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No skeleton in yah cupboard?





Ah swear dis woman is d said culprit! If she isn't d culprit,y can't she ust gyrate to d US wit no fear of been napped (an adage says:san laarin aje ni i mun ni pekoro"u walk on open ground wen u've got notin to hide)Yorubawoman




Ychris ur opinion?

He is still in the bush nw,hustling day nd night 4 u nd i to get sumtin wey we go chop wit ease witout goin d great lenght,,if He happens to emerge d 2nd or Richest man in Naija nw,i knw wot my loyal goons ar gonna say

Ychris ni bo lo wa nsin??

ychris:
thuggi...

dubai would
make a nice place u knw? ...
abi wah yyu fhink?

datz too a borin place jhoor,,y dn't u go nd check out interestin places like.......Sambisa,Gwosa nd u knw Afghanistan included,u'll cum nd narrate d rest later

ellechrystal bae,longest tym

ychris:
well said
even they 'll go as far as went ahead to take loan for dia yeye campaign and instead of them to utilize the money for wht they're voted in for they'll go ahead maintaining dia shitty loan by doing so they wouldn't have time for the masses ..dis count3 yaf tire me ah swear

D gye said he wishes dat Buhari should rule for a Hundred years nd u concur,,if dat b d case all of us is gonna bear the Consequence of his reign nd if d corntree has tire u,i will sugest a better place 4 u later...............

Ah swear lanicky is mah crush,so naturally I VOTE LANICKY
Cc.Nljega

When God gives you too much of anything do not complain,it's there for a purpose

looking at the picture below who truely won?
Cc:Lalasticlala
Ritababe
ellechcrystal
STFareuGod
yorubawoman
naijaboy

Excess money or do we say so much love? A Nigerian billionaire (name withheld), based in Enugu recently buried his mother in a Hummer.The moneybag used the sport utility vehicle instead of a traditional casket to bury his beloved mother.He also splashed the car with over 10,000 dollars.

As usual





God is watching u scammers in 5D

Okay kwontinue

If you asked me,i would say this is an endless movie script,Buhari swindled us on the platform of fighting corruption for us not knowing he is the corruption himself







biggest scam in history

MuyiRano:
Ur sig got me laffin

aint it true?

[quote author=Codes151 post=46408610][/quote]nah! Nt at all,i'm nt d type to be touched by Nigerian artist write ups
count me out

Seriously i'm moved by ur write up

but let us not 4get d fact dat to Blasphem other people's religion is a sin on it's own,,i don't support the killing of dat woman,like what u said earlier;dey suppose to have taken her to d nearest police station

but u knw in Nigeria we take little matter too serious,dat is our mentality

and for the presidential release,if dey didn't mention her tribe hw will u knw whr she is from,i dn't see any bigotry in dat,,you ar the Bigot here






my mistake is dat i love to say the truth and am sorry if the truth pinch u

Feelin jealous,,i wanna be a dad

Does he mean wot he wrote?

Cause artist like to spice the heart of fans wit sweet talks






















don't mind me just like type anytin

People been scamin since 19 B.C

he has fall a victim

Hmmm,,speechless






does dat makes me clueless or .......

Iyen naa da

Source?

Love Letter From A Mathematics Guy To A Science Girl...
Dear Love,
Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew there was an EQUATION between this QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my love for you. My heart couldn't forget the SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried to GRAPH out how to present my TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the PROBABILITY that you will accept.
Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you. Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and COMBINATION between us is secret because I don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt.
LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.
The Science Girl reply;
Hi,
Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW. My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE, who is described as the father of CELL, in which you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you must be among the TRANSITION METALS because I don't usually notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION for my love which can neither be created nor destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF THERMODYNAMIC.
I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS O2 (OXYGEN)

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
7. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.
21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.
23. When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.
24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.
25. Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.
26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
27. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.
28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”
29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.
31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
35. Mr Bush, Mr Blair and now Mr Brown’s sense of human rights precludes our people’s right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neocolonialists.
36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

Hmmmmm

Ah swear money good o,,see as moto dey eye me nd me no get wetin d moto require,,God why nah? Pick mah calls nah or e dey enter voice-mail?,i don dey tire for here o



Oluwa saanu fu mi
Yorubawoman

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]O buso simi lenu


Eedi ni won pe[/color]

to o,morope emi ni kan lo daru mon loju ni

The tide will soo turn in England next season


STFUareuGod

daveson07:
Work of d aye(VIO)

eleyi gidigan o,ise aye ponbele ni,ko ki n se oju lasan
Yorubawoman

Work of d aye(VIO)



FTC twice in a day? Kosele ri (never b4)

Insecurity is now affectin the security of the nation,,isn't dat interestin








Ah swear FTC again....

Spicyuzo,drslimtommy

ritababe:
I think website.

bt u knw it all depend on wat he has to offer

[quote author=spicyuzo post=45952973][/quote]tank u very much spiceyuzo,,God bless u

Dat means u've done somtin aside from dat to upset ur landlord,,bt he acted wrong nd he is gonna taste wrath of d law

In my own point of view,,everytin depend on creativity nd determination,,many hav Blog nd it pays while it doesn't pay for some and vice-versa incase of website,but lets wait for the masters in the house,,oga at d tops over to u sirs
























BTW FTC since 2013,,notin is imposible b4 God,i dedicate dis ftc to Ritababe,Ellechrystal and Drslimtommy,ur heads dey deir