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krattoss:
seminary... den of homosexuals..

I regretted going there.

You're a bloody homosexual and that's why you were kicked out of the seminary. No wonder somebody pitied you a$$. You must have been prying it open with strange objects like thorny orange stems and iron rods. Hence the extreme bowel movement you have txt requires you to wear adult diapers.

How dare you say that the Catholic seminary was den of homosexual. Tell us what you did that expelled you from the seminary, you raving and blazing fagg0t. You are simply Ezi Ohia.

You blame it on South West politicians that drag sick northern politicians out to contest and die so that they would take over.

A fool and his money have parted way.

I fart on this thread!

It's always the duty of Yoruba men to clear the poo dumped by their Fulani master. See how towncrier Adesina and Commisioner Osibande are falling over themselves to clean the giant turd dumped by the Dullar.d himself.

Compare and contrast, Obama signs autographs too. The Du.llard is surrounded by security operatives.

Lie

Just one more lie and I'm done.

Everything about this government is a lie targeted to hoodwink the public. Buhari is a fraud.

An brown roof I come look. Beere, Ibadan = brown roofs.

agalamanyi:
The design is not creative to say the least, it's a copy of the Mercedes G, just imagine the lawsuit Mercedes would slam on him if they found out, but the beauty of the scenario is that Mercedes does not know Innoson exists.

That's what kills children of hate. What have you or your dad achieved in life.

Gen. Buhari and Boko Haram should be the ones to blame. They've been scaring investors. By the way, the pix says it all:

The only major achievement of these baby mamas is that they had kid out of wedlock with randy musicians. Just look at it, either they are posing with the kids they had with these undisciplined musicians or the kid is snapped alone with the baby mama in the background. We should stop celebrating folly and allow these kids live their lives.

Now the Ooni has immortalized the SCRATCHED FACE through the logo.

This is the Zoo police force!

How to know a MAD man...

He wakes up in the morning.

Puts on his cloth and without washing his face and brushing his teeth, heads straight to the filling station.

On getting there, he sees an unprecedented multitude of people queued for fuel.

He spends about 7hours on the queue before it gets to his turn and eventually buys PMS for 200/litre.

Heads back home, fuels his generator, charges his phone and then posts on Facebook #iStandWithBuhari.

- Prof. Ephraim U. Omorodion
(Head of Department, Geriatric Neuropsychiatry, Neuropsychiatric Hospital, Aro - Abeokuta, Ogun State)

Sai Buhari! The most useless lanky dullaardinhoe dullard that has been ever known by man. Buhari is a useless gworo chewing, kunu sipping, blokkos washing piglet. Buhari is a curse!

Buhari is a (dullard) dullard. Testing whether Nairaland will autocorrect.

We've been scammed.

We've been scammed. Pure and simple!

Nigerians have been scammed!

Please, can anyone remind which people occupy Ogun State.

The Police in Ogun state have uncovered another ritualists’ site at Iyana-Ilogbo area of Sango-Ota, area of and also arrested two persons in connect with it.
A decomposing remains of a male victim, clothes, shoes, wigs, matchete, and bags were also retrieved at the site tucked inside an abandoned Ayokunnu filling station, about 20 metres from the seedy Iyana Ilogbo bus stop on Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway.
Policemen attached to the Sango Police State, and the Special Anti-Robbery Squad team were said to have swooped on the one- storey building, acting on a tip off from a member of the community, and arrested the two suspects.
The suspected ritualists arrested at the location are Babatunde Taofeek and Hammed Hassan.
It was learnt that the escape of two victims of the suspect from the den and failed bid to recapture them gave the suspects away as their action attracted the attention of passers -by who thronged to the site.
Angry residents were said to have broken parts of the building where they also discovered items giving out foul odour.
The ensuining confusion and shock also drew the attention of the police which arrested the two of the suspects while other members of the ritual gang were said to have escaped.
Police Public Relations Officer, Olumuyiwa Adejobi, who confirmed the incident, said the den was discovered at about 7am, and that the Divisional Police Officer in charge of Sango Division and men of the Anti-Robbery Squad‎ acted swiftly and arrested two suspects.
Adejobi said the suspects – Babatunde Taofeek and Hammed Hassan, were found at the scene in possession of a lifeless body of a man believed to have been killed by criminals.
“Items recovered from the scene include a cutlass,clothes,shoes and caps, the suspects were at an abandoned filling station (Ayokunnu), at Iyana-Ilogbo.
“We are also making effort to arrest the owner of the abandoned filling station while the suspects are under interrogation.
“The Commissioner of Police‎, Mr Abdulmajid Ali, has ordered that the case be transferred to the Criminal Investigation Department of the Command, at Eleweran, Abeokuta for further investigation.”

http://thenationonlineng.net/another-ritualists-den-found-ogun/

Should these two individuals be eating cake.
One, they are over weight.
Two, they've made the civil servants in their state unable to afford bread talk less of cake.
Three, they are not wearing the right clothes for Valentine.
Four, they are old, but playing young.

Gerrarahere two roaches.

And suddenly the Nigerian Police could do a covert operation to stop a homosexual wedding and arrest the homosexual couple and their guests. Yet the same police can't replicate same with Boko Haram terrorists that kill thousands daily.

That's the tragedy of Nigeria. A country that is burning while the leaders purpsue inanities. Inasmuch as I agree that homosexuality is illegal and immoral, but it's not the most pressing problems that Nigeria has today. Our economy is in dustbin, our currency worthless, insecurity everywhere and Nigerians are divided more now than before. The government should pursue these more than they are pursuing homos.

Details of the May/June 2015 West African Senior School Certificate Examination emerged on Thursday with states in the South-East, again, leading in the performance chart of candidates who obtained credits in at least five subjects, including English Language and Mathematics.

Abia State topped the chart with 33, 762 of its 52, 801 candidates.

This came as no candidate obtained five credits and above, including English and Mathematics from four Federal Government colleges.

The schools are the Federal Government Girls’ College, Bajoga, Gombe State; FGGC, Bauchi; FGGC Gboko, and the Federal Science and Technical College, Kafanchan.

To secure university admission in the country, a candidate must obtain credits in five subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics.

Anambra State came second with 28, 379 out of 46, 385 candidates. While Abia State scored 63.94 per cent, Anambra got 61.18 per cent out of 100 per cent.

Edo State took the third position with 38, 052 of its 62, 327 candidates getting five credits and above. It had 61.05 per cent. Rivers and Imo states came fourth and fifth respectively.

In the 2014 May/June WASSCE rankings, Anambra State led the pack, while Abia State came second.

However, with 4.37 per cent, Yobe State came last on the 2015 rankings list with only 646 candidates obtaining five credits and above including English and Mathematics. Fourteen thousand, seven hundred and eight-four pupils, comprising 10, 807 males and 3,977 females, sat for the examination in the state.

Aside from Yobe State, seven other northern states occupied the rear positions in the rankings involving the 36 states and Abuja. They are Zamfara (36th), Jigawa (35th), Gombe (34th), Katsina (33rd), Kebbi (32nd) Bauchi (31st) and Sokoto (30th).

Lagos with 68, 173 out of 141, 963 candidates that sat for the examination placed sixth on the rankings. In fact, 32, 595 males and 35, 578 females obtained the required benchmark for university admission.

The statistics obtained exclusively by our correspondent on Thursday also revealed that Osun and Oyo states placed 29th and 26th respectively. While 8,801 candidates out of 48,818 obtained the basic entry requirement for university admission in Osun, Oyo State recorded only 21.03 per cent success in the examination.

Of the 78,896 candidates Oyo State presented, only 16,588 of them obtained five credits and above including English and Mathematics.

The breakdown, according to a WAEC source, is the consolidated results approved by the council following its National Examinations Committee meeting held in November.

One million five hundred and ninety thousand, two hundred and eighty-four candidates sat for the examination in which only 562, 413 candidates obtained credits in five subjects and above including English Language and Mathematics.

In other words, 1,029,871 representing 64.63 per cent failed to obtain admission requirement to the nation’s universities.

The former Head of National of the council, Mr. Charles Eguridu, announced the release of the results last August.

A further breakdown of the 2015 results, showed that the seventh, eighth, ninth and 10th positions went to Bayelsa, Delta, Enugu and Ebonyi states in that order.

Ekiti State placed 11th with 8,954 out of its 21, 333 candidates that sat for the examination getting the required admission benchmark.

Kaduna, Ondo, Abuja, Kogi, Benue, Akwa Ibom, and Kwara states came 12th, 13th, 14, 15th and 16th in that order.

Ogun State with 75,994 candidates occupied the 19th position. The state bagged 32.89 per cent with its 25, 006 candidates, comprising 12,059 males and 12, 947 females, obtaining five credits and above including English and Mathematics.

In the 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th and 25 slots are Cross River, Taraba, Plateau, Nassarawa, Kano and Borno states in that order. While 15,903 candidates out of 62,511 obtained the benchmark in Kano, 5,347 out of 21,695 got the same results in Borno.

Niger and Adamawa states occupy the rankings list ahead of Osun State. They placed 27th and 28th. While Osun State recorded 18.03 per cent success, Niger and Adamawa states got 19.66 and 18.08 per cent respectively.

Meanwhile, in the performance register for the 104 Federal Government colleges in the same examination, the Federal Government Girls’ College, Benin, outshined the others with 230 of its 232 pupils getting the university admission yardstick.

The Federal Government Girls’ College, Kazaure, occupied the second slot with only two of its pupils also missing the benchmark. But while FGGC Benin, obtained 99.14 per cent, its Kazaure counterpart, got 98.10 per cent.

The breakdown showed that the Federal Government College, Rubochi, came third with its 146 candidates, comprising 94 males and 52 females, out of 156 that sat for the examination putting up good showings.

The Federal Government Academy, Suleja; FGC, Okigwe, and the FGC, Nise, came fourth, fifth and sixth.

From the Unity schools in Lagos, the FGC, Ijanikin, which occupied the seventh position in the rankings, emerged the best in the state with 357 out of its 387 candidates that sat for the examination obtaining the basic university entry requirement.

It came ahead of the over 100-year-old Kings College (18th), Federal Science and Technical College, Yaba (21st) and the Queens College (54th). While 361 out of 452 candidates obtained their papers at KC, 181 out of 413 females succeeded at QC.

Occupying the eighth, ninth, 10th, 11th and 12th positions are the FGC, Okposi; FGC, Ikole-Ekiti; FGGC Efon-Alaye; FGGC, Minjibir, and the FGC, Jos, in that order.

From the statistics, The PUNCH findings revealed that of the 74 candidates that sat for the examination at the FGGC, Bajoga, no one got the basic admission requirement.

It was the scenario at the FGGC, Bauchi and Gboko. Whereas 143 candidates sat for the examination in the Bauchi school, 144 females did the same at the FGGC, Gboko.

For the FSTC, Kafanchan, of the 40 candidates, comprising 29 males and 11 females that sat for the examination, no one also obtained the minimum entry requirements to the university.

Of the 26 Unity schools occupying the rear positions on the performance chart, 22 of them are located in the North. The other four colleges are the FGGC, Ikot Obio Itong, Ukam at 89th position; FGGC, Calabar (92nd); FSTC, Uyo (93rd) and the FGC, Idoani, Ondo State occupying the 96th position.

In the May/June 2014 WASSCE, 529,425 candidates, representing 31.28 per cent of the candidates, obtained the minimum university entry requirement. One million, six hundred and ninety-two thousand, four hundred and thirty-five candidates sat for the examination that year.

In May/June 2013, 639,334 candidates, representing 38.30 per cent, qualified to seek admission to university in the country. One million five hundred and forty-three thousand, six hundred and eight-three candidates sat for the examination.

http://www.punchng.com/again-south-east-leads-in-wassce-performance-chart/

Dear Nairalander, have you blamed GEJ today?

Blame! Blame GEJ for everything.

Soon they would start blaming GEJ.

The Daura fool is unraveling!

Tbillz:
GMB was assumed to be sponsoring or subscribed to the idea of BH back then.... If its true, the question is i.] can he be sponsoring terrorist against his own government?

Most terrorist organizations turn agsinst their sponsors when they become big. The Muhajadeens of Afghanistan turned against their American sponsors.