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Romance / Re: "To Think That I Am In The Center Of It All Weakens Me" Advice Needed Urgently by datkoded(m): 8:20pm On Sep 13, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
Participate in sharing the kpomo
looool, u bad
Career / Re: Official Car For Assistant Manager, Nothing For The Manager by datkoded(m): 8:18pm On Sep 13, 2015
here i am, thinking have seen it all........ this guy fit kill person. God forbid
Business / Re: Do You Want To Become A 234buzz Ambassador? by datkoded(m): 7:13am On Sep 12, 2015
hafeeez11:
is a typo I meant to say slots
lol I know don't mind me cheesy
Business / Re: Do You Want To Become A 234buzz Ambassador? by datkoded(m): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2015
hafeeez11:
Hurry up and Apply to become one of our Ambassadors We already have 200 remaining 300 Sluts. Search @hafeez11 on IG then Follow the instructions on my last post
lol @300 sluts cheesy
Investment / Re: Pls I Need Advice And Clue On How To Invest 500,000 Naira by datkoded(m): 5:42pm On Jul 22, 2015
Invest in Stock exchange, u can get ur capital and more within a month, the longer it stays there, the more your money multiplies.
Romance / Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by datkoded(m): 6:08am On Jun 25, 2015
Bringing in a gurl sef is not the problem, some mumu Superfriendzoned guy (bestie) will still follow her dere. Happened to me once, took a gurl on a date and she brought her male bestie.... cry
Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 11:42am On May 25, 2015
Lol lalasticlala o.... Oya na, front page wink
Business / Re: The Amazing Biz U Can Start Today With Just N1,000 N Be On Your Way To Millions by datkoded(m): 7:14am On May 08, 2015
Space booked
NYSC / Re: Enugu Corps 15A by datkoded(m): 9:44pm On May 06, 2015
Well, we thank God oga yokiti, Less than 2months remaining for me in Enugu. Its a nice place to be, UNN do well for my body grin. Camp is always fun..... Just dat this week ull so hate it eh,some nights u feel like crying cry. Then as from next week, u start adapting, getting used to shotput, early wakeups, constant whistles etc and Saed and all those boring lectures starts from next week angry. By the third week, u wouldn't want to leave the camp again, that's the fun week. Uve bonded with everything, including the Soldiers, They now see you as friends. In case u have any questions sha concerning the camp u can beep me, 08067206842

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Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 10:32pm On Apr 07, 2015
zyzxx:
i call him
gboromi deleru
Hahahaha what does it mean grin I know its funny sha

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Responds To Oba Of Lagos' Threat by datkoded(m): 8:03am On Apr 07, 2015
90% of those disturbing my ear on NL will not go out to vote on Saturday... angry
Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 7:34am On Apr 07, 2015
Kizmarty:



I can't hold my laughter Jor
grin grin grin grin grin grin
This guy just made my day...thanks op
Lol u welcome bro
Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 7:33am On Apr 07, 2015
hatux:
Fvcking idiot! And him mama no know say one pikin of hers don use her body play nairabet online.... Smh for the poor dude!
Lol I swear.... She dey happy say she born pikin and na boy.
Romance / Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by datkoded(m): 9:05am On Apr 06, 2015
SkinnyDude:
outdated? i have a kid sister, and if someone tries it with her.
heaven go shake o!
but if ur kid sister bring her fine friend, u go wan shook put o grin
Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 9:01am On Apr 06, 2015
DahtzFestjayz:
How many of you that this guy had a serious problem?
I knew since sad

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Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 8:05am On Apr 06, 2015
derrick333:

NA u de wish dem bad luck,Jona was a lucky guy ontil u tro ur soport,and now u start supporting fayose ,he has bin issued impeachment letter!NA wa o
Hahahaha bad luck support

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Politics / Re: Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 7:57am On Apr 06, 2015
Pitiable
Politics / Look What This Guy Said On Facebook Some Months Back by datkoded(m): 7:52am On Apr 06, 2015
One word for this guy........?

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Romance / Re: Why Single Girls Are Turning You Down When You Ask Them Out by datkoded(m): 5:18am On Apr 02, 2015
chymystique:


LOL.. CharlesNneji1, you are not a female so this particular right up above is not always true. Am telling you this guy you refering to in the above quote most of the time ends up being in the "Friendzone" point of no return..

All I ve to say is females are very complicated species in other words no specific rule applies to us.. different strokes for different folks.. quit analyzing and tryna study female cause you wont graduate gringrin..
abeg go joor... Because he wants to expose u girl's secret, u just dey attack am. Leave him o, I dey wit pen and paper, breeze iyaf blow flow yanch open. grin
Politics / The World Waits (live From Washington DC) by datkoded(m): 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2015
The world waits for Nigeria's Presidential Election Results. Live from Washington DC
Politics / Re: Breaking!! ANAMBRA Presidential Election Result by datkoded(m): 1:38pm On Mar 30, 2015
Omo!! See rigging! I call dis rigitty ragedy

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Religion / Re: Which Of The Ten Commandments Do You Find Difficult To Obey?? by datkoded(m): 11:33am On Mar 15, 2015
thou shall not lie.... I practically lie for a living grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Was Once A Custom Officer. (Throwback Photo) by datkoded(m): 11:31am On Mar 15, 2015
englishmart:
he looks like a dumbasss nigga. No offence
some people shaaa....
Romance / Re: "To Think That I Am In The Center Of It All Weakens Me" Advice Needed Urgently by datkoded(m): 2:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
Orijin101:
Dat biatch must be a fatherfvcker!!!!!!


But to be sincere, i totally disbelieve your story.....


no offeincee angry
hmmm ok
Romance / Re: "To Think That I Am In The Center Of It All Weakens Me" Advice Needed Urgently by datkoded(m): 1:31pm On Mar 13, 2015
steppins:
Set a trap for the lady so she can see the two guys she's been double dating.
If you hide it from the two guys, you'll lose them.
actually thought of that.... i seriously need to do something fast
Romance / Re: "To Think That I Am In The Center Of It All Weakens Me" Advice Needed Urgently by datkoded(m): 1:30pm On Mar 13, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
Hehehheheh..the babe wants two options so can so she can choose her Mr right..lol. Guy tell your friends..who knows?..she might have others you don't know about! grin
ewoo shocked it might be true o

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