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Ashonibarenla: ehm...pls hu r u?i kinda know u( smooches beard) hmm a gift for the post with the 14,000th post! |
Ashonibarenla: ehm...pls hu r u?i kinda know u( smooches beard) hmm |
redgem: You can have him...I want fresh blood and he aint one!lol (plays flute used in ibo folklore/movies) KG nawa o! (imagines 5guys all on display for redgem to choose her pick from) hmm it goina be tough selecting |
claireshan: dunno much about youcan start somewhere then. |
http://www.nairaland.com /1826089/scenario-75 |
Click link on signature en enjoy story...thanks |
Ma story-ma signature.click link en encourage an upcoming.tis ma 1st.thanks |
(Sliced salmon,brings out starfuit,sprays sodium silicate,a touch of vinegar and peas.) |
BHOLUTIFE!!! CHEI (DANCING TASTE THE MONEY ALL OF A SUDDEN) |
Ashonibarenla: Lanicky lanicky, lanicky my omaliche, ehn, so na here u dy, wey i don dy find u lyk say u no dy dz planet. Hmm...(suddenly alert,smooches beard,and responds in olu jacob accent)yes how can i help u! |
KelvinGraphics: She is simply my Sunshine..(in yemi alade's voice) na lie,na lie na pinnocchio!!! ![]() |
PrettySpicey: why does it have to be KP or daveP who'll show me your new wife?... and did you have an old oneave dropped it there,my email add. Thanks |
claireshan: never,kelvin don't joke with Any moniker with this (f) besides it,what of me!(in bishop umeh accent,sounding more like 'warofmue') ![]() |
charijee: I don't know the person you're talking about. ...it's you I know so stop starving us!fephew! Ama see what can do for supper.lanicky alone has dat spare key.still dont trust anyone to handle that(to himself) room 6 looks empty since she travelled,and i forget im to cook... ;( |
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charijee: Chief chef when we've not had any meal for the past 7dayshehe,mencade told me u didnt pay him,so he took d cooking elsewhere,thus u missed,twas omamamayi |
KelvinGraphics: Sumbody is hungry here o.i didnt cos u r yet to tell me her name even when she smiles alot |
PrettySpicey: okay daveP, Spacing is key... hope I see some as I go on.i jst pm'd u.so we can communicate |
Ok Dygeasy: send me PM nigbayen. |
claireshan: tell me one reason y I should follow you?hmm,jes fallow,no second thought mi'lady! |
KelvinGraphics: Lolz... He did o but i still(scribbles snipe coordinates on small note,he's into fraud and erm(looks at note) also he's always 'high' guess we (in rambo's accent) gun him down!!! |
PrettySpicey: daveP can you explain to me why you have plates of yummy looking dishes as ur profile pix pls? well i i(stammers)its like showoff,yet it isnt,so uve forgotten im the e-family's chiefchef! Yeah that! (smooches beard) |
Class introduction part! (scribbles a thing or two,looks up)descriptions are so on point,im thinking u arent in africa! @PrettySpicey |
PrettySpicey: ok bro, I'll check it out... though I don't see you on my own story thread....surely i would! Thanks |
frankben: lol... You be I wonder how she manages often.gats to cook amidst ma story |
KelvinGraphics:u better prepare for damage control,he's neva satisfied.i hope he signed veritably |
CONTINUATION =============================== Mr Akporie was quite an indoor person, also religious. He later became a Pastor and his wife had his support. Though they wanted a male-child after having two beautiful daughters, they 'believed' and waited on the Lord. No doubt, pressure from all angles to visit some scary-looking ' Doctor ' with a questionable certificate in some ' bush ' in faraway land reared its head often, they held on in anticipation. Mr Akporie's voice was always heard in frequencies, keeping vigil as he ' cried ' to 'the Father' to provide a son. " Come and try Dibia Ibe aka Orientation. " " Papa i cant, I'm a man of God. " " Remember if the yam cant locate the palm oyel, then another hand will, u may have to take another.... " " No need, I'm quite satisfied with Adanna. " These calls came constantly from different angles, and were soon taking a emotional toll on the man of God. Mr Ezey noticed his change of mood and adviced him to take heart and believe. He didnt like getting involved in personal issues like that of his tenants as he had his own to worry about. That night he got another call from Dupe. She seemed relaxed and he found himself answering most of her question, though with a grin. He told Bolu who was far away with his aunt about the development, but he never felt the need to tell Louis and Helen. |
JeffreyJamez: Kill yourselfnawa o ![]() |
frankben: As an old member of this house, i have the right to question anybody whom i precede in coming here...U ARE SOMETHING ON HIGH FRANK! oldest ni ancient ko! |
PrettySpicey: Hiya daveP, I've been missing the homestead too.... how you doing, my brother?am good,how is everything going? Ave started my story, need encouragement...ma signature..... ![]() |
JeffreyJamez: Bro...I'm a god in my own world,human recognition doesn't move me.hmm Irony! Irony!! Ironnnnyyyy!!(vibrates as he shouts it) |
The feeling of 'wanting to belong' to feel a few mins of pomp and fame.to garner relevance,and showcase intelligence above others we equally claim as ignorant. ![]() |
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