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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by dassyslimmy(m): 12:13pm On Nov 12, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by dassyslimmy(m): 8:00am On Nov 12, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by dassyslimmy(m): 8:00am On Nov 12, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by dassyslimmy(m): 7:59am On Nov 12, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Jokes , Quotes , Message And Greetings by dassyslimmy(m): 7:58am On Nov 12, 2019
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Science/Technology / Twitter Team In UNILAG by dassyslimmy(m): 1:55pm On Nov 08, 2019
@tayo Aderonikun hall ..... IT lovers also Developer student clubs came together to welcome to CEO of Twitter

Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Jokes , Quotes , Message And Greetings by dassyslimmy(m): 7:48am On Jul 25, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Join This Whatsapp Comedy Group And Say Good-bye To Boredom Forever by dassyslimmy(m): 7:48am On Jul 25, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Join This Whatsapp Group For Jokes, Funny Videos, Memes by dassyslimmy(m): 7:45am On Jul 25, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by dassyslimmy(m): 7:45am On Jul 25, 2019
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Returns To Abuja, Says ‘i’m Disappointed’ by dassyslimmy(m): 11:31am On Feb 16, 2019
hands of Esau .....voice of Jacob
Politics / Re: How Buhari was disgraced at APC Presidential Rally In Ogun by dassyslimmy(m): 4:09pm On Feb 11, 2019
It was so dramatic

when Aregbe and Oshiomole told the people at d rally abt who to vote for march 2........ the APM members started shouting nd throwing things

but Buhari said they sud vote for anybody...... but wen he raised the hand of APC governorship candidate.. pple started throwing at Buhari`s direction thank God for those security guys ..

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Gets Emotional As She Wins Best New Act At Soundcity MVP Awards (Photos) by dassyslimmy(m): 4:29pm On Jan 06, 2019
I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS THIS RATE OF ABUSES ON JUST ONE PERSON BEFORE IN MY LIFE.... first sunday of the 2019 marks the first time

Oyin22 really bleeped up.... Teni is a bae.....she sabi sing.
just goan ask for forgiveness ooo@oyin22
Politics / Nigerians Are Not Politically Smart by dassyslimmy(m): 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2018
I am not writing this because i am more educated or more politically inclined than some of you but i am writing this as a more concerned Nigerian. This is the first time i am writing about issues in the country, please correct where neccessary dont abuse me ooo

The fact on ground is that we have a failed state. The government of the day has tried its so called best to solve our problems yet no success . 2019 is another year to elect and give the political baton to another person or same person provided such person has delivered the dividends of democracy.
Realistically, nothing seems to be working in the country .....we have job losses which leads to increase in unemployment, insecurity in almost all part of the country,poverty in the land e.t.c. With all of this some people still stand by,feels and thinks that this present government should continue.
How on earth can one describe this failure in governance yet insist that he/she will vote for the present administration...

I think if we check around and see what is happening...we will not vote for the incumbent.

My advise is that there are so many candidates we can choose from..if we feel they dont have numerical power,let us all vote for the person that has the numerical power to beat the incumbent ..if he fails,we vote him out after his first time. Remember no political office holder uses first term only ...they always crave for second term. If we think the two parties/persons in contention will not serve us well, let us all rally support for a candidate that will save this generation so that coming generations can be happy they have a nation.
Politics / Re: Sign Electoral Act Amendment Now, Atiku Urges Buhari by dassyslimmy(m): 12:36pm On Nov 30, 2018
michoim:
Atiku is definitely out of his mind...Buhari should sign what you and your cronies (Saraki)has hatched in the national assembly. Atiku has finally lost it.

i av realised that not all Nigerians are sane...also nt all Nigerians are politically inclined.

see the rubbish this guy just typed nw
Politics / Re: Sign Electoral Act Amendment Now, Atiku Urges Buhari by dassyslimmy(m): 12:34pm On Nov 30, 2018
michoim:
Atiku is definitely out of his mind...Buhari should sign what you and your cronies (Saraki)has hatched in the national assembly. Atiku has finally lost it.

i av realised that not all Nigerians are sane...also nt all Nigerians are politically inclined.

see the this guy just typed nw undecided
michoim:
Atiku is definitely out of his mind...Buhari should sign what you and your cronies (Saraki)has hatched in the national assembly. Atiku has finally lost it.

i av realised that not all Nigerians are sane...also nt all Nigerians are politically inclined.

see the this guy just typed nw
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by dassyslimmy(m): 11:08pm On Dec 08, 2017
09085444066
Sports / Re: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by dassyslimmy(m): 4:10pm On Dec 01, 2017
nigeria,england,peru,japan
Music/Radio / Brilla Fm Sport Analyst Elegbete Is No Longer With The Radio Station by dassyslimmy(m): 8:27pm On Aug 20, 2017
I heard it from "how market" with overdose and febebe, they said elegbete the great sport analyst no longer works with brilla FM 88.9 Lagos.

Religion / Why A Christian Must Do Sport Betting by dassyslimmy(m): 9:27pm On Aug 19, 2017
I have been pondering on issues corcerning sport betting. it has become a norm amidst all people even male Christians. I want to know is it good or not. Is their any biblical qoute that goes against it. seriously I want to go into it but I want to know if there is any problem with it as a Christian.
Religion / Re: 5 Kinds Of Persons You Will Find In The On Going 65th RCCG Convention by dassyslimmy(m): 8:24pm On Aug 10, 2017
I av Neva been there. I will be dere next year
Religion / Re: Anambra Massacre: The Day Integrity Finally Left Nigeria - By Osayimwen Osahon by dassyslimmy(m): 6:02pm On Aug 10, 2017
oh my God, the write up was cool but this person down here spoilt my mood. some pple will never and repeat never stop dumb criticism.

I pity this country wen pple like the person I quoted still exist in the country.

Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Be constructive in your criticism if that is what you know how to do best.



NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Na wa oo,

What does a Bini man know about Ozubulu or even Igboland.
I don't care if this write up is about the rot in Nigeria, I won't stand it being brought up by a fellow whose own land is oversaddled with iniquity.

Nowhere in his writeup did he talk of the people who die while trekking through the deserts to make it to Libya,
Or the mothers who groom their own daughters for prostitution in Italy,
Or even the ritual killings, cult wars and assasinations that are rife in Edo state.

All he could use was the Ozubulu shootings.

Osayimwen Osahon George should shove this misinformed shitty hypothesis up his ass, leave matters of Biafra alone and go face his shrine off Sakponba Road.


Hypocrite!!!

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Phones / Re: Tecno Spark Plus Specifications And Price by dassyslimmy(m): 5:42pm On Aug 10, 2017
I have checked all comments before mine, I thought someone would convert the 70 dollars into naira.Youth indeed

anyways with my calculation due to naira instability to the dollar. #330 - #400. to a dollar

23,000 - 28000........ dats value range of $70

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Presses Juliet Ibrahim’s Booty For His Birthday (photos) by dassyslimmy(m): 8:18pm On Aug 07, 2017
hmmmm, dis guy lucky ooo. na my celebrity crush u press so

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Politics / Re: "You Can't Stop Nnamdi Kanu From Holding A Rally In Lagos" - FFK by dassyslimmy(m): 3:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
Dr. John Dan Fulani, a cerebal and well-respected activist, human rights crusader, intellectual and academic from Southern Kaduna with a large following, has said that if Biafra isestablished the people of Southern Kaduna will leave Nigeria and go with them.




pls do u think FFK is okay alongside the so called John Dan Fulani. there's no hw southern Kaduna can go with Biafra, wen there are nassarawa,abuja and benue between Biafra states and Kaduna.

I think they are geographically dumb

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Religion / Can I Use Bet9ja Money To Pay Tithe. by dassyslimmy(m): 6:28pm On Jul 30, 2017
I have been wondering, I need advice from every body that goes through this topic, can I pay tithe from my bet gains. is it right to play sport bet.
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Is Partly Nigerian by dassyslimmy(m): 11:27am On Jul 26, 2017
so u mean MBAPPE is a Cameroonian-Nigerian- Algerian-French. wow I love the halfcastism of this football player.
Phones / Re: Airtel Launches Unlimited Data Packages. See Prices & Codes by dassyslimmy(m): 12:46pm On Jul 17, 2017
d reasons are enormous for the varying prices.

probably d higher the price d faster the speed

also it could be the higher the price the more number of people that can access it tru WiFi

also it could be d higher d price surely more bandwidth..
Education / Re: Unilag 2017/2018 Admission Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 9:32pm On Jul 11, 2017
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Education / Re: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:24am On May 31, 2017
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