₦airaland Forum

Eghosakelly:
Forgive her cos she was just scared.

4give my ass..Guy open yha eyes oooo cos dat na death wish from d girl to u...

ladyF:
To err is human but to forgive is divine

so if d man don die na heaven e go 4giv her bahd girl surely no love d dude cos dat action nah death wish for d nigga...Guy RUN(OZOR)

wristbangle:
Op u reminded me of Jane. We broke up a year ago because I made a promise never to chop her.

The night we broke up, she was wearing a skimpy outfit as she sprayed her body with "christian dior" perfume.

As a good boy who have promised not to yansh her because we promised our relationship will clinch to marriage without sex but she insisted on having it without considering the consequence. Chai e pain me say I no do the needful sha but as a struggling guy who cannot afford to be an emergency father, I declined it.

Straight off she tagged me as an impotent guy and left without returning my calls since then.

Oh my Jane! Na so u become another man property?

Ehya..jst like dat anoda man go dey dig d hole u wey uno gree dig..my brother its well..Take Heart ehn...

StephanieEzeh:
I didn't mention names. U were d 1 dat said it.

so na wristbangle n tosyne2much u dey say dem b broke guiz....ok ooooooo

Demigods:
Dude the sister is also into me though she has not said anything but her body signal says it

body signal kor body stigma ni....Guy ΐτ̅ doesn't sound gud at all.let go of both of them if u dnt love yha GF anymore bt dnt try migrate to her sister ooo..U knw Kama is a bitch..Think am well..

vickerz:
Ghen Ghen Ghen ! let the islamization begin ! Buhari, bhet why now?

wat pains me most is that some people will still come here and defend this man, despite his visible flaws..

I voted for Buhari to change Nigeria , and make it a better place for my kids not to tour Africa, take pictures, and now This Again

God Bless GEJ
God Bless PMB
God Bless Nigeria

God Bless all of us ..

Lets keep praying for this government to work !

Its for our own good..

This is totally undefendable....Believe me u..I do defend Buhari bt in dis case i totally rest my case...

gabazin080:
the kid is a f0ol. I don't blame her

Keep calm n let ΐτ̅ go.

falconey:
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must u insult?haba its uncalled for nah?I belive u r more than dis.

A Federal High Court in Abuja has directed the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, to appear before it on Tuesday to answer questions on the ongoing investigation into the alleged forgery of the Senate Standing Order 2015.

The judge, Justice Gabriel Kolawole, in his ruling, a copy of which was made available to our correspondent on Saturday, asked Arase to appear in court on August 4 to give reasons why the prayers sought by the plaintiff in his ex parte application should not be granted.

Kolawole gave the directive while ruling on an ex parte application by the senator representing Enugu-East Senatorial District, Gilbert Nnaji, seeking to restrain the IGP and the Attorney-General of the Federation from taking further steps on the investigation of alleged forgery in the Senate’s rules.

Rather than granting Nnaji’s prayer, Kolawole ordered the IG to appear in court on Tuesday to tell the court why it should not grant the request contained in the plaintiff’s ex parte motion.

Nnaji, through his counsel, Mr. P. J Nwokolo, had on Monday urged Kolawole to, among others, restrain further investigation of the allegation and publish its report.

The suit, marked FHC/ABJ/CS/646/15, was filed before the release and sending of the Police Report to the AGF’s office for further action.

The IGP and the AGF are the two respondents to the suit.

Ruling on the ex parte application shortly after Nnaji’s lawyer moved it on Monday, Justice Kolawole held that he could not grant the restraining order at the level of ex parte hearing, since it was the same issue the plaintiff canvassed in their substantive suit.

He held that he needed to afford both the IGP and the AGF to be heard before taking a decision on the ex parte prayers.

The court also refused to grant the prayer for accelerated hearing on the grounds that it lacked the power to abridge the 30 days which the defendants were entitled to without their consent. It, however, ordered the plaintiff to serve the court processes on the defendants.

The judge also described as a little bit worrisome, the involvement of the police being an agency of the executive arm of government, in the case by inviting for questioning, certain members of the Senate.

He said, “The court is a bit wary on an ex parte proceeding to allow the plaintiff (Nnaji) to have his day in court because the courts are not created or established to supervise the National Assembly in the way and manner it will run its own constitutional duties, except where its acts border on a substantial infraction of the constitution, which goes beyond its own internal rules or procedure, or the application of its standing order.

“To do otherwise is to work to subvert the hallowed constitutional principles of separation of powers upon which the machinery of government is proposed to be run and to be operated.

“My decision is not to make orders directing both parties to maintain status quo as it is often misinterpreted by both parties.

“Rather, I will direct that the defendants, who had already been served with the originating summons, and the plaintiff’s motion of notice, shall on the return date, show cause why the orders being sought by the plaintiff on his motion ex parte dated and filed on 23-07-15, shall not be granted.”

The alleged forged Senate Standing Order was used for the conduct of the election which brought in the current leadership of the National Assembly on June 9, 2015.

Ike Ekweremadu, who emerged as the Deputy Senate President from the said election which took place shortly after the proclamation of the National Assembly, is representing Enugu-West while Nnaji, who went to court, is from Enugu-East.

The deputy senate president was among the senators and the management of the National Assembly, including the Clerk, Salisu Maikasuwa, questioned by the police over the alleged crime.

APC govs may seek withdrawal of court cases

There are strong indications that governors of the All Progressives Congress, under the aegis of the Progressive Governors’ Forum, will seek for the withdrawal of ongoing litigation against the senate leadership.

It was learnt in Abuja on Saturday that the Governor Adams Oshiomhole-led committee set up by the PGF to mediate in the senate crisis is likely to push for an out-of-court settlement.

Senators opposed to the process leading to the election of Saraki had on July 27 filed a suit at the Federal High Court in Abuja, asking the court to nullify the inauguration of the 8th Senate carried out by the management of the National Assembly, on June 9.

A source in the PGF, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorised to speak to the media, explained that nothing was “off the table.”

He said, “The governors as well as the party are favourably disposed to putting this ugly situation behind them.

“There is a very high probability that the (Oshiomhole-led) committee will seek the discontinuance of court cases relating to the events of June 9 in order to get the two sides to sit on a round table.

“Besides, the party’s constitution, specifically Article 21 (x) encourages party members to exhaust all avenues for redress provided for by the party before going to court.”

On their part, senators under the aegis of Like Minds Senators, who spearheaded the emergence of Senator Bukola Saraki as President of the Senate, said taking the matter to court was antithetical to the peace process.

The spokesperson for the senate, who is also a member of the LMS, Senator Dino Melaye, argued that the decision of some members of the Senate Unity Forum to embark on litigation amounted to lack of respect for party elders and President Muhammadu Buhari.

Melaye said, “We are already telling our colleagues who had gone to court that it will be difficult to achieve true reconciliation when they still have cases in the court. It is better to sit down on the table and engage in a dialogue.

“A situation whereby there is still a case pending in court and petitions not yet withdrawn from the police would not allow for smooth reconciliation in the true sense of it.”

Attempts to get the reaction of the spokesman for the SUF, Senator Kabir Marafa, were unsuccessful.

Calls to his mobile phone indicated that it was switched off, while a response to a text message sent to him was still being awaited as of the time of filing this report on Saturday evening. Source:http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/02/senate-forgery-judge-orders-ig-appear-court cc lalasticlala

caprini1:
Absolutely gbam

ehya,Cheshit una don enter am b dat ooooo.

caprini1:
Hmm Wolfburg Bayern on my mind......once u start beating ur nemesis,u won't stop

umean say na continu beating b dat abi?

killsmith:
Is this the hazard Chelsea fans are raving about?

dey even overhyped him to the extent dat they said he is far better than C.Ronaldo and Lionel messi is alittle above him...Can u blieve datMourihno and cheshit fans av been dreaming since time immemorial...

Oyind17:
You won't take things too seriously if you're above 17. Quote me on your eighteenth birthday.

av once said ΐτ̅,idnt av time for small pikin wey wan use big person get rank.frm wen uturn 17 and now its 18.I rest my case.

Oyind17:
Quote me when you turn 17

ehya,u r still underage cos its only an underage dat create thread like dis: www.nairaland.com/2448761/apply-post-boyfriend Now I really know wu u r..we need dislike n delete button in Nairaland for peepz like Oyin17...I copy u r underage loud n clear...dnt av time for small pikin jare..

aiyeigba:
Rev father that took money from APC

pics or idonblieve ΐτ̅....

Oyind17:
I'm not guilty cos I'm a vee

proof it in form of pics or idontblieve ΐτ̅..peepz lying since time immemorial...

daveson2020:
I need to feel it because too many fake butts are in d mkt nowadays.where is her address

No 101 off hellfire lane,Judgement day country..R u still going there to check on d butts

Atlantian:
Guy, even today. A girl is asking to come and work for me. It is just one of the many pecks that comes from being an employer of labour. We do not compel them. Girls prefer to be with a leader who can provide them comfort and financial security. Will they rather sleep with men that cant afford to buy them official car and driver and leave someone who does that as official responsibility and still pays salaries plus other 'incentives' ?

Hmmmmm,u gat one serious hell of a point in what u said...But anyway after udon pond d hole finish what will be left for d husband or husband to be?Dis holes aint loyal truely..anyway i like yha guts..Nice 1

Atlantian:
It is my criteria, no one forces anyone to take the job. In fact, it is ladies that ask for the job.

I like yha guts..so many peepz will b doing ΐτ̅ n dey will nt admit their deeds.although wetin no gud no gud e no get two name.

All dis moderators self...This same topic has been in politics section since july 23 and no FP(www.nairaland.com/2473244/union-bank-takes-over-dangotes) and someone else repaste and dere ΐτ̅ is on FP...Mr Seun Osewa shud reshuffle his moderators and put peepz dat r serious..Moderators I hail thee.. Cc Oluwaseun Osewa

Chaydee:
Shebi na Make we join Iluminati abi?
No wahala na

My Account numbers are

Gtbank: 1268412632
Access bank: 1082641289
Skye bank: 1032547891
Fidelity Bank: 1085621487
UBA: 1023584156

please share the $15million among the 5 account numbers listed above

Bia jimafia,chukwudi okaramaradinma 1 of Ndigbo land..is dat u

octopusfreaky:
hehehehe the tin DAT u talking about naaa

Octopusfreaky u gat ΐτ̅..yea u gat ΐτ̅..Hmmmmm

Sani Dangote, the younger brother of the world’s richest black person,  Aliko Dangote, appears to have run into a major business crisis as Union Bank has taken steps to seize his Dansa Foods Limited.

The latest development follows the inability of Sani to pay back a loan of N4billion he obtained from the bank seven years ago, following which the bank appointed Lagos lawyer, Chukwudi Enebeli as Receiver/Manager.

Dansa Foods claims Mr. Enebeli cannot represent Union Bank as he is a party to the suit.

Mr. Enebeli was appointed under the deed of debenture to take over all the assets of Dansa Foods, which has its registered office at 1, Dansa Drive, off the Badagry Expressway in Lagos.

The debenture appointing Mr. Enebeli has been filed and registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission in Abuja, and it claims that the balance of the loan secured have become payable as Dansa Foods has failed or neglected to meet its obligations despite the bank’s repeated demands.

In a subsequent development, the attorney and Union Bank have sued Sani Dangote and other Directors of the company at the Federal High Court in Lagos, citing “obstinacy and resistance” to his performance of his responsibilities as Receiver/Manager

The directors are Alhaji Abdulkaarim Lawal Kaita and Alhaji Ahmed Shehu Yakasai.

The suit is seeking the following orders of the court:
(1) A declaration that upon the appointment of Mr Chukwudi Enebeli as Receiver/Manager over Dansa Foods Limited the respondents who are Directors and shareholders of the company have no power or control over the company or any of its assets;

(2) A declaration that by virtue of clauses 8 and 9 of the Deed of Debenture dated 29th of May 2009 in favour of Mr. Chukwudi Enebeli the Receiver/Manager appointed by Union bank of Nigeria Plc is entitled to perform all functions specified in the deed of all assets Debenture.

(3) An order directing all creditors of Dansa Foods Limited to pay and domicile all monies due, incomes, or receivables accruing to or due to the company into the receivership account opened by the Receiver/Manager in Union Bank Plc.

(4)A order of the court directing the Receiver/Manager in exercise and discharge of his function to take such steps as may be necessary and exercise such powers including the powers to take over and apply in realization of the company’s debt to Union Bank Plc all monies due to the company.

(5) An order restraining all the respondents and their agents from disturbing the Receiver/Manager from exercising. Powers vested in him whether by himself or his agents.

(6) An order directing all Police Officers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria or other officers concerned with security and enforcement of order to with “The Inspector General of Police, Assistant. Inspector General of Police and other Police officers so instructed by the Receiver/Manager to assist him in the performance of his duties.
An affidavit sworn to by Mrs. Olorunfunmilola Ayoola, the head of the Food team of Union bank, averred that the bank granted Dansa Foods Limited in 2008 the loan amounting to N5,200,000,000
According to her, it comprised:

(1)Overdraft – N500million
(2)Short term loan for advertisement – N500million
(3)Equipment lease- US$2,500,000 (N300million)
(4)Equipment lease (sale and lease back) – US$2,500,000 (N300milion)
(5)Import Finance – US$30,000,000 (3,600,000,000)

She averred that the loan was disbursed to Dansa Foods company and fully utilized by the company.  The company duly executed a deed of all assets debenture in favour of Union bank.

Mrs Ayoola averred further that the loans granted to the company are depositors’ funds and if not recovered through the Receiver/Manager, the survival of the bank will be jeopardized in view of the amount of the indebtedness.  She consequently urged the court to grant the prayers of the bank so as to prevent the respondents who are directors and shareholders of the company from dissipating the assets of the company and for the effective discharge of the powers of the Receiver/Manager.

In a preliminary objection the respondents urged the court to strike out the suit on the ground that Mr. Enebeli, being a party in the suit, lacks the capacity to act as counsel for parties in the suit.

They also contended that the court processes were signed by Mr. Enebeli as counsel acting for Union bank plc and Dansa Foods Limited in receivership.

The presiding judge, Mohammed Yunusa, will deliver judgement in the matter on October 19. Source:http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/breaking-union-bank-takes-over-dangotes-company-over-unpaid-n4b-loan/

coolestrogue:
Sorry to ask sir, do you have a mother?

oh shi*t...d shi*t is getting real..make iwait for wetin d person wey u quote go talk...

bettercreature:
It wasnt General NASU,it was just IFE Branch and Nobody dares go against him as long as its withing ife

kkkk

bettercreature:
You are funny,they dare not disagree you obviously dont know how power oni of IFE is

if Mr jonathan cud talk to ASUU and pleaded with dem abt d last strike and dey refused stating dat unless dere demand is met..who is now Ooni of Ife in ASUU front...those dudes r prof faa..dey r fucking strict and dere principal is annoying..inshort dey r all sadist..

ceejay80s:
This thing don dey too much for front page "see the snake a nairalander killed" is killing a sjake new? Samson kill lion inside bible and nobody know, haba NDIARA

samson killed lion my broda n no qualm abt ΐτ̅ let alone making FP..so if I kill rat now FP sure for me..Nairaland I hail thee...

Demmocrats:
Am not a pastor and am not a prophet but I see this thread making front page its not a prophesy but just good common sense that all the mods on nairaland hardly ignore news related to a nairalander its a family thing. The last I saw was nairalander baking cake and it made front page.

Good to be a nairalander
www.

lmao.

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon. Yakubu Dogara has called on the Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila’s faction of the House to stop spreading hatred by referring to him as “new-PDP”, urging the All Progressives Congress, APC, leadership to ensure that the tag does not continue.

In a statement made available to journalists on Wednesday and signed by Abdulmumin Jubrin, Kano State, the Dogara group described the labeling as a “dangerous trend” having sacrificed for the party.

The new-PDP was a breakaway faction of the then ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, which fused joined the APC in October 2013.

The APC, registered in July 2013, is a product of the merger talks between 3 defunct opposition parties, and was further strengthened by the merger with key PDP members under the new-PDP.

The parties are the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, Congress for Progressive Change, CPC All Nigeria Peoples Party, ANPP, a section of the All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA, and five governors of the PDP among others.

In December 2013, about 37 members of the House of Representatives, including Dogara, under the new PDP, defected to the APC while Senator Bukola Saraki led 10 other senators to join the new party in January 2014.

On June 9, 2015, Dogara defeated Hon. Gbajabiamila to emerge as speaker in the 8th Assembly having defied the directives of the APC leadership.

Also, the Dogara faction went ahead to nominate Alhassan Doguwa for the position of majority leader, disregarding Gbajabiamila who was the choice of the APC leadership.

The crisis has since snowballed into fisticuffs that led to the abrupt end of the session that was designed to elect Doguwa and other principal office holders.

Reacting to the new-PDP tag, Dogara warned that: “It is important for Mr. President and the party to note that while people like Gbajabiamila were busy having fun, some of us including governors and thousands of our supporters left the PDP at great personal risk to join APC,” the statement said.

“Today, they still disdainfully call us new PDP. This is a very dangerous trend that must not be allowed to continue. We therefore urge the party to call on Gbajabiamila to stop spreading hatred within the party.”
“We wish to state that we unequivocally support “The Dogara Formula” in the distribution of the principal officers’ positions in the House of Representatives as proposed by the Honourable Speaker Yakubu Dogara.”

He added; “In his proposal, the speaker rightly allocated the House majority leader to the N/West, Deputy House Leader to the N/Central, the Chief Whip to the S/South and the Deputy Chief Whip to the S/East. Since the N/East and S/West already has the speaker and deputy, they were excluded.

“This proposal is in tandem with the Constitution of The Federal Republic of Nigeria, the spirit of federal character and the need for equity, fairness and justice.
“For the benefit of enlightenment, it is important to state that in terms of the leadership status of these vacant positions, the house leader is the most senior, followed by the chief whip. In the spirit of reconciliation and unity, Speaker Dogara has graciously conceded the positions of House Leader and Chief Whip to the Femi Gbajabiamila group.”

“Consequently, we the Consolidation Group have decided to adopt Hon. Alhassan Ado Doguwa from the North West as house leader, Hon. Buba Jibrin from the North Central as deputy house leader, Hon. Pally Iriase from the South South as the chief whip and Hon Chika Okafor from the South East as the deputy chief whip.

“We therefore call on our supporters to intensify lobbying at the zonal caucuses to ensure that these members emerge to assume the positions.

“Kindly note that Hon Alhassan Doguwa is the head of the Gbajabiamila Group while Hon Pally Iriase was in the speakership race but stepped down for Gbajabiamila and assumed a very prominent role in the Gbajabiamila group.

“Similarly, we call on the party to disregard the letter purportedly written by the Gbajabiamila group, which we know contemptuously emanated from the duo of Gbajabiamila and Hon. Falake without due consultation with the APC caucus in the House, many of whom are in full support of Dogara, his peace efforts and proposal for distribution of the remaining principal officers.”. Source:http://www.post-nigeria.com/nass-crisis-dogara-asks-buhari-to-call-gbajabiamila-to-order/

idbami2:
Lolz.. This is nt news.. Why's evrybdy surprised? Is thr really anythng we are 1st inn?

we r first in scam....

A leader of students who protested on Wednesday against the workings of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB), which randomly allocates university applicants to separate institutions, has alleged that the program’s registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, has an agreement with private universities to selectively divert candidates to them against the will of the applicants themselves.
A leader of students who protested on Wednesday against the workings of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB), which randomly allocates candidates to separate institutions, has alleged that the program’s registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, has an agreement with private universities to selectively divert candidates to them against the will of the applicants themselves.

The bold allegation came from Dotun Sodunke, the President of the Association of Tutorial Center Operators (ATCO).

Speaking to journalists at the protest, which took place on the campus of University of Lagos (UNILAG), Mr. Sodunke emphasized that private universities paid Professor Ojerinde to help them divert candidates from the last JAMB tests for them to have student populations in their less patronized institutions.

He called on the federal government to investigate the board and its registrar. "A series of frauds have been going on in JAMB, and this is the right time to end it because I trust President Muhammadu Buhari to do justice to this," he declared.

The tutor alleged that the board has deceived and defrauded candidates of the JAMB examination for several years.

The selling of "Change of Institutions and Courses" forms is a particularly questionable practice, Mr. Sodunke said. "Since JAMB knew it would still randomly allocate the candidates to institutions by its own discretion, why did it in the first place sell forms for them to change their choices, [only] to later allocate them at will to non-chosen institutions?" he posed.

A horde of post-JAMB candidates and some parents also came to the UNILAG campus, protesting decisions of the board to change their institutions, which they said they did not choose.

"Why send my daughter to Maiduguri where Shekau will probably be the Vice Chancellor, when she actually chose UNILAG?" one parent complained.
Source:http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/22/jamb-registrar-paid-divert-candidates-private-universities-protest-leader