₦airaland Forum

Teacher: Give any types of lines
you know.
Student 1: Vertical line
Teacher: Very good. another line..
Student 2: Horizontal line
Teacher: Impressive..who will tell
us the other
one.
Akpors at the back shouted: me
Sir..Sir!
Teacher: Okhay Akpors tell us.
Akpors: Caroline.

I think a guy GenBuhari wrote something like this on a thread sometimes bck...searching 4d link

bakila: Landlord don appear. GB

I like †ђξ spirit of †ђξ Zimbabweans

How many minutes dem wan take show USA...wow dem plenty sha !

naijababe: Spain, man in pink wig. Lol

Won ti mu Don Simon yoooooo

Babamide: I'm sure that white aso ebi was patience's idea #team nigeria

Fila, Iro, Gele, Buba etc I ℓ♥√ع Nigeria I ℓ♥√ع Yoruba's culture

9ce one Naija...oya fast forward plz

Na Kanye west carry flag ƒσя mozambique oOº°˚˚˚˚°ºO

Federal state of macaroni abi ‎​​wetin be dis

And Ghadaffi

Acidosis: NIGERIA!!!!!!





April fo;ol

July Fool

naijababe: Usain Bolt,!!!!!'!!!

Thunder Bolt !!!

I think Nigeria is special in this Olympic...can't wait ƒσя †ђξ green white green oOº°˚˚˚˚°ºO

W̶̲̥̅̊hε̲̣̣̣̥я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ in †ђξ world is that...Guam

Ghanians r nt smiling...why ?

Former Yugoslavia republic of Macedonia

Adele on point now

passionate88: Lord voldermot was represented

Thought as much too...bur what's †ђξ meaning of that!!! Scary

1one: Why not just break up the relationship,and go fix urself...honestly i don't know why some of us guys act so funny(trust me I could have used another word in place of "funny"...it's just too early to start with those toxic words).
What is in a relationship that some of us just run into like a brakesless train(watch the movie unstoppable..u'll get a clearer picture).

You're a man,ur first responsibilty,ur first desire,ur first goal in life should not be a woman,it sd be in defining ur self,achieving ur life goals,being financially secure!!!....Before God brought Eve to Adam,Adam had a job(he was tendering the garden).

I don't even know what a man is doing in a relationship without a job,love is not about money,but money gives expression to love,u need money to properly express love

So dude,My advice is simple...tell her u want to let her go considering the fact that u don't have enough financial weight to bear her needs.

If she's yours,she'll stay and temper her lifestyle to suit ur present circumstance atleast till when u're more financially bouyant.

Guy u don break record ooooo 104 likes And still counting

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Record, yes. But then this one has 98 likes, and counting. . .

www.nairaland.com/1000494/dating-broke-man#11569144
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Sexkill u impressed me 4d 2nd time,av been searching ƒσя this thread since М̣̣̥̇̊Ό̲̣̣̣̥Я̩̥̊И̣̣̣̥Ȋ̝̊̅̄И̣̣̣̥G̲̣̣̣̥...†ђξ 'likes' is now 104 And counting...u're always on point !!! Thumbs up!

cyril83: Democracy is not working in nigeria and no type of government can work out in this cursed country,since our youth had no liver to rebel against the bad government,I hereby seek for what happened in the time of Noah need to happen in this God forsaken country!...iseeeee

Mr. Man this country is nt cursed it is only †ђξ people in it that are cursed...How can u tell me a country is cursed when this huge amount of money can still ©º♏Є out of it

Awon wereyyyyyyy

Billyonaire: Whats going on...Muslims are gathering ? Whats the agenda ?

Be ready ƒσя war...cuz that's their peak period, a lot of offers would be coming there way And u should be ready to compete with †ђξ Ǧ☺☺ϑ, bad , ugly , rich etc. ©º♏Є to think of it their thought would be like I'm still young 2be hooked...Ma je aye ori (i'll chop †ђξ head of ma life) :p :p

Sarah a: Not at all ,just a friend but each time I find it hard to believe may be becos this friend always say the number is Uk number and the +9 is uk landline. Any way not an issue any more. Thanks for creating time to reply my question.

U're welcome

Sarah a: I just want to be sure of certain thing ,+9 and +1 had been use to call me by the same person and I keep wondering , hope have not being fool.lol

Hope he's not claiming u won something ?

Sarah a: Pls what country uses this code:+15 and +91 pls I will appreciate if someone could help me with the answer.Thanks

Jes googled it +91 is an Indian code while +15 is a Canadian code. Calgary,Alberta, Canada

Sarah a: Pls what country uses this code:+15 and +91 pls I will appreciate if someone could help me with the answer.Thanks

Tell us was Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊llƔ happened or u google it...dnt die in silence!

Acidosis: Hahahaha. . .that number na etisalat (nigerian) number. Dem full nairaland self. . .
They can even change your number to an afganistan line. . .


Wait let me ask . .
Do you use an iphone?

I use blackberry And Nokia. †ђξ msg was sent to ma Nokia airtel line

This is †ђξ no. +447931435354

A message was sent to me now claiming I won a certain amount, here it goes ; UK iphone AWARD (Code:N0067) Your cell No. has won £715,000 Pounds Email CODE,NAME,NUMBER,COUNTRY to: iphoneclaimsdept@3mail.ie

I believe it's a scam, wht do you guys think ?

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