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What's the source of this shi*t

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They said this day will never come

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Naija qualifying with mathematics since the inception of PDP

It just struck my head when I saw my little man's notebook with a definition of bank as a financial institution on it, I recalled is same thing I was thaught that bank is a place where money and other valuables are kept. Though its not the exact definition but thats the central idea of what a bank is, but I've never seen any one taking his box of gold or important documents or even a will to keep in the bank for safety. The only thing i know people keep in the bank is money. Ok, lets say its a definition from the western world but I've not travelled and I can't tell what it looks like over there, so I want to ask: Do people in other countries keep their valuables in the bank apart from money? Let me hear from you guys, those of you that have travelled or those of you that have actually seen or know somebody that keeps his/her valuables in the bank and the procedures if one intend to do so. What dept in the bank would you aproach for this? The screen shot below is a definition result from google, take note of the highlighted

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The purge go stop instantly

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Incase, let me do this

Garri

I have nothing to say until this is achieved

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Caseless:
dnt give him 10 kobo. Uuuseelesss pipo!

I go call my oga for you oooo . I go call crusher oo

That's where reading of body language comes into play, if you love her and she loves you and you've both got some chemistry for each other, the desire to do such will be in the both of you but its your duty to decode it since in our own part of the word, women don't make the first move even if they need it more than you do. Or if you can't read her body language, simply create a scenario that will make you kiss her. See me in my office if the problem persist

What's the source of this crap you posted

SHOPPERS:
All na wash. South Africa only wants to score a cheap point with this nonsense. You catch a guy on your friend's farm harvesting his yams and you shout thief! You then seize those yams. Now your friend comes and confirm that the guy was working for him. What remains is for you to give back the yams fast fast! Or the yams dey enter your eye ni? Olojukokoro

You rap sense bro

Caseless:
Oya nau...
Na we dey here, na we getam.

No give am 1 naira

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Ok

Wetin I dey use girls wey no get breas*t do

Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

You just killed it dear. Can I buy you a drink ? Please if you don't mind

GEJ till 2080

Don't they sow seeds, pay tithes and give offering in mosque?

femmykenny:
I disagree with u, some of the listed school are justified

Seconded!

How did the news men learn of this plot ? I thought that any thing that has to do with conspiracy should be kept secret

If that is the case, they should fix it. They are on their own

There will be a terrible out break in the U.S soon