₦airaland Forum

LordofNairaland:
Neither of those can get you to the bottom of the ocean. A great sacrifice must first be made to Yemaya who controls the topmost part of the ocean. Yemaya will guide our path to the bottom of the ocean. From my shrine, we will find ourselves in the beach. I will make an incantation to Yemaya who will send a wave to carry us into the ocean. You, not being a priest or an initiate, will fall into a deep sleep and wake up in the realm of Olokun. A place where no ordinary man has ever seen.

Is it possible for Olokun to bring Buhari back to Aso Rock?

LordofNairaland:
Yes!!! How may I help you?

You didn't tell me how we would make the journey to the bottom of the ocean. Would we go as ocean divers or are we going to use a submarine

Godshand:
It baffles me when i see zombies like you still believing in Buhari/APC. How do you guys do it?

Those people are paid agents. They litter the whole of Nigeria's cyberspace posting nonsense information and trying to deceive the gullible.

LordofNairaland:
The gods are with you, my president.

I will remain in the shrine praying for your health till you come back.

Aren't you the same psycho that travels to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?

SalamRushdie:
As usual they must kill it and eat it

Blame Buhari and the recession he brought.

Tokziby:
..."The British Government had accused him of stealing about $250m from the Delta State..." and yet his people will still praise and welcome him with open hands despite stealing their future, instead of stoning him and his family. NIGERIA what a "C*nt"ry!!!

Your APC is about to welcome him with very open arms

sarrki:
Prosperity will judge you and your hailing hailers

Zombie, it's POSTERITY and not PROSPERITY.

To even imagine that 32 idi0ts already 'liked' what didn't make any meaning. It's a shame really.

doctokwus:
Just one conclusion left for me on Buhari.I am about 55% concluded on it: that apart from his failings,PMB may turn out to av been a big time scam sold to the likes of me.

55% is still far off. Do you need a prophet to tell you Buhari has turned out to be a collosal failure? This man failed his own wife even by her immoral standards.

abu12:
that contract was awarded during goodluck jonathan regime

What is it doing in 2017 budget?

Fresia01:
Chai!! ! See fine boy. .. I need a hubby asap Pls.. I need to make babies

Contact me ASAP.

Babacele:
ipobs are enemies of Nigeria and progress. ain't afraid of them. why should I?

But it's obvious you're quite petrified at the mere mention of 'ipobs'... How did you manage to smuggle them into this discussion? It seems they scare the living daylights out of you.. Take heart bro. It is well.

Babacele:
From the beginning the EIE should have been more careful in disabusing the minds of the public that ipobs and PDP are not going to use the protest as an excuse for mayhem in revenge for 2015 humbling by APC. For example , which accused 2baba of being sponsored by Akpabio facing serious corruption cases, should have been sued, and its allegation well debunked to gain our trusts . EIE did great by the epic answer to the pretentious fraud in Ekiti who taught this is another opportunity at comic tragedy of hauling hot airs at Buhari to amuse a scammed and weary' surffering and smiling' Ekiti audience.

Who knows what information has the police given the pattern of sabotage and deliberate attempt at provoking a religious crisis recently? A Fayose, Wike or an FFK can sponsor ipobs to turn the protest to a theatre of war that can truncate this republic so that all the corruption cases against them and their imminent prison terms can be smoldered. who knows?

Who are ipobs? You seem to be particularly afraid of them...

agrovick:
Thanks for the information, didn't know it is referred to as loyalty bonus. Make man pikin no go confidently talk rubbish for public.

They also allowed him to go on a free transfer despite having 6 months left in his contract.

agrovick:
Lol, no ma. Drogba is not the only one, so far Chelsea has respected the wishes of the oldies. Most of them can't enter the team in the current set up so once the players find suitable clubs, Chelsea let them leave without stress. I learnt Mikel was paid severance package self

It's not a Severance Package per se, it's called Loyalty Bonus. It's a Thank You gift for players who had served for a long period. Mikel was paid £2m following his departure to Tianjin TEDA.

limeta:
Senator Nkechi Nwaogu the looter is talking.

Very shameless rogues we have as politicians in Nigeria. Imagine Nkechi Nwaogu, a three-term PDP Senator opening her gutter of a mouth to talk about 16 years of PDP misrule. These people honestly see us as idi0ts.

Shameless woman!

write2obi:
Finally he can now play against mediocrat defenders and score lots of goals.

Mediocrat ko, Democrat ni...

Bros take am easy ooo!

seunmsg:
Insinuating that anybody who doesn't support the government is being paid to do so is very wrong, unfair and ridiculous. The right to protest is a constitutional right that must be respected. Tuface is only exercising is constitutional rights. Those who see things from his perspective can join him during the protest while those who see no reason to protest should sit at home. Enough of the insults and name calling.

Did you say this same nonsense when unarmed IPOB members were shot dead because they dared to protest?

Any Afonja who cheered and celebrated when IPOB protesters were shot dead should NEVER venture out of their houses for this meaningless protest. Anyone of you that decides to take the risk will definitely come back in a bodybag. Karma doesn't forget.

Hypocrites everywhere!

modath:
Some nitwits (NL resident chronically embittered & disgruntled elemets) rejoicing in this ban have no idea of the far reaching effects of what this power drunk crazy mofo has done....

A professorof Molecular Genetics from Switzerland who happens to hold an iranian passport was among those banned from entry into & this is someone knee deep in research for cure for Tuberculosis & Diabetes..... How is this OK

Pentagon, Joint Chiefs, Homeland Security were not consulted before emperor baby fists swung into motion, now he has left poo for them to clean up... Frantic efforts are already being made to get waivers for people from these countries acting as spies & translators for them....

In all of this, it speaks loudly that Saudi (Terrorist.com) UAE, Qatar and co haven't been included.... Business/ PROFIT over EVERYTHING ..., Trump really echoes the sentiments held by some peeps...


There is no way this won't be blocked!!! No way!!

My darling Mo, you sound so pained. The ban would soon be coming close to you. All Yoruba Muslim ragheads and their Northern almajiri masters will soon get their own dose of the Trump cyanide.

FastShipping:
I don't support Buhari but....

It is my wish for Buhari to be disgraced out of office but...

Now this is where the lies actually begin. Should we exhume your post history?

Nixiepie:
Hmmmmm no Nigeria,issokay

Are you OK?

blazer234:
I'm certain your blind eyes will be opened once Fulani herdsmen hit your home in the middle of the night and rape the hell out of you, kill your father mother and husband (if you are married) and kidnap your children (if you have any).

That useless Kenonze girl is Fulani and from the North but currently living off oil resources in PortHarcourt. Check her post history. She's a very bitter and hateful individual.

Their time is almost up. They will all be chased back to the North very soon.

adedayoa2:
sometimes I wonder if GEJ had made life this easy, why was he voted out?

You voted him out based on very primordial reasons.

If Jonathan made life difficult for Nigerians, I wonder what Buhari is doing now. Thank God we're all buying things from the same market.

durubrian:
From the little knowledge I have about "Christianity"... It entails emulating Jesus Christ... Christians should be "CHRIST-LIKE" , killing doesn't sound like what Christ would do.

Mathew 11:12.

Be warned and advised properly!

gawu1:
There is no big deal if Buhari is declared dead and brought back in a bodybag tomorrow because Buhari, like every living soul, is just a mortal awaiting his appointed time. But, mocking to deliberately annoy some other people who may be grieved for the dead would surely meet up with un told consequences.
Ask your parents, the consequences of mocking Ahmadu Bello and others' dead was paid for with over 3 millions lives. That is the deal.

Will you shut it! If Buhari dies we will celebrate and there's nothing you or your bloodthirsty brothers can do about it. You'll only come online and cry and that's it. This is 2017 and not 1967. Try nonsense and see nonsense. The equation has changed.

This is the same type of arrogance and impudence with which the Tutsies carried on in Rwanda till the day of reckoning came. Trust me your day of reckoning is coming and I advise you be prepared.

Idi0ts!

adadike281:
Yoruba boys using women as play thing since 1500.

Not just the Yoruba men... Their women are equally as useless and shameless.

Afonjas sef...

hannyjay:
and i recomend u buhari is dead in kano or katsina.i swear dey no go see ur smelly death body

You're a woman, a Muslim woman for that matter... Please act and talk like one. A woman shouldn't be so uncouth in public places.

Even if Buhari is brought back in a bodybag tomorrow, what's the big deal? Is he any better than Abacha or Yaradua who died while in office?

Eledan:
Ok, I know Aba and Onitsha have the largest concentration of miscreants and invalids in ibo land

One who attacks another first for voicing his opinion isn't a miscreant but the one who retaliates such an unwarranted attack is a miscreant The same way the murderous Buhari regime sends their killer Fulani militia to slaughter innocent citizens and immediately send the Sunni Muslim army to quell any reprisals. Yoruba people sef.

Once again, let another suicidal Northerner try it in any part of Igboland... I can guarantee you his end won't be nice.

Eledan:
Ok that the slap will reset the taxi driver malfunctioning brain ?
Honestly many people need such slap on NL

I recommend an unfortunate Northerner to try it in Aba or Onitsha. We'll definitely be seeing photographs of his burnt and mutilated corpse on the Nairaland frontpage.

kettle84:
never underestimate the power of sex enhancing drugs.

The moment that dried old vegetable of a man takes just one pill of sex enhancing drugs, he's gone for good. The man looks too frail and sickly to be thinking about sex.

shakaZuIlu:
i personally busted him years ago
no be today

The idi0t was busted on his unfortunate trip to Awka.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Don't say "Nigerians". Don't be politically correct. Point in the right direction of the people that want the President dead. Name names if you want to name names and stop playing to the gallery.

What's stopping you from pointing in the right direction or naming names?

Disgusting old bigot!