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What nonsense!!

Crap

LoveMe4real:
white men have done a lot for white women. Black men? lemme just continue dreaming

Sister.... Nobody is stopping u from bleaching.

EnigmaticEnigma:
https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54ofv61Xh1rskeexo1_250.gif

Broda.... Take it easy!

We shall get dia one day.

MhizVeronica:
Eksu is yet to say anything abt dat


i did the screening for Eku too buh was posted to funaab

Let just wait nd see the outcome

My advice is just for you to make your credentials redy

Pls....apart from waec, what else is going to be needed for d screening/

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Olabisi onabanjo uni..architecture with 240 jamb score.

Only God knows the state of confusion am in right now. What sort of screening will Oou do since they've already conducted putme since lyk 2 months now

Na Wa oo....when boys don dey put hope say sure sure admission list go come out dis week.

Nigeria!!!!

johnwizey:
We communicate more on our whatsapp group

Add me boss
08100039428

Some girls dumb sha
kikiki..

PunkyVeer:
Why would she be getting shot at anyway? Is she in a gang, Mata Hari or Whitney Houston in the movie Bodyguard? This doesn't even make sense

good question..i will ask my girl the above

***some girls when approached and they start saying crap like how your not their type***

they be like..

'''I want a tall, huge, dark skined man. a super musculine dude that can 'catch bullets and grenades for me', and eventually die for me ok?'''


but little do they know that there's been only one creature that matches those decriptions....


king kong the gorilla...

and d most f***ed up part.....

he's an animal that didnt actully existed!

so ladies what's with yall really

hahn:
Amen. Don't worry, I'll send you some alomo in Allah's hell

jst a quick question...
hw many puzsies do u tink you will get wen u go to meet allah..?
do u tink u will get more than osama bin laden?
tanks

hahn:
Amen.

I go just light my jay for road

[quote author=hahn post=40622451]Amen.


smh

ur own hellfire eh...

na for satan personal frying pan.

amen

hahn:
I was referring to the Lord's dry gin. Amen

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i pity you
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when angels go dey carry others enter hellfire.......u na trek u go trek enter am.
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amen

Raddie:
your first is dope,
hope u ain't gat issues with ladies
humping their thing
it's all. about yooooooooou!

Nah bro

Thanx all the same

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Thats why he needs mature minds and brains on this
First to help decipher this crock of shìt then we can proceed to what he really wants us to advice him about

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Yeah dude..

Most especially professors of English.

Imagine spelling 'waste' as 'waist'.

Too many sh*ts up there..but this really got me!

Lmao!!!

No sh*t..

Op, just murdered and buried english at the same time!

R I P English

Y'all can add ur punch lines and let d fun continue!!

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...........''Ama put you on check \ like a suspected bounced check\ nah...you too fake, I just thew your ass of the desk''......

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...........''B*tch, I got ur girl on my bed / I so beat her ass..I got a black belt''......:-D

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............''Niggas tryna 'test' ever since I got in the spotlight / but me, am 4ever 'dope'..I guess I failed the test right??.....

Ok..

So I got three different punch lines.. each from three of my best diss bars.

Am just gonna let y'all rate em...let's know which you think is the best!

Ps.... Am just tryn to know how good am getting in writing 'punch lines'.am Not really a musician i just love writing rap lines with any beat that gets to me!!

What da f**k did I just read

This thread is supposed to be '' 17 ways to rape ur girlfriend while she's sleeping''...

Cos I don't get y anybody would want to do all those shitty things without ur partner's knowledge!!

Op.....I think its people lyk u buhari should probe 4 'CORRUPTION'!!

Jeez

TheHeGoat:
[img]http://truthpluslies.com/wp-content/plugins/imgsize/resize/600/wp-content/photos/goatbride.png&sg=1[/img]

Nah I aint judging u bruh
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I knw some girls are goats themselves...but its just weird seeing someone who bangs 'actual goats'

TheHeGoat:
[img]http://truthpluslies.com/wp-content/plugins/imgsize/resize/600/wp-content/photos/goatbride.png&sg=1[/img]

Nah I aint judging u bruh
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some girls are goats themselves...its just weird seeing someone who bangs 'actual goats'

TheHeGoat:
Yes, I do.

[img]http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/16c35464fd13905330c31f3baa7e5ef3/201191385/Charles+Tombe.jpg[/img]

Of course u do

TheTruth618:
I have been slapped twice by 2 different partners. Okay, the first one wasn't my gf, but we were bleeping each other. We were together by the road side, I saw two very cute gurls and went like "OMG. These gurls are dope" and the next thing black fire landed on my face.

The second one was my gf. She made a statement while we were argueing. Like "I don't even know what am doing with u" I replied. "I don't even know either" and I collected. Lol. This wasn't as embarrassing as the first because it was indoors. Funny thing they both made me laugh.

I don't even knw wat I just read...
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Dude u type lyk a chick!

TheHeGoat:
That's why I'll always prefer my goats to girls

So u sayin u bang goats

*checks his moniker*

Na wa o....don't even knw y i asked in the first place

TheHeGoat:
That's why I'll always prefer my goats to girls

So u sayin u bang goats

*checks his moniker*

Na wa o....don't even knw y asked in the first place

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]And you had to create a thread to spill this crap?
Why do people like you enjoy being this _stupid?[/color]

B*tch.....nobody forced u to view d thread
A n*gga's mb...a n*ggas time....a n*ggas opinion.
F*uck off

B*tches

My mama comes to mind !!




Me: *lying on the bed very ill and shivering*

Mum:..ah ah?? U don drink medicine?

Me: no o

Mum: why??

Me: nothing...I go drink am later

Mum; ehh?? As u dey shake lyk foul wey dem pour hot water u lyk abi?

Me: erm..........

Mum: shut up ur mouth!!

Mum: u wan die??

Me: no ma......

Mum: oya start to dey provide all d money I don spend 4 u from when u small till as u don big so....

Then u are free to die!!!