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Pls encourage a bro.read through my story and share your views,etc.
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DEDICATED TO MISSMOSSY


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Mr Lambert, the Deputy Principal was light in complexion. He was a contrast to the height of Mr Pius who tried avoiding taking pictures with him as it was distracting to say the least. Twas either one left for the other or they stood apart in pictures during valedictory services.

Mr Lambert walked like as though he were royalty. His caning prowess with his left hand, not even his right made students tag him 'Mr Lambast'.

He was the center of all reported cases, as students took advantage of his terrific canings to justify their means of comfort. The girls were best at this, as they used this to get back at the boys that mocked them during the 'punishment'.

But Mr Lambert had a weak side though! He was a Manchester United fan. Some guys saw the greenlight in this definitely. He could be seen engaging some staff with talks of his darling club when the chance permitted.
As much as he loved football,he was verbally powerful. He disliked students who werent smart, or proved too smart around him. A hero among the students could be sulking a few minutes later if he stepped on the toes of this tall mam that stood at 6,2".
" Some of you are evidently irresponsible and stupid as well "

" Yeh " some students shouted.
" Including those of you that just shouted ' yeh'. "

" Just look, look at that one there.see how he sags like a tout in need of monthly salary! And you call yourself a senior. "

Bottomline is-- Dont get on the nerves of this tall man, especially in front of a junior.

" Micheal, what are you reading under that desk? "
Micheal quickly recognises the voice and hits a weak spot...

" Its Complete Sports Sir. Rooney scored a brace yesternight! "

Mr Lambert : Oh! Oh!! Lemme have that. Wow! Fantastic!! [ forgeting himself, while the class mumbles warmly ] I told you [ who exactly? ] Man City cant beat us!

Micheal: Infact ehn! [ though an Arsenal fan ] Arsenal would see hell in the FA cup match.
At the end of it, Micheal escapes for an offence ' Super Mario ' would have made him suffer for.
Thus all the guys kept at least a copy of a sport newspaper [ even outdated ones ] in hand to save situations like that. Only they werent so sure if it was ' Super Mario ' that'l surface!

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Louis at the course of time met Samuel. They bonded easily as they had a lot in common from video games to other interests. Thus a friendship was sealed, and they later discovered they lived not far from each other. Soon they began going home together.

One Monday morning....

Sam: Did you hear we have a new Introtech Teacher?

Louis: No! So Mr Paul left?
Sam: Lets hope he's not as wicked and mean as Mr Paul.
[ New teacher enters, as the class arise to greet him ]

Teacher: Hello students. Im your new Introtech [ pronouced ' Intuotech' ] teacher. Mr Amusan is my name.
The JSS2 students laughed as he had difficulty pronouncing the letter ' r ' as he spoke. They however fell in love with him, and soon they forgot all about Mr Paul.

45 minutes later, the bell rang and Louis made his way to Iya Bright's tuckshop. He met his seniors already in numbers despite the fact that they had to descend the stairs before getting there.
He would have to queue as usual and he hated this format introduced by the Labour Prefect. He hissed and folded his arms to wait patiently when he heard a voice behind him.

" Why did you hiss? " Louis turned and saw a senior girl.

" erm... "

" its alright. What do you wanna buy? "

" dont worry, they'l punish you senior "

" dnt worry, just tell me il help" She smiled at Louis.

"doughnut and miranda "

"okay, wait here " and she broke the line and walked straight up to buy exactly what they both needed, to the disgust of the big guys.

" hey you, are you mad? Who gave you the guts to break the line? "

" excuse me? "
"what did you say?"
"its no big deal, you guys are always here before the bell and yet you make your juniors to queue,while you enjoy VIP treatment, cant you just..."
"hey shut up!"
she went on replying to a frightened Louis. She later left in anger, grabbing Louis along to a shocked Labour Prefect who stood digesting what just occured.

"whats your name erm snr?"
"just call me Elizabeth" Louis smiled as he munched away at his snacks.
"why are you smiling?"
"so you can talk like that,God saved you o. No one has tried that before. Sha be expecting Mr Lambast to call you soon."
Elizabeth smiled in return
"well its annoying looking at that queue. There's always a first time. Yet they call themselves prefects!"
"thanks anyway. Which class are you in?"
"well im new. Just came this term.its SS1"
"Louis! Louis!!" It was Sam!
"Where've you been now?" then he looked at Elizabeth.
"Senior i want to 'borrow' my friend"
Elizabeth smiled as Sam dragged Louis off
" see you later Snr Elizabeth" and they both sped off to enjoy the break.