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my personal person,HBD S bro

ychris:
Lol I knw

I wanted to tell you to buy that phone if you can maintain it.

called you that time, but your numbers was switched off.

i don loose mah fone wit mah 2 numbers

ychris:
Lol I knw

I wanted to tell you to buy that phone if you can maintain it.

called you that time, but your numbers was switched off.

i don buy am-bt it get little prblm

ychris:
u Don dey ABU ' s shop again abi?

nah dere i dey oh

Criusly she z old for dis kind of drama

ok cuntinue

even if it"z curopt moni he tried

u xpect anybody to support u when u are already an outlaw

Buhari the king slayer

Davido saga is now in what episode or season?

she is cute from d start

proudly Nigerian

NCAN

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person wey dey financially OK,nah im dey tour

evry job openings in Nigeria is somwhat a scam

it seems NL is an ambassador to IG,
all dis showing off Gan self

teachers are the most underated government workers in Nigeria

Saraki d brainiac,somtin always on his mind

Evans fall on u

just bcuz he is a senator he shudn't enjoy life again abi

all this expensive girls self-I like natural bae beter-cal me broke ass nigga

summary please

when God decided to re-write your story

olosho how market

incase

I met a girl on friday @ motor park, after a
little
conversation with her, I
wanted to leave and desire to collect her
phone
number. After she gave me the
number, I said to her:
Me: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
She: Ok am Dike Sandra Thelma Vera.
Feel free to
call me (DSTV) in short
form and you ?
Me: (I no fit carry last) well am Godwin
Obinna
Tochukwu Victor, you can call
me (GOTV)
# lol... If its you what will your fake name
be
Felicia Ukamaka Eloka Linda but my friends
call me (FUEL)
Christian Babatunde Noah (CBN)
Adewale Ibrahim Tejuoso (AIT)
Lawal Adeola Nasirudeen (LAN)
David Victor Daniel (DVD)
Oya let d names begin !!!Let de fun
continue...Whatwill be yah name chaps...
mine is # MICHEAL_TEMIDAY O_NOAH... # MTN....dnt stop d fun,kip d ball rolling...

HOLD ON MR. GRADUATE !
Let's do the maths...
Lekki to Iyana-Ipaja = N500
4,4,4,4,2 Arrangement = 18 Passengers
Gross Revenue per Trip = N9,000
NURTW + Area Boy Charge = N2,000
Fuel = N1,000
Net Revenue per Trip = N 6,000.
Now, let's say the driver is able to do 3 Return Journeys (6 Trips) daily = N6,000 x 6 = N36,000 per day
N36,000 x 30 Days = N1,080,000 Monthly =
N12,960,000 every year!
Dear Graduate, NO JOB is beneath you. As far as you work diligently, you will stand before kings.
Can you now see why we have touts leading us?
Being a graduate doesn't guarantee wealth, for you to be rich you have to apply what you've not been taught in school to get rich. You must start somewhere.

While some are busy destroyin Nigeria's image
u re here makin us proud...........
Proudly Nigerian
proudly Afonja...
God bless Nigeria

It may be a long sermon to you,but try and read it to the very end,it will help you greatly in your home,Thanks..........

Are u married or preparing for marriage? Read this....WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER SON A DAY BEFORE HIS WEDDING
MUmmy's boy,you are now a man.
Tomorrow you will have a new mother a new cook and a new person to share all your secrets with. It will no longer be me but her. Love your new mom even more than you love me. Before you walk into her arms forever,let me give you some words to guide you.
There was a day I was arguing with your father. We were screaming,Tempers were high. I was angry and He was angry. Then I called him an idiot! He was shocked,He looked at me asking how dare I call him that.
Immediately I started calling him idiot,fool,stupid,crazy,I called him all sorts of name.Guess what he did? He didn't raise his hands to hit me.He just walked away,banging the door as he went out.
My son,If your father had hit me and destroyed my eyes,how will you feel sitting here with me today? How will you regard him?would you have been proud of him or would you be blaming me for calling him names?
Never hit your wife! No matter the provocation just walk away and things will be normal.Whenever she offends you,think of this story i just told you,it could have been your mum!
Before I forget,after he left,I was filled with guilt.we slept on same bed that night and i went to him the next day.I pleaded with him,I did all i could to show am sorry and he forgave me.That day I cooked his favourite food,yes you know he loves pounded yam and vegetable soup right?After that day, I never called him names,my respect for him was ten times stronger.
There is something very important you must always do,my son listen very carefully,defend your wife. When she is under pressure, stand by her.If your friends hate her,it is your duty to make them see her as a queen.
Your uncle,i mean uncle Yusuf,never liked me.but ur father was always supportive until his perception changed.
There was a day your father was going to host the owner of his company and friends. There were three of them.That day i was in the kitchen cooking for them and your father went to buy drinks.when the table was set and food was served.
Everyone started eating.Then I remembered I did not add salt in the food. I was embarrassed. Your father tasted the food and looked at me. He immediately turned to the guests. He told them that he instructed his wife last month not to add salt whenever she is cooking because of some problem with his body. He said it in a funny way and everyone laughed!
The guest understood and he asked me to bring salt and everyone added according to their taste. He managed to eat the food without salt. After the guest left,he went on his knees and asked God to forgive him for lying.
Your wife is like a baby,sometimes she don't know what to say or do.
Stand up speak for her!
Now let me talk to u about sex.
You see sex is a wonderful thing. Do not be surprised if your wife enjoy and need sex more than you do.
There were days,I needed sex more than your father and there were days he needed it more than me but the important thing is to always try to satisfy the other when they need you.
Don't always think of your self.
There was a time things were hard and I needed to do two jobs to support your father. One night I was so tired. When I got to bed he was in the mood. He tried to make love to me and I didn't refuse him.I was tired but I felt I needed to be there when he needed me. When he tried undressing me,he saw my look and he stopped.he asked what was wrong and I said nothing. But he understand me better.
He stopped and then started telling me stories until I fell asleep.
My son,sex is best enjoyed when the two parties are physically and mentally ready for it. Sometimes,read your wife and understand her.
Make it a habit to go anywhere with your wife. Beside your job,move around with her. If anyone invites you to his house and tells you not to come with your wife then be very careful,use wisdom.
I know you love mummy...i know you tell me all your problems.but now things will be diferent.
Let your wife be the first to know before me.let her be the first to see before me.
When you have problems with her don't run to me immediately.wait for a day to pass and then talk to her about it.pray about it.report her to nobody but talk issues out with her.
Finally,don't forget to come and visit me with your wife every month!
I know you will have a happy home.
You will always be mummy's boy. God will bless ur home.pls don't forget God,pray and seek his assistance always..brought to you by his mercy.

Cc:Lalasticlala

uncleabbey:
seriously speaking though, a person job does not make him good or bad. Whether a pastor, a banker, a vixen or a nurse, a hoe will always be a hoe. What we chose to do as human whether good or bad has been inherently ingrained in us since our inception.
Nice write up oga tosyne

AfonjasMustDie:

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

So those jobs you mentioned can turn a female into runs girl ?? How old are you ??

I know many people who do those type of jobs and they ain't run girls

Strippers are not run girls, why would they wanna be run girls ?? Because of the money ?? They can make thousands of dollars in one night, they don't have to sell their pusssy

Not every stripper is a run girl, stripers in the USA make more money in just a night than any run girl can make in 1 month

You need a brand new used brain

next time u pray in church,try to ask God for understanding like solomon did,please.

In OP's words he used may or might,,he only meant dey ar prone to become a prostitute
peace