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Rachel wang: i have replied all the mails, if you have not got it, please send me your mail again

thanks

I'll check bur this ma e-mail davades2002@yahoo.com

cameronese: So...?

U wan knw?...e ti ri nkan kan

Ok I think we should contd frm t
Testosterone

A boy asked his teacher if honey has legs, d teacher said no, but why did u asked? D boy said because I always hear my dad whispers "HONEY OPEN UR LEGS WIDE".

toygod2: O'boi....dos jokes were OK but noticed something,
why was it all about??u knw na
imma report u to ur mamma

Remember ma mum is yo mama!

Rachel wang: how about the phone market in nigeria

Doing great, did you get ma mail pls reply as soon as possible.

toygod2: lol,take 5 jare

#muah#

bright007: Nice 1

Thanks

kinguwem: Facebook is a social website that connects people. I rarely go there.
Nairaland is an interactive site where knowledge is acquired and shared. I'm always there.
I throw back the question, which site is better?

Nairaland nau!

Euphoria

†ђξ OP is suppose to ask us to diffrentiate btw Facebook And Nairaland. Well to me they r 2diffrent entities with different goal. Facebook is mainly a social networking site while Nairaland is a social networking site too but with strings attached I.e Educative, informative, Entertaining etc etc

davida222: stupid OP.

U'r more stupid!

†ђξ OP is suppose to ask us to diffrentiate btw Facebook And Nairaland. Well to me they r 2diffrent entities with different goal. Facebook is mainly a social networking site while Nairaland is a social networking site too but with strings attached I.e Educative, informative, Entertaining etc

Greed

Yoga

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Ben went 2 David's house 2 play Card with some Friends.Ben sat directly across David's wife.A card dropped on d Floor&Ben bent 2 pick it up.He looked across d table&saw David's wife's Leg Opened with no Panties.He stood up&went into d Kitchen 2get Water.2his suprise David's wife followed him&said,"did U LIKE Wht U SAW?" Ben said,"YES I DO"she smiled&said"Well u can get pass dat level but with only 10,000bucks".So Ben thought abt it 4a while & said "OK! No Shaking" She Said "Come here 2moro by 2:30pm; dat time David wud av been to work" Ben replied"OKAY,I'll come "Next day Ben came Over &they had SEX,He paid her&Left. Later,David came home &asked his wife"did Ben came here 2day?"She said YES,thinking she had been caught"David said"Gud!Cuz dt Fool came 2ma Office dis morning 2borrow 10,000bucks &said he'll give U d Money b4 I'm bck.did he give U? :/=D....

Jojo Armani: hahahahhahahahahhahaha Nice joke, Me likey.

More coming in another thread, keep in touch

Ma colleague jes contacted you And I need a room And parlour self contain too

Rapmoney: This what i actually mean...'Gbemre' in the Urhobo language means 'useless'.
So, why should one continue to bear such name because he/she wants to be identified as an
Urhobo person or African.I'll rather bear a name such as 'White' or 'Brown' than
bear a name that means 'useless'
The most annoying part of it is that people still bear the name 'Gbemre' till date!

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Na wa oOº°˚˚˚˚°ºO

ondo_boi: wow, very funny... doesnt matter if its copied from any fuckn place....

I dey feel you bro...xpect more soon!

Woman:
My husband is not interested in SEX

Doc; Give him this pill everyday. Put one each in his TEA daily.

She's did that and both enjoyed themselves. The Next day she put 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more. The 3rd day, she emptied all the bottle of pills into the TEA.

Two days later the Doc called to know the progress but the woman son that replies.

Mum is in Coma, Aunty is in the hospital Maid is suing for rape, My ass is paining me and Dad is looking for Bingo everywhere.

We need HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Fellas

Let's start this gaming by †ђξ day And month of our date of birth in ascending other. Jan1 - Dec31, i.e 2 people will post his/her day And month. †ђξ 1st poster must be born on Jan 1.

Example:

Jan 1
Jan 1
Then nxt

Feb 2
Feb 2 etc. Let keep †ђξ ball rolling #Legoooo

Wicked husband One evening a husband n wife were in bed.d husband was reading a book and d wife was watching TV, d husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's panties then withdraws his hand, d wife was surprised by dis nd thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a lil love. A short time later d husband again reaches into his wife's panties then withdraws his hand. Nw d wife is almost sure that her husband was in the mood. She decides to wait 4him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.Sure enough,d husband, still repeat d move she leaves the bed, removes her clothes and returns ready for sex.Her husband, still reading his book was surprised wen she says,'dear!, I'm ready! d husband asks,'for what'? she says ''well for sex dear! u've fingered me three times in the last 5mins and now i'm ready! d husband replies 'Huh!! Sex? I was just wetting my finger so I could flip the pages over.

jokingmary: Nice

LMAOOOOOO

More to ©º♏Є!

A Pastor rears chicken in the
Church premises, so one evening
a Cock went missing. In Church
the next day the Pastor asked
"who has a cock?" All the men
stood up.." No, I mean who has
seen a cock?" All the women got
up,
"No, no, I meant who has seen a
cock that isn't theirs?" Half of
the women got up, "Oh for
goodness sake i mean!! Who has
seen my
cock??" All the Choir girls got up....Lmao....

ondo_boi: (9/10) clap for ya self

Gbam! Thumbs up

booqee: Awww.....finally i've seen a joke dat actually made me laff out loud. Nice one poster!

Thanks, more coming in another thread.hope u'r following. Watch out!

Rachel wang: good day

What r †ђξ terms And conditions...I'm really interested in trading with you! I think av told you that b4.Holla