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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:58pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: Davep..tnx a bunch..tank God m a newbie1 down 16 to go!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:44pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
For the newbies
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:41pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:37pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
(approaches in heavy hands)
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:34pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
MzMariah: He asked for lanicky's room and I took him there.(covers her mouth) food's ready!!  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:33pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
frankben: i hold no grudges for you bro.... My rule is simple... Don't just go near my 3 precious amigos(in the undertaker's voice) WHO THE HELL TOLD YOUUU THEY ARE YOURS TO SHARE?? @BIGGERBOYC: IM GOINA ASK YOU TO BE CAREFUL WIF THE DUDE....  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:30pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
lanicky: Whose tolani?(still in burna boy's voice) she part of BUDDIES THAT LIKE TO PARTY!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:27pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
kayjuu: What's the testbest table etiquettes thats d test! Turkey ass loading...... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:25pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
biggerboyc: I'm great too. u are not around when I joined the family and u are yet to give me ur welcome messageoh biggerboyc ama here to do jst that...(activates steve harvey accent) a welcome you to the big best family,we have nace peoPo,nice attitude,a great family we all are,no quarrels(at least no serious ones)and jst mingle and feel free,its All in front of you buddy!yeah.u welcome and i expect to see you enjoy it all.beware of frank though!  welcome!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:21pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
kayjuu: He's fineokay,hope ul wait for the festivities to proceed,(whispers)its actually a tect to know who has the best table etiquettes aka table manners/composure.the loser does the laundry for a month! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:17pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY!!! AMA CLEAR THE AIR ON THIS,I SEE STARSHINE ISNT HERE! NOTHING HAPPENED,IT ISNT WHAT Y'ALL THINKING.@FRANK,NO ONE INVESTED U WIF COLONIAL POWER TO PRESIDE THE PROCEEDING THAT WILL PRODUCE A VERDICT,3DIME CAN ONLY PLAY THAT ROLE.CHERIE: NO KOBA MI NW CHAI.LANICKY OYA CHEERED UP! (YIMUS@ ALL OF THEM)IT WNT REPEAT ITSELF. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:13pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
kayjuu: Don't pack o...stayam good,where's ur son? Hope he's good |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:11pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
lanicky: *whispers* tell 'em u slept on d floor plsss*whisper back* tell em 'nothing happened,then theyl all have some food! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:09pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: Charijee here is d evidence u needfephew(hides bucket full of turkey in the store,locks up kitchen) tell her to prove it or y'all get hungry(silence everywhere,some stomachs are singing surprisingly) hmm! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:06pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
kayjuu: DaveP...you're one funny dude...like seriously!we go fight o! Which one is serious,i may pack if u dont explain how u doing? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:02pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
lanicky: Lol....*hugs him*(in burna boy's voice) uve been lying o lanicky! Lemme ask,where's tolani! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:59pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: Jay daveP is here!!! let him ansa alsoyes i heard ma name,ogini JJ where did d energy come from,u could chase a simple turkey,now ure livelier than randy Orton |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:57pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: oh u didnt know?!!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:55pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: my 9t was gud swthrt... n urs? i hope lanicky didnt push u down from d bedshe almost did,but i held her close(whistling maroon 5's daylight as turkey scent evades the atmosphere,notices silence around,the whhhholllle House is standing at the kitchen door,salivating with VIGOR AND ZEST ) it aint ready guys,jst a few mins more.... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:51pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: davey i didnt c ur mailwhat!! Ama resend it now |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:51pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
charijee: Sup daveP. ...my night was sweet. ..how you?twas coool,ahhh(aroma rises in conscending vapor,she smiles in agreement) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:49pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
frankben: we all've got differences... I've been killing fowls for the past 6yrs with my pistol... I'm suprised you guys kill with bare hands.... I wouldn't like to spill the blood of a living org...With my bare hands.... Isn't it forbidden in the bible or....... you a muslim?lol (frying things activated) (maggi,onion sauce,thyme,) (rubs palm in awaitance) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:44am On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: stop stammering!!! is breakfast ready..xup cherie en chari.how waz ur night! Frank again? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:39am On Jul 15, 2014 |
frankben: you've got reliable sources around you...guy shapali..names frankben: i don't kill with my bare hands....whattt(snatches ak47) u wanna taste gun powder in it? It must be killed as clinically possible.(looks as the turkey's speed slows down and eventually collapses) u wont be needing those!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:35am On Jul 15, 2014 |
N:B-This man's voice is the key to your Induction... We welcome neww members in the steve harvey accent.and i take up the proceedings.yeah!! ( continues the chase for the headless turkey)we must chop u today!!(sees JJ panting,smh,and continues running)
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:32am On Jul 15, 2014 |
Frank,harlos,JJ abeg come help catch this turkey o, kingphilip cut the head off,and NOW ITS RUNNING ABOUT THE COMPOUND HEADLESS,ITS EVEN TRYING TO FLY.OYA O |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:30am On Jul 15, 2014 |
frankben: they ain't ready yet....i need names now.i heard a yonger version of 'cyprian ekwensi' is here also? (looks out) whatt!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:27am On Jul 15, 2014 |
lanicky: Seriously...daveP slept in em...em.. In d kitchen(gives her a long undertaker look,she keeps quiet and blushes) il see u up there by 9pm |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:26am On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: It is not dat... i trust u, buh i know dat it is not harlos dat slept beside u but daveP... so y lie against an innocent boyhehe she's activated her 'isabella side' in 2nd chance! You guys didnt know?? Mehn! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:24am On Jul 15, 2014 |
Frankben,abeg who are those awaiting steve harvey's induction.today will be very busy! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:22am On Jul 15, 2014 |
Cheriepet: u are welcome sammy... just dat d key to d kitchen is with daveP n he is fast asleep... so pls bear wit us n sleep will c u lerra(comes out whistling tunde baiyewu's diamond in a rock) egetasebee yeah.see hungry face.today we all having turkey ass and salad. But its a test to know who has table etiquettes! Yeah.(hears kingphilip struggling to kill d turkey) guy u get 'turkophobia'? morning ty'all (continues whistling diamond in a rock) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:14am On Jul 15, 2014 |
charijee: Don't mind this naughty frankbentomoro tinz,frank go smuell am!(runs to room 6 that cohabits lanicky,enters and shuts d door.presses remote to switch off the entire houselights in doors,falls in bed,sleep starts be4 he even covers himself) |
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