₦airaland Forum

holusormi:
Why try so hard to convince us that you are rich, never been to nigeria , have a Latino girl friend ,come from a rich family , your mother is Caribbean ... this is embarrassingly childish,, you are either high on some weird shii, lying , plain sthewpid or all of the above ,,, Dude get a fvcking life!!! It's the Internet and anybody can claim to be anything. For all we care you could be a truck pusher who borrowed a phone to come online,,, waheva sha , anything that rocks your boat !!!

BokoHaramm:
I've seen seun pix and he looks like a cross breed of a geek and a nerd while linda is too wild and has this weird look. #SealedLips

BokoHaramm:
I think Linda ikeji is too old for seun, I'd rather he choose a young girl on this forum #SealedLips

BokoHaramm:
I've been seing a lot of celebs here, when will I see Seun Osewa and his pretty wife or girlfriend. Seun I prophesy wife and kids into your life this 2015.

lalasticlala:
http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/01/aww-lagosians-to-get-free-internet-if.html

Aspireahead:
Cross section of students at the event that was
disrupted
A religious clash was averted in the University of
Calabar yesterday, as members of the Muslim
Student’s Society of Nigeria, MSSN were holding
their annual Muslim week celebration as part of the
2014/2015 academic session student’s week in
Malabor square.
The event which holds annually in the school is
organized by the Muslim Student’s in the University
campus and was on going as planned until one of
the invited Islam cleric started making statements
that the Christian students termed as ‘blasphemy’
and an insult on their religion.
A student who didn’t give his name told our
correspondent that the students got angry and
drove away the Muslim students and the preacher
after the Islamic cleric who was the guest lecturer
referred to Jesus as a ‘bastard’.
When the SUG President of UNICAL, Emmanuel
Ajang, who was at the Obudu cattle ranch for
another activity in the student’s week was
contacted, he maintained that “Actually it was not
part of the student’s week anyway; it is unfortunate
it happened during our student’s week. In our
students week the usual practice is an excursion to
the ranch so I was not on campus when the
incident happened, so we are all here at the ranch.
“I was not on campus but I got the information but
my reaction is that it is very unfortunate for a muslin
cleric to come and start blasphemy Jesus on
campus, I know we all have to freedom of worship
but it is as much as we have that rights, our rights
ends where another person’s right begins”.
Continuing, he said, “I feel it was wrong for the
Muslim cleric to make those blasphemous
statements especially in an environment mostly
crowded by Christians, however when I get back to
Calabar I will get proper details of what happened
and we will do a formal reaction”.
http://crossriverwatch.com/2015/01/religious-crises-averted-in-unical-as-muslim-cleric-calls-jesus-bastard/

wordcat:
Though the Angels have been sleeping with daughters of men but Joseph been suffering from poverty lacks absolute control over his wife and as such his wife, Mary the mother of Jesus committed an adultery with Angel Gabriel.

The Pope knows this but refused to tell it to his church members. Hope I will not receive a blow from the pope tonight?

wordcat:
Though the Angels have been sleeping with daughters of men but Joseph been suffering from poverty lacks absolute control over his wife and as such his wife, Mary the mother of Jesus committed an adultery with Angel Gabriel.

The Pope knows this but refused to tell it to his church members. Hope I will not receive a blow from the pope tonight?

Alcatraz001:
My brother God bless you.I know the CIA is everywhere working to see WAR in this country and Jonathan is the main character in the whole saga.

We will keep watching and praying.

He who has ears,let him ear.

Alcatraz001:
You see that the truth is out in the open? What kind of yoruba person won't understand that simple translation! Well,I know you are not yoruba so let's leave that at that.

I am not advocating for all yorubas to support Buhari,heck even a foremost tribalist and yoruba Nationalist, Olayinka Grandson is not supporting Buhari so what right would I have to force all Yorubas to support Buhari?

My main contention at this moment is to please implore all ibos on this board to stop creating threads that insult Buhari,Yorubas and Ibos because they are sowing the wind now but when they reap the whirlwind,they will scream genocide.

If everybody is observant,you will notice that all northerners are unusually quiet,even the muslim bodies are quiet even in the face of the charlie hebdo imbroglio that happened in france. Do you know why they are quiet? They have their own struggle coming up next month and the ibos are everywhere insulting buhari,yorubas,muslims and every other person not supporting Jonathan.

The gentility of a tiger is not COWARDICE.Please you people should be careful.Mr SEUN OSEWA and his mods have allowed this site to be used to spread hateful propaganda by the IBOS and am pleading with them to censor insultive and hateful threads aimed at insulting the Nation if we don't support Jonathan.I pity the ibos because they are the ones outside their ancestral land and they are also the most intolerant.

Posterity will judge me that I sounded a note of warning to these children of hate (ibos).

Please desist from inciting fellow countrymen.

dejt4u:
Read below exactly as posted by GEJ on his official facebook page today.

"Goodluck Jonathan
A silent revolution is taking place in Lagos. Everyday, thousands of Lagosians are escaping the hustle and bustle of Lagos traffic by traversing the mainland in the
new air condition Diesel Multiple Unit trains. These trains were introduced by my administration as a fore taste of our plan to develop an inter and intra city high speed train network for Lagos. The Federal Government has already signed a $1.5 Billion contract for the construction of the Lagos-Ibadan Express Train. This service, when complete, will make it possible to live in Ibadan and work in Lagos. This is progressing simultaneously with the $12 Billion Lagos-Calabar coastal rail project.
This project is 1,402 kilometers long and will link Lagos to Calabar with stops at cities along the route. We have good plans
for Lagos, plans that will ensure that Lagos continues to be the Center of Excellence and a pride to Nigeria.
GEJ."

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=888765034507205&id=105479482835768&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6105633763738243689%3Amf_story_key.-2466091298505682667&__tn__=%2As

cc: lalasticlala , Ishilove , TheRealMrStan

sodiq20:
Hope is it free of charge on all network?

mralabs:
At least five people were killed on Saturday in protests in Niger against Charlie Hebdo's cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad, authorities said, bringing the death toll from two days of violence in the country to 10.

Police fired tear gas at crowds of stone-throwing Muslim youths who set fire to churches and looted shops in the capital Niamey after authorities banned a meeting called by local Islamic leaders. A police station was attacked and at least two police cars burned.

"They offended our Prophet Mohammad, that's what we didn't like," said Amadou Abdoul Ouahab, who took part in the demonstrations.

President Mahamadou Issoufou said all five of the dead were civilians, with four of them killed inside burned churches or bars. He said an enquiry would be opened and those responsible for organising the violence would be punished.

"Those who pillage religious sites and profane them, those who persecute and kill their Christian compatriots or foreigners who live on our soil, have understood nothing of Islam," he said in a televised address.

The president added, however, that he shared the disgust of Muslims who felt offended by the caricatures of the Prophet Mohammad and that freedom of expression should not mean liberty to insult religious beliefs.

Issoufou joined a march in Paris last weekend alongside French President Francois Hollande, in the wake of a gun attack that killed 12 people at the offices of satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo, which had angered many Muslims by printing cartoons of Mohammad in the past.

But Issoufou said on Saturday he had wanted to demonstrate his opposition to terrorism and not support for the newspaper itself.

Calm returned to the streets of Niamey on Saturday afternoon but a demonstration called for on Sunday by opposition groups could revive the tension. Authorities on Saturday banned the march but opposition leaders said they would proceed anyway.

Demonstrations were also reported in regional towns, including Maradi, 600 km (375 miles) east of Niamey, where two churches were burned. Another church and a residence of the foreign minister were burned in the eastern town of Goure.

Niger's 17 million people are almost all Muslims, though its government remains secular.

With the influence of moderate Sufi brotherhoods, Niger has avoided the armed Islamist uprisings that have shaken neighbouring Nigeria and Mali, but there have been growing protests by hardline Muslim associations over social issues.

The attack by two gunmen on Charlie Hebdo's offices in Paris sparked massive demand for the next issue of the weekly, which put an image of the Prophet on its front page to mark the bloodbath.

That again outraged many in the Muslim world, triggering violent demonstrations in Algeria, Niger and Pakistan on Friday.

French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius condemned the violence in Niger, a former French colony in West Africa where it stations troops as part of a regional counter-terrorism operation. "France expresses its solidarity with the authorities in Niger," he said.

Four Muslim preachers who had convened the meeting in Niamey were arrested, police sources said. The French embassy warned its citizens not to go out on the streets.

The death toll from Friday's clashes in Niger's second largest city of Zinder rose to five after emergency services discovered a burned body inside a Catholic Church.

Residents said churches were burned, Christian homes looted and the French cultural centre attacked. A police officer and three civilians had already been confirmed killed in the demonstrations, police sources said.

Peaceful marches took place after Friday prayers in the capitals of other West African countries, Mali, Senegal and Mauritania, and in Algeria in North Africa, all former French colonies. In Algiers, several police were injured in clashes with protesters.


Source: http://mobile.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSKBN0KQ0BP20150117?i=2&irpc=932

walad4yhu:
Kano - A group of supporters of
President Goodluck Jonathan in Kano
State have accused the Minister of
Education, Ibrahim Shekarau and
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Aminu Wali,
of not embarking on vigorous
campaigns in the state for the re-
election bid of President Goodluck
Jonathan, reports Premium Times.

The supporters under the aegis of
Goodluck/Sambo Support Group, said
the two ministers have failed to identify
with programmes and rallies geared
towards the re-election of Jonathan in
the February 14 presidential election.

Abdulmumin Ya’u Musa, chairman of the
group, lamented that that nothing is
being done to boost the effort in the
mobilisation drive for supporters for the
re-election of the President.

He noted that no serious Jonathan campaign is ongoing on in Kano state, citing that posters, banners, billboards or branded vehicles cannot be found in strategic places in the state.

Source: www.news24.com.ng/Elections/News/Shekarau-Wali-accused-of-not-campaigning-for-Jonathan-in-Kano-20150116

gifttracy:
This guy keep doing this,whenever he comes visiting.He takes it to be a joke.

PassingShot:
Their headache really.

As far as the split in that evil party called PDP will result in a change to try out another party at the center, it is a welcome development.

GMB 2015!

lacasa:
Does the man care?


He's busy spending millions on his daughters and nieces weddings


277 days, mr GEJ where r our Chibok girls?



God comfort their families, it's unimaginable hw they copee

nzeadachie:
NOBODY IS MISSING, SIMPLE

temitemi1:
He said he will be voting amosun as his state governor that's all n nothing more... GEJ till 2019, no shaking!!!

Kakpos:
ANDREW AZAZI WAS FROM NOT TOO? SEE TERORIST DE TALK! ASARI DOKUBO OR TOKUBO DON'T FORGET TO DIVIDE NIGERIA IN LESS A MONTH FROM NOW because YOUR OGA WILL PACK HOME

nakedwire:
...he has gone loose again.....see what his oga said:::“Without security, there is no government.
So it is not debatable, it is something we
have to addressed and we are working
towards that with vigour. But if I’m voted
into power within the next four years, the
issue of power will become a thing of the
past. Four years is enough for anyone in
power to make significant improvement
and if I can’t improve on power within this
period, it then means I cannot do anything
even if I am there for the next four years.”
President Goodluck Jonathan, 31st January
2011.

Kizmarty:
the right word is LUST


#NoHarmIntended

Naijasinglegirl:
I met a policeman on Monday.
I had stood for over 10 minutes trying to cross the highway before an elderly policeman came to my rescue. He flagged down all incoming vehicles for me to cross safely. I thanked him and proceeded to walk away but he asked for my name & place of origin.
When I told him, he came up with a fable of how his grandma's sister-in-law nephew is my uncle brother cousin.
Typical Nigerian behaviour of tracing your family ancestry to theirs when they need your attention. *sigh*

Then he pointed at a bar and told me to sit out with my 'village person' briefly.
I stuttered on how I needed to be home in 10 minutes and all he did was take one look at me and another at his cellotaped patched gun strut around his shoulders.
Who wan die? I quietly followed him.

We sat by the window.
He told me to order a drink and I timidly requested for pineapple fayrouz for fear that he might arrest me if I order a fancy champagne and ibo. For where?
Then he told me some unfunny jokes and I had to let out a fake laughter for fear that he might shoot me if I don't find him funny.
To sum up how miserable I was, his mode of communication was unadulterated pidgin.
When he noticed I was twiddling with my straw nervously, he gave me that crafty, 'relax, the police is your friend' look.

"Baby girl as you never chop here, shebi you go follow me go house go cook soup for us?"
"Sir I can't oh. I have a slight fever and I feel drowsy." I replied, flabbergasted at his request.
"Drowsy drowsy...drowsy." He murmured repeatedly. "Na why you for drink stout instead of this yeye sugar water so the drowsy go just commot."

"What I mean is, I feel sleepy." I said.
He walked briskly to the window and pointed towards the left.
"You see that catholic church. You go go my house go sleep. E no far from here. Just waka straight, enter that compound opposite that catholic church, ask for chairman house. Na me be the area commander for this side."
He looked me in the eyes and smirked. "As you don become my girl, nobody fit make trouble with you for this town."
Na so!
One hawker passed with a bucket of buns.
"Egg roll dey pass oh!" He exclaimed. " You go chop am with your mineral?"
"Thank you." I said sincerely.
I couldn't laugh.
Apparently, the only way I could break-up with my new romantic boyfriend was to play along. I told him to give me an hour so I could go over to my house, drop my bags and come over to his for a nap.
His face lightened up.
He brought out a hideous walkie talkie phone and told me to input my phone number. One of those Hollywood 'Jack Bauer, do you copy' alcatel gadgets.
I took his, typed mined in his walkie talkie but replaced the last digit with 4. My apologies to the unlucky person.
He produced a bunch of keys and twirled out a spare for me.
"Panadol dey for table for sitting room if the fever still dey do you. Shebi you go wait till I come house? I go come meet you around that kind 6. "
"6 ke? Ah Oga Police don't you have armed robbers to shoot? Don't you have roadblocks to mount?" Those where my thoughts but I didn't voice them out.
I nodded in affirmation and left.

I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance.
Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters.
If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.

Hadone:
GEJ & his boy