₦airaland Forum

SeniorZato:
Buhari was invited during President Obamas inauguration when jona was President. So what is special about your news?

Will you shut it! Who invited him to Obama's inauguration? As what? As a former dictator or coupist? Inviting Jonathan is quite understandable. He's an ex-president and still riding on the glory of peacefully handing over despite losing the elections. What could've been the rationale behind inviting Buhari for Obama's inauguration?

1metre:
that's why I say u must try get a life. Move out from your domain and embrace recent technology .i am a physically disabled person with swag. I drive my two machines using a hand tool.hv been driving for more than 7 years in a foreign country with a valid permit.so never u under estimate disabled persons.

I'm 100% sure your machine isn't configured the same way as the one on that picture. The steering wheel is meant to be handled with both hands. It gives you a stronger grip and better control of the vehicle. Any arrangement that compromises that aspect of driving is an absolute fail.

I don't do sentiments.... That guy and YOU inclusive will not drive me one foot!

coalcoal1:
the only thing I noticed about this couple is that their brother and sister are made and made them popular

Ogbonna might not be as popular and as big as his brother, but he also was able to make his own name too... He played for Ajax and other European clubs during his playing time. He also played severally for Nigeria.

1metre:
how is it a disaster??most of u need to get a life.that guy is driving with a hand tool for disabled drivers, it's safer than using your leg to accelerate or apply brake.

It is a high risk arrangement. Firstly he is permanently condemned to handle the steering wheel with only one hand... which is wrong, risky, dangerous and an absolute fail. In the event of an emergency, it's definitely going to be messy.

Secondly, the leg exerts more pressure on the brakes than the hand would. Once again in the event of an emergency, another fail.

Though I admire the man's courage and resolve, I would never allow him drive me anywhere... Not even 2 meters.

Paperlace, what do you think?

PaperLace:
For the sake of people that can't read.
1)There is a man
2)He has a wife_ an adulterous wife.
3)He is aware.
4)His wife is aware that he is aware..
5)His people are also aware.
6)They both know that they are aware.
7)They are childless
8 )He doesn't wanna take actions against his wife.

9) It's either
a:He is impotent
b:He is sterile
c:He has a dark secret his wife is aware of.
d:He has an unusual forgiving spirit.
e:He is planning a heavy revenge
f: All of the above.

Analyst!

QuotaSystem:
Another response completely lacking any basis, sense or semblance of brain power. How does the above remotely relate to the ignorance exhibited by iPork ?

No wonder all the bright and educated Igbos; the captains of industry and influential members of government are all pro Nigeria, while the hungry, untrained, illiterate dregs of the Igbo society are the ones sacrificing their lives for Biafra, so ignorantly clueless as to assume the British have an embassy in Nigeria.

You dunderheads are an embarrassment to the idea of self determination.

You sound like you're in so much pains... What's your business with Biafra? Who invited you?

temitemi1:
What is making me happy about this Gambia issue is the fact that Buhari is digging his own grave come 2019. copied...

I doubt if the situation will get to this level in 2019. The Dullard will massively rig the elections and nobody will utter a word.

googlepikins:
OP shut up. He's referring to Nigerian judges that are coming to judge their case. No body should click his link, it's a malware link

Shut up!

Malware ko, Malaria ni.... Yoruba people disrespecting their hosts since the beginning of the world. Una see una life?

obailala:
By that statement, I was only exposing the foolish excuse which most people use to justify the foolishness of politicising everything. Because some slowpokes did it to GEJ, so therefore it has now become a glorious thing for some people to also be slowpokes now?... Oya carry go!

Quit beating about the bush my friend. Did you, Obailala indulge in the said shameful behavior of politicizing sensitive issues/abusing Goodluck Jonathan or not?

obailala:
Okay keep passing ridiculous blames and keep politicising every damn thing. After all people did it to jona isnt it?

The most appropriate thing you have said is.... Afterall WE did it to Jona, isn't it?

LordofNairaland:
You don't know Olokun, my friend. You don't know Olokun that is why you talk of hallucinations. Would you be chanced to follow me to her abode at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean at midnight?

Are we going to use a submarine Or are we going to use oxygen masks and go as divers

Is Olokun condemned to permanently reside at the bottom of the Atlantic? He doesn't visit dry land

LordofNairaland:
Why should I be pained, my friend? I worship Ogun who has given me a lot of cars and houses and I have a beautiful fiancee, a beautiful daughter (Ogunbunmi) and a good life. Most of your men of gods cannot look me in the eyes because I am a god and they are just human beings delineated as sacred by you. No matter how beautiful and well crafted a coffin might look, it will not make anyone wish for death.

The reason why it may appear as if I am pained is because it pains me that people worship these men as if they were gods. To become a pastor, all you need is a Bible school and you become a god in the eyes of Christians. Do you know how long it took me to become an Ogun priest? I travelled countless times from my country down to Nigeria. At a time, I almost had a plane crash and found myself in the bottom of the ocean. That was the day I met Olokun, the goddess of the oceans. My friend, your pastors have not gone through a quarter of my spiritual journeys. Bro, can you allow me to show you around the world. Just a journey to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean at midnight will open your eyes to stuffs greater than your bishop. I can never be jealous of him. In short, he is the one that can be jealous of me.

I think you need to see a doctor as soon as possible. You're hallucinating... Get some help before you break down completely.

OgaInnocent:
So long a Letter - Mariama Bas

Mariama Ba

rusher14:
It appears he doesn't do anything for you too.

Unfortunately for you, his grammar is still correct. Amaechi isn't dead yet, is he?

chrisxxx:
We are ready for whichever name the bill might be known as provided that the area of the mechanised farm would be carved out as an LGA. This is the stand of my community.
If Hausa/Fulani agrees with this give and take arrangement, let them have the land.
I wish all other Southern states could queue into this.

Are you sure you know the implications of what you just said? Carving out an area as a Local Government, giving it a name and handing it over to the Fulani My goodness me!

Babacele:
Buhari is trying to fulfil his campaign promises despite the irresponsible obstacles on his ways. it may not have been total so far but let us wait and see. Of course we won't spare him if he falls short.

Do you actually make out time to listen to yourself? You sound like a programmed robot repeating the same stale lines over and over again. I have reason to believe you're one of the APC paid internet rats littering the whole of Nigerian cyberspace.

Babacele:
what are the achievements GEJ with a $100/barrel oil sales? why did okonjo iweala tell in 2014 us to prepare for recession in future?

It's funny how you people are still in campaign mode two years after Jonathan handed over the mantle of leadership to Buhari and quietly retired to his countryhome in Otuoke, Bayelsa state. It's an indication that something is abysmally wrong with the Buhari administration. You all need help... Like seriously.

duni04:
Spoken just like your mentors Fayose and FFK. No substance...just stupid rant. You're not knowledgeable enough to criticise any of the things I wrote but you just must quote me and comment. Exactly like Fayose, FFK, Patience Jonathan, Methu and Wike would do.
Walking dead! Idiot!

Even a starving zombie comes online and tells himself that all is well. The saddest part of this tragedy is that the zombies are the ones mostly bearing the brunt of Buhari's failed leadership.

duni04:
All of you criticising Buhari please bear in mind that as at the time Jonathan left, the FG was borrowing money to pay salaries. The Naira had already begun its downfall and was down around 25% in 3 months. States could not pay salaries, our external reserves had plunged from >USD63 billion to less than USD30 billion (most of it spent on bribing obas and traditional rulers, INEC officials, PDP state associations e.t.c). Jonathan left Nigeria at war and with 3 states of the Federation already conquered by Boko haram. Nigerian soldiers were not fighting again because money was not getting to them and because Jonathan shoved them aside and brought in South African mercenaries. Jonathan left us with petrol queues and a fraudulent petrol subsidy.
That is the legacy Goodluck Jonathan left behind for us. If you're sincere and honest in your heart, you'll know that despite all the challenges we're facing, Nigeria is in a much better state than 2015.

Another imbecilic comment. Classic case of frog in the water jar.

archipelago:
I wonder why some Nigerians would come together to form an association with the aim of criticising government if their non performance without proffering a single solution to the problems they are criticising. Previous government depleted the Treasury both foreign and local even when a litre if crude oil was selling above $100. 00 and now that it is selling below $50. 00 and the Niger Delta Militants are bombing the pipe lines thereby reducing the quantity of crude oil export. The government has developed interest in the production and exportation of Agricultural products of which their gestation periods are over two years, then these protesters are expecting miracles or magic to be performed. They should tell Nigerians what PMB should do as immediate solution otherwise they should keep quiet.

Imbecilic statement... Your mumu has no rival.

Boleyndynasty2:
Its no big deal, if my jobless cousin can afford a Zanotti or however it's spelt that is close 2 200k how much more a Governor's Daughter. Its her money, let her enjoy it.

Really?

Afonjas actually have zero love for Nigeria. It's now official.

Silentscreamer:
Rubbish.. I dislike show off. If a guy proposed to me in public, vex will make me turn him down,

You dey drive okada

Sibrah:
Are you aware many of those people you 'think' are finding business hard under Buhari took loans at 24%pa and 30%pa? If yes, what did GEJ do to reduce interest rate towards zero?

Jonathan has been long gone since May 2015. We're in 2017 now and Buhari is firmly incharge. All enquiries should be directed to Buhari's table. If he isn't competent enough to effect any changes, then he should bow out honorably.

Sibrah:
Thank you so much, atleast you confirm that farmers, printers, IT businesses and cleaners are thriving under the Duara-Dullard.
You said you are familiar with the YouWIN program, please what was the interest rate for the loan/grant again?

YouWin isn't a loan. It's a grant. No interests, no charges. Free money used to empower creative and hardworking youths who were able to come up with good and workable business plans.

Sibrah:
people now love cut-throat price .

It seems you're eternally dull. Go and ask Buhari why people are buying stuff in the market at cut-throat prices. The Nigerian masses will speak in 2019.

I think I've already indulged you enough for one day. Please do have a lovely day.

Sibrah:
Excluding your 20 or thereabout friends and acquitances of course . . .
You haven't answer my question about your 20 businesses. What kind of business are they please?

First of all, it's ACQUAINTANCES.

Secondly, every shop hasn't closed yet. I'm sure that's the target of Buhari's government... To shut down Nigeria.

Thirdly as regards the YouWin folks. Some of them are Printers, some are farmers. I know one that has a cleaning business..... Business might be bad but he hasn't closed shop yet. I also know one that opened an IT Center. His office is still open.

Sibrah:
On one hand Buhari is a failure with harsh policies but on another hand GEJ's initiative are thriving under his harsh policies for the sake of GEJ's legacy . . .

Businesses are folding up en masse nationwide. Everybody knows that. It's one of Buhari's legacies. Those who are still in business are there through sheer grit and will-power. Plenty who cannot cope have closed shop a long time ago. The fact that Nigerians are able to walk into the marketplace and buy anything today is because they're buying at cut-throat prices.

I'm very sure you're a zombie. Even starving zombies tell themselves that all is well.

Sibrah:
You say . . . But you mean . . .

What difference does that make? Whether I say or I mean, Buhari has made life hell on earth for Nigerians.

Sibrah:
You mean they thrived under Dictator Buhari the Duara Dullard0's harsh economic climate?
Please what kind of business are the 20 acquitances of yours into?

I mean they're still in business. Those who are taking the brunt of Buhari's misgovernance are the end users... The masses like you and I. Business owners increase their individual prices so they can remain in business. The guinea pigs are the buying masses.

greatiyk4u:
i give up on you.........keep swimming in ur fallacious fantasy. . ..........ur moniker says it all

Imagine a failed YouWin applicant coming here to make noise. I wonder what your story would've been if you had scaled through.

Once again, I'll ask you to shut up. While you're at it, you can keep yourself busy here...

https://www.nairaland.com/3573290/it-cost-me-least-n80k

greatiyk4u:
Jona gave to the elites not the poor masses that is the difference

Shut up! You were never shortlisted... You probably wasn't smart enough to make it past the training stage. I personally know more than 20 people who genuinely benefited from YouWin and whose businesses are thriving till today. I can give you names and addresses if you want. These are very apolitical folks who took the opportunity that came their way. How did YouWin become a political tool for the PDP? Are you OK at all?

greatiyk4u:
Jona gave to the elites not the poor masses that is the difference

Mechie onu!

I know alot of YouWin beneficiaries from the North and South-Waste who collected more than N5m each and still vigorously campaigned against Jonathan. We're talking about people who got grants ranging in millions and you're talking about N30k. What is N30k?

Buhari is finished!