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Elmojiid:
when she says am pregnant...i get scared.

hahahahaha lol.
Solution is very simple.
Repent and Avoid premarital sex and your life will be free from uneccesary worries

This match is definitely the Battle of the group winners cos it's pretty obvious Nigeria and Iceland are the group losers.

buhariguy:
Ask suswan All the crime is be committed by the opposition because they think they can undermine buhari government.

especially the lazy idiotic pigs of biafra

MarieSucre:
Inna lillahi wa ina ilayji rojiun.

MarieSucre is a Muslim?

daben1:
2006, I was sick, very very very sick, nobody knew, I'll survive it, was outside on that day, broad daylight I saw people in a bus calling to come let's go, I went inside and pick my small bag and I told my mum that "I'm going " she started crying and praying, NOTE; I was the only one seeing the bus and the people inside, when I turned, I saw an old woman standing on my way, then I started crying telling her to leave the way that I want to "go" she just stood there without saying anything, my mother was just crying telling her not to leave, (but she was not seeing her)... after a while the bus went away... and today, I'm the last born of the family and the first graduate. of the family. This is a testimony!!

Wow Jesus Christ is Lord.
Cc lalasticlala please do the needful

emmyid:
Seun how about this move to the promised land so we can read more scary tales from more commenters?

seriously you're right.
Lalasticlala

Lilymax:
The day i heard my late dad's voice calling my name.
Chills went down my spine that day

hallucinations. That's what they call it.

austyne22ex:
I can relate...mine was at Ekosodin River (Uniben folks know what I am talking about)...and I was just a few seconds away from a flat line...each time I look back, it is still fvcking scary, drowning isn't the best way to go...Thank God for his mercies

where exactly is this ekosodin River? Been hearing about it but can't find it

iamJ:
what was I expecting b4, cowbell milk fed man like u, go to uniben admission thread and sell registration information for recharge card


Happy for u, u have found ur calling those extra years wouldn't be wasted

Baba you are savage. Lol na my boss you dey wash like that?

vickatcch:
lolz...this indomie generation set of undergraduate/student are something else.

spending so much time on nairaland and facebook giving advice on sex and relationship.lols,especially that kimbra that just got addmison,..you all better go learn some handwork rather than wasting your parents money in school..

mhisbli,Preshy i'm also talking to you guys

hahahahaha epic. Guy you are savage loaded..
That kimbra is just a fresher but if you check her profile she's always online in romance section giving advice on sex and relationship.lols.
Be like na wetin she dey study for school be that

Anapuao:
Justice Binta is the Forth wife actually.
Hajiya Nana (First wife)
Late Zainab (Second Wife)
Dr. Halima (Third wife)
Justice Binta (Forth Wife)
When he was the Governor, they all served as first ladies (wife of the Governor, as they choose to be tagged) hence their popularity.

Oh thanks so much for this.
Cc wink2015

Martinez19:
Mtewwww. Ladies who have class will buy their own meals and you hardly see them feigning stomach ulcer just to get food from their boyfriend like DateMynd44's girlfriend did to him. Open your eyes and spot that the girl doesn't have class, she's a manipulative gold digger.

brother the most irritating part is that this girl is a low life forming to be classy.
Mehn I've gotten over her issues sef.
Make I dey enjoy my books and my 5.0 grades Abeg but certainly since I can't find a girl right now who understands and bears with me then definitely when I culminate to the apogee and zenith of success no woman deserves to live with me in the same roof unless she's also successful.
I hope you grab

wink2015:
I do not know this woman called Hajiya Zainab Murtala Nyako.

But I use to hear of Justice Binta Nyako.

WHO IS JUSTICE BINTA NYAKO to Admiral Nyako?

That woman that is a judge that handle the case of Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB leader.

binta is the first wife.
You know these Muslims dey get plenty wives

willibounce1:
lol...that's what ipod girls are known for...olosho and killing of husbands,yet they claim they are the best for marriage...anoufias!!

ipod amaka.
How far have you seen this chiefazubuike's comment?

ChiefAzubuike1:
The lady might not be Igbo tho since we have a lot of Yoruba's littering our land these days, snatching our wives and husbands everywhere

An Igbo woman can never indulge in infidelity.

In a saner clime this is the easiest murder case to solve. The note should tell you to look for the victims married lover and that will lead you to his wife. He phonebook and a few investigation is what you need. If the phone book was confiscated by the culprit, get her phone number from her family and friends then you know where to take it to get the previous number dialled.

RIP

cc Follygunners

Fuckster565:
This will be the third time he came to steal, he was released the first and second time.

ah so no be the first time be this?
Mehn kleptomaniac things dey him blood.
I pity his soul

Greatzeus:
I guess you attend olumba olumba lol For us our mid week service is Tuesdays

and you had to stay away from Tuesday's church service just to watch Russia Vs Egypt match..
Better ask God for forgiveness

Thread closed please

Peace of God which surpasses all human understanding.
And Thou will keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on Thee.
Lastly the scripture says "and thou shalt lie down and thy sleep shalt be sweet
Op I can relate.

pol23:
Nobody should go to Aso rock to eat ooo no say I no want you oo.
Buhari is never tired of sucking blood.

hahahahaha lol you no well

naijaguy123456:
Saudis are pub team, na only to use sword dem Sabi. Oshiomole can get into that team.

but they are your Fulani jihad brothers nah. How them go take sabi ball when their brothers are going about killing innocent citizens in the north central.

Tonight's match is by 7pm and church service is also by 7pm please let's not endeavour to stay away from the Lord's presence tonight all because of worldly football. Remember these players are being paid while you have no gain watching these matches.
Rather go to God's service and be blessed.
Thank you.

Iran should make a very big sign post with their current standings in Group B because after tonight's match they should start packing their luggages

midehill:
256... Oyo

you don enter already na. With just 50 in your postutme you'll be admitted

Oreofepeters:
you are very stupid see how girl dey play you upandan.


try and get her fvcked by all means come back and tell us a story

dairykidd see this advice

thanki410:
Happy great grand father's day to Buhari , Obasanjo and my ancestors,
may the wrinkles on your faces bring respect to you....]

hahahahaha mad man lol

david2:
Don't tell me u are Bini, we don't behave like this

you obviously haven't met smarter girls i think

Preshy561:
okay.
maybe,just maybe,you aren't gonna be those great men who found their missing ribs while they were in university.

If i can't find the missing ribs now that I'm still struggling then definitely when by God's grace I make it in life no woman deserves to live with me in my gold roof.

Sugar97:
Deed has been done. 2 wrongs cannot make 1 right. The earlier u stay away, the better for u

thanks dear

Preshy561:
boy,why not concentrate on your studies and leave Women out of your life first?

firstly I'm older than you.
Also what about stories of great men who found their missing ribs while they were still in the University and they shared everything in common

Preshy561:
kikikikiiiiki.
where can i find your type of guy here in O town.

concentrate with the topic.
I wonder why naija girls are so heartless

zombieHUNTER:
Shut up there
You think say na bomb making news

hahahahaha the Hunter lol keep tracking anti Igbo comments

Brownhypo:
Fear UNIBEN babes

lol I dey tell you
spending give those useless chicks don do make my upkeep finish.
The girl just carry me dey fresh up cos after all those spendings, her skin come fresh.