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A black man and a white man were sitting in the park, the white man had a pet monkey and the black man is selling bananas, the black man said 'Mr. Can u look after my bananas, i'm goin to the toilet"," Yeah sure, go ahead" said the white man. When the black man came he found his bananas gone and asked "where are my bananas" the white man pointed to the monkey and said "ask ur brother" , the black man chilled and sat down. Few minutes later the white man ask "can u watch my monkey I'm going to the toilet" ,"oh yeah sure!" said the black man. When the white man came back he found his monkey dead and exclaim "what happened here?" the black replied " don't get involved pls , it's a family matter"...

A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park, the white man had a pet monkey and the black man is selling bananas, the black man said 'Mr. Can u look after my bananas, i'm goin to the toilet"," Yeah sure, go ahead" said the white man. When the black man came he found his bananas gone and asked "where are my bananas" the white man pointed to the monkey and said "ask ur brother" , the black man chilled and sat down. Few minutes later the white man ask "can u watch my monkey I'm going to the toilet" ,"oh yeah sure!" said the black man. When the white man came back he found his monkey dead and exclaim "what happened here?" the black replied " don't get involved pls , it's a family matter"...

Mr. Globe:
Ok.. Make dbanj dey there with his day dreaming of breaking into the international market. Others have moved on.

He who laugh last laugh best

Chelsea all †ђξ way..Baba GOD noni...Liverpool ma A$$

bobosydney: You just make me laugh with your unreasonable comments that you just make . By the way , Nigeria is my country ,lagos is my state and home , wether you like or not or you jealous due to your inferiority . You can't compare Southwest with impoverished SE and SS in terms of amenities and economy . Your region still backward with all the resources the you shouting that you get with millions of you live in slum and poverty . Many of your leaders always stealing the public money and send it to UK, like your brother Ibori and so on . i did't say people are not corrupt in SW but SE and SS leaders are most corrupt people in Nigeria and even you people brother ( Jonathan) couldnt even safe you from mess . Shame on you people and you need to shy your face well well . EKO ONI BAJE OOOOOOOOOO

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bin gbagbo: my friend is still not coninced and wants to take the loan.

With his dad's C of O

Baba_Eleko: Please, is it gonn be available for streaming online. Anyone know any website?

Of course yes

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NRI PRIEST: Try calabar chics they will Zap you till you jump window and swear never to come back, lol. Forget Igbo chics cos they will shop ya money and tear race but if you want them DARK,SMELLY AND LOUD you should try the other side !

Why did u like starting a war u knw u can't finish...av u forgotten wht happened to u in dis thread...( Oodua Nationalist Congress
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Haram)

Gbam!

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-when phone calls connect immediately without ringing

-when a room is usually d police station

-when police are always refers to as officer

mxxpunkxx: a man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds

playboy19: @Bolded, did you even read the interview atall? Kanye, kick him out? Are you serious? What they have now is a Joint-Venture (if you don't what that means, then look it up on google), and it'll always be a win-win partnership for either side. And if i take my time to break down the whole possible scenarios of the whole contract to you, then you'd see that Don Jazzy is freaking loosing out for God sake (Hey, remember who brought Guinness Stout, Indomie, Nestle, B.A.T ...et al to Nigeria?). If you don't believe me, read about Jimmy Irvin and Inter-scope Record.



Have you have ever bought a N1m car FOR YOURSELF before? I can authoritatively answer NO on your behalf. Cos you if you have, you would know the feelings that comes with spending a whole million naira buying a car for yourself. That being said, let's talk about how many cars he said he bought (majority of which are for his label boys and some ingrate car-crashing idiiots). I can tell you all those cars he claimed he bought (if true) would have set him back with nothing less than a 150 million naira (that's a lot, you'd agree). That includes the 2 Bentleys, the Aston and the 6 Ranges.

Now here is my question to you young man, if you are ever given the chance in life to be in his shoes, spending that much on cars (most of which are not being driven by you), how would you honestly feel/act?

He who doesn't believe D'banj bought †ђξ cars should ©º♏Є to Philly And Mools @ Opebi via Sheraton link ƒσя confirmation,a friend of mine works there And he told me this ƒσя long which I dunno believe until I read his interview...contact me ƒσя more infos

Rachel wang: you can find my email below

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cold: Who da heck is Morris Chestnut to decline the hotel accommodation he was offered,saying it wasn't 5 star enough for him?A fvckin D-list actor come naija wan com shine.Shiooor

Plz explain in a more simplier way

I've never ƒσя once vote ƒσя PDP in ma life! !

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