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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:14pm On Jul 12, 2014
JigsawKillah: so una dey here? U n harlos dey look as missyhorlah dey bully me emotionally? Ok make i no talk


SAW
(increases volume to vibrating level)
i go dance o,nothing trouble ma mind,all ma worries behind ooo,its time to celebrate(dancing/twisting to d beat) join me bro
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2014
missyhorlah: aw ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋ Ūя̲̅ day going jare
tis going good cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:55pm On Jul 12, 2014
harlos: *singing in D'banj's voice*
I'm untop of the world
in front of the crowd..... gringrin
(takes remote,selects 'celebrate' dbanj ft wandecoal)
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Stars Of Yesteryears, Who Do You Miss Most? by daveP(m): 2:50pm On Jul 12, 2014
bustyhelen: Pat attah

pat attah

pat attah

pat attah

o my gush !!!!

I miss him in movies.


I remember I used to have wet dreams bcs of him as he used to get me wet.


lol
holy Moses!!! shocked shocked shocked
well amongst them all
ejike esiegbu(heavens must sake,etc), saint obi, and charles okafor(his serious look on screen ) liz benson,hilda dokubo,regina askia
Romance › Re: What Do We Call This?? by daveP(m): 2:46pm On Jul 12, 2014
JoeCutie: Maybe, who knows... tongue
joe weldone o.i dey see ur work!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:39pm On Jul 12, 2014
frankben: lets see
(brings out chrysolite-coated stopwatch) il be waiting expectantly! :p
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:36pm On Jul 12, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Kp where are u oo tongue
*hugs her* i heard bout the phone.has he bought u anoda1? Cmon is greeting u dat bad? huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2014
frankben: you've got to join me now cos i don't think i can risk waiting till evening... Someone might steal it grin
erm .... Dnt worry,ul be 'high' by then,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:32pm On Jul 12, 2014
missyhorlah: U̶̲̥̅̊ wanna fyt abi,my nythuh Ni ago melohuh
nawa o.later ul say dave didnt.... Issorait!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:31pm On Jul 12, 2014
noble4d: smiley
frank is with d last bottle of champagne,dnt let him finish it
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:29pm On Jul 12, 2014
kayjuu: Thank youu! Glad I'm back too
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:28pm On Jul 12, 2014
frankben: you need some?
(lifts up bottle to confirm authenticity) hmm! Jst dont finish it.might need to chill-out by evening!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Booorrriinngg
(taps her from behind) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2014
missyhorlah: apart frm nothing,its slap tongue
(holds her hand in kungfu style) kilefe danwo? Ontop james bonding! Happy to c u though.hwz d night?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:22pm On Jul 12, 2014
kayjuu: That's nice...who'd you hear them from?
jst a general stuff.welcome back(offers hand)lanicky had this sad face since u left,glad ure back
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:20pm On Jul 12, 2014
frankben: champaigne grin
hmm!dnt hug d bottle alone
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:07pm On Jul 12, 2014
LogoDwhiz
missyhorlah en frankben,youre sighted.wats popping?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:06pm On Jul 12, 2014
kayjuu: Doing great...you?
Hope all you heard weren't bad sha?
And thanks
atalls! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:04pm On Jul 12, 2014
noble4d: fyn Bro...nd urs
kul now.good decision there.i propose a toast to both of you.(jennimma)
To reconcilaition!!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:54pm On Jul 12, 2014
kayjuu: Lanicky face e haff burn finish...Lil
Hugs her back!
xup how u doing.heard alot bout u! Welcome back.guess the trip was wonderful?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2014
lanicky: It's daveP not davep.. cheesy
:* thanks kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2014
noble4d: xup davep
how far Noble.hwz hustle?
Sports › Re: FIFA Releases World Cup Golden Ball Nominees by daveP(m): 1:48pm On Jul 12, 2014
From watching...
Mueller
Messi
Robben
but from FIFA...
Messi
Mueller
Di Maria.
Once again germans at the top of affairs breaking FIFA records since 1950. Team SE learn patriotism and get favoritism in return!
Celebrities › Re: Oldest Spinsters In Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 11:59am On Jul 12, 2014
pickabeau1: thats life.....

However one should strive to be fulfilled...
how waz ur night?
@ topic gerastone and bollyfag continue to do viewing o.how come not comments yet.click on reply and do the needful wink
Celebrities › Re: Oldest Spinsters In Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 11:52am On Jul 12, 2014
pickabeau1: lol....U R RIGHT though... most of our ladies miss their slots due to arrogance
they may be smiling@ interviews,on blue carpet,red carpet,violet,indigo carpet,yet they crave for it indoors,dream about it in their dreams and visions. Dbanj came and zoomed off.nawa o
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Moments, Funny, Crazy, Sexy And Anyhow It Goes. by daveP(m): 2:46am On Jul 12, 2014
Erm yeah secondary school SS2 to be precise....
Twas closing time,so as usual my frnds escorted to d busstop.i lapped my yonger bro and twas @d backseat of a danfo(close to d door).i looked and saw this albino man(50yrs+).then d conductor asked for money.since i lapped ma bro,and my pocket was deep,i struggled with difficulty to bring out d money.naso this albino baba jst seized ma hand begin dey chant 'you fool!! scallyfolly!!armed robber(i no know where in see gun,or rifle o)' i gave him a hard look and tried to explain why my hand made contact wif his trouser.(the whole passengers were already looking @ me.my bro tried to defend,d man shouted 'shutup' (u need to see his face d way he blurted that) naso anoda man for front seat begin yarn 'youths of nawadays blah blah'
one lady don dey miri.i reach destination,this albino con dey warn me as if we would meet again 'if u try it next time,il deal with u,d cell is suitable for likes of you.'
i don vex already i con reply 'sir whatever ure called jst dont ever call me a robber again,seems ure a victim of armedrobbers and u have this phobia troubling u(everybody standstill,courage jst came with anger as i uttered that) i told my bro make we comot.for our ear d man still dey fume,face don red like bingo!twas embarassing.me armed robber!!
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by daveP(m): 2:14am On Jul 12, 2014
CFCfan: Lmao at bolded grin
$50/night for a minimum of 5 nights=$250
Air fare~ $200
Car rental~$120
Total= $570

I guess there are no real savings then
i don give up already.no wonder they both closed/changed twitter accts. grin
(in nkem owoh's voice) biko,onary cupcake,cupcake!! Cupcake!
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by daveP(m): 1:56am On Jul 12, 2014
CFCfan: But the guy no try sha. He would have saved money by flying, and paying for a motel room.
cakezoned! Even if he did that,the stats would be worse if she refused him.
Motel/night=50dollars or so.
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by daveP(m): 1:47am On Jul 12, 2014
CFCfan: Lol. Since he is based in the US, I'll use other units:
17hr drive=1,105 miles
Gas (assuming its 22miles/gallon)=over 20,000 gallons
i fit continue o grin grin
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Guy Drove 17 Hours To See A Girl He Met On Twitter. by daveP(m): 1:35am On Jul 12, 2014
Whew i arrived late!!lemme take stats
fuel used in 17hr= 56litres
price=56* 140=7000naira
energy consumed during driving(to and fro)=90,000calories.
Cupcake=200naira!!(emphasis)
movie=1500
should i go on cos d guy is stupid thinking he'l really get laid that his confidence made him waste effective and virtual resources,time inclusive!! Nawa o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:17am On Jul 12, 2014
Assesment of Family Properties,allocations,and Appellations
to make identification easier and common for us all. Signed lawyer a*ybabe
Romance › Re: You May SUCK Your Bride by daveP(m): 1:05am On Jul 12, 2014
Jackeeh: Lmao
grin its worse than a vacuum cleaner.

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