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16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition calledspermafortiswhich makes his semen unusually potent. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer fromspermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
Scoop.

A male JSS 2 student in a secondary school in Osun state has reported impregnated a female corper serving in his school.
It is however being speculated that the female corper must have been ‘jazzed’ by the student as the corp member couldn’t have let the student have his way with her with ‘clear eye’.
This is quite unfortunate giving the wide gap that exists between the corp member and the student.http://www.informationng.com/2016/02/unbelievable-jss-2-student-impregnates-female-corper-in-osun-state-photo.html

A male JSS 2 student in a secondary school in Osun state has reported impregnated a female corper serving in his school.
It is however being speculated that the female corper must have been ‘jazzed’ by the student as the corp member couldn’t have let the student have his way with her with ‘clear eye’.
This is quite unfortunate giving the wide gap that exists between the corp member and the student.http://www.informationng.com/2016/02/unbelievable-jss-2-student-impregnates-female-corper-in-osun-state-photo.html

No one said it was going to be all rosy in marriage. How you handle yours determines how long it’s going to last. While you are giving your best to have your marriage work, here are five things you may be doing wrong.
Concentrating on his flaws
Unlike your ex, your husband might just be comparatively quiet or lack a sense of humour but that is the last thing you need to concentrate on. Negatively comparing your husband to other men is another subtle way to bring your marriage to an end. Try to concentrate only on the good things that he has done and all your happy moments together. Remember that not everyone will have everything on their wish list. And if there is something you would like to change, talk to him about it.
Speaking ill of your husband
Speaking in a mean-spirited or ill way about your husband when he’s not around is something you should totally avoid. If you find yourself developing this habit, the first thing to do is cut the source. It is believed that one’s friends could have a lot to do with developing the habit. Based on research, women may fall into this habit if they’re surrounded by people doing the same. If you have a close group of girlfriends who are constantly talking poorly about their own husbands, it may feel more normal for you to do so. But in reality, it only shows a lack of respect for him. And it can start a pattern of negative comparisons that can lead to even more criticism and contempt. Before you know it, your marriage will be on its way to crash-land.
Getting Physical during a fight
Arguments are healthy, but when you start raising your fist during an argument, that becomes abuse. You may think ladies don’t raise their fist but I know a few who do and doing so will only drive your husband away. It immediately shuts down the possibility of having a productive conversation which is very unhealthy for any marriage. If you find yourself constantly yelling every time your husband gets on your nerves, try to pull back. Otherwise, you could find yourself unintentionally raising your fist and that will automatically stop his willingness to talk openly and honestly with you.
Always pretending to be okay
When something you don’t approve of is done by your husband, always take the time to correct it. It might not be immediately but get it done eventually, out of love and respect. You don’t have to act like everything is alright all the time. Believe it or not, your body often gives away your feelings and it could give subtle clues that tip off problems. Don’t always fake smiles and rigid movements, rather, just let loose and tell your partner exactly how you feel.
Not fighting at all
This might sound awkward but not fighting at all is totally unhealthy for your marriage. No two people can agree on everything all the time, which makes disagreements and misunderstanding totally allowed. If all you and you partner do is agree and smile all the time, then your marriage is definitely on a slow death row. Because when you don’t even bother to bring up something that bugs you, it means you’ve stopped putting energy into the relationship and could very well be checking out emotionally. This doesn’t mean you should always pick up a fight to show your partner just how much you care… But if there is a need for disagreement, it’s better to bring up the issue and iron it out as soon as possible.

In what will come across as perhaps the most shocking case of inc*st in recent times, a woman has proudly gotten pregnant for her own son. The woman posted the photo above showing her posing with her underage 15-year-old son and then followed it up with an explanation, Scoopreports.
The Facebook post reads (edited):
“For those who don’t know, me and my 15 year old son had a baby last year together. I had s*x with him when he was 14 years old. “The baby came out fine. Just to let you know I also have three (3) daughters who are thirteen(13) fourteen(14) and sixteen(16).
“My son is a great dad and also a great boyfriend to me. This all started when I realized that I was having feelings for him. I decided to have a one on one talk with him. I told him ‘mommy loves you more than what it means to just be a mommy to you’ I also told him that “mommy likes you just like how a girl from school likes you.’
“I explained everything to him and got him to understand and he felt the same way as I did as he began to ask questions. He asked “so does that mean that we can kiss and hold hands like boyfriend and girlfriend?”I told him yes and even s*x.

This seems to confirm the saying that ‘what a man co do, a woman can do better’. If a man can carry a bag of cement with his teeth, a woman can carry 3 crates of drinks with her own mouth aided by her br**sts

GreenWhiteGreen:
Everyday ? ... Lol. Na food How is that possible ?

I guess u aint marry yet

A member of the Lagos State House of Assembly representing Kosofe II State Constituency on the platform of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Hon. Tunde Braimoh, has urged President Muhammadu Buhari to put measures in place to check criminal activities of Fulani herdsmen.
The lawmaker made the call on Wednesday in Lagos in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria, NAN.
The Chairman of the Lagos Assembly’s Committee on Information, Strategy and Security said that taking such a step would boost the integrity of the president and re-affirm the people’s confidence in his administration.
“The President needs to be courageous; we know him as a man of integrity, he will not be swayed away by myopic, parochial, religious and inglorious tendencies.
“We want him to protect his integrity. Fulani herdsmen have done a lot of havoc in Nigeria.
“Fulani herdsmen are aggressive and excessive, they wreak havoc on innocent citizens in various parts of Nigeria.
“The president needs to deal with the issue of Fulani herdsmen decisively. They have constituted nuisance across the country”, Braimoh said.
According to him, the Federal Government’s investment on the herdsmen through nomadic education has not yielded the desired results.
The lawmaker advised government to change the system of education for the herdsmen and build ranches for them.
He said that the government should be able to educate the herdsmen to know their rights from the wrong.
Braimoh recalled that some herdsmen had once brought their cattle to graze on the highway in some parts of Lagos.
He urged the Department of State Security to be diligent and proactive in handling security issues affecting herdsmen.
NAN reports that there had been protests in some parts of the country over the activities of herdsmen.
Social and economic activities were on Tuesday disrupted at Asaba in Delta as thousands of people took to the street to protest the growing involvement of Fulani herdsmen in criminal activities in the statehttp://www.informationng.com/2016/04/lawmaker-urges-buhari-to-tame-criminal-activities-of-fulani-herdsmen.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+InformationNigeriaNews+%28INFORMATION+NIGERIA+%C2%BB+News%29

Reading that line may make you feel that we are turning you into a nymphomaniac, but experts believe that a happy couple needs to get some action every day to remain contented, prosperous, and focused on the important things in life.
And, as incredible as it may sound, getting some nookie every night can do more good than harm for you. So, without letting you drift away from this page, here are five brilliant reasons for you to have s*x every night:
1. Feel Like A Woman:
Once you become a mom, your life, at least for the first few years of your baby’s life, is going to be a perennial diaper-changing, house-rearranging, and snot-wiping mommy. You hardly have time to think about what you feel, let alone give vent to your feelings. But, thankfully, having s*x can make you feel like that star-struck girl you were before you became a wife.
2. Make Your Husband Masculine:
Well, trust us on this one. Men are much simpler creatures than we are, and we need to treat them as such. All they need is food, love, and of course, s*x. The more reciprocative you are, the more he will love you. You probably already know what attracts your husband’s attention. So, go ahead, pander to his fantasies for a bit. You’ll be surprised that your husband acts more masculine than earlier.
3. Brings You Closer To Your Partner:
We’ve all heard of those long-winded speeches on how s*x improves a relationship. And, now experts have stated that couples who make love regularly enjoy a more loving relationship than those who did not have s*x that frequently.
4. Stressbuster:
You’re probably thinking that we’re kidding. But, we aren’t. s*x has been found to reduce stress and improve your mood. No wonder the men are always lusting after us for some nookie. With work timings like that, who wouldn’t want to let off some steam.
5. It’s Fun:
Okay, we admit that the line seems rather shallow and male-centric. But, admit it. s*x is rather fun, therapeutic, and the most-significant way of cementing that bond you share with your partner. And, it helps burn all those calories as well.
So, there you have it. Of course, rumors will have you believe that there are many reasons you shouldn’t indulge your libido, but these are some scientific reasons why you should get dirty under the sheets every day.http://www.informationng.com/2016/04/5-reasons-couples-should-have-sex-everyday.html

Ok

Nah only pastor fit do dat kind tin,if to say nah ordinary being wey no know God,i swear dat wife go don turn spinster again instanta

Smartguy001:
So na ur problem b dat...go strip club u go see enof unclad girls who r not ashamed to flaunt der assets...watin dey hungry u no dey market sef.... nonsense

i wouldn't say nonsense if i were u cuz expressing one's mind isn't a crime and doesn't warrant an apology,like i said earlier i'm open to critics

Kondomatic:
What are you saying sef?

When God created Adam and Eve, the scripture says they were naked but didn't know it until they ate the fruit which opened their eyes. So they flaunted nothing.

You flaunt assets to blind people.

When there eyes opened, they realized they were flaunting assets so they made cloth for themselves using leaves but God saw it and wasn't pleased because the clothes didn't cover them properly so he made a better cloth for them with animal skin.

Nothing concerns me with what one does with her body but get your facts right.

so what u are sayin is that it was God that made cloths for them with animal skin,,if u ask me i would say that is getting the fact wrong

Normally i would call this question for the gods but am been serious here...

When God created Adam and Eve they were naked and not ashamed and God did not question them as to why they are flaunting their assets:;though they ate from the tree God commanded them not to touch,but it was them that felt ashamed not God and God was just angry for they dis obeyed him and he cursed them but while he was cursing them he never asked them not flaunt their assets,,and when he gave Moses the ten commandment not one of it says thou shall not flaunt your assets...

So my question is this...why is it a sin and crime for girls to show their curves and Top endowed assets nowadays?

Am open to critics and mature reply...Roctstation Farano

Ifa hear!

U go talk shey y'all no dey do am

U fall in love for a five week reltshp without eye contact or physical appearance,,is it only me or am hearing tinx? Oh gosh!

Girls can be desperate menh!

Ok

If it reduces the high cost of living in Nigeria then i'll be concern

Ok

Ok

Dave

Dave

Nairaland

How i wish Nigerian can speak in one voice,but people got different size of brain and view from different angle
but sha,Buhari those who understand ur pain and concern are still onlin despite too many fools,kick on God will see u tru

Kk

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I really dn't know which room to post this,Mods help a nigga....

I created a thread recently(SHOULD I HELP MY MOTHER IN-LAW OR CHASE HER OUT OF MY HOUSE?) and i'm back to appreciated each and every one of you that contributed in one way or the other....

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Finally my appreciation goes out to Oluwaseun Osewa,tank u for creating this amazing portal for the Nigerian and surrounding countries,you are a blessing to our generation,before this year runs out you will be on the forbes list of top 10 richest men in the world,so shall it be,tnk u veeery much,i drop my pen....

PresVA:
You really sound like a good person. . Just help her since it would take nothing from you... You can never lack....

Remember to do proper marriage rites for your babymama.. All the best...

she just finished her apprihentice,she is now a nurse and i'm trying to set up her mini-shop for clinical purpose so i'm gonna do all the marriage rites before this year runs out by the grace of God,,tnx a lot

alatbaba1:
Don't know why some people forget easily that the table might turn. No condition is permanent. Help her since God has change ur story.

yeah no condition is permanent

Nl no dey carry last,,I swear all your advice entered the better part of mah body,mature minds do still exist
tank y'all my fellow Nl,,you've all make my day,,i'm gonna do as u said with pleasure...tnx

A man was sitting at the table in a bar joint,thinking very deeply and a glass of alcohol was infront of him that he was starring at the cup for the past one hour,a truck driver pull over infront of the bar and barge into the bar when he saw the man that was looking at the glass of alcohol,he took the cup infront of the man and drank all the alcohol in the cup...
The man that own the drink then burst into a sudden and loud cryin,the truck driver was so surprise and ask the barman to give the man four bottle of that same alcohol,the man reply that he wasn't cryin bcuz of the drink,,the truck driver then ask why he is cryin

The man said he had a really bad day today,,first i woke up late,then i prepare for office in haste to get there on time,on getting to the office i saw a sack letter on my desk that i was late,i went out to take my car and go home but it has been stolen on the spot i parked it,i went on to take a taxi on getting to my destination i cudn't found my wallet again,i was beated mercilesly by the taxi driver,i got home i was calling out to my wife and i found out she has packed her luggages and left me for another man,,then i finally come here to end my miserable life with the poison i add to that drink and now you have drank my poison,tell me why won't i cry