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BusinessDassy Express: Deliveries Between Ilorin And Lagos by dassyslimmy(op): 12:58pm On Sep 09, 2025
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NYSCMFM Corpers Lodge Ilorin by dassyslimmy(op): 7:16pm On Sep 03, 2025
Many corpers don't know there is a lodge for them in the centre of Ilorin. MFM Corpers lodge is situated at 12 Oboroke street behind Suitoria hotel/Item 7 , Gaa Kanbi, Ilorin , Kwara state.
If you are stranded as a NYSC member, newly redeployed to Kwara state, MFM Corpers lodge is available for you.

From post office, take keke napep or bike going to Gaa Kanbi, tell the rider/driver you are going to item 7 or Suitoria hotel, the lodge is at the end of the road between item 7 and Suitoria hotel.

Free accommodation for all Corp members guaranteed, this is the best place to be as a corper.

The environment is serene , the lodge programs are not stiffening. It's a home away from home.

Any corper posted to Ilorin south /Ilorin west, MDA's, Unilorin or areas around Tanke axis ,Offa garage, Taiwo road , Gaa Kanbi, F division......the lodge is available for you.

PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu Performs Groundbreaking Ceremony For Kwara's 114-Bed Health Facility by dassyslimmy(m): 11:12am On Jan 30, 2025
Can someone explain to me why the governor is not commissioning the Tanke/Tipper garage bridge . That bridge is so beautiful, a lot has been invested into that bridge....



He started this Unity bridge after Tanke bridge oo yet he hasn't commissioned it
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Hike: Residents Stranded As Transporters Protest In Ilorin by dassyslimmy(m): 4:39pm On Sep 06, 2024
I and other corpers were coming from a media tour yesterday and we were stranded. We needed to beg them to allow us pass .
PoliticsRe: Former President Of The Senate, Sen. Bukola Saraki Loses Mother by dassyslimmy(m): 10:29am On Jun 19, 2024
Shey na only dey see say the woman resemble Lai Mohammed


Rip ma
NYSCRe: Opinion: NYSC Has Outlived Its Usefulness by dassyslimmy(m): 2:39pm On Oct 11, 2023
Abi something dey worry this mod


Make I do my own fess ,I dey wait for UNILAG senate list now , then it can be scrapped 😆😆

On a more serious note , i think the insecurity in the north will aid the push to stop the program , the program has not outlived its usefulness.

Many of us dream to wear that khaki and we must wear it like those before us have done.

The ministry of youth development will become useless , many people will become jobless.

As someone said already, entrepreneurship should be part of our University curriculum but I will suggest it starts from first year to final year to breed competence and seriousness ( it should attract atleast 2 unit also affect grade point in tertiary institutions)
PoliticsRe: Bigotry Only Reason Igbos Chose Peter Obi Ahead Of Bola Tinubu by dassyslimmy(m): 11:58am On Jun 27, 2022
You are intelligent

Yorubas are trying to push a narrative that will not stand.

It's time for Igbo
It's time for Peter Obi

I am yoruba but I will be fair and not allow ethnic bigotry becloud my judgement.

Aside the fact that it is not yoruba turn , you went ahead to bring an old man that might die in office .
PoliticsCampaign Plans For Peter Obi by dassyslimmy(op): 6:13pm On Jun 10, 2022
It is a well known fact that we don't want money politics yet we want to get to all nooks and crannies of the country therefore i came up with this campaign plan that won't consume too much money yet reach as many people as possible.

The budget is 5 billion naira��

We need a campaign manager per local govt who will understand the terrain, nooks and crannies of the area.

We have 774 local govt in Nigeria , if we give 1 million naira each to a campaign manager in each LGA for the next six month, that will amount to
4.64 billion (August 2022 - January 2023)

We might need more money but I am very sure there will be crowdfunding and other sources of funding for the campaign. But the plan above will go along way to cover territories such that people in the creeks and villages will hear and be informed about Peter Obi and labour party.

We need to start consultations, enlightening, dialoguing, lobbying and mobilizing for Peter Obi ASAP if we want a better Nigeria and beat APC and PDP come 2023.
PoliticsD-day In APC by dassyslimmy(op): 8:00am On Jun 07, 2022
Today is the D-Day

Southern Nigeria don't understand politics, even if the north told Yahaya Bello to step down, none of them have talked about Ahmed Lawan stepping down.

If they are not careful ,most delegates from the north might possibly vote for Lawan. I think the south should narrow down to two contenders only so that the votes won't be split beyond winning counts

Possibly Osinbajo/Tinubu or Osinbajo/Ameachi or Tinubu/ameachi

The north are wise , Adamu Abdulahi didn't make mistake to have said the consensus candidate was Ahmed Lawan.

The south need to be wiser and learn form PDP

Dassyham ✍�
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Stinginess Is Legendary – Chris Uba (Throwback) by dassyslimmy(m): 11:57am On May 25, 2022
I wonder how we think in this country, a lot of us need to reason properly before we type in public . You can only know how good Peter Obi government was , when you meet Ndi Anambra, ask them how he governed them , you can't be in Lagos and be talking about a state you know nothing about.

Concerning Tinubu and Peter Obi impacts on their states . We all know how Lagos was before 1999. Lagos was way developed compared to Anambra , you can only do so much based on what is on ground . Government is a continuum, Tinubu met a working Lagos and built on it , Peter Obi met a state in disarray and did his best as well. The fact is that parameters are different. We can't compare Peter Obi and Tinubu without checking other parameters such as education, human development index and correspond our analysis with population also before their govt and after their govt
PoliticsRe: ENDEARS: Full Statement By Lai Muhammed On Judicial Panel (Video) by dassyslimmy(m): 5:44pm On Nov 23, 2021
Frankly speaking, Lai Mohammed made some salients point here, the report is full of discrepancies however no one can deny the fact that there were no deaths or injury that night. If people didn't die due to gun shot , obviously people died or get injured through stampede. The truth will be revealed one day
Music/RadioSunny Side Is The Best Program On Nigeria Radio Wave by dassyslimmy(op): 8:16pm On Dec 10, 2020
Nigeria info FM 99.3 in Lagos boast of the best OAPs such as Joyce Onyemuwa,Sandra Ezekweseli, Onyi,Sheriff Quadri, Daddy freeze and Femi and the gang e.t.c. Sunny side hold from Monday to Friday by 12:15pm after midday news to 3pm. it's always revealing, fun and interesting because Joyce is one of the most intelligent and smart ladies on radio.

EducationRe: ASUU VS FG - Who Do You Support? by dassyslimmy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2020
all I want is both party should come to the table and end this stupid strike . I am tired
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Statement On US Election 2020: “The Election Is Far From Over” by dassyslimmy(m): 8:34pm On Nov 07, 2020
samsard:
Were you the one that rigged the election? When Hillary lost despite winning the popular vote, you guys didn't open your gutter mouths. Now that Trump has lost both electoral college and popular vote y'all are foaming from the mouth.
pls ooo, when did the electoral college vote take place. I thought after the popular vote , the electors will come together to cast their vote. or did the electors vote immediately after the popular vote.

pls someone should explain to me
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Statement On US Election 2020: “The Election Is Far From Over” by dassyslimmy(m): 8:31pm On Nov 07, 2020
Guys, please I am confused oo. when is the electoral college casting their vote. many people are saying the electoral college already casted their votes. I thought the results we have now is for popular vote
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election: Trump Seen Playing Golf As CNN Declares Biden Winner (photos) by dassyslimmy(m): 8:15pm On Nov 07, 2020
Guys, please I am confused oo. when is the electoral college casting their vote. many people are saying the electoral college already casted their votes. I thought the results we have now is for popular vote
Foreign AffairsRe: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by dassyslimmy(m): 1:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
pls guys , when is the electoral college voting
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2020 (Live Updates) by dassyslimmy(m): 9:41pm On Nov 03, 2020
pls guys,what is the essence of these popular vote when it's the electoral college that will determine who will win?
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by dassyslimmy(m): 2:09pm On Sep 20, 2020
pls guys how do you think Adams Oshiomole bus feeling now, pastor Ize Iyamu and all those house of assembly members
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by dassyslimmy(m): 2:01pm On Sep 20, 2020
the professor dey talk say God have mercy oo
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by dassyslimmy(m): 12:09pm On Sep 20, 2020
I want to hear what Babjide otitoju will say tomorrow during journalist hangout. he's an APC man sef. Godwin has shocked them
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by dassyslimmy(m): 9:12am On Sep 20, 2020
I live in Lagos but I knw that fools surround me. Tinubu issa goner come 2023. with what has happened in Edo, I knw Tinubu is shaking
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by dassyslimmy(m): 9:10am On Sep 20, 2020
my belle just dey sweet me inside church. so Osho will remain quite. APC 18 states = PDP 18 states. Ondo will be the decider
PoliticsRe: Edo 2020 Governorship Election Updates, Results And Live Monitoring by dassyslimmy(m): 4:06pm On Sep 19, 2020
Oshiomole is crying soon
RomanceRe: Life Without A Girlfriend. by dassyslimmy(m): 7:40pm On Sep 03, 2020
ijesuoboikxp1:
There are different kind of girlfriend, there are girlfriend that can help you in life mentally and what every you need they will and be able to help u out, some can shock and sock you dry and you will be afraid of girls through out your life, some girls can save your money, investment is their watchworld, emotional stability, great sex unlimited while some are the extraordinary opposite.. God give me a good girlfriend and a wife.. AMEN
amen oo
RomanceRe: Life Without A Girlfriend. by dassyslimmy(m): 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2020
walahi, it is the best moment. I am so happy spending the little money I make as I like, no lady is calling me to send card or buy card for her. I spend excesses meant for girlfriend on my sisters. I know a time will come that I will be ready to settle down and procreate but right now even Nigeria no dey help matter atall. I will prefer to give birth in Europe to Nigeria.
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle This Kind Of Woman? by dassyslimmy(m): 7:52pm On Sep 02, 2020
I don't knw why many nairalanders are funny this days, many wants him to run for his life, forgetting there is a connecting factor (the child). I don't know how far you run or try to avoid the lady, provided she has a child for you and you want to remain committed to the growth of the child, you will remain patient for her. Try to explain to her your plights, also involve elders in both families that you know she might listen to. you are not married to her and she's behaving like this, pls don't marry her yet until you see changes in her lifestyle which before your standard. you have made a mistake which cannot be corrected i.e the child between both of you. All you need now is patience but if the problem is becoming to much for you, since there is no marriage , you can distance yourself from her like a week or two even a month . Your peace of mind is more essential.
PoliticsRe: Trash That National Water Resources Bill 2020 - Guardian News by dassyslimmy(m): 12:19pm On Sep 02, 2020
I laugh alot when I see Nigeria youth lament about this govt actions. if we mistakenly voted incompetence in 2015 , I think we made a choice by voting him in for second term. He will be there till 2023, many eye opening issue will still surprise us in this country and we will surely lament about it. God will save us from Buhari
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 7:06pm On Sep 01, 2020
Decision will be easier to make between two people compared to a team of three people. Prince and Lucy are doing well
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 4:57pm On Sep 01, 2020
Froshloaded:
They are not allowed to say the answers, to slot in their answers for the quiz they are required to raise the prop for respective answers, and it can't be changed.

Advert is on
thank you, you need to continue this till the end of the show ���
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 4:56pm On Sep 01, 2020
please if you are watching , update us , no b all of us dey watch abeg. thank you
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by dassyslimmy(m): 8:39am On Sep 01, 2020
Guys pls update me na, are the house mates aware of those up for eviction

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