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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Miss my favourite bar
Irex bar opposite Uniben main gate
Play house in okhoro
Rich more bar for sapele road Benin
First bar

Make this Corona viruse end joor
Nothing separates me from my bottles

Irex na last year na...
Play house don spoil.
Even the coded place for boys that years, flowell lounge,dem don spoil am

Okay family I just got out of school last year with a 3.57 CGPA. I am yet to go for NYSC because of this covid 19, but hopefully I will be going with Batch A Stream 2. I want to start this journey on time so that by the time I am done with NYSC I should probably be here sharing my testimony of a Student Visa.

I am thinking about applying for a research/ project based MSC program to a university that the tuition fee is affordable. My sponsor is my dad, but my steps mum account is fatter than his, so I don't know which to use.

Also, I have an uncle who just migrated to Canada last year but he has had his family over there for more than 6 years now. His daughter is a citizen and his wife is a lawyer there now. Do I have to indicate all this to the VO.

Thank you very much

You guys should not be angry oooo if I ask questions here oooo. I tried reading part 15...but the pages were up to 600.
Please make una allow me start from here with the little knowledge I have already.

geekybabe:
HI All.

So i just discovered that Mayonnaise is not a friend to ulcer or heatburns.
The past couple of days I have been having some slight pains and heartburn. I rarely have ulcer pains again, so I was just wondering where the pain was from. Immediately I started troubleshooting what I have been eating. Recently fell in love with tuna sandwich. So in the past couple of weeks, i bought a jar of mayonnaise and with some canned tuna fish. Apparently I never thought it could cause pain in any way.

I woke up this morning and immediately checked on google. Mehn. Mayonnaise is a no no. It has a high oil content which could highly irritate your tommy. Its not healthy at all. Always check online if that new addiction is healthy for your tommy.

no more mayonnaise. I'd rather stop bread entirely sef

Absolutely. I never knew I had ulcer but I just noticed that if I eat mayonnaise with bread or in salad....I will be in pains. So I stopped eating it

Contumely:
What happened to me actually was that I started feeling weak continually with slight fever, all these were incessant. I took both malaria and typhoid drugs. Tests later showed I had no malaria but typhoid. It was always at 320 and 160.
I took different drugs at interval under a year yet the same test result. No improvement from the drugs equally.
Other routine tests were done including HIV at least to rule them out. Some peepe suggested that I I truly had typhoid that level that I wouldnt be walking about unaided.
The same symptoms continued. At a point I started having ulcer symptoms. I would feel thirsty after 10 mins of taking a sachet of water, meal apins and heart burns though slight.
They said occult blood was positive. I used ulcer kit then, no improvement. I have lately since been on Omeprazole alone.

I still have symptoms even as I write, including the weakness, If I climb stairs I would be breathing as though I dug ground, continues fever and slight headache.
Am confused seriously.
BTW I have seen many doctors to the point that some discount my symptoms as psychological. I don't blame them though.

I am experiencing this now and I have ulcer. Like everything you just wrote here...right now am experiencing it now

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frankmoney:
yes they can ... Allies aside ... North Korea will definitely do damage to the south

That's because the north is poor and has nothing compared to the heavily industrialized south. If they fight, the south will loose so many infrastructure, north Korea is forrking poor

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Because the Nigerian system encourages poverty by deliberately making the populace less educated and systematically creating an unhealthy environment for the few educated ones to thrive.

AnanseK:
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NOI is an overrated woman with nothing to show as a tangible achievement. She is fake.

As Jonathan’s Minister for coordinating the PDP economy, she only chaired the “treasury looting” that the government was known for. Tell us just one visible achievement caused by her long presence in government in Nigeria.

Are they not still looting under the nose of the Anti corruption President. The billions missing in the NNPC under the Minister of Petroleum and President is still on going.
You may not like her but She knew corruption in Nigeria could not be fought by any individual, she had to tackle it through creation of institutions. The IPPIS system this administration is championing all started from her time. If it wasn't good they would have thrown it away, but hell no it is brilliant.

You Yorubas are just filled with hate for no reason. My two best ministers in GeJ cabinet are Iweala and the present AFDB President.

Lovelyn451:
So how's this news? Is onyeama the only one close to Kyari in his life time?

According to Onyeama
Kyari is his best friend. He said it on twitter. And on live TV he said Kyari was his best man during his wedding ceremony. So you can imagine the closeness between these guys. They're actually very close

Being broke is terrible. Very very terrible. I don't even know how I am living now. No be food be the problem oooo, I no even get reach 500 naira. I know say my babe don reach breaking point but she is just acting cool.
Money good abeg. Without money dis life no sweet. Just imagine, corona no even let who won hep u with 40k hep you cuz everywhere abroad na lockdown

Greybog and AreaFada are two Edo's who I like because they are always here defending our history as a people. I know one thing for sure, we will never know everything, even till date people still doubt if Jesus even really walked this earth.

As for Oronmiyan being the first Oba, I think he was crowned king even though he never sat on the throne, it is on this premise that the Present Oba made such declaration.

We can't say Oronmiyan never existed in Benin history, one thing the Edo's do since they had no writing skills then, they preserved history through art and immortalizing person or things.

The first moats dug around the city I think should be around siluko road. The siluko axis down to Udo have been a very old part of Benin.
That's the axis where you have the Oliha palace, that the axis you have the Usama palace. The whole Uzama quarters is in that axis. Along that axis you have a place called Oronmiyan quarters. Down that axis you have Useh where Eweka played that game and got his name. Along that axis you have Egor village and down that axis you have Udo. So all these places are there for us to see.


Am learning from you both sha.

Oba GHA to kpere

Why you dy stress yourself.
Why you won dy carry afro...barb your hair na. Keep lowcut and enjoy your life

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
This shit better end o. It is no longer funny

Damnnnnn
You all should stop begging online. Last las we all go dey alright! no matter what! Manage what you have and adjust

The thing dey affect every body including we bombers
Even the davido when buy house for he staff self na manage the guy take run am
Even self nobody knows if na truth say he really buy am

Since day before yesterday me nor fit buy a bottle of Heineken anymore

I just dey inside my santum dey smoke and do my normal bombing. Funny enough client nor dey respond again
WeChat worst. Them one use tough policy, rules , security and strong verification rules take kill person

Anyhow sha. I go try shake body make i do you one or two thousand naira. Message me. I go drop my American number for WhatsApp

Brother
As in for Benin like dis everywhere don tie wrapper. Benin boys dy cry....Corona don finish everything

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
This shit better end o. It is no longer funny

Damnnnnn
You all should stop begging online. Last las we all go dey alright! no matter what! Manage what you have and adjust

The thing dey affect every body including we bombers
Even the davido when buy house for he staff self na manage the guy take run am
Even self nobody knows if na truth say he really buy am

Since day before yesterday me nor fit buy a bottle of Heineken anymore

I just dey inside my santum dey smoke and do my normal bombing. Funny enough client nor dey respond again
WeChat worst. Them one use tough policy, rules , security and strong verification rules take kill person

Anyhow sha. I go try shake body make i do you one or two thousand naira. Message me. I go drop my American number for WhatsApp

Everywhere hard now
I no say e no easy Bros
Right now devil sit down for hell fire dy press
Make God sorry for we naaaa

merits:
rubbish how this take be your achievement? let me tell you something if you think making a front page is a break through you are decieving yourself.what is front page? front page my foot.

Why you dy vex. Una too dy take things serious. In this forum, there are certain things people just celebrate and have fun over that doesn't mean they take it very personal. No go use over seriousness spoil your happiness ooooo

Frankicent:
You don't have S*NSE see as you dey happy like say buhari give you contract.

Shift eeeeee

sajmark:
congratulations bro, please how much were you paid for this achievement?

Nothing ooooo
Na Garri I even drink sef.
Well I don't need giveaway sha
Na Job I need

TAO11:
Errrrrm! Except that Udo is NOT EAST of Benin.

I have an idea. Let's see map below:

I come in peace with peace.

Cheers!

In contrast, I have demonstrated that the "east" described by the Portuguese document is Ife.

Check out my successive comments at this link:

https://www.nairaland.com/5761595/benin-kingdom-edo-state-remained/5#88242922

Thanks...well on the map it's true. But Ife isn't east either.

And no u don't come in peace. Have seen your comments elsewhere. We are forest savages.

East of Benin is Udo. And if you read the history of the town Udo she once competed with Benin seriously. The first moats built by Oba Oguola was to fend against attacks coming from Akpanigiankor of Udo. Oromiyan came to Benin through that route and he settled in Egor. So east of Benin is Udo and Udo is very ancient. It was from Udo that the Osemawe of Ondos came from after the war with Oba Esigie in the 15th century. Maybe I could be wrong but the east is definitely not Ife .


Can you Yoruba folks just leave Edo people alone. Must you write us into your story. Na wa oooo. Yes we were inferior and we had ondo and Ekiti states under us. Inferior and we had Lagos....abi


Abeg make una free us abeg

tammie24:
as in eh...

Such ignorance

Japan na China father till tomorrow

Like they don't even know. How can you be comparing US and China. Like do you know how many wars the US has fought and come out of it economically while lifting others along. The UK fought two world war and went bankrupt. The US has fought wars all over the world and has lifted her former enemies out of devastating effef of this war. If china was in America shoes, I don't think Germany and Japan will be were they are today.

How can you say the Chinese are more innovative than the japs. The Japanese are some of the most homogeneous and innovative society out there. Many people don't even know much about how bad these guys are. If you read Leu Kuwan Yews book you will understand the role the Japs played all over south east Asia especially china. Don't mess with the Japs, the Chinese still fear them till date no be joke.

Somebody said the Chinese write more journal than the Japs. Even our mumu lecturers do same here. Tell me technologies that the Chinese have innovated themselves no to dy develop wetin people don work on. The Japs are innovators, the Chinese are copy and paste. Alibaba company was the most productive in China last year, did she innovate online sales and other things. When America was leading the globe with computers in the 1990s how many people could operate computers in China. Jack Ma took advantage of the idea and developed it in China. China that deceives the world that she is a socialist nation. Lying communist people. If socialism was true you wouldn't have the Alibaba and Tencent.


Make dem follow real socialism as written by Karl max if they won't go broke and be like north korea

Mirallas:
I completely agree with you, I think the population and the way their economy is setup will just be an advantage to China in the long run, everyone knows the US economy is a big bubble that might burst anytime soon. China is projected to have the biggest economy by 2030, by then i think the Japanese will be more aligned with the Chinese counterpart, than with the US

The japs will never go with the Chinese over the Americans. Do you know how long they have been together. Even before the war when China was still in stone age.

Very poor battery life for all LG fones

These big western corporation never celebrated anything about the Christian faith when she celebrated. This is what happens when you have a President somewhere that says Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays

SilvaBullet:
Every household in your tribe has at least one member in Europe selling her body and countless more on queue waiting in line to take the Lybian route. It is a thing of pride among your people when men and women get together in social gatherings -- that Itohan is in Italy sending home yields of prostitution.

Your men are lazy and unproductive, cursed with idolatry which manifests in traits of madness and violent-prone character your people are well known for.

Armed robbery is a byword for your tribe and so is cultism. Witchcraft is as common as the blades of grass that spread across the savannah. It is well documented how your people has a cult group in Italy that got the recognition of the Italian mafia.

Politically, Delta state has been a food stamp to Edo state when it was known as Bendel state. Most of the resources was milked away to your ancient dilapidated jungles. I can say that Delta state was responsible for the near-eradication of mud houses scattered all over Benin city even up the late 90's when you still lived under the umbrella of Bendel state.

The road to Italy via Libya wasn't a popular choice among your people until Delta state cut you guys loose and you couldn't sustain the level of livelihood you had been so accustomed to.

So you see, you are the last idiot to spill tribal trash on any forum because Edo state is a charity case in the Nigerian project. But true to your nature, as dictated by your genes and bloodline disease, you're born to be arrogant, pompous with a false sense of self-worth.

Thunder fire you!

Thank you for the insult. I am an Edo person and e pain me I no lie. One day sha I believe say this Nigeria project fit end and everyone go waka him own.

Today as long as Jesus Christ rose and conquered death, you shall surely rise above everything hindrance in your life and conquer them in Jesus name. You're blessed. Happy Easter

Today as long as Jesus Christ rose and conquered death, you shall surely rise above everything hindrance in your life and conquer them in Jesus name. You're blessed. Happy Easter

imustsaymymindo:
I had similar symptoms too same time January 3-16 this year. And 2 colleagues too at the same time.

The fear then was Lassa Fever.

I doubt it is Corona though. But I guess something was flying around that January that we were not aware of.

That's what I am saying. Something happened in January. an epidemic maybe but if you read comments you go understand

Ibadiaran19:
If Covid had been in Nigeria since last year, the deaths in the country would have been more than that of the US by now, and half of the country would have been infected
Covid doesn't hide itself.
E go show face, and confront you gidigba.
That was just an impersonator, perhaps some kind of influenza strain or something

The symptoms were majorly in late December to January. That's worrisome

I believe the OP. Never in my life have I experienced such a flu during the harmattan. Like, on new year day fever won kill me. See cough and chest pain. I no fit drink beer or flex.

valx2:
I suffered a very scary cold in late January such that i thought I was gonna die coz I was suffocating. I breath in air but still feeling like I was being choked to death.with other symptoms like chest pain,fever,cough, and I totally lost my voice such that anyone standing 5 meters away can't hear when I speak.
I am not ashtmatic, neither do I have any chronic illness. I know common cold when I see one. A kind of cold that I've never experienced in my entire life.
And this lasted for about 3 weeks
After reading about the signs and symptoms of Covid 19
I said to myself, " It could be corona o.
This is a true life story

Well I also suffered the same thing ooo. It was in early January and I just felt it was fever. The cough was very strong. I had this strong chest pain. I have never had such a cough in my life. I almost finished a cough syrup bottle. I thought it was the harmattan sha....after I recovered, I still get scared of having that kind of cough in my life. Cough when dy cause headache

Bleeped a girl in 2018 that had this same issue. I didn't even notice until after I had removed my condom. God my hand begin smell rotten fish. Infact my pubic hair was smelling fish. See ehn, I was angry ehn....which kind dirty Sonia be this. Her kpekus was not like that before, when did it get this useless smell. It was the next year I got to know that she was suffering from bacterial vaginiosis and it was common amongst most ladies who were sexualy active.