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Christianity EtcCan I Use Bet9ja Money To Pay Tithe. by dassyslimmy(op): 6:28pm On Jul 30, 2017
I have been wondering, I need advice from every body that goes through this topic, can I pay tithe from my bet gains. is it right to play sport bet.
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe Is Partly Nigerian by dassyslimmy(m): 11:27am On Jul 26, 2017
so u mean MBAPPE is a Cameroonian-Nigerian- Algerian-French. wow I love the halfcastism of this football player.
PhonesRe: Airtel Launches Unlimited Data Packages. See Prices & Codes by dassyslimmy(m): 12:46pm On Jul 17, 2017
d reasons are enormous for the varying prices.

probably d higher the price d faster the speed

also it could be the higher the price the more number of people that can access it tru WiFi

also it could be d higher d price surely more bandwidth..
EducationRe: Unilag 2017/2018 Admission Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 9:32pm On Jul 11, 2017
is dere no whatsapp group for unilag aspirants, pls if deer is any add 07067086918.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:24am On May 31, 2017
pls add me to any unilag group on whatsapp. 07067086918
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:12am On May 31, 2017
pls add me any unilag group on whatsapp 07067086918
EducationRe: 2017/2018 OOU Admission Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:10am On May 31, 2017
pls add me to the whatsapp group. 07067086918
EducationRe: Ogun Set To Convert MAPOLY To A University by dassyslimmy(m): 7:37am On Dec 30, 2016
dats if d govt can manage dem all. its becoming so many .
EducationRe: Admission 2016: List Of Schools That Have Released Admission List by dassyslimmy(m): 3:58pm On Sep 30, 2016
all my hopes on unilorin second batch....baba God pls answer my call ooo
EducationRe: Riddles And Puzzles Whatsapp Group by dassyslimmy(m): 8:06pm On Aug 02, 2016
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FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by dassyslimmy(m): 1:57pm On Aug 01, 2016
i vote for
prince akins
EducationRe: HND Scrapped! by dassyslimmy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 30, 2016
idonbilivit

so kwarapoly ......unilorin
Laspotech....unilag
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 10:10am On Jul 23, 2016
pls ooooooo any unilorin direct group add me pls 07067086918

a computer science aspirant from kwarapoly


I wanna ask I av submitted my statement of result,waec result and direct entry slip @ jamb office, Lagos. is dere any need to submit any thing to unilorin for admission process or until when asked by the skool.

if any unilorin aspirant has submitted anything to the skool pls let me/us know

I'm curiously unsettled right nw
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Been Scammed??? Share Your Story To Save Others. by dassyslimmy(m): 10:38am On Jul 21, 2016
hmmmm, end tyme tins
Forum GamesRe: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by dassyslimmy(m): 12:11am On Jun 06, 2016
kingdaro:
Simple shit teresa is your mother in law because she gave birth to your daughters mother you are therefore a son in law to teresa shikena
dis is wat u pronounce from ur mouth wen ur brain ar in d right places

exactly wat I'm saying

d answer is son in law

d poster gave options dat will narrow ur thinking. but as u can see

we d sharp guys knows dat d answer is SON IN LAW
Forum GamesRe: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by dassyslimmy(m): 11:57pm On Jun 05, 2016
senoreetah:
Answer: c. Daughter.

"Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother"

my daughter's mother is actually me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle).

Therefore:

Teresa's daughter is me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle is Teresa's daughter).

Note: As there are only females available for the answer, the answer cannot be a male.
.

d options provided narrow everybody's thought but truely d answer is SON IN LAW
Forum GamesRe: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by dassyslimmy(m): 11:54pm On Jun 05, 2016
If Theresa's daughter , dat means d daughter Theresa gave birth to


Is my own daughter mother,meaning my daughters mother is my wife. My sons Mother is also my wife


Dat means Theresa daughter is my wife

D question nw said who am I to Theresa



Simple answer




Son in law
EducationRe: The World Could Learn From Finland's Educational System. by dassyslimmy(m): 12:33am On Jun 05, 2016
wat a country
naija wake up
Jokes EtcRe: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by dassyslimmy(m): 5:47pm On Apr 28, 2016
please add 07067086918
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 3:12pm On Apr 21, 2016
KWARAPOLY STUDENTS



Payment of d jamb reg wil stat on.
wed 20 april n end on wed 27 april 2016 at 12pm
any submssn afta 12pm on wed 27th wil nt b entatnd.
Evry canddate is xpectd 2 wrte d fllwng info at d bak of d original bank tela
jamb reg no

stud ful name

matric no

institute

course


dept

year of gradtn

tela no

bank details gt bank acct name kwara state polytechnic ilorin acct no 0162297778

amunt 2 b paid #6000

original bank tela shuld b submttd 2 d admissn office

lobatan, to all kwarapoly students.
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 8:03am On Apr 21, 2016
to all kwarapoly student, information getting to me states that d school has urged students to pay into a particular acct for regularization.. I'm not sure abt it, it might b a rumour though. but I think its true.
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 5:26pm On Apr 19, 2016
To all kwarapoly student, I was in Ilorin throughout lastweek. I went to collect my statement of result which I collected successfully.


so I decided to face d regularization issue after all I'm through with my first assignment(statement of result). I saw a female fwend of mine who paid through d school portal #5800, so i decided to go to d cyber cafe along d hostel (Alfa's place). after payment , d gal nd I decided to go audit it , so we Went to d admission office room 8 (DSS). The woman we met dere said d school authority \jamb has nt given dem d go ahead on regularization. she asked us who told us to go Nd pay cos she said d money has been paid wrongly. she said those dat paid last year were directed to pay into a particular account Nd not tru school portal, so we sud wait until d school or jamb gives dem d go ahead. After d woman has said all dis we decided to go to jamb office @sango-oyun area Ilorin, wen we got dere we told dem we want to regularize, d jamb officer said "jamb is no longer regularising but we can use other diploma of which he does not know d consequences". At dat point I became so confused....neither av I bought d DE scratch card nor regularised.

all kwarapoly students... dis is d end of my story,I'm just hoping rite nw fa.

but my advise goes thus, once its may 15 Nd neither jamb nor kwarapoly has done anything about regularization, I will register with which ever way that is available.(fullstop)
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2016
Egypt dey show us fa, anyways naija is winning today
Jokes EtcRe: When Trump Wins And They Have To Live In Africa by dassyslimmy(m): 4:35am On Mar 25, 2016
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by dassyslimmy(m): 9:36pm On Mar 23, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Senate Passes 2016 Budget by dassyslimmy(m): 2:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
at last, nw let start work.
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 1:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
national diploma .... computer science. aspiring student tru direct entry into unilorin. Any whatsapp group pls add me up. 07067086918

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