₦airaland Forum

honeydear: lol...very well datkoded. how are you?

Am fine o.... Just dere jare.

traecey: abi o

Traecey u too like food... u don hear noodles u don rush quote lol

macuwon: bros i dey oo... I bin qo help dat old man samguine recover him 'crush' (adaekube).. But she no stil greee

Na wa o..... ok na. Na to knack akpako for d crush head and carry am go house like cavemen o.

Samguine: I am Samgine. Not Oga Samguine. The Oga makes me feel ooooold
How was your night btw?

You are talking like dose sugar mummy eyeing their gate man.... They'll be like
""Sugarmummy: Akpan dear,
Akpan: Oga Madam good morning ma.
Sugarmummy: Ah now, Stop calling me madam joor. Madam is making me look old, Call me miss B"
Akpan: Sorry madam, em I mean miss B""

Samguine: By the way, you no see better name call fine geh na noodles..common #30 noodles
Why don't you call her Honeydear diamond or Honeydear Bugatti or Honeydear Maybach.

Because I no talk honeydear pasta?.... lol

Samguine: Honeydear....from being someone's baby to being someone's noodles . I admire your personality sweetheart

Hahahahahahaha commot hia... honeydear don't mind this weyrey samguine. Noodles av different meaning and urs is not d one dey eat

Samguine: Osemua8 na boss of bosses. You don't see him, He sees you

Macuwon don piss for bed again. Him dey clear bush for backyard as punishment

Hahahahahahaha which day macuwon wan commot from dis piss sef? E be like na to carry am go dump for babalawo quarters make e chill with the gods for one week o.
Osemua8 I snipe u sha....

Oga samguine what's d level na? Where macuwon and osemu8? How are you guys?

Honeydear noodles how are u dis morning? ?

Prixxy7 and traecey will be online and dey'll neva holla at their homeboy. This thing you are doing, There's God o. Lol. Hope you guys are gud.

REDBUNNY: Good morning housemates,hope y'all slept well? I heard from someone that I can buy any colour of waist bag,she said it must not be white. How true is this? Please how is life in ogun state? I've never being there but I think that's where I will do my NYSC. Is the state ok? In terms of good houses,road,food,electricity etc.

Any colour.... Just ordered for one on ebay sef. Lol

femoboy: Guys hope wl be allowd 2 watch ball in the camp cos I can't miss the start of the Epl since nysc is August..I nid ur response

Beta get a good browsing fone or a dstv walka

Good morning guys... 18 more days to call up number. 18 more days to know if u were scammed trying to influence ur posting ... hope you guys slept well? Wish you all the best. Make i go buy my Black tinker box hehehe, bornu on my mind.... since y'all don't wanna go dere, dat means dere would be d best place to go. Free food, work, houses, chibok gurls, can go chill with the big boys, help em make bombs. At least my Talent will not waste.

Weselion: Ok I agree, no profs in polytechnics but I want to ask, if a professor lectures me, will it make me know the course more or what?

Yes.... next question please.

akpur1: Poly this uni dat. Ave been 2both there is more work there than the universities. You can never compare Fed poly auchi to uniport,unilag,unical,delsu,convenat,bells,landmark,Rsust,AAU etc. Cos federal poly auchi is second best tetiary institution in Nigeria and best polytechnic in Africa. Where were universities?

Lol...... auchi and unilag?? You talk dis one sha

Page 150? Hope say na beta things una dey yarn since.... lemme go and start reading from were I left. Happy Sunday guys

Shuga jay: Hahahahha... Una no go kill me oo... U re free

Lol, very powerful pic

olaoyekemi: Let me be the first to wish u all a lovely morning,may 2day b a fruitful day for us all.

Good morning dear... had a bad dream. So am fully awake.

REDBUNNY: Very bad habit. We need to change

Lmao.. I swear down we really need to.

monsieur OVO: @ALL the waist pouch is 1k,your tennis shoe is 1k,make una no forget touch light oo,mosquito net or insect repellant.also una anti malarial drogs nd pain killers.we all will go nd come back better and stronger.I Ave spent so far like 50k I still dey buy.

50k hmmmm.. hope say u no buy mattress and pillow join? Lol

REDBUNNY: . I don't even know when I will do mine.

Lol, thought it was only me.. I have dat spirit of doing things at d last minute. Lol bad habit

Samguine: Thanks

Happy birthday bro..... sorry for the wait.

osemu8: well planned they will go a whole lot to save u from stress in camp,

and enough to distribute to thieves in the camp...

kennygee: Bring your pop corn and soda.

they are here already... lol.

kennygee: I'm booking this space to comment after the match.

Hahahahahahaha i swear, me too... shift for me

sodiqyinka: hello house, do anyone know if one can still be mobilised if ones name was omitted from the mob list but was re-sent along with the correction list... called DSA in my school(u.I) on Friday and I was told my name was one of the names sent for corrections. The thing is I don't want to be disappointed again...

Hmmmmmm.... don't wanna kill ur hopes bro, maybe ur case might be different. Dey told me d same story when the march callup number came up, dey gave me false hope nd later broke my heart.. its just dat if ur name fails to appear in the first list, chances are really slim. Except your leg long reach abuja, shey u know what I mean. Just keep praying sha, ur case might be different.

Smeeky: All join...u wan use the( __ )collect money for USA
#scene of a Nigerian govt worker#

Lol... na make me no see d mention. Anyhow sha... how u dey?

prixxy7: Gud to see U̶̲̥̅̊ guys again. Both d former active members and d "ghost mode" members dat r surfacing nw . U̶̲̥̅̊ r all welcome bk.* e-hugs*

Hmmmm can I say I missed u? Or naaah

cutiepie01: ATTENDANCE FOR SUNDAY,29TH OF JUNE 2014.
The rule remains the same,answer present ma if u hear your name,failure to do so will attract a fine of #500 which will be collected by smeeky.
Kennykg
Osemu8(My good friend)
AdaEkube
Ptoocool
Dat-koded
Olaoyekemi
Ismolicious
Whyt-Jane
Bacteriocin
Macuwon(Ajebutter)
Chykmoni
Banttieman(Bounce into greatness)
Slimz10
Mikedimeji
Traecey
Zerray(minister of info.)
God's favourite
Phiszo
Luvlycute
Samguine(women affairs minister)#Picks Race b4 e go beat me.Hehe#
Greenbunny.Sorry,redbunny
Smeeky(My inspirer on NL)
Meeky
Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo(Oyel money)
Raystar96(my admirer)
Noordean
Azyd
Ojestas(Jesty bobo)
Ifyzo(my love)
Rhazur(Results must surely cancel insults)
Suyamaster(Hmmm,commentus reserved)
Darkchocolate(Omalichaa,Nwanyiocha)
His Excellencie
Valentinooo
Enimoney(Owo loun soro)
Hamzeiy
Siegfried
Buksich
Bentonmaye
Adaekube
Ajasa4link
Nellcy now enellcy
Yorex2011
Ikescope
Prixxy7

Present but it's dat_koded

cutiepie01: Thats where i used to wish to serve b4 my final yr in schl.But i learnt dat d cost of living there is very high,had 2 change my mind.Now,its any favourable state in SW i want,den SS is d 2nd choice.

It's a place filled with job opportunities though... The high standard of living is only in ph. Ph is just a city there, the other parts of rivers are pretty cool to live nd work.

seye15627: We are going dere together

Confirm matas bro.. I greet you microsoftly

zeb04: Anyone intending to serve in Akwa ibom here?

Akwaibom sha... u guys are many here. Almost everyone