₦airaland Forum

tamethem:
Be calm. I didn't mean to make you bark.

just trying to teach you how to use your head even when you hate your president so much.

Its a free world to like or hate anyone so its not my business if you hate Buhari. I cant say I like him also

But wishing my Nation Badluck is what I won't take from you because I love her.

So next time you wanna curse , Try and face your tribe say all the curses you like on it, its not my problem.

But Naija is a no go area for you and your likes in my presence.

Ignoramus calling his tamer ignoramus

Go sleep Joor .


Happy night rest

Afonja unity beggar that can't survive without one naijeriya

wildcatter23:
Cossy booby and yansh don lose form like Messi. Should we blame age on this matter?

Finally clothes dey package all these slay queens and mama.


Nigeria on course to qualify if we escape defeat against Argentina.


Boys please warm the bus and park it

savaged

wunmi590:
chaii, this woman don old

mehn just saw her face. She's getting older. Mehn

Bari22:
Hausa people making Nigeria proud since 1800bc
We kano people are proud of you musa

Like if you believe musa is the real GOAT
Share for Messi

Mumu musa is from Edo state. Otondo

tamethem:
Your statement exposed your tribe. But I know there are many reasonable ppl from among your tribesmen but many of you are just full of hate for Buhari and it has affected your reasoning faculty.

Your foolish self was among those saying Iceland will beat Nigeria but see your miserable life "outside"

Dundee United


If you have lost hope on your personal life you don't extend it to Naija.

I am not a supporter of Buhari but I wonder if your madness made you to realise Your entire Family can never amount to what that man has attained in life. So your curse is already happening in your own life. What a pity

Come what may the Super Eagles that won today will win on Tuesday.
And if it turns out to be the other way still The Eagles have tried.

Go get a life!

you're a demented ignoramus for bringing my family to this

ndy87:

hi

inoki247:
if Football is a religion is gonna be one of the best religion....

hell shut up atheist

sprints1:
no difference lesson learnt to ever west this type of green to the world cup

Bro you were right o. The jersey contributed to Nigeria's loss o. Check out our jersey and Victory against Iceland today o

Today's game was just luck. Nothing more.
Argentina will defeat us. We'll still leave at the group stage and come back home next week.
It shall never be well with Buhari

Abeyjide:
use ur mtn 1min free call

lol I dey tell you

chukzyfcbb:
Go to Musa you sluggard and consider his ways!.

hahahahaha lol funny Nigerians

kennisman:
Anyway I no concern me, biafrans are reducing one by one. Maybe tomorrow na 5 pple go cumout dre.

sick Afonja.

Amakababe:
am fairly intelligent . I just needed more time for myself to read for my tests and exams. Relationship problems and all that.

@ emboldened. Until you accept that you're a dunce and work towards improving urself and be ready to take corrections then sorry is your case.

Amakababe:
Relationship problems and all that.

just look at yourself.
You're not read to learn. I pity you

Amakababe:
[s] My name is Amaka afuzor, and i am a student of Federal university of technology minna. Mechanical engineering. 100 level


Before you accuse me of being dull, I had a 204 in JAMB.
I always wanted a first class, but
I decided to check my result yesterday only to see F parallel and some good grades out of 10 courses.
Pls am 22 and I need to pass so I can get a good job after graduation.
I know I didn't give my books much attention this semester.

I am confused because I will be asked to withdraw if I get a cgpa less than 2.0 on a scale of 5 after second semester and don't meet the 10-8-8 requirement which I am very far from.


CAN I GRADUATE WITH A FIRST CLASS STILL?
Tell me the honest truth, I can handle it.

Pls who knows how many percentage of final cgpa the first year performance takes In futminna

[/s]

you keep telling all this small girls to sit down and read they won't listen you see them on every romance thread Facebook and whatsapp discussing about how handsome and caring their boyfriends are.
Now wey your cgpa don show you how far i believe you'll sit up olodo

vickatcch:
lolz...this indomie generation set of undergraduate/student are something else.

spending so much time on nairaland and facebook giving advice on sex and relationship.lols,especially that kimbraa that just got addmison,..you all better go learn some handwork rather than wasting your parents money in school..

mhisbliss ,Preshy561 i'm also talking to you guys

lol true. shey one of them don hear am more of them to witness worse fate.
University no be for everybody oh.
These kind girls na to go learn hairdressing or sewing work rather than wasting hard earn resources on education on itiboribo like them.

DanXplore:
Op, others will not tell you the truth but I will.
Your brain is full of fufu.

I would have suggested farming but you might kill all the crops

hahahahaha now this is the real definition of SAVAGERY see her profile pics sef.
Slay queen wey no fit slay GPA is that one a slay queen

Funnicator:
Eno !! AKS is doing me well since my stay here o. What part of Akwa Ibom.

I school in uniuyo.

PS; don't mind my username. I'm actually sweet.

wetin you dey study for anwa ikpa?

Nigeria will lose no need. The fashion parade chickens should come back home already

Any guy who neglects to take care of his parents but spends more on his wife then such an animal is a big fool

Martinez19:
how do you know that?

I believe you have been told about proof of His existence for umpteen times

Martinez19:
lol. That was sarcasm and Johnny understood that. Me and johnydon22 are confirmed atheists.

I know johnydon22 to be an atheist since 2014 but I'm equally shocked of yours that's why I put up that surprised smiley.
Oboy repent oo Christ is real

No difference, she still looks worldly and you could tell she's still a sinner with no repentance in mind

Akwa ibom (state of origin).

Cross river state (place of birth).

Edo state (University education).

Abia state (passed by).

Imo state (passed by).

Anambra state (passed by).

Delta state (passed by).

Martinez19:
This study is actually correct. I can't believe that Myles Monroe and his wife lived four years longer than Richard Dawkins and George Carlin. Who would have concluded that Nabeel Qureshi would live four years longer than Lawrence Krauss? How did Ben Idahosa's daughter live longer than the chronic smoker Christopher Hitchens? Chai, Johnny my friends, let's humble ourselves before yahweh lest we died before all religious folks.

Martinez coming from you?

johnydon22:
Shouldn't you be vying to go to heaven? Why do you want to live longer and stall heaven more?




Wow that's a lot to take in. Preach on

as each day passes by you're drawing closer to your grave. That's the fact. There's no time remaining any longer don't harden your heart. It's for your own good.

Jezebel is also Babylon that great wh0re who sits on many waters and whose influence of fornication has taken over this perverse generation.


The book of Jeremiah chapter 50 and 51 and Revelation reveals God's judgement on her.

Therefore come out of her my people flee out of the midst of her and deliver your soul lest you be consumed in her iniquities.(Revelation 18vs4)

johnydon22:
That's cool.

don't you want to live longer?
It's like you don't love yourself.
Surprised you're still an unbeliever for so many years despite the preaching and messages of God's love for you

The past administration should be blamed for this.
Jonathan used The money that was meant to repair this bridge to squander them with the idiotic pigs of biafra supporting his corrupt regime.
Thank God for APC government which is the only messiah that will save Nigeria.
Cc buhariguy

imasong005:
Mine happened in my school hostel. It was raining heavily that day, so I decided to just come out and catch a glimpse of the rain dropping on the green grass. And there is this pillar I wanted to rest my body on, but something restrained me, rather a goat just came by, and decided to rob it's body on the pillar, I stood watching the goat, only to discover it was stretching, not knowing that the goat was being electrocuted. It was after the goat died, that I realized if I had rested on the pillar, I would have been electrocuted. I am forever grateful to God for saving me that day.

ABASI mehn this is a testimony.
Wow

minexpo:
Hmm.....so many!! But let me just share this
It happend around 7:45 pm that day...my sister and I were alone in the hux gistin about how our day went..suddenly we had a knock on our day, my dad went out to visit a frnd..hearing the knock, I thought it was him, so I joking asked who was that but no response or should I say the response was low unlike him, immediately I suspected it was robbers,
They I knew I have know they were robbers so they started breaking the iron door while I was trying to lock it properly..at last they succeeded in gaining entrance..luckily for my sister, she ran into my dad's bathroom door to hide..so I was the only one left..
If you see the way them beat me ehen, I never knew my head was that strong to withstand bottles been smashed on it, the bottles broke..
They started demanding I bring my sister out or else they will kill me..I knew they will rape her to death if I tell them, so I refused...they started beating me again, only God knows why they didn't shoot me for refusing...the beating lasted for over an hour with no help...after dealing with me to their satisfaction..they left..then mins later vigilante came and started formin activities...my face was triple of its original size, blood all over the floor,...mehn I have never experienced that before...that night was scary...I actually thought I was dead.....


Well..my sister was greatfull for me covering up 4 her..and it happened a month to her intro... I usually tell her jokingly she owes me one that if not for me,...who knows if the fiance would have run after the own saga

a month to the intro?
I suspect her ex o

Benjaniblinks:
Sitting Down With My Friend On A Fence. Two Guys Came From No Where. Guy Give Me Ur Phone they Said (in Hausa) I Just Jejeli Give Them. My Friend Was Also Told D Same Nd He Refused. One Of Them Brought Out A Gun And Said (in Hausa) I Go Shot U O But My Friend Refuse To Relese His Phone. Boom. I Saw D Light And His Head Shattered. I Just Fell To The Other Side Of D 4foot Fence. The Happened October 8, 2017, Exactly 8:00pm. Guys I'm Still Trying To Recover From It.

JESUS this one shock me. Are you serious?

SexyDenzel:
Mine was the day I thought I have gone, I literally could see my body laying on my bed. Like the astral whatever they called it, I was white and I was leaving my body, shit scared the hell out of me meeehn I remembered my family and how sad they will be and I was like FUK IT! I'm not leaving this body I just walked back to where I was on the bed and lay exactly how my body was and Immediately I jerked back to the real world my heart was pounding so hard and fast that I can feel it hitting my chest like it wants to break my chest. That night was crazy.

cc Ivorianaija you created a thread asking of an out of body experience.
Here is it

Ivorianaija:
I was walking back from work one night by around 8 o'clock and a man was trailing behind me. I didn't think much of it until I noticed he started getting closer to me. I started walking faster, but was relieved when I felt my hand gun in my bag. Before I could open my car door he grabbed my shoulder. I was one step ahead of him. I kicked him directly in his privates, and hard. I was ready to shoot him but I drove off.

I'll never forget that night, and what could have happened if I wasn't prepared.

lol bro hope you get license?

Divay22:
When i almost got drown three times in a River..But help was always on the way..
Anytime i think back at it, i can actually feel my heart about jumping outta my body..
It was scary.


It's wasn't like this then, but this is it.

is that the river?
Mehn so beautiful and tourist attractive.
Superstitious people with their ignorance will claim there's a mermaid in that River.