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Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:12am On May 31, 2017
pls add me any unilag group on whatsapp 07067086918
Education / Re: 2017/2018 OOU Admission Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:10am On May 31, 2017
pls add me to the whatsapp group. 07067086918
Education / Re: Ogun Set To Convert MAPOLY To A University by dassyslimmy(m): 7:37am On Dec 30, 2016
dats if d govt can manage dem all. its becoming so many .

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Education / Re: Admission 2016: List Of Schools That Have Released Admission List by dassyslimmy(m): 3:58pm On Sep 30, 2016
all my hopes on unilorin second batch....baba God pls answer my call ooo

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Education / Re: Riddles And Puzzles Whatsapp Group by dassyslimmy(m): 8:06pm On Aug 02, 2016
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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by dassyslimmy(m): 1:57pm On Aug 01, 2016
i vote for
prince akins
Education / Re: HND Scrapped! by dassyslimmy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 30, 2016
idonbilivit

so kwarapoly ......unilorin
Laspotech....unilag
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 10:10am On Jul 23, 2016
pls ooooooo any unilorin direct group add me pls 07067086918

a computer science aspirant from kwarapoly


I wanna ask I av submitted my statement of result,waec result and direct entry slip @ jamb office, Lagos. is dere any need to submit any thing to unilorin for admission process or until when asked by the skool.

if any unilorin aspirant has submitted anything to the skool pls let me/us know

I'm curiously unsettled right nw
Business / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed??? Share Your Story To Save Others. by dassyslimmy(m): 10:38am On Jul 21, 2016
hmmmm, end tyme tins
Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by dassyslimmy(m): 12:11am On Jun 06, 2016
kingdaro:
Simple shit teresa is your mother in law because she gave birth to your daughters mother you are therefore a son in law to teresa shikena


dis is wat u pronounce from ur mouth wen ur brain ar in d right places

exactly wat I'm saying

d answer is son in law

d poster gave options dat will narrow ur thinking. but as u can see

we d sharp guys knows dat d answer is SON IN LAW
Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by dassyslimmy(m): 11:57pm On Jun 05, 2016
senoreetah:
Answer: c. Daughter.

"Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother"

my daughter's mother is actually me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle).

Therefore:

Teresa's daughter is me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle is Teresa's daughter).

Note: As there are only females available for the answer, the answer cannot be a male.
.

d options provided narrow everybody's thought but truely d answer is SON IN LAW
Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by dassyslimmy(m): 11:54pm On Jun 05, 2016
If Theresa's daughter , dat means d daughter Theresa gave birth to


Is my own daughter mother,meaning my daughters mother is my wife. My sons Mother is also my wife


Dat means Theresa daughter is my wife

D question nw said who am I to Theresa



Simple answer




Son in law
Education / Re: The World Could Learn From Finland's Educational System. by dassyslimmy(m): 12:33am On Jun 05, 2016
wat a country
naija wake up
Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by dassyslimmy(m): 5:47pm On Apr 28, 2016
please add 07067086918
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 3:12pm On Apr 21, 2016
KWARAPOLY STUDENTS



Payment of d jamb reg wil stat on.
wed 20 april n end on wed 27 april 2016 at 12pm
any submssn afta 12pm on wed 27th wil nt b entatnd.
Evry canddate is xpectd 2 wrte d fllwng info at d bak of d original bank tela
jamb reg no

stud ful name

matric no

institute

course


dept

year of gradtn

tela no

bank details gt bank acct name kwara state polytechnic ilorin acct no 0162297778

amunt 2 b paid #6000

original bank tela shuld b submttd 2 d admissn office

lobatan, to all kwarapoly students.

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Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 8:03am On Apr 21, 2016
to all kwarapoly student, information getting to me states that d school has urged students to pay into a particular acct for regularization.. I'm not sure abt it, it might b a rumour though. but I think its true.
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 5:26pm On Apr 19, 2016
To all kwarapoly student, I was in Ilorin throughout lastweek. I went to collect my statement of result which I collected successfully.


so I decided to face d regularization issue after all I'm through with my first assignment(statement of result). I saw a female fwend of mine who paid through d school portal #5800, so i decided to go to d cyber cafe along d hostel (Alfa's place). after payment , d gal nd I decided to go audit it , so we Went to d admission office room 8 (DSS). The woman we met dere said d school authority \jamb has nt given dem d go ahead on regularization. she asked us who told us to go Nd pay cos she said d money has been paid wrongly. she said those dat paid last year were directed to pay into a particular account Nd not tru school portal, so we sud wait until d school or jamb gives dem d go ahead. After d woman has said all dis we decided to go to jamb office @sango-oyun area Ilorin, wen we got dere we told dem we want to regularize, d jamb officer said "jamb is no longer regularising but we can use other diploma of which he does not know d consequences". At dat point I became so confused....neither av I bought d DE scratch card nor regularised.

all kwarapoly students... dis is d end of my story,I'm just hoping rite nw fa.

but my advise goes thus, once its may 15 Nd neither jamb nor kwarapoly has done anything about regularization, I will register with which ever way that is available.(fullstop)
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2016
Egypt dey show us fa, anyways naija is winning today
Jokes Etc / Re: When Trump Wins And They Have To Live In Africa by dassyslimmy(m): 4:35am On Mar 25, 2016
grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by dassyslimmy(m): 9:36pm On Mar 23, 2016
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Politics / Re: Senate Passes 2016 Budget by dassyslimmy(m): 2:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
at last, nw let start work.

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Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by dassyslimmy(m): 1:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
national diploma .... computer science. aspiring student tru direct entry into unilorin. Any whatsapp group pls add me up. 07067086918
Romance / Re: The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira by dassyslimmy(m): 2:32pm On Mar 18, 2016
guy abeg continue, d story dey sweet my belle like seriously.
Romance / Re: Why Is This So Rampant Among Many Ladies Today? by dassyslimmy(m): 1:24pm On Mar 18, 2016
Pheals:
Op is that what you keep on noticing in the street?




Well ask does involve ( maybe because of heat .... Or to make other thing easier and quickly, don't ask me about ask your gf since she is involved )
u just talked the talk, anyways its abt perception and wants. I know wat I will wear and be comfortable so as everyone.
Education / Re: Jamb scores 8th and 9th candidates below 200. by dassyslimmy(m): 4:01am On Mar 11, 2016
something needs to b done cos my intelligent sister also score 196 instead of 260+, y is jamb fucking up na.
Politics / Re: Blackout: Electricity Generation Sinks To 1,580MW by dassyslimmy(m): 8:00am On Mar 10, 2016
all am saying is DAT we sud criticise from a objective point of view, pls Nigerians lets stop criticising dis government all we need to do is pray and fast for d betterment of OUR country. let's wish buhari and his government success...
Politics / Re: Blackout: Electricity Generation Sinks To 1,580MW by dassyslimmy(m): 7:56am On Mar 10, 2016
y don't we criticise sensibly, d cause of epileptic power supply is d vandalization of pipe lines. nw let me say ar u all daft or senseless to notice DAT dis vandalism is done by Nigerians and nt buhari and his ministers. if u want electricity tell ur brothers to stop VANDALISM. Shikena. Thank God I leave close to EGBIN power PLC in ikorodu, and we get at least 16 hours power supply everyday even when Nigerians are complaining.

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