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[quote author=big-t]and what kind of crappingly long url is that?
If blogs were to be players, the long name you gave yours can make it not to score any goal in ten seasons.[/quote]Aight. U won in that one. I've changed the url, but the blog is still the same. My blog still trumps yours in terms of content and design to

lekkie073: So make we begin dey write full song lyrics. r u dat jobless?

Just copy and paste. Olodo, iti. Lol

I also have a Chelsea fans blog. http://wearebluesforever..com

You check it out. It's a nice blog I created last week

I will be in charge of Chelsea's preseason threads and next season's live match threads. See my previous live match threads on Nairaland here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1367148/malaysia-xi-vs-chelsea-1-4

www.nairaland.com/1362683/chelsea-vs-thailand-xi-full

Lol, very funny. Pls let some1 tell the mods to move this topic to the front page so that it will get more attention

Controversy: Child defilement is becoming a
source of concern in Benin-City,
Edo State capital. It is even
more worrisome when the act is
carried out by supposedly men
of God.
In the last few weeks, no fewer
than five children have,
allegedly, been defiled in Benin-
City by men old enough to be
their fathers. On Thursday, Edo
State Police Command paraded
32 suspected criminals,
amongst them, three accused of
defiling children. The suspects
include a pastor with the Deeper
Life Bible Church, Abudu, Edo
State, Eze Fidelis, who was said
to have had carnal knowledge of
two girls: Joy, 9, and
Anthonia,11.
There is also the case of one
Grace, 12, who was sent on an
errand by her mother to get her
a rechargeable lantern from a
hall within their compound.
When the said girl failed to
return after 30 minutes, the
mother went in search of her,
only to discover that one Segun
Oteru, 42, was allegedly having
carnal knowledge of her in the
hall.
The woman raised the alarm
which attracted members of the
public while the suspect was
arrested.
The incident happened on July
6. The following day, one
Saturday Cole, 35, and a co-
tenant of the complainant
(names withheld), allegedly
lured the complainant’s
daughter, identified as Mariam,
11, into his room and had a
carnal knowledge of her. While
the victim was coming out from
the suspect’s room, her elder
brother saw her and, on
inquiry, discovered that the
victim was not putting on her
pants. The victim narrated her
ordeal in the hands of the
suspect. According to the
victim, “uncle has always
bought me things but I didn’t
know he wanted to have
anything with me. He forced me
and removed my dress, I was
shouting but he closed my
mouth and forced his penis
inside me”.
On July 12, one Eugene Odozor,
46, allegedly took a 13-year-old
girl, identified as
Oluwabunmi,into his room and
forced her to lie on his bed
where she was said to have been
defiled by the suspect. For Eze,
the suspect in the September 11,
2013 alleged rape, luck ran out
on him after one Joseph
observed that his daughter Joy,
9, was not walking properly.
While suspecting that the
daughter may have been
defiled, he invited her inside the
room and threatened to deal
with her if she refused to say the
truth. The little girl allegedly
that her pain started after she
had sexual intercourse with the
pastor. She further confessed
that the pastor had intercourse
with her friend, Anthonia, 11,
too. Joy revealed that the
unwholesome practice had been
going on for about a year.
Edo State Police Commissioner,
Mr. Adebanjo, who expressed
worry over what he described as
the increasing number of
underage sex in the state, said
the action of the suspects was
wicked and they will face the
wrath of the law.
Confessions
Pastor Eze confessed that he
defiled both girls, Joy and
Anthonia, saying he was
possessed by evil spirit to
commit the act. “I am really
ashamed of myself particularly
as a pastor. I have been a pastor
at Deeper Life for over six years
but I was tempted to defile the
girls. They were always visiting
me; so, on this particularly day,
I defiled both of them. It was
temptation. I have a child. Joy
brought Anthonia to my house.
They were my church members.
Their parents have left my
church but we still leave close. I
know their parents very well.
They come to collect wheel
barrow from us. Sometimes Joy
will ask me for money to go to
school. That particular day, I
did not have money to give to
her, so I asked her to go to
school and come during break.
It was during the break that she
came in company of the other
girl. I was tempted to defile both
of them. They undressed and we
all went to bed”.
Oteru, the 42-year-old who had
sex with girl, 12, also narrated
his story: “It happened that the
woman employed me as her
security guard. So there was
this little girl working with the
madam, but, whenever madam
was not around, she would
come to play with me. The girl
is about 12 years old.
I was tempted to have sex with
her on several occasions. I have
a wife but I don’t have girl
friend. The day we had sex, she
told her madam that she wanted
to go to the toilet, but she had
informed me that she would
come and use my phone
because she was always playing
games with my phone. I always
assisted her in operating my
handset.
Each time she came, she would
sit on my lap. That particular
day, I was tempted to defile her.
Unfortunately, the madam
started looking for her and she
entered my room and caught
both of us making love”.

http://www.osundefender.org/?p=112210

@ OP, I guess you are a Muslim

Nice one, but I think calling it a "lockdown" is misleading

Mods front page things. This is serious

I must state categorically that I am not trying to belittle our local musicians or badmouth them. But we often compare our local movies with the foreign ones and I think it's about time we compared our local artistes with the foreign ones. We'll do this by comparing the thing that matters most in any song which is the lyrics. I have two songs that I want us to compare: It will rain by Bruno Mars and Gobe by Davido. These are supposed to be two "love songs", but at the end of the day you'll see which one is truly a love song

If you have both songs in your phone, just plug in your earphones and listen to the songs while you read the lyrics. I'm sure you'll have a better idea of what I'm saying.


It Will Rain by Bruno Mars

If you ever leave me baby,
Leave some morphine at my door
‘Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
To realize what we used to have,
We don’t have it anymore.

There’s no religion that could save me
No matter how long my knees are on the floor
So keep in mind all the sacrifices I’m makin’
Will keep you by my side
Will keep you from walkin’ out the door.

[Chorus]
Cause there’ll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There’ll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same, if you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...

I’ll never be your mother’s favorite
Your daddy can’t even look me in the eye
Oooh if I was in their shoes, I’d be doing the same thing
Sayin there goes my little girl
Walkin’ with that troublesome guy

But they’re just afraid of something they can’t understand
Oooh well little darlin’ watch me change their minds
Yeah for you I’ll try I’ll try I’ll try I’ll try
I’ll pick up these broken pieces ’til I’m bleeding
If that’ll make you mine

[Chorus]
Cause there’ll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There’ll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...

[Bridge]
Don’t just say, goodbye
Don’t just say, goodbye
I’ll pick up these broken pieces ’til I’m bleeding
If that’ll make it right

[Chorus]
Cause there’ll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There’ll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...


Gobe by Davido

Girl your behind is a killer
I can see you’re sensual
See gobe
Omo see gobe
When you wiggle and waver
You must be intentional
See gobe
Omo see gobe
Uhhh yea
Mogbe o
Don’t want any gbeke
Mo ti bo sinu gobe
Abi omo kilode o
Baby
I can tell
Every action is a plot to
Get down with this bobo
Cos i know you feeling the boy
See gobe
Omo see gobe eh
See gobe
Omo see gobe eh
See gobe
Omo see gobe eh
See me see gbege
Ewa ba mi ri gobe
Girl i love the way you look tonight
I wanna put my hands on your waist
Cos i’m loving your sexy body
I won’t mind to have a taste
Its feel like hangover
E roll like jangirover
Good will come to those who wait
So I’m ready to sleep outside your gate….ohh we
Ohhh eh mogbe
Don’t want any gbege
Mo ti bo sinu gobe
Abi omo kilode
Baby
I can tell
Every action is a plot to
Get down with this bobo
Cos i know you feeling the boy
See gobe
Omo see gobe…eh
See me see gobe
See gobe
She wan give Davido the gobe
Omo see gobe…eh
Yea
See me see gobe
She say she wan give Davido gobe
See gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
See me see gbeke
E wa ba mi ri gobe
Desperado lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
She say make i give am gobe
Alakoba ni omo
Yeah
Desperado lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
She say make i give am gobe
Alakoba ni omo
Mogbe o
Don’t want any gbege
Mo ti bo sinu gobe
Abi omo kilode o
Baby
I can tell
Every action is a plot to
Get down with this bobo
Cos i know you feeling the boy
See gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
See me see gobe
See gobe
She wan give Davido the gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
Yea
See me see gobe
She say she wan give Davido gobe
See gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
See me see gbeke
E wa ba mi ri gobe
See gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
See me see gobe
See gobe
She wan give Davido the gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
Yea
See me see gobe
She say she wan give Davido gobe
See gobe
Omo see gobe….eh
See me see gbege
E wa ba mi ri gobe
Maradonna lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
Lionel Messi lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
C. Ronaldo lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
Okocha lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
Roger Miller
David beckham
Obafemi martins lomo yen
She wan go to go do some more
Didier Drogba lomo
Ewa ba mi ri gobe
Its shizzy
Davido


No wonder no Nigerian musician has been able to win a grammy

You can add your own.

updated

[quote author=big-t]i have the concept, you dont. I have a domain, u dont. Period![/quote]And what kind of domain is that? Dot.tk? That's got to be the worst domain anybody can host a site in.

That's it. Thanks 4 following me. Hope u enjoyed it. Take a look at http://wearebluesforever...com

It's good to see that Mourinho is keeping faith in the new players, though they are not likely to play a major part next season when the likes of Mata, Oscar, Azpilicueta, Torres and Luiz return.

Good match and great entertainment from the Chelsea players especially in the 1st half. Lukaku is my man of the match following his performance in the 1st half. Other notable performers are De Bruyne (luckily for him and Chelsea his injury is not all that serious), Hazard, Traore, Schwarzer and Victor Moses

Shas would celebrate this goal as if he scored in the Champions League final

Goal Scorers for Chelsea: Bertrand Traore (6), Kevin De Bruyne (29), Lukaku (45+), Moses (88)

Shas scored the consolation goal for Malaysian XI

Moses added a fourth for Chelsea following a deflection, but any good keeper would not have allowed that goal, then a Malaysian player erased Chelsea's clean sheet right after that by nodding into the net after Petr Cech cleared the ball from a free kick to the opponents

Sorry 4 d late update. I got caught up in d crazy last 5 minutes or so of the match

We are into added time

The tempo of the match has slowed and the humidity is not helping matters. Most of the players must be tired by now

The difference is clear. The Malaysians have been totally outclassed

The second half is quieter than the first half. A Malaysian player just made a laughable attempt to win a foul. Lol

Nomski0: They wont put this thread on frontpage so people can be aware that a match is going on but if its wizkid vs david's girlfriend, they'll blind our eyes with it.

Please is Moses playing or haff the special one sold him loaned him

Moses is playing now, but he wasn't involved in the 1st half. And don't be too harsh on him na. Lol

Maybe dat's because it's a preseason match. I don't knw 4 diz mods sef

Hazard misdirects his header following a cross from Moses

Hazard, schurrle, ba and moses have all threatened in this half

Andre Uweh: Remember Traore scored one and made one

He's doing gr8 too. Thanks 4 that

The Blues are now playing from right to left

CHELSEA 2nd half XI: Cech, Wallace,
Kalas, Cahill, Cole, Ramires, Van Ginkel, Moses, Hazard, Schurrle, Ba.

2nd half

If he continues like this Lukaku is another Drogba in the making. The Malaysians just can't handle him right now.

3 outstanding players so far: lukaku, de bruyne and schwarzer. Hazard is also trying. Exciting match.

The players enter the tunnel for the half-time break. Chelsea lead 3-0 courtesy of goals from Bertrand Traore, Kevin De Bruyne and Lukaku. De Bruyne is out of the game though as he got injured immediately after scoring that goal. He was replaced by Islam Feruz (lol, funny name)