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Romance / Re: Masturbation: Advantages And Disadvantages by datkoded(m): 4:44am On Jul 06, 2016
katyeee:
ehhhen what
lol
Romance / Re: Masturbation: Advantages And Disadvantages by datkoded(m): 4:44am On Jul 06, 2016
Nina4u:
Whether you whack your weed or polish the pearl, you’ve probably been told it’s unhealthy and can even cause blindness and infertility....not true ..lol For example, endorphins released during an orgasm can decrease our perception of pain, especially reducing menstrual cramping for women. With the help of the hormone prolactin, which is linked to sleep, women are more likely to feel exhausted and get a good night’s sleep.
Meanwhile, men can also benefit from masturbating by reducing the occurrence of a cold and the risk of prostate cancer. A study found components of the immune system are activated during masturbation, increasing the number of white blood cells in the bloodstream. Male solo sessions might also help reduce prostate cancer due to high ejaculation frequency... Apart from the medical benefits, masturbation has emotional and psychological benefits. It is a good mood elevator and an excellent stress buster. It also helps improve sexual relationship with yourself as well as your partner.
It is important to not view masturbation as something immature and shameful. It is something very normal which sexually active people do. It is not a bad thing and should not be viewed as a taboo. Masturbation has good effects on your body and mind. But the main catch in it is not to be doing it like a neurotic fixation. If that part is under control, just go ahead and do it.
Thank you...... smiley
Romance / Re: Masturbation: Advantages And Disadvantages by datkoded(m): 4:42am On Jul 06, 2016
It's funny when pipo say masturbation causes quick release, 70% of the time the reverse is actually the case. It cause delayed ejaculations or no ejaculations at all. Reasons been that the male organ is already used to the texture of the hand and less sensitive, most times you could have sex all u want but you can only cum thru wanking or hand job from ur partner. The solution is simply abstaining from sex and sexual activities like masturbation, this will build the sensation around it. The longer the abstainance the better grin

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Romance / Re: My Ex Has Wrecked Me by datkoded(m): 4:31am On Jul 06, 2016
The last 7 line just spoil the whole gist undecided

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Who Will Create Images For My Blog Articles? by datkoded(m): 10:49am On Jul 02, 2016
What's the deal? @lifesolutions
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by datkoded(m): 1:16am On Jun 30, 2016
Hello guys, I have been following this thread for a while and I must say as a silent observer, you guys a doing a great job and I wish you all nothing but the best smiley I submitted my application via paper route on the 26th of may and up till today I haven't gotten any mail from vfs. I mean that acknowledgement or confirmation mail u normally get from CIC that your application has been received. But when I tracked my application with the tracking number that was given to me in the office I discovered that my application is already being processed in Accra. I checked my email address in the forms and it's correct. Little things like this will start making someone think whether he or she is on the right path or not undecided... Biko has this happened to anyone before?

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Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by datkoded(m): 12:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
Reetha:

I applied via paper route. msc at the university of British Colombia. dese r d documents I submitted

all cic documents
international passport
photocopy of data page of passport
original police clearance cert
photocopy of nysc, birth, bsc and waec certs
2 unconditional letter of acceptance
original letter of introduction from the office I did internship
cv
2 passport photos
photocopy of transcript

letter of sponsorship (my mum is my sponsor)
photocopy of mum's id card front and back
retirement letter
promotion letter
appointment letter
marriage cert (bcuz her appointment letter shows her maiden name)
6 months payslip
6 months SOA original n 1 photocopy (1.4 million balance)
fixed deposit cert (7 million)
original letter of reference 4rm bank
affidavit of sponsorship

I didn't include SOP, birth certs of all family members and official fee schedule.


Exact same thing with me... And here I was feeling down cos I hear everyone say SOP is important and I didn't submit because I wasn't aware. Well the only difference btw ur docs and mine is that I didn't submit her account statement because i felt it would complicate things because it had only 900k in it. So it was just the fixed deposit certificate of 10m which will be due by August, an introductory letter from the bank, her tax clearance form, and a guarantor statement by her with her company's name and other details, affidavit of sponsorship and all my personal docs including the admission letter, nysc, bsc and waec cert. I hope I get considered in Jesus name
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by datkoded(m): 3:35pm On Jun 27, 2016
Arcayo:
[b]
LIST OF TRV HOPEFULS (FALL 2016)

[b]1. Cjrex501;march 30, U of Rcc Toronto, PGC,
Online
2. Bjstarpex; march 03, mun, Masters, paper
route,Medical request
3. Folafetty: March 23, Niagara College, paper
route
4. horlami2: March 20th, Georgian college,
Upfront med, PGC, Online
5. Thedreamchaser: April 7, conestoga, PGC,
Online
6. Opeyeminas: April 7 Conestoga, pgd, paper route, Upfront medicals
7. Snoop4dem; April 11 , Univ of Victoria,
masters, paper route MEDICALS
8. CassetteBoy: April 11th. UofT. Masters. Online route.
9. Grandcommander April 13, Conestoga
College, PGC, Paper route, Upfront Medicals.
10. wayaa007: April 19, Georgian college, PGC,
paper route
11. burrytee: April 19, conestoga, Pgc paper route, upfrnt medical.
12. penitential: April 20: Conestoga college, PGC, paper route.
13. Deda3103: April 26th MSc, Uni of Saskatchewan, online route
14. Ajibade001 April 27 M.Sc. Online
University of Saskatchewan.
15. qwertyasdf May 03, University of
Saskatchewan, PhD, Paper route, upfront
medicals. Medical passed
16. Rhegina May 4 U of M, masters paper route upfront medicals
17. 3jays: May 20th, PGC, Georgian college, online route, upfront medicals
18. greatlifeis89:May 24, Seneca, PGC, Paper route. Upfront Medicals
19. Ayoadeoyatokun: May 25, Seneca, PGC,Paper route
20. tangled: May 26 Umanitoba MBA, Online route, Upfront medicals
21. aliACCA :May 26 U of M, masters paper route upfront medicals
22. Matthew2120: June 1st, Masters, Paper route, Centennial college ,
23. emma4eva: June 3 MEng, Online. Ryerson University
24. Ikcbn: June 10th Niagara college, paper route. Medical (Passed)
25. abmendozer: June 13, Masters, Paper route, Geogian College
26. Ymc007: June 14, masters, paper route, Dalhousie University
27. Giov: June 16th Brandon University, Masters Paper Route. Upfront Medicals
28. Arcayo: June 19th PGC, Conestoga online route, upfront medicals [/b]
Dat_koded: May 26th, Adv Dip, Seneca College,Paper Route
Properties / Re: Help Someone Wants To Steal Our Land... by datkoded(m): 8:41am On Jun 27, 2016
innobarca:
you have a land for many years and all these years u dont have money and none of u thought of selling part of it to develop the remaining part?and now u need money to fight for land.
My father told me that landed property is good but he never told me to keep a land and die a poor man.

GOD will help you ....lesson.
keeping a land for a long time when one is poor only happens in the villages in this century.
seriously?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by datkoded(m): 10:34am On Jun 25, 2016
SmooshCHN:
Mhen!!! This guy haff burst my head finish cheesy These are awesome I must say.
lol been seeing ur work bruv, you awesome yourself

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by datkoded(m): 8:51am On Jun 25, 2016
Have you even been deep in the woods after the rain? Or peceived the smell of grass after a downpour You know the nature feel right? smiley This was taken after the rains

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by datkoded(m): 8:38am On Jun 25, 2016
Here are two photos of same tree taken at two different time of the year and 3 months apart.... Other later I took last month.. Follow my I.G to see more and I'll follow back @iamjust_jojo smiley

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Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by datkoded(m): 8:37pm On Jun 21, 2016
Itannooluwa:
lwkmd.....looks like a saw
Lmao why evils? cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by datkoded(m): 8:32pm On Jun 21, 2016
Victorwise:
this is her boyfriend
the one with the cap or the other?
Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by datkoded(m): 8:30pm On Jun 21, 2016
written:




Its not fair to point this out ; I just have to look at ma table/ drawer if the face starts turning faint. Got to loose that drawer
Lmao you are not helping at all cheesy cheesy cheesy
Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by datkoded(m): 8:28pm On Jun 21, 2016
asodane:
Most of you calling that guy ugly no fine reach him
lol abeg no make me laugh
Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by datkoded(m): 8:28pm On Jun 21, 2016
goingape:
alien vs predator grin
lol more like SAW
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by datkoded(m): 7:45pm On Jun 21, 2016
penitential:
Guy calm dowm. There are people here who applied before you and are yet to receive medical call-up mail. My application will be is 9 weeks now and am yet to receive any medical mail. Just relax and pray#GOD over everything# keep the hope alive.
lol same with me, submitted mine on the 26th. heard its 21 working days upwards or so
Celebrities / Re: See Throwback Picture Of Rapper Falz The Bhad Guy by datkoded(m): 2:43pm On Jun 21, 2016
lol just negodu cheesy
Politics / Re: Fayose - Gov's Bank Account Reportedly Contained N1.2bn by datkoded(m): 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2016
hmmm na wa
Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by datkoded(m): 2:36pm On Jun 21, 2016
this guy's head tho grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Enugu Communities, Many Feared Dead by datkoded(m): 2:30pm On Apr 25, 2016
Mehnnn I served in this LG last year o.... I feel for them cry
Romance / Re: Why Most Guys Don't Marry Their Girlfriends... by datkoded(m): 6:27pm On Apr 14, 2016
Op u suffering from lack of proper sex..... That's just the only explanation I have for you now sad

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Politics / Re: Panama Papers: TB Joshua Owns Company In Offshore Haven by datkoded(m): 8:27pm On Apr 11, 2016
ExAngel007:


is Messi a public officer?
I don't give compliments easily but you beautiful I must confess smiley

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Education / Re: They Believe In Salvation Through Homemade Black Booty Fucking. by datkoded(m): 11:57am On Apr 10, 2016
Seriously, Wtf is this one trying to say? I keep telling kids, weed is bad
Romance / Re: True-life Confession: What Led To My Impotence by datkoded(m): 11:25am On Apr 10, 2016
Vill:
At first, i thought that while mastubating will make me not to have unwanted pregnancy, it saves money for me which i thought is a waste if giving to a girl.
this is what you get when you are a male using a female moniker, u tend to forget who you really are sad
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by datkoded(m): 10:30am On Apr 10, 2016
Nice one bro, you've done great so far.. A little more polishing and youll do just perfect. Kudos
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by datkoded(m): 10:18am On Apr 10, 2016
Sugarhugs:


Try to add up weight for your own sake, you don't look good at all.
Wait o, did she steal ur bf? Why d hate now? Come on, you are better than this
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by datkoded(m): 10:15am On Apr 10, 2016
TeddyPendergrass:


considering how you yourself lack the proper grammar structure you criticise someone else for not having, your criticism is void and baseless!

"cwiuzly", you are a joker your damn self.
don't mind her jare, na attention seeker. I even loved the story better when he was just freestyling.
Science/Technology / Re: Facebook Has Block Their Site. by datkoded(m): 3:26pm On Apr 02, 2016
Facebook no longer works on bb and Nokia devices
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Wants To Play This Game With Chocolateme? by datkoded(m): 6:23am On Mar 28, 2016
Seems no one wanna play with you.... cry
Family / Re: Ladies: Who Should You Regard As The First Fruit Of Your Womb? by datkoded(m): 7:12am On Mar 12, 2016
But na wa o

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