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Romance / "To Think That I Am In The Center Of It All Weakens Me" Advice Needed Urgently by datkoded(m): 1:18pm On Mar 13, 2015
i don't know where to start from, it all began in early 2014 when we graduated from the university. We have always been friends, right from childhood. While he was in Uniben, i was in Delsu... He was always talking about his newly found girlfriend and how they were planning to work their nysc posting to the Enugu state. I was happy even though deep down i pitied him, the last breakup he had was so traumatic it even affected me. Months later, our posting later came, i was posted to Enugu while he was posted to Delta state. The night before i left for camp, we talked on phone and he told me his girlfriend is in my camp, i told him to send me her pic, he said ok but we changed topic and he forgot. i finally left for camp and met new people and made friends one of which was femi my Bunkie. Femi had eyes for one girl in my platoon, after brief introductions they became friends and later started dating in camp, i even helped in the toasting process cool. Camp was fun while it lasted, we were later posted to different places, while i was posted to Nsukka, he was posted to Enugu north and she remained in Awgu. Their relationship blossomed, sometimes i even envied them smiley, most weekends we go out clubbing in Toscana and it was fun. Three days ago was her birthday, i decided to use her pic as my dp and i noticed her pic was my childhood friend's dp... jokingly i pinged him and said "bad guy, how u take know this babe naww, u ehn" he laughed and said shes the girlfriend he told me about, that she will be coming to see him in delta on Friday(today). Mogbe shocked... i nearly fainted. this girl is double dating my two friends, and am close to all of them including her. Am so confused, Should i tell the two guys? should i tell the girl? or should i just keep quiet and bear the guilt while i watch her screw my friends up. I don't even know how my childhood friend would take it, another heartbreak again for him undecided
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson+Kid Vs Basketmouth+Kid Vs Terry G+Kid,Who Rocked It Better?(Photos by datkoded(m): 8:50pm On Mar 09, 2015
This basket mouth daughter no just fine o... She go carry her papa shukushuku eye grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Bought A Gift To Your Gf And You Regret it afterwards. by datkoded(m): 8:47am On Mar 05, 2015
Yeah bought her a Victoria secret set, a clutch bag and a big teddy... She just told me thank u cry.. She didn't even buy a handkerchief for me sef. If I had used that money to buy weed and many bottles of Jackdaniels and gave it to the area boys in my area, i'ld have gained a lot of Respect, street Cred and hood protection by now.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Has Been Seducing Me- I'm Confused. by datkoded(m): 10:06pm On Mar 04, 2015
timilehing:
It happened again with the same girl but at her house, after tagging along to see off my gf that day, I went to see a friend while she went her way only for her to call me around 9:30 that she needs to see me. I immediately left my friend's place to meet her, she talked & talked & talked till I couldn't go back that night. She decided to sleep unclad this time but thank God for God, I still couldn't give her what she wanted all night. She didn't stop trying anyway but I avoided being alone with her at nights from that time on
Lol na wa, its obvious she's ugly. Inbox me pics lemme assex it wink
Romance / Re: My Friend Has Been Seducing Me- I'm Confused. by datkoded(m): 10:04pm On Mar 04, 2015
forkadict:


You were a virgin but you gave a notorious lesbian the forking of her life. Oh PL-E-A-Z-E!

NEXT!
Lol excuse me? What do u understand by being a virgin if I may ask? And how does dat affect ur stamina? Nigger she was my first and it was superb, don't care what u think... Like I said earlier, most of my friends didn't believe me, don't expect u to either grin
Romance / Re: My Friend Has Been Seducing Me- I'm Confused. by datkoded(m): 6:19am On Mar 04, 2015
timilehing:
It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give
Chai. U mean am? This ur story familiar die, especially the sleeping naked part(that seduction technique is 99% effective)... 100 L, I was still a virgin. She happened to be a notorious lesbian and my childhood friend. The only difference between our stories is that I gave a the f*cking of her life.. Till today I never told her she's my first, even my guys never believed I nailed her. I just keep it to myself. Just in case of next time, avoid such compromising situations by all means... We are men and we are humans, blood flows in our veins. I bet if it happens again u'll fall, I.e is if u haven't already?? smiley badt guy grin

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Family / Re: I Hit Her, I Regret It But She Deserved It by datkoded(m): 6:37am On Mar 01, 2015
Gabbyswit:
My dear brother you were in an abusive relationship, she abused you emotionally and you retaliated physically. I think you both need to take a break from your relationship and work out what is best for you. No woman deserves to be abused, and no man deserves it either.. You both were to work out your differences but you didnt, if you both eventually get back together you need to seek help because a lot has gone wrong in this relationship..
God bless you Sister, u just took the words outta me.

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Family / Re: I Hit Her, I Regret It But She Deserved It by datkoded(m): 6:33am On Mar 01, 2015
yinkus4u2c:
You didnt love her genuinely
haba naw, didn't u read the whole gist. He gave her a LoveLy Beating grin

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Releases New Weird Photos. by datkoded(m): 10:22pm On Feb 25, 2015
Ithee:
i wonder where his brain is
just right beside his ballz, close to the anus Lol grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Top 20 Richest Musicians And Their Net Worth by datkoded(m): 7:20am On Feb 17, 2015
Na wa o... This ur millions and billions list so.. Even patoraking sef Joor oh
Romance / Re: Can A Normal Guy Stay One Month Without Sex? by datkoded(m): 4:43pm On Feb 13, 2015
HotBisi:
I know an active guy that stayed for 3yrs
Lol maybe after u broke his heart... Who wouldn't grin
Programming / Re: PPT: Personal Programming Tutorial by datkoded(m): 10:17am On Jan 31, 2015
nickybakk@gmail.com
Romance / Re: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by datkoded(m): 10:29am On Jan 28, 2015
Evidence of a super boring guy....... In fact he has a red cape

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Computers / Re: Laptop Needed {unn Nsukka) by datkoded(m): 10:16pm On Jan 24, 2015
EngrOloye:
Av u got any 1.I av dell 500gb,4gb,2.8ghz,corei3,almost new.45k last.I based in lagos but studied computer science @ unn some yrs ago.u can reach me on 08054127197.if u are interested I can diret u to a lecturer to meet
yes I av one now... Thank you very much smiley
Computers / Re: Laptop Needed {unn Nsukka) by datkoded(m): 10:15pm On Jan 24, 2015
princesstemi:
lolz grin funny you cheesy
Lol, howz u? smiley
Entertainment / Re: January Born Nairalanders..mit Ya Bufdae Mates by datkoded(m): 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2015
Jan 28.. Anyone?
Forum Games / Re: Romantic Games You Play With Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend? by datkoded(m): 6:58am On Jan 21, 2015
We play sule beat and seven upp
Computers / Re: Laptop Needed {unn Nsukka) by datkoded(m): 5:35am On Jan 21, 2015
just wet for me, am cumin.... ooops I meant wait for me, am coming
princesstemi:
you are wet come shocked oh sorry welcome I mean to say grin
Computers / Re: Laptop Needed {unn Nsukka) by datkoded(m): 11:20pm On Jan 19, 2015
princesstemi:
me will give you free bt am in Ghana will give u if u can come over grin wink tongue
First bus tomorrow morning...Straight to accra grin
Computers / Re: Laptop Needed {unn Nsukka) by datkoded(m): 12:36am On Jan 19, 2015
Vstuffs:

i am also base in nsukka,have a hp elitebook corei5 500gb hdd battery 2 hours 4 sale #65,000(negotiable)
bro its 40k I have o, don't have more than that
Computer Market / Re: Very Clean HP Elite Probook Laptop For Sale Urgently by datkoded(m): 5:06pm On Jan 17, 2015
35k... U know say HD and ram low wink
neupert:

thanks for the offer but the last is 45k
Computers / Laptop Needed {unn Nsukka) by datkoded(m): 3:37pm On Jan 17, 2015
Fairly used but Neat Laptop Needed Urgently needed in Enugu/Nsukka... Preferable above 250gig HDD, 2.0ghz, 2gig ram and strong battery and at affordable price... Let me know if you have any to sell... My budget is 40k
Computer Market / Neat Laptop Needed(Unn nsukka) by datkoded(m): 3:01pm On Jan 17, 2015
Fairly used neat Laptop Needed Urgently needed in Enugu/Nsukka(Unn)... Preferable above 300gig HDD, 2.0ghz, 4gig ram and strong battery and at affordable price... Let me know if you have any to sell.. Budget is 40k.
TV/Movies / Re: Top 20 Strongest Naruto Characters. Do You Agree With The List? by datkoded(m): 6:02pm On Jan 08, 2015
Bro later come collect two bottles of Orijin, he just wants to be relevant
TopsyKrete:



My dear aggrieved brother, Kishi made the Naruto story for entertainment, not to raise your blood pressure.

I believe say you no put chewing gum for eyes as you read my post, what was the intro of the second line?
After you av seen that, what will be the best name you can call urself?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by datkoded(m): 11:17am On Dec 09, 2014
I used a Samsung s3 for the first and a tecno m3 for the rest

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NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by datkoded(m): 8:20am On Nov 26, 2014
cheriekiss:
Enugu north...82division
that's good news... Youll enjoy urself dere
Science/Technology / Getting Internet In A Rural Settlement by datkoded(m): 8:02am On Nov 26, 2014
Hi Friends... Am currently working on a research project in one of the rural settlements in Enugu. There's no browsing network there and I'll have to stay for 2weeks... I really need the internet connection, to communicate with my colleagues and also backup my findings with online materials.. Do you have any idea on how I can go about it? Or is there any device I can get?
P.s there's a Dwarf mtn mast that can only make calls. Nothing more
Phones / Re: This Third-party Ios 8 Keyboard Lets You Draw Your Messages by datkoded(m): 7:50am On Nov 26, 2014
What's the name? Does it work on androids? FTC
Phones / Re: Share Your Best Photo Editing App by datkoded(m): 7:48am On Nov 26, 2014
Hmmmmm..... Instagram is still the best, only if you know how to combine the effects. Then picart, Line Camera and photogrid follow suit to me.

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