of Nigeria’s biggest music video directors, partly a Soundcity Alumni. Please read between the lines of ‘reserving the rights to play.’ to fully understand what it means. Meanwhile, interestingly…our job also partly runs along us advising your group as per better professional input from us, for free.
We suggest rather than you wanting to ‘create’ a union in ‘we artiste’…you should speak and deal with your group squarely. NOBODY ever asked for your group to perform for FREE, only that we asked for a reasonable performance fee. You wanted to charge 10 or 12 Million or so. We are glad that a lot of artistes came through and yes; they played to their fans at the free event, for free.
We don’t pay Royalties? Your job as a manager is to ensure your artistes’ get their royalty pay cheques. Check with COSON and MCSN, SOUNDCITY pays Royalties every calendar year for music use on Soundcity and on sister channels, the platform carriers (DStv) doubles that effort too. Perhaps you should ask your colleagues in the industry about how that works. COSON is the Copyright Society of Nigeria and MCSN is the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria, also you can learn more about COSON here http://www.cosonng.com
What Blackmail? You decided not to work with our brand, we decided not to work with your brand by withdrawing your videos from our channel and completely stopped doing business with you. Not sure that’s what ‘Blackmail’ means. You took a decision, we took ours too. Simple.
Lastly, we will do something rewarding for you today! Please tune in by 3PM to watch #PSQUARE: THEN & NOW! Fans will be able to catch videos from the early years to present and also, #PSQUARE vs. #USHER: ORIGINAL DANCE OFF! By 3:30 PM today. Really, there is no such thing as ‘Boycott’ in premium entertainment.

Actually, scratch that! We should but we won’t. We will do #CHRISBROWN vs #USHER: DANCEOFF for 3PM today instead, #ChrisBrown is trending right now on the Internet.
This is the last time we are speaking on this, we have a number one TV channel to run.
Thank you.

OZAOEKPE:
"You need a 'strong' husband, because he's not doing it well, if he is doing it well, I bet you won't be spending your whole life on nairaland." Quote me anywhere

jesus,dats d definition of taking ΐτ̅ personal...Nairaland home of fun...

CaptPlanet:
I kindda like your attitude about the whole thing. First you have to understand that cigarettes contains nicotine ( the substance that makes it addictive) and it's very difficult to quit so you're in for a huge task

If you really want to help him, I suggest you take some drastic measures.

Let him know that you won't visit him if he'll smoke with you around and if he does, leave his house ASAP/ do things he don't like, if he calls you let him understand that you can't stand the habit and if he really loves you, he should respect you. Deny him candy if u must (men love candy and we'll do anything to get some) That should at least cut down his smoking with you around (it's difficult but you gotta stick with it)

When this starts to work, spend more time with him, he'll reduce the way he smokes and also dispose of every packs of cigarettes around the house. Allow him some space to smoke (he can't quit abruptly)

Talk to him about it all the time, better yet NAG about it, men despise nagging. Get info on the adverse effects of smoking and show it to him, u can get pics of affected lungs off the Internet and show him. It'll stick in his subconscious mind, that should help.

Make him open up to you (men hide alot) esp how his day went, get him to trust you, don't judge him when he tell you difficult stuff, act like it's no biggie, you chics have your way with men so you should know how to get him to release all that worked up stress/emotion from a hard day.

Gradually reduce his average sticks a day (make charts with him), if he burns like 15 sticks a day, you could make it 5 a day if you go about it the right way. You can give him a treat once or twice a month, you know what he likes, like nice meal, warm bath together, seduce the living daylight out of him....use your imagination.

Finally you can get him e- cigarettes , they're healthier and more environment friendly.


PS: get him to eat a lot of fruits, let him go for detox.

I hope this helps.

Best comment so far..U deserve an award for this...Bar man 10 crates for dat dude..Nice 1..

Mimiflourish:
Quest for security.

what security?who is chasing dem or what is making dem unsecured?

QueenEdna:
Hmmmm, guys aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ promiscuity.

What is this 1 saying?no be dem wan date superstar abi na e beg dem to open dere pussssssy?

adonbilivit:
I am asking this question because of the stories I have been reading on how landlords have been harrasing their tenants. so I am expecting my girlfriend in two days time and she is going to spend a night and leave the next day. I have not told my landlord and I have no plans to do that for now because I feel I am entitled to have visitors once in a while. no girl has ever visited me in the house so she will be the first and maybe the only ever. so guys, what do u think?

cc: Lalasticlala, ishilove, Seun,

Hell no..r u insinuating dat u will tell yha landlord wen u will mess yha babe?r we in d 15th century?

What is hairy?

MrsChima:
Ladies...scam some more of these niggas.

Keep up the good work!

they shud scam more of these niggas abi?when dose holes heart got broken dey will start putting up unnecessary PM and stalking of life.Shiorrrr

solomonbrown64:
.... Jesus!!!!!..... Giroud is an a.sss

what is an a.sss?

What becomes of d broken hearted?

Obrigardo:
How many times are we going to read expose like this and nothing will be done to the evil man?
Isnt it high time we start dealing with these goons and lock them up in prison no matter how rich they are? is he God? Please President Buhari my Guy, do the needful and execute some of these evil men so wailing wailers will get sense.

But Still wailers will wail and SeverusSnape will still be silly nonetheless.
Jobless Lady F, Introvert and other teens will still remain jobless jostling for front page when their age mates are already making money building business and starting families.

my man u said ΐτ̅ all..wailing wailers over to u..I no wan mention name oooo cos d dude has done ΐτ̅ already..

dunsman:
Am available

homo sighted.

donholy28:
bring ur girlfriend

ehya,sowie to disappoint u again,dnt av any girl friend...am a virgin..go luk for girl outside..

IamLEGEND1:
8

but it seems like 2 of them are lying about who the real father is.

u r really fulfilling what d bible say,go yee to d world n multiply.kudos my nigga.

donholy28:
Bring ya sis

ehya sowie to dissapoint u my nigga,don't av any sister...so go yee to d world and multiply...

IamLEGEND1:
of coz....

falls from iroko tree,oya tell me how many girls have u impregnated

IamLEGEND1:
of coz....

.

ChynoBEATS:
As at then it was accepted that the brother to widows late husband needs to do so "impregnate his late brothers wife if his late brother dint have a child before his demise" so as to keep the blood line of his brother .....



So what are you pin pointing @ now

simple,wasted sperm is nt accepted in God eyes..we should all stop wasting his gift to man..

donholy28:
So what is ur point

stop wasting sperm..do d needful dats my point..

beright:
So what is ur point?

keep pouring d shit inside nt stop wasting God gift to man..Dats my point..

IamLEGEND1:
and who said they didnt teach us this in sunday school?

oya lie say yha pastor tell una for church dat u guiz shud be pouring sperm inside n nt use condom wen aving sex..oya lie..

what they don't teach u in church(Genesis 38:9)

BabyDaddy20:
Dstv is for grandpa's

what is for youngee?

otijah:
that one na small thing nah, my own na naked dem naked me, I had o start running when one of the girls pull off her pant to come do. Them for rape me dat day

falls from iroko tree while laughing real hard..U for wait nah make dem show u how d thing dey open and close...

jmoore:
The online community is part of the society in this century. Folks online ain't robots.

tell nairalander girls dat we aint robots.......One don marry frm social network.

Happiness87:
where can i watch this online

Dstv....So much more....