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JigsawKillah: so una dey here? U n harlos dey look as missyhorlah dey bully me emotionally? Ok make i no talk(increases volume to vibrating level) i go dance o,nothing trouble ma mind,all ma worries behind ooo,its time to celebrate(dancing/twisting to d beat) join me bro |
missyhorlah: aw ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋ Ūя̲̅ day going jaretis going good ![]() |
harlos: *singing in D'banj's voice*(takes remote,selects 'celebrate' dbanj ft wandecoal) |
bustyhelen: Pat attahholy Moses!!! well amongst them all ejike esiegbu(heavens must sake,etc), saint obi, and charles okafor(his serious look on screen ) liz benson,hilda dokubo,regina askia |
JoeCutie: Maybe, who knows...joe weldone o.i dey see ur work! |
frankben: lets see(brings out chrysolite-coated stopwatch) il be waiting expectantly! :p |
Lorlaahlozz: Kp where are u oo*hugs her* i heard bout the phone.has he bought u anoda1? Cmon is greeting u dat bad? ![]() |
frankben: you've got to join me now cos i don't think i can risk waiting till evening... Someone might steal iterm .... Dnt worry,ul be 'high' by then, |
missyhorlah: U̶̲̥̅̊ wanna fyt abi,my nytnawa o.later ul say dave didnt.... Issorait! |
noble4d:frank is with d last bottle of champagne,dnt let him finish it |
kayjuu: Thank youu! Glad I'm back too ![]() |
frankben: you need some?(lifts up bottle to confirm authenticity) hmm! Jst dont finish it.might need to chill-out by evening! |
Lorlaahlozz: Booorrriinngg(taps her from behind) ![]() |
missyhorlah: apart frm nothing,its slap(holds her hand in kungfu style) kilefe danwo? Ontop james bonding! Happy to c u though.hwz d night? |
kayjuu: That's nice...who'd you hear them from?jst a general stuff.welcome back(offers hand)lanicky had this sad face since u left,glad ure back |
frankben: champaignehmm!dnt hug d bottle alone |
LogoDwhiz missyhorlah en frankben,youre sighted.wats popping? |
kayjuu: Doing great...you?atalls! ![]() |
noble4d: fyn Bro...nd urskul now.good decision there.i propose a toast to both of you.(jennimma) To reconcilaition!!! ![]() |
kayjuu: Lanicky face e haff burn finish...Lilxup how u doing.heard alot bout u! Welcome back.guess the trip was wonderful? |
lanicky: It's daveP not davep..:* thanks |
noble4d: xup davephow far Noble.hwz hustle? |
From watching... Mueller Messi Robben but from FIFA... Messi Mueller Di Maria. Once again germans at the top of affairs breaking FIFA records since 1950. Team SE learn patriotism and get favoritism in return! |
pickabeau1: thats life.....how waz ur night? @ topic gerastone and bollyfag continue to do viewing o.how come not comments yet.click on reply and do the needful ![]() |
pickabeau1: lol....U R RIGHT though... most of our ladies miss their slots due to arrogancethey may be smiling@ interviews,on blue carpet,red carpet,violet,indigo carpet,yet they crave for it indoors,dream about it in their dreams and visions. Dbanj came and zoomed off.nawa o |
Erm yeah secondary school SS2 to be precise.... Twas closing time,so as usual my frnds escorted to d busstop.i lapped my yonger bro and twas @d backseat of a danfo(close to d door).i looked and saw this albino man(50yrs+).then d conductor asked for money.since i lapped ma bro,and my pocket was deep,i struggled with difficulty to bring out d money.naso this albino baba jst seized ma hand begin dey chant 'you fool!! scallyfolly!!armed robber(i no know where in see gun,or rifle o)' i gave him a hard look and tried to explain why my hand made contact wif his trouser.(the whole passengers were already looking @ me.my bro tried to defend,d man shouted 'shutup' (u need to see his face d way he blurted that) naso anoda man for front seat begin yarn 'youths of nawadays blah blah' one lady don dey miri.i reach destination,this albino con dey warn me as if we would meet again 'if u try it next time,il deal with u,d cell is suitable for likes of you.' i don vex already i con reply 'sir whatever ure called jst dont ever call me a robber again,seems ure a victim of armedrobbers and u have this phobia troubling u(everybody standstill,courage jst came with anger as i uttered that) i told my bro make we comot.for our ear d man still dey fume,face don red like bingo!twas embarassing.me armed robber!! |
CFCfan: Lmao at boldedi don give up already.no wonder they both closed/changed twitter accts. ![]() (in nkem owoh's voice) biko,onary cupcake,cupcake!! Cupcake! |
CFCfan: But the guy no try sha. He would have saved money by flying, and paying for a motel room.cakezoned! Even if he did that,the stats would be worse if she refused him. Motel/night=50dollars or so. |
CFCfan: Lol. Since he is based in the US, I'll use other units:i fit continue o ![]() |
Whew i arrived late!!lemme take stats fuel used in 17hr= 56litres price=56* 140=7000naira energy consumed during driving(to and fro)=90,000calories. Cupcake=200naira!!(emphasis) movie=1500 should i go on cos d guy is stupid thinking he'l really get laid that his confidence made him waste effective and virtual resources,time inclusive!! Nawa o |
Assesment of Family Properties,allocations,and Appellations to make identification easier and common for us all. Signed lawyer a*ybabe |
Jackeeh: Lmao its worse than a vacuum cleaner. |
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