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Suddenly you're a helpless baby and some man must take care of you before you can exist otherwise you will not be taken care of, how old are you again.

Everything is recorded for social media, he wan copy the yeye wike and yerima scenario now.

Not a 90s kid but I know babies day out

dominique:
VDM is coming to crash the price of goods crew, where una dey. Like seriously, those that are ordering for repackaged iPhone of ₦280k, what exactly were they expecting? Very daft man where is the SON approval number of your packaged iPhones? Efulefu human being!

How you take sabi efulefu, you be idoma?

Good health, your mom being alive and having love and loyalty around you, most people don't know what God have done for them.

anonimi:
Is Mark Zuckerberg a Nigerian guy who also grew up in our country

So growing up in our country makes him a genius? If your analogy is true then most of us who develop softwares in Nigeria but don't have funding are geniuses as well, does growing up in Nigeria make you a genius.

anonimi:
It’s not uncommon for geniuses to be deviants in one way or another.

Is he a genius though, I mean being a co founder of paystack doesn't mean he's mark Zuckerberg.

Anyone can clearly see he's mentally deranged because it's one thing to have these thoughts and keep it within yourself and another to carelessly blurt it out online.

One thing is Nigerians lack maintenance culture, they won't keep it clean even if you clean it up, and most of them deliberately dump the refuse there then get angry when anyone says Lagos is smelling, the over hyped Lagos that is an eyesore, if you talk they go say you're jealous, dunno why everyone wants to stay cramped up in that place.

You hurt a lot of people instead of vanishing and laying low you deliberately attract attention to yourself and carelessly agree to meet people in the name of investor, your only problem is greed cuz what you stole isn't enough for you and the urge to show off cuz you want people to see luxury lifestyle, people you claim you don't need their validation, now you're chopped kebab and everything you did was for nothing.

dfrost:
Please no make me laugh.

Bros abi na Sis, those guys were having parties in the skies with celebrities singing for them while the plane cruised the clouds.

And?

Luckysbab:
You need comprehension lessons.

Ya, may be you should give me those lessons, so I can be like you, very smart.

If he could make such bail payment after ten years then they really looted libya dry.

yinkus6750:
Why running when no one is pursuing you?
If you get arrested, and you innocent,you get a good lawyer to fight for you and prove your case.
If you guilty, you get bailed, and likely sentenced on judgement.
In few years, you out to continue life.
Why risk your life ?
May his soul R.I.P.

Easier said than done, it's like you forgot we're in Nigeria, have you seen any common man enter efcc net and come out unscathed, even if you're innocent they must find something unrelated to incriminate you with, I have landed in trouble for trying to intervene for my friend who was been harassed before, na another person they dey harass, na me wey put mouth they start ask me to unlock my phone, it's better they don't catch you for any reason, if you like make you be pope, you enter their net you must collect.

It's just the feeling, for instance most people go out to eat at restaurants when they're celebrating something special, it's not because they can't cook at home, but considering the atmosphere of celebration and the fact that they're doing something they don't do often (visiting a fancy restaurant) it amplifies the feeling and that's what make it special, a touch of extra, something you do once in a while, that's the whole point of being special, now I got married and I'll probably spend the rest of my life with that woman in our home, that's not going anywhere, whatever we will do for our honeymoon we would do it countless times in that home as we age together as a couple, but honeymoon is a one time thing, you can't honeymoon twice, that's why you do something you don't often do like spending it at a resort or hotel where you're catered for and made to relax, yes you're paying for everything, but it wouldn't be a honeymoon if you're at home doing chores and cooking, it'll just be a regular day as a couple, you get, that day is special, you have to do something you don't always do.

Having said all that, deciding to do something special for a honeymoon depends on who I married though, if the bride is worth it sure, but if she's one of those who have probably been to many hotels with men, I would just go home, I won't marry such a person though but in case.

004gist:
The North of Guinea is far. We have bonny river or PH closer by they can stationed their carrier there.

It will be cheaper and faster

Lol the water there isn't deep enough for an aircraft carrier to be stationed there.

Make una check damson idris, dark skinned guys beat fair guys any day, do you know how hard it is to be dark skinned and still manage to be attractive? It's easy to be attractive when you're fair, so person dark come fine just know his handsome na extra.

Uniform prefect, cuz my uniform is always neat and well ironed, Na how I clean come school I dey clean go house.

Easy to talk out of both sides of your mouth when you're born into money, when you're self made then you can talk, you wey your only identity na billionaire son, check otedola children, dangote and Adeleke, are they behaving like you?

Cti28:
The word "identify'' is the deal. I have met certain people who don't like to associate with their tribe in anyway because they felt they "exotic"

That's just buojee people, and they exist yea but my argument here is not bearing your native name or speaking your mother tongue doesn't mean you denounce your ethnicity.

Cti28:
Yeah! I concur on the name aspect. But if doesn't like speaking her native language, she will find difficult associating with the folks at home. Igbos at home will use mouth to finish her, if she is only speaking English.

My siblings who didn't grow up at home don't speak our native language, but whenever they visit home during the holidays we all speak pidgin and mix it with our language and everyone understands each other, because it's Thier mother tongue it's innate, you can't take that out of your subconscious even if you don't speak it, I dunno if you understand me, I don't speak my native tongue either, but I'm a full blooded male from my tribe and I identify as one anyway, showing it physically isn't the only way you can Belong.

Cti28:
I use my native name and I speak my language when it matters.
But saying I don't like my native name or my language is significant.

If the the English men and women posses same mentality like the lady, their language would have vanished.

Come to the North, many have lost their identity because of such mentality.

If may ask, do detest your native name or language?

It's okay to not like your native name, e fit no sound good, e fit no mean good thing, she has her reasons, that doesn't mean she won't ever go home or associate with people from her tribe, it's not that deep.

Cti28:
He passed up on her, because she detest her root.

That's how you choose to interpret it, I don't go around using my native name as well and I hardly speak my mother tongue, does that mean I detest my roots? Una too carry insignificant things for head.

So basically you pass up someone you have solid connection with simply because she's not igbotic enough for you? People express Thier cultural identity differently, hers is subtle so what?

You're weak bro, everything no p, me wey like games die, you'd never know I'm unto you, and the way I'll emotionally blackmail you ehn, guilt will eat you alive and you'd start acting sketchy and paranoid and I still won't say anything, you go beat yourself up sotey plus subtle clues wey I go dey show you say I know, you'll reach your breaking point and beg me to divorce you, and I'll tell you I already did without your knowledge.

fyneboi79:
To build this same stadium in Nigeria will cost $25B...

That is if iron condemn, area boys looking for settlement, bandits and pot bellied politicians let them finish it.

I guess cows, goat and chicken even fish don finish, why kill this poor creature, everything is your stomach you think about.

bolzyboy:
Really!?
Good thing is, you have google to bail you out sir.

Bail me out of what? I'm just explaining what you're doing, nothing more.