₦airaland Forum

Sunnah1:
Still far more better than the drunkard Jonathan.

At least that drunkard Jonathan didn't put us in economic recession, but your president buhari seem to have done that even without being drunk, I wonder what he will do when he becomes drunk, probably sell us to China!

#BlindFollower

Bolustic:
But your intelligent shoeless PhD holder signed padded budgets for 5 years and still maintained STEALING ISN'T CORRUPTION.

Get over the election loss. GEJ has long moved on.

Who is talking about the elections here, the fact is that there has been corruption right from the start of Nigerians governance yet the Country has never seen an economic recession as bad as the one being experience under your supposedly uncorrupted president (a man who claims to be against corruption but still chooses to appoint a corrupted criminal such as Amaechi as minister), who is busy appointing northerners into office and going after politicians not affiliated to his governance rather than implore foreign advisors to help resuscitate the dying economy.

Even in GED supposedly corrupted governance we were okay with that corrupted governance since the citizens weren't suffering, and the economy was far more friendly, But since the coming of this saviour of urs you so worship, the country has fallen into turmoil with no immediate plans of positive change.

wizflower:
Mary mother of Christ, have mercy on you

He is a blind follower, but as they say: a stubborn fly follows the corpse to the grave.

#BlindFollower

They should save their stories for someone who is stupid enough to believe them!

And this is somehow related to politics forum?

Vinshu:
Smh..

Where in my question did you see anything "Naija"? That you made this all about Nigerians? I mentioned "a guy". I did not mention "a Nigerian guy". I mean majority of world men not a specific nationality of men.

In the first place how was I suppose to know it was a foreigner asking, I simply assumed based on the fact that this is a damn Nigerian forum, that you were a Nigerian asking, now isn't it only normal that i presume you meant a Nigerian guy?

Your rude tone implies that I made a mistake whereas you made the mistake of asking a generic question in a country specific forum and as such should also expect a country specific answer!

sekem:
Go an' fire him na.

Look at you. You can't even construct a simple meaningful sentence.

Your teachers should also be sacked for doing this terrible thing to you.

Oh my apologies, i wonder why people are liking that meaningless construction of mine, it would appear you are too dense to realise that people do make grammatical blunders when expressing themselves, but then I went through your comment for the second time and found your grammatical construction worst than my supposed mistake.

First you say "Go an' fire him na", I guess this passes as a properly constructed sentence to a dimwitte like yourself. Next time you want to correct someone, make sure you dot your i's and cross your T's and also be in a better intellectual position to be pointing out mistakes.

And as if that is not mistake enough, you still wrote this "Your teachers should also be sacked for doing this terrible thing to you." as a properly constructed sentence. My dear you are in need of help, both psychologically and intellectually, I would help you but I suspect it would be a total waste of resource.

Now why don't you go and fire my so called teacher for his/her incompetence in my inept ability to construct a 'simple meaningful sentence'.

Imagine this APC fanatic oh!!

ManirBK:
The federal government on Monday, August 1, 2016 inaugurated a comprehensive housing scheme for federal civil servants in Apo District of Abuja.
Speaking at the event, PresidentMuhammadu Buhari stated that the scheme aims at providing 5000 affordable housing for workers across the states in the country within the next three years.
“I therefore urge the workers to re-dedicate themselves to service and contribute to good governance. This government is committed to workers welfare”,the president said.
Represented Mustapha Baba Shehu, the minister of state for power, work and housing, President Buhari noted that the project was an initiative of the office of the Head of Service.Read More
http://pulse.ng/local/buhari-fg-targets-5000-houses-for-workers-before-2019-id5330885.html

When did we ask him to build houses for us? Is that what was agreed b4 he was mistakenly voted into power? We r currently experiencing an Economic Recession he brought upon us but rather than bring in foreign advisors (as the current ones around him are just as dimwitted as he is) to help him out of his predicament, he is busy planing to spend more money (money that we don't have for christ sake!) on building 5000 houses in 36 states

Dear lord, pls have mercy on us and just send him a small package of sense, even if it's a little so he can just do us all a favour and step down. Or better still, slap some sense into him, either way is okay by us. #Amen

Coolgent:
Bros i beg watch ur tongue o!
This talk can land u in trouble o.
I knew security agents are in Nairaland too

Does it matter, I am in a democratic society where I am allowed to express myself to my utmost satisfaction. This is me expressing myself! Whoever doesn't like it can come over to my house, am sure I can borrow a gun from my crazy neighbour for that person.

Undisputed88:
Just stumbled on this cute picture of Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari on Facebook, this photo was taken during President Buhari's first tenure
as a Military head of state from 31 December 1983 to 27 August 1985, after seizing power in a military coup d'état.

Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/08/throw-back-photo-of-president-muhammadu.html

There is this saying that once a pig, always a pig, so lets foget about how he looked when he was young and focus on the matter at hand, which is how to remove the mor0n from our presidential seat.
We could discuss things like his impeachment.

Yyeske:
Even if I take this news with a pinch of salt because bloggers these days want traffic so they Post anything but if true, cool by me.
Why waiting for anyone to assassinate him when you'r man enough to perform such.

It's too bad am neither a politician nor am I an assassin but if I were any of these I would have committed myself to the task of removing that zombie of a president from his seat.
And it is of no relevance or concern of mine whether you take the news as it is or with "a pinch of salt", the bottom line is that ur so called president is suicidal and if left in office will probably take the nation with him in his dim–wit·ted plans.

Mrbigman1:
Dis man is planning on probing 1985 when we re in deep shit recession?

Our mates re projectin to be world number one by 2020, d idiot is taking us back to 1985.

What did I do to deserve this? God please na.

Imagine that man oh! I wish I could slap him from here.

MorningLight:
if you want to make a long jump in a short distance, you have to go back a little , burst into a sprint and make the jump.. so you see going back is not that bad.. Buhari is preparing us for the big jump..

Pls don't use the word 'us' when talking about this jump of urs, but feel free to take the jump with him, just inform us when you land from the jump, am curious to know where you guys will land and if you will survive the landing.

Coolgent:
Buhari Shocks The World, Set To Probe IBB


There are strong indications that President Muhammadu Buhari, is making frantic efforts to probe the August 27, 1985 coup, that ousted him out of office, which was spear headed by former Military Head of State, General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, IBB.
Recall, that the former National Security Adviser, NSA, Sambo Dasuki, who was among the officers that arrested Buhari during the coup, has been languishing in detention since last year, despite several court orders, requesting for his release.
Post-Nigeria, learnt that some powerful politicians in the North have cautioned Buhari, not to go ahead with the intended probe of IBB, in order not to destabilise the region.
Buhari, who was the military Head of State for 18 months at the time, gave a hint of the impending probe, on Sunday night, during an exclusive chat with The Interview Magazine.
Recounting his ordeal, Buhari stated, that the then Head of Military Intelligence, Aliyu Gusau, was allegedly involved in some sharp practices, and that he had recommended his sack from the military leadership.
He added that, the reason he insisted on Gusau’s removal, was because he did not want his anti-corruption war to appear one-sided.

CONTINUE READING HERE

http://www.weeklypostng.org/2016/07/buhari-shocks-world-set-to-probe-ibb.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=1

Is this what the mor0n came to seat to do? after single handedly ruining our economy and making everyone suffer he still has foolish plans that aren't related to fixing it up! Somebody should please assassinate this malam for crying out loud

idupaul:
Abeg no vex ..I really thought he had what it took ..I am not ashamed to apologise and everyday I do ..I feel really bad myself

I also apologise for taking out my anger on you, I just can't help but blame the people that voted the mor0n.

idupaul:
The first policy should be the removal of that devil of Daura. .I voted for him but he is clearly a demonic disastter

Then my problem lies with you for voting such an illiterate. There was never a good reason to see Buhari as a qualified candidate, but still u voted for him for change, now the change has come and you are suggesting a solution and expect me to be happy.

aljharem:
As the topic says , Buhari is God's punishment to Nigerians since we cannot think. How can a youth of this country vote a past 1985 president back in 2015. Nigeria youths especially those that voted apc are the dumbest in the world. Quote me any day

My bother you just spoke my mind word for word, Between two unqualified candidates, they could have at least voted the man with a bit of an experience, instead they choose to vote the most unqualified candidate (who doesn't even qualify for the post of local community chairman) as a president, I man who still lives in 1985 in his head, who has lost contact with modern day civilization and knows nothing on how to rule a village talk more of a country, a man who should be somewhere polishing shoes or pushing truck rather than being in aso rock, a man who during elections could not hold his own in any interview and thus avoided them completely, a man who needs an interpreter to interpret an English spoken question and yet still can not answer it with intellect, a man who can not stand on his own and speak from his heart but has to have a written script before he can address his people, a man who in all sense is an illiterate. Talking about this man just pisses me off.

I am by no means affiliated to any political party, it's quite a shame that Nigerians presidential post is not easily won by the most qualified personnel but by political party affiliation (be it an illiterate or an unqualified slowpoke).

Vinshu:
Yeah my friend is working on a science project and she asked me so I'm asking here.

For example, you need to make a certain guy so sad that he would jump off a bridge what can be done as a lady to effect that?

Lady it's impossible to make a Naija guy want to jump off a bridge, even in a scenario where you sleep with all his friends, including his dad and his mom dies that same day he still won't want to kill himself, He will be super depressed but won't be suicidal. While a white guys self preservation is low and thus he can kill himself over something as simple as getting dumped, a naija guy on the other hand has a self preservation instinct that is on a whole different scale. I repeat, Nothing you do will make a naija guy want to commit suicide. So your question is directed at the wrong set of people!

You can only anger him to an extent or depress him to a point. For example falling asleep while having sex with him, it's likely most of what you do will only piss him off not depress him entirely.

layla129:
1. Tell him he has the smallest Dick you've ever seen.

2. Deny him sex

3. Do not cook for him...make him hungry.

I don't know about your men over there but this should do it for a Nigerian man

1. that would only work if truly the guy does have a small D.

2. He can always get it elsewhere.

3.There are restaurants and fast food everywhere.

I take it u don't know naija Guys all that well

Badgers14:
Thanks for sharing your story. Lady welcome to the world. And by the way, you did the right thing, you should be very proud of yourself.

This reminds me in my younger days, whenever I was sick, mom always get me malt and milk, indomie and eggs, fried chicken, vegetable soup , you were treated like a breakable glass when the sickness is about leaving you or you're feeling better, stuffs started to get real mom start sending you to an errand no more special food , sometimes I kinda wanted to stay sick that's childhood for you. Am glad am healthy though , miss lady smile be merry you made the right choice

Not to be a smartass and there's no doubt she made the right choice but how does your analogy of your earlier days relate to the topic at hand?

meekyrozzay:
@DaveHert sincerely i won't but maybe i would just console myself with the fact that i did the right thing by been a virgin while she allows her conscience deal with her.

For her to have done it that many times I can assure you there won't be any conscience left in her to judge her.

That said! its a known fact that due to peer pressure and what is acceptable in today's world, it is hard to find a single lady above 25yrs that is still a virgin. Am not saying there aren't any around but they aren't much, you can go to the Road and pick out 100 random single ladies above 25yrs but I can assure you that you won't find 10 virgins among them. The bible is currently being filtered by people, they take what they want and ignore what doesn't suit Their lifestyle. That is life for you.

DollyParton1:
Lol..... so she kept her virginity till marriage only to discover it wasn't worth it.
Yeah story that touches the gods and their dibias.

LMFAO

nifeseun:
Lovely, wish some ladies can read this, so happy i came here and read it, thanks madam for sharing ur story, rily helped a lot..

Lolz I don't know if you are simply being sarcastic or just mocking her, how has it helped?

fruityjojo:
Rubbish! There is nothing dirty or unholy Abt seX btw married couples. God created it. So I don't see how u have to choose btw being sexual and God.


Dumb Article!

Lolz She is just having a bad reaction to sex as a result of her phobia for it, it's a simple psychological issue, no need to crucify her for it.

sinaj:
abeg someone dat read all shud summarize for me

Due to her abstinence from sex for fear of loosing her virginity and breaking her vow she grew a phobia for sex, which has affected her mentality negatively towards sex.

I don't think she is lying, it could happen!

meekyrozzay:
It's been so clear and glaring that the world's idea is cool with sex before marriage, but in all sincerity and truthfulness is it better agreed that a woman and man MUST make sex before marriage? I read this from my Palmchat App. [Palm news] that inasmuch as the world buys that idea, biblically speaking, that's not the right thing to do. WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THIS?

So am also curious: Assuming as a guy you keep yourself pure until you meet a lady that you really fall for, and then after courting her you finally get to marry her, but on the night of your honeymoon you open up your present only to find out it's not even in second hand condition but has been so overused that it looks totally open and unappealing, my question is will that initial love you had for her still be there? And will you be happy in that marriage?

I sure as hell wouldn't!

cruzita:
In Mugabe's voice



*if sex outside marriage is bad ,God should have waited till our wedding night before giving us our genitals

You can tell him that urself when he comes for you!

agabaI23:
Thanks, anymore blessings from your stables?

Very funny response to an insult

baranzy:
U wan make something wey dey smell fish begin smell everywere?

Hmm