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WEEKEND LAFTA::::::::::::An old woman boarded a bus to lagos from calabar.She told the driver; "Driver, if u reach Benin,pls stop me o!"The driver nodded and then she shouted again "My children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA!!!
On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never blinked. After several hours of driving,very close to lagos,about 3hrs away from Benin,The poor woman asked; "Driver you never reach benin ni?"," Ooooh!! The driver exclaimed; madam benin is like 3hours behind us.The woman started crying"take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"
Considering the age of the woman it was agreed, that the driver should turn back back to Benin. On getting to benin, the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed with the bottle water she had. She then smiled and said; Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we go lagos. =))

If u be driver,wetin u go do for dis old woman!

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Wht kind of problem is it that ur bold 5 has, pls tell us here so that it can serve as a lesson ƒσя those of us eyeing BOLD 5.

Ma 1st phone was Philips in 2003 which I sold bck in 2weeks time bcuz it became hot whenever I'm operating it, which ma friends used to make a jest/mock of me then that, why would I buy Philips phone, dt Philips are known ƒσя Iron making . My 2nd phone was Toshiba which was even more worst than Philips...one of ma friend 'Boozy' would laugh And laugh @me dt I sold ma Philips iron to buy Toshiba TV And truely d phone looks like TV †ђξ 3rd phone was Nokia 3510i which was more appreciated bcuz me &friend (Boozy) went to computer village 2geder 2get it And doest nt even last ƒσя a ♏öŋƮЂ b4 a car stepped on it on an express road . 4th one was Nokia 3310 blue faced And later another Nokia which I can't remember d model And another Nokia And Nokia And Nokia etc b4 I got d current fone I'm using blackberry 9650 (bold 3) last year.

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Basic: Stop deceiving yourself, the plan is not unlimited. It is just 1GB. Most people erroneously think it is unlimited because they do not get to exhaust their 1GB within 30 days. Try downloading 2-3 high quality full length films and you'll see it's not "unlimited".

Bro which network do u use ƒσя ur BIS...I use glo And I download films anyhow within 30days

No food ƒσя lazy man
Baby on board
Ibaje eniyan ko da ise Oluwa duro
OMO alhaja
Etc

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Babe boo boo I see u

CIVILIZATION

A girl died of AIDS, so her grandmother came from the village to pack her belongings.

While doing the packing she saw the girl's g-string.

With tears in her eyes she said,

"THIS DISEASE IS DANGEROUS, SEE HOW IT HAS EATEN MY CHILD'S PANT"... =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))

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And she get boobs too

sexkillz: [color=#000030]So, someone told you a girl left you because you did not bed her, and you believed? Now, i don't know who is more ignorant. Ask that quack teacher of yours why girls also leave guys that has slept with them 10 times over. . .

A platonic relationship dos not involve sex. Feelings might develop if you see too much of the person and if your discussions are mostly based on romance. If you start having feelings for your supposedly platonic friend, pls define the relationship and ask them out once and for all, and stop giving new meanings to the word, platonic. . . Smh. [/color]

You made sense ƒσя †ђξ first time

amber222: that's d point and d guy is cute.one thing i jt don't like abt him is dt he dn't finish is education.

Leave him jare @least he dey make him doe....hw many graduate dey dia wey never get job ? Some wey get self na shit , I once made †ђξ mistake instead of going ƒσя Job interview I went ƒσя HND interview nw I'm biting ma fingers

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Winnerslfc: Our governor is kinda too dull... Y did he relax the curfew in the 1st place Dis has given room for deadly preparations.... Well 24hrs curfew is back pls stay indoor and alert.

NOTE: the "shoot on site order" has been given.
If u are found anywhere among crowd at dis time just know u may be shot dead by an army....
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED........

Good Luck......

Jonathan [b]

Winnerslfc: Our governor is kinda too dull... Y did he relax the curfew in the 1st place Dis has given room for deadly preparations.... Well 24hrs curfew is back pls stay indoor and alert.

NOTE: the "shoot on site order" has been given.
If u are found anywhere among crowd at dis time just know u may be shot dead by an army....
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED........

Good Luck......

Jonathan

Winnerslfc: Our governor is kinda too dull... Y did he relax the curfew in the 1st place Dis has given room for deadly preparations.... Well 24hrs curfew is back pls stay indoor and alert.

NOTE: the "shoot on site order" has been given.
If u are found anywhere among crowd at dis time just know u may be shot dead by an army....
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED........

Good Luck......

Jonathan

petokey: I think i have to stop running also join the youth and fight. I better die a worrior instead of being a coward. Pls sm1 advice me. Am in kakuri, a christian dominated area. Pls advice me.

Unsheath ur sword And GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ on bro...kill em all And keep moving,hit dem niggas where its hot!!! ?

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When he was singing tears began to roll down her eyes; so Akpos replied: eyaah! I nor know say you love me reach dis level oh! Wow! My bodi dey sweet me.

The girl replied "nor be the song dey make me cry oh! Na the odour from your mouth dey pepper my eye". LoooooL

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Wow...I'm jst seeing this!!!!

brainpulse: The consequence is more farther than the implications of today. Monies realised from this unholy venture could have adverse effect on the individual and also when such money is used to train up a child, you know the result. We contend with a lot of things, which more are as a result of our past wrong doing and we blame it on house hold enemies. We can try to reason it out with the excuse of the situation of the coutry, funny enough the same guy will course and abuse the leaders for currupt system but forgetting that he is a partaker of those destroying the system.
With is hard work and experience he could have secured a good employment in some company that values experience more than certificate (some expert establishments) without presenting a fake result. Let him confess and beg for mercy, then suggest he would resign because he had repented, he could be favoured who knows, rather than being disgraced and have a long life dent on his personalty.

Bro I think this should serve as an example for other employer that most times its not d pali (certificate) dt matters...there r best brain out there with low CGPA dt can perform!

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Na soooooo bro

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8ightball: 5 comments and it hits front page?

Plus urs =

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Amen! I bin think say na only me notice the nonsensical jangbajantis! [/color]

Is it compulsory u comment, u dis Nairaland fowl!!!

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