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Phones / Re: Nokia Launches N1 Android Tablet Running Lollipop by datkoded(m): 7:41am On Nov 26, 2014
Too bad its not a gsm device.... Doesn't use sim
Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone Using SWEAT by datkoded(m): 7:37am On Nov 26, 2014
I smell 666 everywhere.... Devil is such a crafty bastard grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by datkoded(m): 3:02pm On Nov 09, 2014
Well, have always been a face loving person... Curves are just added advantages

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami & Family by datkoded(m): 2:58pm On Nov 09, 2014
aniobimartin:
Lol. So there are billionaires in warri
Em, what planet are you from again undecided?
Religion / Re: BBC Calls Winners Chapel "Witchcraft Church" by datkoded(m): 2:54pm On Nov 09, 2014
hardywaltz:

Abeg make I hear word isn't he a greedy fellow? go and threaten the Brits that have given him a persona non garanta status in UK.
garanta ko garantus ni
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Bargain With Market Women by datkoded(m): 11:47am On Nov 08, 2014
woky:
Lol! We heve thesame problm bro. My bargaining skills had never been efficient angry thats why I don't patronise any boutique that is been run my a sales-girl cheesy
hahahaha... As in eh...
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Bargain With Market Women by datkoded(m): 11:46am On Nov 08, 2014
krall:
Shine you eye. shocked
Lol I am o
Nairaland / General / How To Bargain With Market Women by datkoded(m): 9:04am On Nov 08, 2014
Good morning FAM, I have this issue with bargaining with Market women and its really affecting my sense of judgment. I get cheated easily, even when I feel I made a good bargain, I just go home and the next thing I hear is "You have been cheated, I could get this for less" and stories like that. It became worse recently, I was posted to Enugu State for NYSC and my first day in the market was successful(to me). I told my gf (on phone) the things I bought and how much I bought them with pride, she just laughed for one minute uncontrollably before telling me I was properly cheated. Now am scared of going to the market to get things... I just want to ask you guys if there are special tactics in Pricing and bargaining with these market women, the things to say and not to say, facial expression and all... Please help
Culture / Re: My Friend's Experience With Idol Worshippers by datkoded(m): 4:01pm On Nov 07, 2014
PAnaceA7:

Catholics do not worship idols..... The use of images helps one to reflect on the person or thing depicted... It's just like keeping the pictures of a dead love one.... Do you call it idolatry
Lol, u just defined idolatry naw
Career / Re: Between Master's Degree And Professional Course by datkoded(m): 3:41pm On Nov 07, 2014
People be talking as if the work is just standing there waiting for you..... As long as there's still time and the job ain't forthcoming, why not move ahead with your masters. Am 23 and currently doing my youth service which by God's grace I'll be done in July. I have already concluded plans for masters which begins that same july. Aint saying professional course is a bad idea, just do whatever that is available to you at the period... My opinion

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Romance / Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by datkoded(m): 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2014
firstEVA:
we are in a committed relationship
Lol.... This type?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 3:23pm On Nov 07, 2014
ogoh4:
For those of you that don't want to be posted to d village,join band and make sure you are very useful there or beta still join OBS and b active lastly sports if you are execptional in. Football,volleyball for d ladies or you can run 100m welcome to enugu town I hope to see one of you in sports CDS
don't wanna be giving rebellious advice sha... But be urself.My friends that didn't participate in anything were posted to cool places, I was in OBS, Football team, drama team and even Martial arts. Were did I find myself? In a jungle village with no light, network and sparsely populated. I'll only advice you to participate, only if u derive joy in it. Don't participate because u want to be posted to cool places... Its 50/50.
Phones / Re: Airtel Unlimited 1+1 Offer Is Back by datkoded(m): 5:47am On Nov 07, 2014
Airtel shaaa... I used to be eligible before o. Now am not eligible. I wonder what stripped me of my eligibility. cry
Phones / Airtel Unlimited 1+1 Offer Is Back by datkoded(m): 3:59pm On Nov 06, 2014
Got this text some minutes ago..
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Phones / Re: Please My People Your Opinion Is Needed Here by datkoded(m): 7:02pm On Nov 04, 2014
SMH.... U just want dem to just yab u now... Anyway no course is better, it just depends on the individual and his interest. All destinies are different.. Because Mr A is making it in microbiology doesn't mean Mr.B is guaranteed to do same.
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 9:57am On Nov 02, 2014
promise2020:
is the any one in Awgu or even close to camp, and lik hw much, i no one strt to spend bar whn i neva evn reach camp, na jst place to keep head sleep, then for mornin i waka. i no want 5 star hotel o o o
bro u will be allowed into the camp on Monday so chill... Accommodation is settled. Just get urself to awgu before nightfall so u won't stress urself.
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 9:52am On Nov 02, 2014
Youngs247:


Pls bro what and what do I nidz to make photocopys, of and how many each?
callup letter like 3copies, statement of result 3 copies... School Idcard one copy(front and back) that's all I can think of now. Check ur callup letter, things u need to bring to the camp are there
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 8:12am On Nov 02, 2014
Ayomax:
Bro, thx for info. are you really sure about the photocopy stuff, bcoz I heard we need to have 10 photocopies of our call up letter,statement of result n ID each
Lol so true... I was even so foolish that I did the 10 photocopies each in camp. I paid 500 only to use only two each.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 8:08am On Nov 02, 2014
Gentleface5:
there is MTN and GLO networks in awgu camp bt it fluctuates in rear occasions. In light issue, there is always light frm 7pm to 10pm and frm 4am till u go for morning drills. Some hostels hv sockets for charging
Yeah... Actually charging in the hostel is contraband, so they removed all the sockets. Trust guys now, we just bought wire and extention from one coded guy n mami (there are always coded peeps to run show with and they can help u get anything into the camp) and we tapped from the lamp holder. That's how we charged for 3weeks. As for network, all can call but only airtel can browse anywhere, mtn fluctuates but its faster. Dunno about glo
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 10:23am On Nov 01, 2014
Raiders:
what part of the camp are they building a new hostel? There was no construction when I was there. That camp is too old and i think the enugu state government should build a new camp like other state. The secret of getting a good hostel is by arriving in camp early. I was 3 days late to camp and I was among the last 25 to register and my number was 2637. I wasn't even allocated a bunk space. I didn't have any bunk in the first 2 night and I had to stay with a friend from my school. I had to assembly a bunk with a friend of mine on the 3rd day. My hostel was that hall beside the lecture hall that was were all late arrivals to camp were allocated in my time. It was always noisy and I prefer those hostels with room. Agwu was a really better sweet experience. Are you still serving?
Yeah I am... The new hostel is just by the side of nccf.... Close to where they sign book of life... Mine was hostel L but I was mostly with my guys in the OBS hostel because of the gym
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 3:39am On Nov 01, 2014
syahboy:
lol @ shotput, anyway we humans so we'll adapt. I pity ajebo pikins always good to be ajebo with a little pako on d side lol
bro seriously o... For a while I was doing "I can't do this shit' till my eyes were open. In the jungle, u dump every class or forming or anything and learn how to survive. Lol, when u leave the camp u'll laugh at the nasty things u did to survive.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 3:33am On Nov 01, 2014
missy24:
chai....I'm so dead!!!
lol Bae just pray they've completed building the new girls hostel. Cos in b14 gurls lived in one big hall and thosr that came late were put in the new hostel thàt was being constructed then, they had no windows and the floor was still sand. guys had different rooms. Even my room had 12 guys and 6bunks, very cool. As for toilet, just learn to stroll with ur tissue cos every available cool bush is ur toilet grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 7:51pm On Oct 31, 2014
LeBron9:

Ok thanks. Please wahs the current state of the toilet facilities? Coz @raiders gave us a vivid description of how it was 3 years back.
first of all... Enugu lacks water, based on its geographical location I.e its on the hill. So the toilet facility is usually casted. Better learn to ease up in the bush or learn shotput. Except u wanna stack heaps of tissues before u discharge.
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 6:14pm On Oct 31, 2014
Hi guys.. I rep b14. Awgu camp is cool. But carry a sweater cos its gonna be really cold. Make ur photocopies at home and don't laminate ur callup letter. Any question or enquiries just let Me know... I'll be glad to be of help.
Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by datkoded(m): 4:29pm On Oct 26, 2014
My dear in dis case she must return d phone! With charger earpiece, and the nylon.if u buy anything on hire purchase and it gets stolen by thieves or damaged permanently,na there u go know how it pains to pay: Not to talk of one dustbin gurl dat broke up 48hrs later and gets a new bobo like she was on some kinda promo. Some babes shaa cheesy Shame no even catch her, conscience no even prick her. Bleep compatibility o, ad she says u not compatible tell her your fone is not compatible with her.

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Sports / Re: Who Is Nigeria Greatest Number 9 ? by datkoded(m): 11:22am On Oct 26, 2014
Tolexander:
Kanu ke?

Seems you didn't witness the days of Rashidi Yekini!
no he didn't

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Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by datkoded(m): 6:04am On Oct 25, 2014
Physics 308 mathematical methods in physics 2... Delsu physics hear whinn for Dr.Ochuko hand

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