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Culture / Re: Black Girl Fights Somali Girl Cause Somali Girl Has Nice Hair by Dathommie(m): 7:47pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ajuran:




Are Bantu countries breeding grounds and lab experiments testing for new diseases?


Hehehe!!

Hey, ajuran My son....how's the advertising of your stupeed refugee mentality on the internet going?

U must have grown to become a super celebrity

Am really proud of you!

Kikikikik!!
Culture / Re: Black Girl Fights Somali Girl Cause Somali Girl Has Nice Hair by Dathommie(m): 2:38pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hehehe

Is somalia a name for animals, goats or pigs?

Bcus that's wat I seem 2 understand from ajuran's post n threads

So Can someone pls help me verify?

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani's Much Younger Lover Touches Her Private Parts In Public (photo) by Dathommie(m): 4:53pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hmmmm!!


Jst wen u thought stupeed threads such as dis, had gone extinct.......





Then....





......Dis op appears from no where!!

Smh!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: CAF U17 Championship (0 - 1) On 25th Feb 2015 by Dathommie(m): 4:57pm On Feb 25, 2015
MORNDEW:

you are realy what your sgnature said abt you. Its no longer Alampasu's set.

Hehehe....u'll never understand my signature bros..so I best advice u don't use it against me cos u jst used it against urself!!...

Anyways....as long as u read my signature b4 quotin me....







D feelin is mutual. #NoHardFellings!

Its called reverse psychology! Cheers
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: CAF U17 Championship (0 - 1) On 25th Feb 2015 by Dathommie(m): 4:33pm On Feb 25, 2015
Choii!!!!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: CAF U17 Championship (0 - 1) On 25th Feb 2015 by Dathommie(m): 4:31pm On Feb 25, 2015
Dis coach na goat

Wia him keep alampasu??
Culture / Re: Confam P.h Pidgin/slangs Here !! Rep Ur Area In P.h!! by Dathommie(m): 10:40pm On Feb 08, 2015
Lwkmd!!

Senior men wida na u na??

@benHELOHIM paddy man wida na, d thread never go any wia u don begin shw arab!!
Sports / AFCON 2015: Nigerians, Come South Africa V Ghana Who Would U Support? by Dathommie(m): 10:03pm On Jan 20, 2015
Now, following both south africa's and ghana's first match on nairaland, I saw how nigerians ( including myself ) wanted both countries to loose badly..

Its understandable cos we and Ghana, have always been rivals nt jst in football, also regional rivals so its obvious we support their rivals ( abi na lie? ) while south africa were of course D ones dat ended our dream of qualifying, so who go wan support dem??

Now, knowing dat both countries are 2 face off soon, I decided 2 knw d thoughts of my fellow nigerians on NL cos me, I don't even knw who to support, I jst wish both countries loose dat same match but unfortunately, there has 2 b a winner.

So my people, who una go support??
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2015 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2014 by Dathommie(m): 8:19pm On Jan 19, 2015
But come o..

Una sure say na d algeria wey play world cup dey play so?

Enemy no 1 ( ghana ) don go down, make dem no jonzz to commot enemy no 2 o
( Banana banana )!
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2015 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2014 by Dathommie(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2015
Damn!!
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2015 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2014 by Dathommie(m): 8:00pm On Jan 19, 2015
Hehehehe...

...... And drillin awaits banana banana!!
Culture / Re: Confam P.h Pidgin/slangs Here !! Rep Ur Area In P.h!! by Dathommie(m): 7:44pm On Jan 15, 2015
anibi9674:
.i b estate boi . full time town boy





na enitonna or comprehensive u go?
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2015
Maakhir:


I'm dumbfounded by your stupidity right now.

I really don't know what to say. Frankly I'm flabbergasted by your stupidity and fortunately for you I do not have the time to discuss things with imbeciles.


Kikikikiki!!

Of course u were dumbfounded, aren't u dumb already, u castrated imp?

Hehehe.....I thought u said class dismissed, or ar u takin me on extra classes?

So its nw u knw u don't have time 2 discuss? B*tch we've nt been discussin, Its called arguing, cos I can't imagin myself discussin wit a low lyf such as ur self!

So run along boy, n go figure out hw u would b gettin a green card in europe to better ur sorry refugee asss!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 1:33pm On Jan 15, 2015
Maakhir:




Dumb f*cktard in the first sentence I was mocking you, even the most moronic, imbecilic person could have noted that.

That's your first lesson. Class dismissed


Hehehe!!

Oh....why mock ur student, I thought u were correctin me or was dat hw u were taught? So all somalian teachers mock dia students. Hw sad!

Its kinda obvious of course, or isn't dat y they leave school 2 become terrorist ri n pirates? Or dreaming of hidin in a wrecked boat headin 4 europe jst bcus dey mocked by dia teachers? Oh, hw sad!

Class dismissed professor, u've really taught me a lot abt ur people.

Next time, we'll go thru ABC, cos dat was wat I wanted u 2 teach me bt instead u decided to take nt jst me but d whole class ( thread users ) u n ur people's stupidity.

Thanks professor. I've Really learnt a lot!! grin
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 1:05pm On Jan 15, 2015
Maakhir:


Let me edit this for you so that it will be intelligible for anyone who tries to read such nonsense.

Hahaha!!

What a retard*d f*cktard!!

No, I don't know what I school looks like, that's why I want you to start classes with you professor. (You cannot begin a sentence with and) lets start with your definition of what a school is? What do you say Professor?

I say you should go learn how to spell before you try calling anyone else uneducated f*cktard.

Hehehe!!

Wow..*gives him a round of applause*

''I don't know what I school looks like, that's why I want you to start classes with you'' really? I said dat? Aren't you suppose 2 b d one schooling me? Did u even read wat u jst typed?

I guess it sounded intelligent 2 u cos of course you're an illiterate already!

N did I write anything like ''slow poke'' ( who's d foool nw huh? )

Well done professor. I got 2 give it 2 u, u must have thru a lot of research 2 come up with dis brilliance!

Nw take me thru ABC. then later, de
Fine school. Wat u say professor??

Kikikiki

Somalia's first class illiterate refugee intelligence at it's best!!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 11:58am On Jan 15, 2015
Maakhir:


Well they'd sound a whole lot smarter than you do Mr. Gallivants B*tch.

And thats insulting coming from a guy who still doesn't know how to spell like, how, that, are, etc.

I'd be surprised if you ever even saw the interior of a school


Hahaha!!

Wat a retarrded fucktarrd!!

No, I don't knw wat a school looks lyk, dats y I want 2 start classes with u professor. N let's start with u definin wat a school is? Wat u say professor?
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 11:25am On Jan 15, 2015
Maakhir:




I have never read anywhere that somalis are slave b*tch boy and I never will, bring some evidence before you talk out of your rear end

ad learn how to spell you stupid f*ck


Hahaha!!

Dude, can u not act stupeed jst 4 a sec?

I don't need no evidence, u ar d evidence already, cos since u can't rightfully defend dat u n ur fellow somali brethrens are modern day refugee slaves, it jst go out 2 shw d world dat u ar slaves. By d way, hw do u think urself n d refugee somalis in europe survive? Isn't it by doin chores n work n even get maltreated by white man jst 2 get a slice of bread? Wat do u call dat smart boy?

Hehehe....wen u defeated a fool in an argument n tries to b stupeed by tryin 2 change d topic! So nw its gone 2 who can spell right?

Hey professor, I think i would lyk 2 learn ur refugee illiterate spellin skills since I can't seem 2 spell words correctly. U mind takin me thru ABC first? Hahahaha!!

Wat a retarded person!!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 9:16am On Jan 15, 2015
If Axum n his right hand puppet ( maakhir.shiit. Haha!! ) Dat exhibits dia stupeedity to d world on d internet, ar d most educated somalis

I jst got 2 wonder hw less educated n uneducated somalis would sound lyk in reality!

Kikikiki!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 8:48am On Jan 15, 2015
Maakhir:


Funny thing is there are no records of somali slaves ever.

Check the web, go through the whole web you won't find anything on somalis having been slaves,

so sit down,grab a book and try to learnyour ABC's you slowpoke befor talking about somalis


Hahahahaha,,,!!!

Wen I call u a first class somalian refugee illiterate, I meant it!!

Who's talkin abt history??

Am talkin about present day, u foool or can't u read? Oh, I forgot u ar still learnin hw 2 read in d refugee education centre set up by d white man in europe 2 educate ur sorry slave ass!!

I never argued somalis were slaves, am sayin somalis are slaves! Get it, refugee boy!!

Even African Americans dat were historically slaves taken 2 america enjoy more freedom in a country dat isn't historicall theirs dan somalis dat are both slaves n refugees in dia own country!

How fuucked!!!

Hehehehehehehehe!!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 8:18am On Jan 15, 2015
axum:


Where was all this warrior blood when your people were traded as property by every race on earth, including Somalis.


kikikikiki!!

and lyk i said, fast forward 2 21st century....

while buntus are busy livin free lives somalis are busy migratin 2 europe 2 b slaves 4 d white man in d name of lookin 4 a beter life cos country is fuccked!!!

n u knw d funny part abt it, its no longer d white man goin 4 d slaves its nw d slaves goin 2 d /white man...hehe on a modern civilised era!!

somalis takin slavery 2 a whole new level!!!

hahaha.....#somalis redefinin slavery!!!!
Culture / Re: Confam P.h Pidgin/slangs Here !! Rep Ur Area In P.h!! by Dathommie(m): 8:00pm On Jan 14, 2015
anibi9674:
wida u cappin careless na . we go scale u o. i rep Aggrey estate


correct boi. so aboi, which one u b. water side or street boi?
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 2:36pm On Jan 14, 2015
Maakhir:


Check for yourself, all the piracy in west africa is nigerian piracy on oil exports.

Fool, they were talking about it on this very forum and I'll find the thread and get back to you on which city it was.

There are many somalis in somalia.

Boko Haram terrorises two states in Nigeria while Al-Shabaab only does so to one.



Kikikikiki!!

Ok agreed. Al shabab operates in one state in somali n managed 2 over run d hole oda states n country frm dat same one state, while boko haram operates in 2 states bt still haven't had them under control 4 yrs. hw ironic!

did u hear urself ''all d piracy in west africa is nigerian piracy on oil exports'' n dat was based on ur research, huh professor? Hahahaha!!

U jst prove hw dumb u ar each time u try 2 prove nt been dumb!!

D only somalis remainin in somalia dat d world knws is al shabab, except u are talkin abt d refugees dat are tryin 2 hide in a wrecked boat in dia millions fleein 2 europe n dyin in d process, again n again n again!!!

Hehehehehe!!

Somalian sh*t!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 1:55pm On Jan 14, 2015
Maakhir:


@Gallivants b*tch

Truth be told all of West Africas piracy is in Nigeria so I'm comparing somalia to Nigeria

Boko Haram just attacked a major city in Nigeria and tried to overrun it fagg*t and Al-Shabaab is only in one state of somalia (Banaadir)

Nope, terrorism is more active in Nigeria than in Somalia currently

You are living in a obsidian house.

Thank you for proving how dumb you are to the world


Hahahahaha....jst wen u thought foools lyf dis had gone extinct!!

Oh so nw nigeria is d whole of west africa?? Really? Wat amazes me, is hw u go such length nt only shwin ur stupeedity bt also provin worthless points!

N which major city in nigeria did boko haram ''tried 2 over run''? Do u even knw wat a ''major city'' is? U call small towns n villages major cities, I guess dat wat dey are in smolia since u don't hav any major city so u call ur towns n villages cities. Dude....I can c d weed u smoked last week has begun 2 take effect!!

Even d most boko haram operative state's capital hasn't even had any attempt of been over ran. Wat would u call dat, a village?

Of course terrorism is more active dan somalia, isn't somalia already over ran n its citizens fleein in millions 2 europe n dyin in d process? Who are al shabab goin 2 terrorise? Hehehe!!

Foool!!

Kikikiki!!!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 1:15pm On Jan 14, 2015
Maakhir:


Gallivants little b*tch

West African Piracy is now the worst piracy in Africa
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-30024009


Deal with Boko Haram you little sh*t instead of focusing on somalia,

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


Heheheheh!!!

Somalia's first class refugee dork!!

I can c u've jst recently enrolled on a refugee illiterate's education centre in europe right? Kikikiki, keep d study up boy!!

Dis is jst 2 shw hw stupeed ur refugee self is! So after go thru d stress of doin research jst 2 prove one worthless point, u came up wit d conclusion 2 compare a whole region ( west africa ) 2 somalia? Hahaha! Nice one professor!

I bet somalia comes 2nd in d whole of Africa after d whole of west africa right? So which litterally makes somalia d no 1 in africa, country wise ( not regional wise u foool! ). Hahaha, lyk I said, keep d study up, u'll soon get there!!


acts still remains dat somalia is both world pirates n terrorist capital. N foool,i don't need 2 deal wit boko haram cos am no terrorist lyk u and dats somtin our able military is doin 4 me u sh*t!

Talkin abt glass house. They are 36 states in my country n boko haram ar only jst operatin in 2 states which of course they haven't been able 2 over run, cos our self reliant mighty military are fightin hard, so they use d ''hit n run'' tactic den flee 2 neigbourin countries. Unlike somalia, wia common terroris control not only ur entire country but even ur government!

So tell me professor, who's livin in d glass house?? Piece of sh*t!!

Somalia, world refugee terrorist/pirates capital!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 6:46pm On Jan 13, 2015
ArtanK:


What a class A prick. I won't even bother with you since you're just repeating the same load of crap you said earlier. The facts are that Nigeria has surpassed the whole of East Africa in terms of terrorism and piracy. Pay more attention to that instead of ruining a thread that is dedicated to the recovery of the Pearl of the Indian Ocean.


Kikikikikiki!!

Wat a class A+ refugee imp!

Really? N dat was based on ur research right?? Funny cos I though somalia, d world refugee terrorist capital was toping d chart on africa on terrorism, piracy, starvation, n drownin in high seas? Guess d thoughts are mutual!!

N who told u they are pirates in nigeria? 4 real? Or is dat wat ur somalia pirates capital is plannin 2 introduced 2 us jst as dey did wit terrorism??

Foool!! Better tink of hw 2 get a green card n better ur refugee ass in europe n 4get abt ur sh*t somalia cos its dead!!

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Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 5:24pm On Jan 13, 2015
axum:



Go die of HIV AIDS, When I become president of Somalia, she will leave the AFRICAN UNION, and all the Bantu countries who sent soldiers to Somalia will be charged with War crimes.

The fact a Nigggggger was on Somali soil is a war crime.


Hahahahaha

Who even needs somalia, a world terroris refugee caliphate capital in dis world nt 2 talk of africa or d AU??

N which legislation will u use in chargin them n on which budget?? Oh I forgot, Of course sharia law, aren't u a terrorist already?!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 5:05pm On Jan 13, 2015
ArtanK:


People flee from conflict zones... Big deal.

Somalis started terrorism in Africa? When did those Boko Haram lunatics start killing people in Nigeria again? wasn't it 2002?

Jihadis first touched down in Somalia in 2006. You terrorist! grin

Somalia isn't the only poor country that receives aid from the west, most African countries do, that's how their presidents pocket most of the money while the rest of the country is starving.

Kikikikikiki

A refugee terrorist callin anoda person a terrorist! am guessin u jst found ur green pastures in europe dats y u ar a little bit exposed 2 d internet right??

So u knw ur country is poor, wow! U jst exposed ur country, Axum must b really mad at u nw, hehehe!

Dis foool is comparin an islamic caliphate lyk somalia to naija.....if d killins wasn't dat much y does an average somalian dream gettin out of dat sh*t hole to europe n dyin in d process??

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Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 4:36pm On Jan 13, 2015
ArtanK:


So you think Somalia is the only country in the world who received help from foreigners?
Other nations pledged their sons and their sons get paid lucratively by the EU.

There is more terrorism and piracy activity in Nigeria than in the whole of East Africa. Fact.


Hehehehe

No, bt is d only country still recievin help for lyk decades of yrs. Don't u get tired of recievin help?

Did u knw somalia started dis hole terrorism tin in africa? Africa would b a better place without dat sh*t called somlia...fact!!

Bt at least our country is not over ran by terrorist. N thousands if nt millions of our citizens fleeyin everyday to europe or oda countries 4 greenier pastures by sea n dyin in d process. Fact!!

Somalia, a country of refugees by refugees!!

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Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 4:08pm On Jan 13, 2015
ArtanK:


LOL you are talking out of your arse mate.

Puppet entities that have regular meetings with government officials? The last meeting took place last month in Djibouti, the one before that was when the ex PM visited Puntland and received a welcome fit for a king lol. Jubbaland sought the help of Kenya to liberate the land from Alshabab then pledged its allegiance to the Somali gov, Kenya merely guarded the conferences in Kismayu. grin
Large chunks of the so-called foreign armies in Somalia are ethnic Somalis from Ethiopia and Djibouti, plus the Amisom mandate runs out in 2016.

If this conversation was about the shi.thole you're from, the irony would have been hilarious considering that Somalia is recovering from a long civil war and your joke of a country is not.


Hahahahah!!

recoverin by d help frm oda nations budget n military?

Didn't they tell u we ar fightin our fights by ourselves wit no international help, n our nation isn't over ran by terrorist lyk urs.

Somali, world terrorist centre!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 4:02pm On Jan 13, 2015
Maakhir:


The truth doesn't hurt but I'm a patient person. I'll let you and your friend instigate this.

Kikikiki!!
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 3:50pm On Jan 13, 2015
Maakhir:
Now I'm gonna follow my own advice and ignore dumb trolls like yourself cheesy

Find something more productive to do with your sad life


Kikikikiki

Truth hurts right?
Culture / Re: The New Mogadishu by Dathommie(m): 2:57pm On Jan 13, 2015
gallivant:


Hahaha! You killing me.Their women have no time for wigs too busy being quran reading housewives and domestic helps all over the world.

Kikikikiki!!.... ''Domestic helps all over d world''.....*Dead*
grin

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