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PoliticsRe: Police Block Aso Rock As Protesters Reach In Front Of The Presdential Villa.PICS by davemike1(m): 2:28pm On Feb 06, 2017
Any chance is a chance.... People Don dey sell gala and pure water with teem already...
PoliticsRe: #IStandWithNigeria Protesters Storm Aso Villa (Photos) by davemike1(m): 2:26pm On Feb 06, 2017
Please ehhn,, what is the proposed end product of these protests?
PoliticsRe: Amina Ali And Her Baby Meet Buhari At The Presidential Villa (photos) by davemike1(m): 4:53pm On May 19, 2016
undecided Shey dem 4low rescue dat 'EGUNU'?
RomanceRe: Nigerians Describe Their Exes With A Nigerian Food (Video) by davemike1(m): 1:08pm On May 05, 2016
Is 'agbalumo' allowed?
Christianity EtcRe: Father Mbaka Moved To A New Parish As Assistant Parish Priest by davemike1(m): 11:15am On Jan 31, 2016
sen8or:
He may change faith soon.
True! I fear dat soon ... Buh the Lord is his strenght......
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Turns TO A Drunkard - Photo by davemike1(m): 9:12pm On Oct 17, 2015
warris dis?

[/hr][s]my ppl
[size=55pt]dis OP is so funkey mehn[/size][/s]
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Turns TO A Drunkard - Photo by davemike1(m): 9:06pm On Oct 17, 2015
warris dis?

[s]my ppl[/hr]
[size=55pt]dis OP is so funkey mehn[/size][/s]
Jokes EtcMessage From Google To Nigerians... by davemike1(op): 10:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
I was just asking my frnd who is an economics student some questions on my own field wich is engineering, and d guy jst dey chop all the answers lyk guru. Kon dey even dey laff me, sotey me sef kon vex. Jst b4 he told me he was using google to sort out the answers.



There was dis tym I went for dis karroxx exam in stadium, we were told the exam was fone free, but wen we entered the hall, upon say the questions cheap lyk chewing gum, see as guys dey patronize dia fones for answers..



So wif all dis scenerios, I am left to wonder wat if someday we open our fone browser, onto 'google', jst to see "oops! Currently on holiday, come back Next week."



Who do you think would be most affected?
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh's Tweet Over Super Eagles Victory Against Cameroun by davemike1(m): 10:51am On Oct 12, 2015
Advice to you bro, dnt do ur job for naija wit d hope of dia praises ooo! Jst work wif passion simple...
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Brazil-bound Passenger With $34,000 In Underwear by davemike1(m): 10:42am On Oct 10, 2015
Dat kain boxers eeehn! XXL tinz
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Steps Out In Flat Shoes After Port Harcourt Stage Fall by davemike1(m): 8:47am On Oct 02, 2015
Hs. Miracle is on. Dway
RomanceRe: Help My Fiancee Is Mentally Unstable by davemike1(m): 11:25am On Sep 21, 2015
Dnt wori, I'v notified em @ yabaleft...
PoliticsRe: LASRRA: Lagos Residents To Collect Permanent Residency Card From Their LGA/LCDAS by davemike1(m): 11:21am On Sep 21, 2015
jt2damoney:
welcome development

Get $20 immediately u register.Its real and easy.Use the link on my signature
If u nah gt land for banana island, beta komot dat ur nonsense link...
PoliticsRe: LASRRA: Lagos Residents To Collect Permanent Residency Card From Their LGA/LCDAS by davemike1(m): 11:17am On Sep 21, 2015
Na national I.D b d koko jorh! All dis one nah dey enta ma eye!
EducationRe: Life Has Its Challenges But We Must Never Give Up PHOTO by davemike1(m): 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2015
Do ya bst , God has d rest...
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Nearly Lynched In Ikeja (Graphic Photos) by davemike1(m): 12:01pm On Sep 18, 2015
bliv me, dey ar merciful compared to dat of areas lyk babadry, ikorodu n som odas...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A 2.2 Graduate Get A Lecturing Job? by davemike1(m): 7:49am On Sep 18, 2015
Dia still some interviewers dat luk @ capabilities n not 'kpali' if one is lucky to find such ppl, u nevr can tell...
PhonesRe: Tecno Is Going Premium And It Is Frightening. Here's Why by davemike1(m): 8:57am On Sep 17, 2015
Naijarians sha!!!
If em hate u from d begining, u'r dead till d end...



Tecno *eeeeayah!
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele's 38th Birthday Party In London (Photos) by davemike1(m): 8:40am On Sep 02, 2015
Dat is wat happen wen u quarell or pick a fite. Wif ur make up artiste.....













U would luk lyk,



Ayamatanga's apprentice!
CelebritiesRe: Lauryn Hill At African Shrine Last Night (photos) by davemike1(m): 2:44pm On Sep 01, 2015
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] grin
Chartey:
Please what is African shrine?



Pepper Sprays below.
A place wia an african baba alawo dos his job grin
EducationRe: A Dozen Words That Even The Most Educated Nigerians Use Or Interpret Wrongly by davemike1(m): 2:32pm On Sep 01, 2015
Dnt kia to knw hw correct it may be.. If ma last born mistakenly hears u use dat sentence ' can u barber me now?' u would b so ashamed of uslf so tey u no go fit chop for two days.




N for ur info dis is english language. D same prsn wey tell u say dis ones correct today, go still tell u tomao say na 'gbagaun!'
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma And Her New Hairstyle Stun In New Photos by davemike1(m): 2:12pm On Sep 01, 2015
Her name is chidinma, chi baby for short.





Cute yongie
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Stuns In Red Outfit by davemike1(m): 11:52am On Aug 28, 2015
W8n for d nairalanders she had turned down to bring dia beefs against ha on dis one..
BusinessRe: Shoprite In Amuwo Odofin, Lagos Patronised By Many People (photos) by davemike1(m): 9:15pm On Aug 27, 2015
Dat dia yellow nylon na jazz cos no b say dia stuffs really cheap. Infact all dis guys wey dey use yellow, e get as e be.. MTN anoda example..[color=#770077][/color]
PoliticsRe: Retired Soldier Sets Self On Fire In Agege Lagos by davemike1(m): 9:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
MrDenygerian:
What a myopic, and frankly quite disgusting comment.

A man who is broke and has no means no means to cope with the hardship that is living in Nigeria, would find suicide a tempting option. This is commonsense and has nothing to do with devils or evil spirits. Did Jesus die that Nigerian Christians will not have brain?

The ignorance that peddles itself as religiosity on these boards can be really disheartening. Little wonder our streets are full of ungodliness despite the increase in so called houses of God.
big lie ... Nigerians aint suicidal xpecialy not som1 hu lives in lag. He must av seen som1 he is beta dan
Jokes EtcHeaven Or He.ll, Wich Do U Think Would Have More Fun? by davemike1(op): 10:27am On Apr 17, 2015
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you might think am crazy...


But on a serious note, one would b more fun than than d other,

consider d characters one would meet in either places,

in Heaven dia's Jesus, Father Abraham, King David, And the angels hu worship GOD all day,
meanwhile, in he.ll is the likes of our own Gen. Abacha, the world's king of pop M.J, thinking of Baba Fela, n So many other kul peeps...


Dnt get it twisted, afterall, TGIF... cheesy grin
Jobs/VacanciesNeed Help On The Nigerian Army Recruitment. by davemike1(op): 6:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
pls has the Army posted d shortlisted candidates eligible to partake in the exams on Saturday?

kinda worried. cry
CrimeRe: Orekoya's Update: Nanny Demands N15M For Kidnapped Children by davemike1(m): 8:37am On Apr 10, 2015
Koroaso:
*********IN A COUNTRY WHERE PRIORITIES WERE RIGHTLY PLACED POLICE COMMISSIONER MBU WOULD HAVE SET TO WORK TO FIND THE MISSING KIDS*********

********BUT SINCE THE KIDS DONT BELONG TO PATIENCE JONATHAN,I GUESS HE DONT GIVE A DAMN**********

********CHIBOK GIRLS HAVE NOT BEEN FOUND,NOW KIDS ARE KIDNAPPED IN THEIR OWN HOMES.....THE YOUNG DESERVES TO GROW,AND THEY DESERVE PROTECTION THATS THE FIRST PRIORITY OF ANY SANE GOVERNMENT *********

********WHEN OKONJI IWEALA'S MOM WAS KIDNAPPED,WHEN JONATHANS UNCLE WAS KIDNAPPED WE ALL SAW AND HEARD THE ACTION********

*******WHEN IS AN ORDINARY NIGERIANS LIFE GOING TO MATTER huh?........WHY DO WE KILL OURSELVES TO VOTE THESE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT UShuh**********

********IF IT WAS TO START CHASING GOVERNOR AMAECHI LIKE HE WAS IN LOVE,HE WOULD BE STOKED***********

********IF ITS TO DISRUPT THE HOUSE OF REP,NATIONAL ASSEMBLY NIGERIAN POLICE WILL GO THEIR WITH ARMOURED TANKS AND RIOT GEAR,OR TO CARRY OGA MADAM BAG IN PUBLIC THEY CAN DO ALL THAT***********

*******ASK THEM TO GO TO SAMBISA FOREST TO FREE THE CHIBOK GIRLS AND ARREST SHEKAU OR TO FIND KIDNAPPED CHILDREN,THEY WILL TELL YOU THEY DONT HAVE ADEQUATE GUNS*************

********I WANT TO BELIEVE WE ARE ALL NOT CRAZY IN NIGERIA,CELEBRATING AND DYING FOR POLITICIANS THAT CANNOT GUARANTEE OUR SECURITY,WELFARE....ONCE WE FINISH ELECTION*********

********A COUNTRY WITH MISPLACED PRIORITIES KIDS GO MISSING ONLY TO BE DISCUSSED ON SOCIAL MEDIA...BUT WHEN ONE OBA SAYS PEOPLE SHOULD JUMP IN THE LAGOON THE WHOLE NATION THINKS THATS NEWS**********


GMB/PYO
2015.
dis gmb/pyo Nova tire Una, Shea dem Don enter now, Mk we See weda dem go dey from abj com pursue police or lag hia to go do dia duty...

PoliticsPhoto... Could Dis Really B The End Of PDP? by davemike1(op): 9:59am On Mar 30, 2015
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