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thaoriginator:
Sambo ri bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo!

mzjaney:
Talk ooo

sunnyshayne:
Love conquers all

mzjaney:
Some women say dating a shorter man isn’t an option but Mindie Kniss, whose husband Sean Stephenson is 2ft 8in tall, couldn’t care less.
The couple, who are both motivational speakers, met through a mutual friend in 2009 and married in 2012 after Mindie moved to Chicago to be closer to Sean.

‘It’s a joy to be married to this woman – not a day goes by when I don’t tell her I love her like 8,000 times,’ says Sean.
At 35, Sean is 33.6 inches (2ft 8" tall with shorter than average legs because of brittle bone disorder
Despite their happiness the couple have been targeted by internet trolls who suggested that Sean could never satisfy Mindie sexually and that she is with him only for his money.
36-year-old Mindie, who is 4ft 11in, said: ‘I had to set the record straight. Just because he’s disabled doesn’t mean we don’t have an awesome sex life.
Mindie says some of her normal-sized ex boyfriends had emotional issues that were harder to handle
‘It wasn’t love at first sight but Sean is one of the most sexual people I have ever met – it’s appalling to suggest that my husband cannot satisfy me sexually and it’s none of their business.’
‘I’m the most sexual person I know,’ confirms her husband. ‘Sex is probably the biggest part of my life.’
Sean was born with Osteogenesis Imperfecta, or, as it is more commonly known, Brittle Bone Disorder.
Aged 35, he is just 33.6in tall and has shorter than average legs due to his condition, which affects bone growth.




http://darlingtonblog.com/2015/01/11/wife-of-2ft-8in-man-fires-back-at-bullies-who-say-he-cant-satisfy-her-in-bedphotos/

M4gunners:
Ok bro you are right. Let consider one thing now. Arsenal that lost away and United that lost at home, which one is the most painful?

M4gunners:
Ok bro you are right. Let consider one thing now. Arsenal that lost away and United that lost at home, which one is the most painful?

Rapmoney:
It is a pity that most guys in here have decided to lower their standards, stooped so low, threw away their masculine dignity, etc just to attract females' attention, which in reality, is highly elusive. This phenomenon has succeeded in dragging many innocent guys into a state that they never bargained for. It is true that some men can create a situation that would make women feel somewhat superior to you; not necessarily caused by you, but you may suffer it if decide to be the scapegoat. It now becomes necessary for you to define your personality so that they know you don't tolerate bullshi.t!!!

Here are ways most guys fall their hands and paint their fellow male folks with shi.t:

1. Opening accounts with the names of females they have crush on! Thank God it is crush, and not love, because I wonder how possible it would be to love someone you have not seen. You want to open accounts with lady's names? Common man! Have you lost your identity? As soon as you do that, you have given your identity to the e-crush. Whatever you do now centres on her. The hard fact: she doesn't give a damn about you; she surely has a boyfriend who bleeps her in real life! You are just an e-loverboy Give yourselves dignity. A real woman appreciates respect; a small girl appreciates flattery. So why flatter?

2. Derailing nice threads because an e-crush is on the thread: Silly! Does that call for it? If you want to talk to her about your living-in fool's paradise love, why don't you pm her? Must you announce indirectly to everybody that visits the thread that you are crushing on her? You belittle yourself when you show how desperate you are ready to stoop so low, at the slightest opportunity. Women nor dey una area again? I just wonder whether these guys are monks that live in monasteries!

3. Begging a lady on a thread: Come off it boy! You need 24 strokes from a cane soaked in Cameroonian pepper. The moment you do this, the girl sees you as an emotionally weak dude. It would surprise you to know that these ladies are being approached by dudes in real life, day in, day out. If they could turn down these dudes and often times, fool them, what about you...an ordinary e-boyfriend? You deserve cane!!! You wan make diz girls dey feel one-thing one-thing for where real dudes dey abi?

4. Pretending to be Mr. Nice Guy when a lady insults you: Some dudes, will foolishly reply a lady who calls them names like 'goat' or 'slowpoke' with 'O, baby, but you know I was only joking na'. Nansense!!! You must not necessarily insult her in return, but it is very important that you make your position know that you don't tolerate insults and you wouldn't want her to try that, by any means again; that's if you want to act as a 'gentleman' But if na guy na e try to correct you, you go dey rain insults on his entire family. You dey fall your hand, bros!

5. Bashing Rapmoney when he tells you the truth: if I tell you the truth and you come dey bash me to win women attention, bros, you dey fall your hand, big time! Am just a brother and not a hater.

Please, note: I am not hating on anyone; just words from a concerned broda because most of these ladies will see it as you not being able to meet and date women offline.
***Modified***
I didn't mention names even though I would love to do. I know the mods' van is on patrol...waiting to ban me if rules 2 & 3 are violated

officialvabadon:
Commercial sex workers in the country under the aegis of the National Association of Nigerian
Prostitutes, NANP, have thrown their weight behind the Presidential candidate of the All
Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.
NANP said it would declare a-three day free sex across the country if president Jonathan
eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC.
Recall that the group had in 2013 declared one- week free sex after the Super Eagles defeated
Burkina Faso to lift the AFCON trophy after almost 20 years.

A statement signed by the group's General Secretary, Jessica Elvis noted that NANP was not happy with Jonathan's government over the way commercial sex workers were being treated in the country since he assumed office as the first citizen.

It described Jonathan's government as the worst in the history of Nigeria, saying that it recorded the lowest income during his tenure.

The statement also quoted Elvis as saying that several approaches to the presidency to legalize
prostitution were turned down.

DAILY POST recalls that a female prostitute, Patoo Abraham last year led protests in Lagos to seek a better place for prostitutes in Nigeria.

Abraham who heads the Nigerian chapter of African Sex Workers Alliance (ASWA) and the
Women of Power Initiative (WOPI), led the protests with demonstrators wearing T-shirts
screaming "Sex work is work, we need our rights".

"We are tired of dying in silence; we want to be able to practice our profession with pride like every other person. We want an end to name- calling and stigmatisation.
We are sex workers and not asawo [a derogatory Yoruba name for prostitutes]", She told Aljazeera. "Sex work is normal work and there are sex workers everywhere under one form of disguise or the other. The government should stop
criminalising our work", she further said.

Backing Abraham's point, Elvis said for failing to legalize prostitution, the group would not support Jonathan for a second term.

"We sent a proposal to the government in March 2, 2012, almost a year after Jonathan was fully elected as president of Nigeria on the need to legalize prostitution. That was when our late president, Micah Ejoyo was alive, but the presidency rather declared war on us by arresting
some members on the street of Abuja.

"Most of them are students who are using the job to pursue their education. We all cannot work in
Aso Rock, NNPC or Shell. We don't rob people. We are using our endowment to fend for ourselves.

We deserve to be respected. Enough of this hypocrisy because even Jonathan and his team
are not saints."

Speaking further, the statement as obtained by DAILY POST on Friday enjoined all members of
the association to come out en mass come February 14 to vote out Jonathan from Aso Rock.

"We are calling on all our members and every Nigerian in particular to join the march. No to Jonathan! Because under Jonathan's government, we lost over 400 members in the north to the Boko Haram insurgency and we are not ready to lose anybody again. We would be declaring a
three-day free sex if God eventually sends Jonathan out of Aso Rock. You can count on us.

We did it before and we can do it again. Enough is enough," the statement added.

http://www.vabadon.com/2015/01/national-association-of-nigerian.html?m=1

BrAkingNews:
JONATHAN: How much did Jim Nwobodo steal?
Money not up to the price of a Peugeot, yet Gen
Buhari jailed him. ls that good enough?



PDP CROWD: Noooooo!!!


Enugu Rally.


Source : https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152794590184584&id=631524583&p=10&refid=52&_ft_=qid.6102769378021263185%3Amf_story_key.-8556690329374714346

joan1:
Some angry youth on Saturday attacked and set fire on a campaign bus branded with President Goodluck Jonathan's campaign posters at Zololo junction, Bauchi road in Jos, Jos north Local Government area of Plateau state.

The bus was on fire at the time of filling this report. However, witnesses said the driver of the bus escaped unhurt.

It is not clear what led to the attack. Police could not be immediately reached for comments.

A witness whose car was also torched by the rampaging mob, said another Peoples Democratic Party, PDP-branded car was also set alight.

The source, who only identified herself as Mrs. Rose, told PREMIUM TIMES that her Honda car was also smashed by the protesting youth.

Thinkr:
The Charlie hebdo news got trending but it didn't make FP. Why? Why do we have "Islam for muslims" and we don't have "Christianity for Christians" What's going on. Pastors news quick to his FP but if its islam you don't put it on FP. Have they threatened you? so many people have been asking but you don't reply why oga seun? Or is it that the muslims hate to be critisized? Pls tell me why cos they don't want freedom of speach that's why they flog journalists. They say they tolerate yet they got themselves "islam for muslims" so they can post and agree(deceiving themselves) That's why they killed charlie and co. Pls Oga seun and OAM4J can some tell us why Nairaland is assisting such?

tochukwuifeduba:
Once again the inflow of support for General Buhari(rtd) have escalated to an embrassing Level. The recent Endorsement of Buhari by a faceless mask wearing Terrorist Pirate Group in the Niger Delta Known as the THE MOVEMENT FOR THE EMANCIPATION OF THE NIGER DELTA ( MEND) have not only rise concern of Buhari's complicity in this ongoing oil thievery and Kidnapping rampant in the Delta creeks and Gulf of guinea but also such endorsement have proved once again beyond doubt that only YEYE People are in the Habit of endorsing and Re-endorsing Gen Buhari.

Without doubt or mimicing words MEND and Boko Haram are two of a kind both are TERRORIST groups committing High Treason against the State of Nigeria. Its quite shameful that General Buhari will even contemplate accepting endorsement from a know Terrorist group and Enemy of the Nigeria people. Although it may not be surprising to those who are convasant with His past record of being A truncater of Nigeria Democratic rule in 1983 a very serious crime punishable by Death TREASON.

As a Traitor and a man who have public record of Treasonable Felony its quite understandable why Buhari's co-YeYe people, traitors, Faceless Oil thieves and Kidnappers masquarading as Freedom Fighters(MEND) will endorse their Oga On Top and Co- allies Gen Buhari . We are waiting for Boko Haram to follow suit and also endorse Gen Buhari to complete the vicious circle of Evil


Ifeduba ThankGod Tochukwu

( Aguiyi Na Ozubulu)

08094646643

Ambi25:
https://www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nysc-coppers-kidnap.jpg
The safety of the life of a corps member is of paramount concern to the Nigeria Nation. This is because the ultimate success of the corps member as a catalyst for unity and social development is inexorably linked to his being alive. So, as we move into an election period it's important i communicate with Corps members as their contributions in participation in elections is of great help to the Nation at this period.

It is not going to be an easy task especially for the new corps members but it worth more to be part of the excercise. The foundamental of a successful service year is the orientation course programme.

Followed by other vital activities that comes a while if as a corps member you are lucky to be in service during this period, activivities such as engaging in elections process.

So what does it take Corps Members to be focused during elections?
* Make up your mind to adapt, submit to and obey all the Election rules and regulations spelt out by INEC
* Determine to persevere, be painstaking and diligent
* Be ready to move to remote areas and stay for a day for elections exercise
* Endeavour, as a matter of compulsion, to carefully read and study all printed matters issued.
* In group where possible or individually, the corp members should aclimatise with the traditional ruler, local government chairman, distric police officer, sss, civil defence corps unit etc.

These are the key players in the security of the community during elections
you may also check out the professional ethics for election officials coming soon.

Cheers!!

#Nigeria2015elections

Source: http://nigeriacurrentaffairs1..com/2015/01/guidelines-for-nysc-members.html#more

Obinoscopy:
http://www.punchng.com/business/homes-property/fg-built-43125-houses-in-four-years-minister/

lekhane:
I smell religious revolution in saudi

lekhane:
I smell religious revolution in saudi

homesteady:
his account was not hacked, it's just impersonation! a fake account!

mazzi:
and u believe ikpeba could jst change his mind withing few hourz?how poor do u think ikpeba is?

homesteady:
He just denied the account!

payneleex:
My 13 year old niece heard GEJ speech on Buhari not equipping d army, he asked but what has that got to do with the situation on ground? I'm like I'm lost really!

GovWahala:
Whether u haters like it or YES, she's your first lady till 2019.
GEJ till 2019. Hater hell is your portion.

Day169:
.. I get a deep sense of patriotism once again, reading this message. A sense of belonging devoid of tribalism or religion, after years of deprivation and degradation of moral values that makeup the fibre of our national fabric.
Like Jimi Disu puts it. ..This country of ours is like a chained rhinoccerus rearing to go. The time is now!
It's time to awaken the "Sleeping Giant"!
Once again, God bless Our Nation Nigeria.

ayukdaboss:
Obinoscopy I wonder how you don't see threads like this...no be only Buhari Certificate news suppose dey FP always

barcanista:
Many of us anticipated for this day, some us were glued to our TV set hoping to hear what the FG has done and why they want to get elected. Rather than tell us what they had for us, these are what they told us

[size=13pt]President Goodluck Jonathan[/size]
"Before 2011 nobody voted with voters card, people vote themselves, but in 2015 people are getting voters card"
(admiting that he rigged 2011)

"Arresting corrupt people will not stop corruption"

"Somebody says he will catch people and throw them to kikikiri"

"There is nothing like corruption any more, There is no corruption in the military"

"Nigeria ladies so you want to vote to go back to the kitchen and DIE there or you want to liberate yourself"

"Okah was procured from South Africa to assassinate me on October 1st"- Jonathan
(The same MEND that Jonathan exonerated a day after the Bombing)

[size=13pt]Other Commentators[/size]

"PDP is the oldest party in Nigeria, it is the only party that didn't change logo"-Adamu Muazu, PDP Chairman

"We can export rice to Washington"... PDP Anchor

"In the last four years the PDP has transformed Nigeria positively on Nigeria" "All Nigerians can attest to this"-David Mark, Senate President

"The same way that PDP has governed other states is the same way I will govern Lagos State"--- Mr. Jimi Agbaje

"Do you want to go to jail?"- Akpabio, Akwa Ibom State Governor

"Are You Ready For A Change"- Olabode George!!!

"He (Jonathan) gave us Hope" "Tomorrow if you want to become a business owner, the President will do it for you"- Joseph Yobo

"If not for Mr President we wouldn't win the Nations cup"- Joseph Yobo

ceo4eva:
http://www.thecable.ng/mend-wanted-assassinate-says-jonathan


http://dailypost.ng/2015/01/08/henry-okah-paid-kill-jonathan/

Chanchit:
na so I dey do my teeth anytime I hear say GEJ wan come tell us hin achievments.

I saw my own 2015 vision this morning, God told me he would run the life of all GEJ supporters the way GEJ is running Nigeria, abeg make una come say Amen o.

oludashmi:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/imam-rapes-22-year-old-shaves-hairs-in-ogun/

dtruth3:
chai.........
the presdential campain was a shame!

Are you sure this man Buhari is healthy?
please, who saw what i saw? he (Buhari) fell down while climbing the stage!