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PhonesBest Wallpapers For Your Phones Lock Screen And Home Screen!!! by DaveHert(op): 3:17pm On Aug 06, 2016
This thread is simply for those looking for cool wallpapers and pictures that can beautify their phones home screen and lock screen.

If you have any cool looking wallpaper feel free to share it here for others!!!

RomanceRe: Rate My Haircut by DaveHert(m): 3:09pm On Aug 06, 2016
prettythicksme:
Lol,done buh cant find anything funny in my comments.
I guess I do have my own sense of humor.
RomanceRe: Rate My Haircut by DaveHert(m): 2:39pm On Aug 06, 2016
prettythicksme:
What's funny? grin
Go nd reread ur conversation with him and see for urself!
RomanceRe: Top 5 Trolls On NL 2016(LIST FINISHED) by DaveHert(m): 2:33pm On Aug 06, 2016
FvckeDyoBiTch:
Actually it doesn't...If NL was Good, there would be a question mark at the end if my name
Hehe..tell that to seun.
RomanceRe: See What Masturbation Does To You. by DaveHert(m): 2:29pm On Aug 06, 2016
ikombe:
If you dont get it , pls dont quote me and mind u get out of the thread undecided
Hmmm .... I shouldn't quote you because you are special or just too stupid to quote...which is it? And then telling me to get out of a thread, lolz it's my fault sha, my apologies!
RomanceRe: Female Orgasms! by DaveHert(m): 2:22pm On Aug 06, 2016
supersystems:
if a girl retians consiousness u cant get her to loose herself hence her best performance nau..i feel guys should just get it out anf leave what nots once in a while..
true talk!
FamilyRe: 13 Words That Do Not Exist In Your Nigerian Parents’ Vocabulary by DaveHert(m): 1:55pm On Aug 06, 2016
Obiomon:
#sigh phew!! I yaf try !!!! grin My teeth don already de pain me wet I take type cheesy lalasticlala don't let this work be in vain grin
Please are you really a girl or a guy? Cause I thought only a guy could be this funny!
FamilyRe: 13 Words That Do Not Exist In Your Nigerian Parents’ Vocabulary by DaveHert(m): 1:49pm On Aug 06, 2016
Obiomon:
4. “Sex”


Sex doesn’t exist. Simpu. The end. Full stop. Bye.
You deserve an oscar award for this one.
#CantStopLaughing grin
FamilyRe: 13 Words That Do Not Exist In Your Nigerian Parents’ Vocabulary by DaveHert(m): 1:45pm On Aug 06, 2016
Obiomon:
1. “Allowance”


Which one is allowance? Are they not ‘allowing’ you live in their house for free? My friend, will you leave this place
"My friend, will you leave this place" I swear this is their favourite catch phrase!
RomanceRe: Rate My Haircut by DaveHert(m): 1:31pm On Aug 06, 2016
prettythicksme:
shocked shocked what da fuvk is dis?b like say the way i dey play too much.
Lmfao
RomanceRe: Female Orgasms! by DaveHert(m): 1:28pm On Aug 06, 2016
supersystems:
@DaveHeart i agree and salute your comment

To add mine i think many guys learn about sex from too many sources so when they get to the act it becomes an acaademic exercise too much menntl workload..if you can make a person loose their self conciousness then orgasm should be a pie nau
Yeah you are right, guys are always trying to imitate pornstars, not knowing that those guys are on steroids and other shitty substances, but I do have to admit, some girls are work wink
RomanceRe: See What Masturbation Does To You. by DaveHert(m): 12:44pm On Aug 06, 2016
ikombe:
Vaseline crew be like undecided
Okay am confused, what has vaseline got to do with anything?
RomanceRe: How I Picked Up A Prostitute For A Night And Fell In Love With Her by DaveHert(m): 12:39pm On Aug 06, 2016
This story is just disturbing!
RomanceRe: Top 5 Trolls On NL 2016(LIST FINISHED) by DaveHert(m): 12:34pm On Aug 06, 2016
FvckeDyoBiTch:
The trolls know me ..They can't fvck with me
Your username alone qualifies for trolling! smiley
RomanceRe: Top 5 Trolls On NL 2016(LIST FINISHED) by DaveHert(m): 12:31pm On Aug 06, 2016
Maxi112:
i pray this post ends well
LMFAO!!! That picture is killing me grin grin
RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by DaveHert(m): 12:25pm On Aug 06, 2016
Fmartin:
toddler is even grown up, y not say zygote huh

Take this thread personal at ur own peril. Mtcheew

bunch of cheats
Now u sound like a girl complaining, why not answer my question and tell us what numbers you are guilty of, or are you a hypocrite? ?
RomanceRe: How To Make Women Cum Several Times With Ease by DaveHert(m): 12:22pm On Aug 06, 2016
DeLioncourt:
It's quite simple really...


Go do something reasonable with your life, make a sh*t load of money and watch the women cum

grin
Hopefully you have tried it by making a lot of money and watching them all cum right? undecided

Everybody wan create thread
RomanceRe: Female Orgasms! by DaveHert(m): 12:19pm On Aug 06, 2016
DeLioncourt:
That's very wrong brother. It's like saying some men can never cum during sex.
If you know what you're doing she'll cum like a person possessed.
Lolz comparing a man's sexuality to a woman's own is just laughable, it is a reflex action for guys ( it's natural and happens every time) but for a lady, they have to work for it, the guy has to know what he is doing or she won't climax. There are different ways to get a girl to climax, I am yet to see a girl that can't be made to climax.
RomanceRe: Female Orgasms! by DaveHert(m): 12:08pm On Aug 06, 2016
Barayeks:
Cos some females can never climax through penetrative sex, it doesn't matter how long you last...that doesn't mean they don't enjoy it tho. For girls like that you'd have to explore together to find out what does it. MouthAction is the only thing that can make some ladies cum.
Hehehe #WalkingAway
RomanceRe: Female Orgasms! by DaveHert(m): 12:06pm On Aug 06, 2016
Blessograo:
Cos we not the ones hitting we get punched inside mostly in the wrong place.
Then your bf is a learner!
RomanceRe: Am Sexy N U Knw It by DaveHert(m): 12:01pm On Aug 06, 2016
ufss:
yesss
It is buhari I blame, if only there were jobs to keep the jobless busy you wouldn't have been here.

You Are Jobless And We Know It!!! grin yesss
RomanceRe: Rate My Haircut by DaveHert(m): 11:43am On Aug 06, 2016
Zceesneh:
Rate my new haircut, I know motherfuckers will come for me, buh am ready for them
Shey u don't have mirror at home? just do me one favour, look at the hairstyle below and then get a mirror and look at your own, then tell me how many i should rate yours.......can u do that?

RomanceRe: Facts About Guys. by DaveHert(m): 11:30am On Aug 06, 2016
Fmartin:
Remember last i talked about facts abt ladies, today its gonna be on guys wink


FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!


1. They Can never love one girl.

2. They Love sex more than love.

3. Are Talented in lying. grin

4. They Talk softly while conning
ladies. wink

5. They Are Heart breakers. ;(

6. They Can promise girls heaven
on earth. grin

7. They Love you before sex,
when you do it they hate you.

8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate
protected sex.

9. Are Specialists in confusing
girls.

10. 80% of conning Men are
broke.

11. They're wicked. sad

12. Using and dumping girls is
their hobby.

13. They want to bear the title
am the one that disvirgined this
girl. :p

14. Many of them are jobless. ;(

15. A lot of them are pretenders. :x

16. To Them I love you means I
want to have sex with you. ;(

17. Men don't believe in
relationship without sex. shocked

18. All they want is sex. No sex
no dating. Abi cheesy

19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go,
facebook and whatsapp but still
they'll keep asking girls out.

20. They love doing sex through
out their life. shocked
What numbers r u guilty of??
RomanceRe: Who Cheats More In A Relationship/Marriage, Men Or Women? by DaveHert(m): 10:49am On Aug 06, 2016
HungerBAD:
Men cheat more.

It has no cure,it is somewhere very deep inside us to cheat.

Aside me,which other man has not cheated here on Nairaland?
So you r a saint?

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