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ganye1: xynophobia

Xenophobia nt xynophobia

patholaw: Mtcheew. Must every story make front page?

Tell us †ђξ stories u need on †ђξ front page

GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ flex And die.

yuzedo: Unborn Child?? So you no get job for 3yrs but you still dey fhuck??! YOU ARE A B@STARD!!!



Lazy man dey find beautiful wife too! i dey laff!



Fhuck your selfish ass! Lol! The foetus will be looking for postinor to drink inside im mama belle because it must be fhucking ashamed that it was spurned by such a loser! You're still thinking of a way out, blaming AN UNBORN CHILD for your fhuck up?? Chai! I've finally seen it all!



So na low self-esteem don dey worry u since?? Big eye! u dey look ur friend jeep when him dey hustle u dey wait for who go dash u job. Lol! My friend go carry cement for site!



Stop telling us good bye, just GO already!



Huh?! Take whaaaa? Lol! Nigga u joking mehn!

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By the way, bro, you gay?? Your "letter" is kinda fruity. . .

@Yuzedo u GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ Ǧ☺☺ϑ ƒσя drama well well ooooo, all those igbo drama †ђξ way u dey analyze am self no even sweet person And u dey abuse person wey no get work

Olu abayomi :
Or 4 example,u're travelling bt wt little money on u dat ll not be sufficient 4 u 2 go n enter motor @d park so,you resolve to standin by d roadside and board one(SÒNLÈ). But on getting one,immediately you enter,d ongoing discussion is this 'D WAY I'LL MAL-TREAT IF I EVENTUALLY ONE' .Trust sharp mouth, You join them not knowing they're all ONE and all of a sudden,dem tell you say thank God you don catch thief today so,come show your hand work

Bros wht did u smoke? Plz edit ur rubbish!!!

Padipadi: Life wan kill me die here o. My own na if armed robber attack a bank dat I use and they approach me wt 'ur money or ur life,

'Life' don kill me too, I no fit Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°º≈

hammedkola: wait oh!...which one be one eye wey she dey cover?...hmmmm, illuminati or fashion?

Ilefo illuminatti

Sound track to ma life - Kid Cudi

Ivynwa: How can I not be alive Sweetie? I am alive and loving life. I haven't gotten your mail yet, I only got a PM notification which I replied

Good, av sent a msg nw !

Not afraid - Eminem

afam4eva: People will come now and say the election was free and fair because it was ACN that won. Had it been PDP now, people would have said that it was rigged.

Did u hear any report of hijacked ballot boxes, fake voters registration card , fake inec officials etc

Hope u should have ϑƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡πe dt by now!!!

Ivynwa: Tell them that girl.
The girls have no time frame on it with Tuface.
He sure is lucky Lol.
Have a great monday Ogugua.

@Ivynwa so u are still alive...jes read a post now dt u posted in 2010 abt a guy OCCULTIST...@a time I was afraid later I talk to maself dt dis is an empty threat...that's why I want to check on u, av sent u a mail

Two guys raped a princess. When they
were caught and taken to the king for
punishment. The king ordered them to
go and get as many fruits as they can
to bail themselves.
The first one went and returned with 15
Mangoes, the king ordered the guards
to insert the Mango into his ass so that
he will feel the same pain as the raped
Princess. The guy screamed and
shouted throughout the insertion.
Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud,
the guard asked him why he was
laughing in pain.
He pointed ahead and said
.
.
.
"Look at my friend (Akpos), he is
bringing WATER MELONs." lmao

Gbam!

akereconfi: Waku u dey MADT

Definitely he's madt

Oma se oooo ... Hope his TV program will start 2mao? Jes asking ?

A HR Manager, his Assistant, an
old woman and her young
daughter are traveling in a train
and during the course of time get
themselves introduced to each
other and become temporary
friends.
The train goes through a tunnel
and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound
and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are
sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over
holding his face, which is red
from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
"These Managers are all crazy
after girls. He must have kissed my
daughter in the tunnel. Very
proper that she slapped him."
The Young girl is thinking:
"The Manager must have tried to
kiss me but kissed my mother
instead and got slapped."
The Manager is thinking:
"Damn it. My Assistant must have
kissed the young girl. She might
have thought it was me and
slapped me."
Now guess what the Assistant is
thinking.
Now hold your breath and read
what the Assistant is
thinking...........
"If this train goes through
another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap
my Manager again. The Rascal
keeps harassing me in the Office." =D =))

Jojo Armani: Thumb Up man ur jokes make sense though I ve seen some b4 but it still makes me laugh.

†ђ♌n̶̲̥̅̊k§ man...happy viewing!!!

Like he's not found yet ooooo...let's ignore this news...ƒσя now

ikekings: @davades dis are d lists of problemo.... - Flickering buttons, red light, cycle
until battery is pulled after charging at
night.
- Battery pulled sometimes 4 times
before it will boot all the way up
- Will no longer add wallpaper from
micro SD card
- Battery dies suddenly
- Freezes
- After a whole night of charging the
battery indicator shows about 70%
- WAY more dropped calls than any
previous BB
- Red X then need to resend
randomly, but pretty constantly.
- Sending mail multiple times/
recipients receiving multiples.
- Bezel coming off (two of my 4
phones had this)
- Doesn’t connect over USB
properly every time. Need to unplug and
re-plug it in.
- On-Screen ringer mute doesn’t
work right away/properly rendering it
useless.
- Have to press alt every time I
unholster it to get back to regular
operation.
- BBMs just hang as transmitting for
days.
- Entire sentences missing from
emails until scrolled over (obviously a
screen refreshing issue)
- Failed calls 1 in 5 first attempts to
dial out (loud beeping sound "call failed"
- Video camera no longer works
(fails to get viewfinder). A couple times
phone turned off and rebooted when
video camera initiated.
- Volume of ringer suddenly much
quieter. Fixed itself after a couple of
days, then happened again, then fixed
itself again.
- Voice dialing no longer working at
all. Prompts for a command then just sits
there.
Shekina........

And someone buy dis kind fone frm u? Na dis fone GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ kill am oOº°˚˚˚˚°ºO , anyway †ђ♌n̶̲̥̅̊k§ i'll better GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ 4torch II jeje

Alive

I'm a pervert...I'm always thinking of having sex all d time even when in church I like staying awake @midnite,rite nw is past 4, I woke by 2am . I'm always late to work thou I used to wake early. I like boozing always even early in da М̣̣̥̇̊Ό̲̣̣̣̥Я̩̥̊И̣̣̣̥Ȋ̝̊̅̄И̣̣̣̥G̲̣̣̣̥. I like big butt even besides ma GFs I'd still stare @1/2 but . I dnt take water after meal And when cooking half of it is gone b4 its ϑƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡πe. I like phucking ma friends Gfs ...I'm a pretty naughty boi I knw it

I'm a pervert...I'm always thinking of having sex all d time even when in church I like staying awake @midnite,rite nw is past 4, I woke by 2am . I'm always late to work thou I used to wake early. I like boozing always even early in da М̣̣̥̇̊Ό̲̣̣̣̥Я̩̥̊И̣̣̣̥Ȋ̝̊̅̄И̣̣̣̥G̲̣̣̣̥. I like big butt even besides ma GFs I'd still stare @1/2 but

The Nigerian Television presenter, Abdulrasaq Aremu Gawat, who was declared missing has been found in Ibadan, family sources said yesterday.

SEE ME, SEE WAHALA OOOO..
Pls who owns a MAN, the mother or the wife?
Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year........"
Daughter-in-law: "Mama, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 10 years and he is still sucking".
Wahala dey oh!!! Men are in dilemma!
Mother-in-Law: “ I carried him for 9 months........ "
Daughter-In-Law: "He was only 3.5KG, then, wasn't he?....so what's the big deal?
I CARRY HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT NOW AND HE IS 90 KG. He even told me U used to beat him B4 - nd he beats ME now"
I beg, Who win dis debate....

WEEKEND LAFTA::::::::::::An old woman boarded a bus to lagos from calabar.She told the driver; "Driver, if u reach Benin,pls stop me o!"The driver nodded and then she shouted again "My children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA!!!
On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never blinked. After several hours of driving,very close to lagos,about 3hrs away from Benin,The poor woman asked; "Driver you never reach benin ni?"," Ooooh!! The driver exclaimed; madam benin is like 3hours behind us.The woman started crying"take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"
Considering the age of the woman it was agreed, that the driver should turn back back to Benin. On getting to benin, the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed with the bottle water she had. She then smiled and said; Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we go lagos. =))

If u be driver,wetin u go do for dis old woman!