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Preshie:
1. I have a twin brother.
2. I am a first class student.
3. I don't have a favourite food.

number 2 is a lie...

jacksparrow1207:
No1 is lie

U wrong bro...

1) I hate indomie
2) I hav a beautiful sister
3) ama game freak

MsNas:
I would be ecstatic if I had this weather right now

Well, consider it ur lucky day hon... coz I was jst lukin for who to share dis swt sensation wit.
*cuddles d blanket

Reason behind d explosion of childbirths in d mnths of September/October. [img][/img]

MacMaster01:
hey we hv d same test.. do u hv an Msc?

No Sir, I dont yet hav an MSc. But do u?
Nice meetin u. So, any idea watz goin to befall us over dia?

Pls roomies.... does anybody has any information abt how d GE assessment center is conducted?
I really need ur contributions.

juanmata:
I went for I.T assessment, Just normal maths few physics n Elect ques

Tanx Buddie...

Manager190:
Have you answered it and send to them atleast to know what they have to say?

Nah, I dint do for dis one though. But I answered d same interview questions for a similar scam coy named "Watson Fuels" (London based too) Den dey started requestin for me payin for ma work permit for workin in London n stuffs.
I tried all d numbers, all fake.
U may try it out if u doubt me.
All, I wud say is.... watch out though.

Big time SCAM
I got d same msg n attachment last wk.
Luks too fake.
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juanmata:
Yes my dear, ge is organised. They gave a lecture about the company, had a written test then they called the result, encouraged those who didn't scale through not to lose hope n feel free to apply next time. Then we (6 that passed ) Had to wait behind for some time, had lunch n Wait again then Went in for a face to face interview, were they asked us about power ( What we know about it ), our skills, hobby n other questions on power too. We left around 4:15 probably they will get back to us later for our letters.

Pls, if u dont mind me askin, wat d pattern of question for d written test?
I hav been scheduled for an assessment centre on jan 07. Operation Management Leadership Trainee Programme.
Am an engineering graduate too.

https://www.nairaland.com/mimiejacobz

OP, how cud u hav missd ma crush

Psalmpy:
Y10
i love it

U mean... Z10 ?
Well, an awesome fone it is. But, battery is far below par, Z30 or Q10 ar most recommended.

gottoboy:
How A Man Withdraws Cash From
The ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How A Woman Withdraws Cash
From The ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for sheet with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Count it
14) Count it again!
15) Re-count it again oo
16) Go to car
17) Check makeup
18) Start car
19) Stop car
20) Run back 2 the ATM
21) Take ATM card
22) Back 2 car
23) Check makeup
24) Start car
25) Check makeup
26) Drive for a mile
27) Release HAND BRAKE.

Kindly Add Anyone I Left Out...

(28) Sees anoda woman friend overtakin her on d drive way
(29) Yells out but ofcoz she wasn't heard
(30) Becomes confused where to press for a "honk"
(32) Pulls over
(33) Checks for d car instruction manual
(34) Reads "how to honk"
(35) Drops d booklet n continues in hot pursuit, drivin roughly like Agent Smith
(36) Gets close to d vehicle of d chase n.....







...Presses "Volume Up"

kristina1:
I dont do dat,cause there is nothing there to shake.
#teamflatbutt.

Hmmm...

mimiejacobz:
63milla na Im only one man carry from him pocket dash person and no be adachi or launching him do to raise the bar,Kai nig is blessed

Nigerians are rated 2nd most generous pple in Africa n 21st in d world. What more can prove dat?

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pinkiecutie:

through igbo smoking ahbi? 

Even 'yoruba' smokin contribute too...

Well, I neva knew dat dose red-lips stuff cud b a major selling-point, till I got to d university.

I alwaiz catch a lot of girls absent-mindedly staring at ma lips rather. Alot confessd crushing ova, some even askd how I got dem, n am like.... well, y'knw... it doesn't come easy, its d reward for bein a gud kisser of alot of Angels, datz-how

Well, but dose remaind ma glory daiz coz now I've almost lost d color already. SMH!

San2ski:
I think you defined it right but upside down.

Dont tink so...
Check dese out http://www.caranddriver.com/features/the-physics-of-oversteer-feature

http://www.carthrottle.com/oversteer-vs-understeer-explained-the-top-gear-way/

zinaLPF:
Good information, but I still dont know the difference between oversteer and understeer.

Oversteer is a situation particular
to rear-wheel drive vehicles mostly (eg Mercedes Benz n most Super Cars) coz as power comes from behind, n d vehicle tries to shuffle a corner at a relatively gud speed, d front obeys but d rear slides instead in a kind of a drift movement which at a worst case, d car turns totally all d way back (U-turn).

Understeer on d oda hand, is a case for front wheel drive vehicles (eg most Honda, Toyota etc). Power comes frm d front axle as its also responsible for cornering at d same time. D front wheels in dis case slips which means, it appears steered but d car goes more of straight rather.
At worst case, d car goes straight even wit d cornerd-lukin front wheels.

[quote author=mimiejacobz post=28404007][/quote]But seriously, how comes u ar not d Miss Nairaland?
Damn... I luv wat I saw.

mimiejacobz:
Shez fyn facially n bodily

If really dat is u on ur moniker, den I prefer to keep starin at ur profile dan to luk at dis molue dat OP brought as topic.
#MaOpinion

Guy, OP I tried dis same stuff last week twice, n even after receiving d msg dat I wud b removed in 24hrs, dese MTN pple still kept bugging wit dia unsolicited msgs as usual witout removing me. Even up till now.

Very Brilliant piece OP, a wonderful enlightenment dat shud take to FrontPage for knwledge sake.

walcolm:
you can do that for a maximum 3 subs before you have to wait for a renewal on expiration

Tanx for d added info, I neva knew dat b4.

simdam500:
Good tho... I'm done with my subscription in less than 3weeks and now i cant wait for d validity date. My que is; is it possible for me load a thousand naira now and will be given my normal 3gb Abeg

Sure!!! Weneva ur subscription finishes u can load anada 1k n re-subscribe again witout havin to wait till d validity period elapses. Infact dats d reason why I dont even take note of d validity period given to me. So long as d GLO *777*21# works I load anytime ma data finishes.

dkings101:
Load 1k and dial *777*21#

Thot dis is d subscribtion for glo BB10 fones. (coz dats wat I use on BB Z30)

Is it also functional on Androids too?

Really?? Scarr is female? How?

scarr:
BlackBerry Z 0.5