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PoliticsRe: Angela Merkel Set To Visit Nigeria, Other West African Nations On Wednesday by Davicjoe(m): 5:55pm On Aug 24, 2018
coming to do what? madam abeg stay put b cos we don't usually see d benefit of all dis top presidents and prime ministers visit to this our failed country
FashionRe: Foriegn Contestants Of Miss Polo International Visit Brazil Embassy, Abuja by Davicjoe(m): 12:56am On Aug 24, 2018
ur babe fine reach her? that is if u have one
CareerRe: 2 Airport Security Guards Get N500k For Returning Missing Bag Filled With Dollar by Davicjoe(m): 11:34pm On Aug 23, 2018
dis men dull themselves. 250k, dat is a token. God help me to always be at d right plc at d right time
CrimeRe: 8-year-old Girl Raped And Murdered By A Family Friend In South Africa by Davicjoe(m): 5:21pm On Aug 20, 2018
castrate d bastard
CrimeRe: Police Declare 9 Bankers Wanted For Stealing Customers’ Deposits Of N900m by Davicjoe(m): 3:59pm On Aug 17, 2018
na better thief dem b jor. in as much as i condemn their act, its better to steal something bigger and suffer, than all dis pick pocket dat steals nothing and loose their life.
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Enenche 50th Birthday Celebration: More Photos Of Osinbajo, Oyedepo, Anyim by Davicjoe(m): 12:07pm On Aug 14, 2018
where are the church members, I guess this event is rather too much for them to attend.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Money Exchanging Hands At Polling Unit Go Viral On Twitter by Davicjoe(m): 1:39pm On Aug 12, 2018
everybody go just come nairaland dey speak english, I just hope u guys will b able to protect ur vote come 2019. its high time we d youth come out physicaly to protest against these treasonous crimes of election fraud rather than complaining on social media. most of dis our leaders are not even on social media.
Nigeria will b great again if only we can rise up against the evil doers and enemy of Nigeri
EducationNigerian Lecturers Enter Their Students-Made Airplane : Funny But True by Davicjoe(op): 12:38am On Mar 22, 2016
Funny But True… All Nigerian Students Need To See This – Do You Agree With This



Disclaimer:- This is just for Fun | Truth be told, This is what is happening in our Institution.

Read below:-

Lecturers in Federal University of Technology, Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane and when the plane was about to take off. The pilot said welcome on board ladies and gentlemen. May I be pleased to inform you that this plane was manufactured by your students in the university and this is its first time of flying. Thats a good news isn’t it?

Immediately they heard that, everybody ran out of the plane except one professor who sat comfortably.

People were surprised and rushed to ask him why he’s still sitting. He smiled and replied there’s no need to run out because if its true that this plane was made by our students. Then with what we taught them I’m very sure that the plane will not even move…

Enjoy!!!

You all should be sincere, Do you think you can fit into the Industry efficiently? Science students in Nigeria, here is a question for you all.

EducationRe: Buhari Approved The Appointment Of New Vcs For The 12 Universities by Davicjoe(m): 1:11pm On Feb 13, 2016
Good development
CelebritiesRe: Actress Osas Ajibade Releases Stunning New Photos by Davicjoe(m): 7:15pm On Feb 11, 2016
Disgusting
CelebritiesRe: Valentine’s Day: Charlyboy Advises Ladies by Davicjoe(m): 4:16pm On Feb 10, 2016
The most reasonable thread ever written about charly boy. Signs of new things to come
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia And Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Wedding Cake Is Awesome! by Davicjoe(m): 10:10am On Feb 07, 2016
Must everything make front page??
PoliticsRe: Godswill Akpabio Meets With Wellington Jighere, World Scrabble Champion. (Pics) by Davicjoe(m): 9:17am On Feb 02, 2016
Gud for him. Game of gentle men
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Boko Haram Massacre In Dalori (Viewer Discretion) by Davicjoe(m): 1:13pm On Feb 01, 2016
The life of that poor baby was cut short like dat.
It is well and RIP to d dead
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Shows Off Sexy Figure In New Stunning Photo by Davicjoe(m): 11:19pm On Jan 29, 2016
All i can see is two unripe lemon
If it ain't big it ain't right cos i love them like matter
PoliticsRe: EFCC Closes In On Ex- Nigerian Defense Minister Obanikoro, Two Sons Over N4.8B by Davicjoe(m): 11:04pm On Jan 29, 2016
Catch them allllllll.....
PoliticsRe: Metuh Issues First Statement Since His Release From Prison by Davicjoe(m): 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2016
All i know is that he is going back to kuje sefini
PoliticsRe: Seize Any Money I Own In Foreign Accounts, Akpabio Challenges FG by Davicjoe(m): 4:22pm On Jan 29, 2016
Abeg o. My name is also akpabio o. I have an account in dubai so u guys b careful
FamilyRe: Would You Place This Bottled Water Sofa In Your Living Room? by Davicjoe(m): 3:08pm On Jan 28, 2016
Its all kul. Nothing we no go see 4 naija
EducationRe: The New Means Students Use In Cheating During Exams (photo) by Davicjoe(m): 2:16pm On Jan 28, 2016
It will b very helpful for me.
Tanx 4 d hint
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Refuses To Apologise To Goje In The Senate Over Comment by Davicjoe(m): 1:43pm On Jan 28, 2016
Pdp members with their fake propaganda.
I use to think sen akpabio was a gentle man but he has become radical ever since he went to the senate
PoliticsPresident Buhari Appoints Himself As Minister Of Petroleum - Premium Times by Davicjoe(op): 3:37pm On Sep 30, 2015
By Sadiya Hamza [New York]

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday named Nigeria’s petroleum minister. And that is himself.

Mr. Buhari said he would personally head the Ministry of Petroleum Resources in the new cabinet.

Addressing some select reporters in New York on Tuesday, after addressing a Global Leaders’ Summit on Countering ISIL and Violent Extremism, the President said: “I wil remain Minister of Petroleum.

“I will appoint a minister of State for Petroleum”.

According to him, this step is being taken as part of efforts to sanitise Nigeria’s oil industry, which is said to be plagued by corruption, massive fraud, and crude oil theft.

Mr. Buhari restated his determination to sanitise Nigeria’s oil industry and free it from corruption and shady deals.

He said that the first step in this direction had already been taken with the appointment of a new management for the NNPC and its subsequent reorganisation.

The President said the prosecution of those who misappropriated NNPC’s revenue under past administrations would soon commence.

On Corruption, he pledged that the federal government will fight corruption, because it has been identified as the root of all problems hindering Nigeria as a nation.

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo, for most part of his tenure, was also the minister of petroleum.

Mr. Buhari had promised to name his cabinet before the end of September.

Since Wednesday is the last day of the month, the President is widely expected to forward names of his minister to the National Assembly today.

Names forwarded to the National Assembly would be screened and approved by the Senate before they are sworn in.

Already, the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, has indicated that the screening of the ministers would be thorough and comprehensive.

Mr. Saraki gave the hint while welcoming senators to plenary in Abuja after a long recess.

He said that screening of the nominees would be in-depth to ensure that only competent and qualified individuals only occupied the positions.

“As we await the list of ministerial nominees this week, we are prepared to treat the screening with dispatch but with thoroughness,” the Senate President said.

“I believe the presence of ministers will create the space for greater policy engagement with the executive arm of government.

“I want to urge you all my colleagues to ensure that what is uppermost in our minds as we begin the constitutional task of screening of ministerial nominees is the overall interest of our country.”

He added, “Once the list is submitted, let us ensure that we treat it with dispatch and thoroughness. We must not be held down by unnecessary politicking.

“The enormity of our national challenges at this time does not give room for pettiness or politics of vendetta.”
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano Denies Planning To Marry 17-year Old Girl by Davicjoe(m): 4:59pm On Jan 06, 2015
Rumour mongers are devilish. rebuke them
LiteratureFacts About Life by Davicjoe(op): 11:51am On Aug 08, 2014
FACTS ABOUT LIFE.
(1)The whitest man on earth still
have black shadow.
(2)No mechanic can repair
breaking news.
(3)No matter how tall you are, you
can never see tomorrow.
(4)Even if you have millions of
cars, you still have to walk to your
bedroom.
(5)You, being the best swimmer
doesn't make you a fish.
(6)The strongest man on earth
can never carry a mansion.
(7)The smartest assassin on earth
can never kill water.
(coolNo matter how smart a Police
is, he can never catch the air.
(9)No matter how mighty a man
is, he can never be as wise as
King Solomon.
(10)Going to church doesn't make
you a good christian.
Aren't_these_true? If yes, add
yours.
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EducationRe: FUTO Senate Approves Updated 2012/2013 Academic Calendar by Davicjoe(m): 10:01am On Dec 21, 2013
thught futo sacked their lecturets. final exam on point. long live futo
EducationRe: ASUU Suspends Strike, NEC To Inform Members On Wednesday by Davicjoe(m): 2:05pm On Dec 17, 2013
it is well. skul no be by force. tank God say i get hand work.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Donates N2m To 'Go And Die' Widow by Davicjoe(m): 5:02pm On Dec 02, 2013
Gods blessings can cme in any way. y una dey deceive una self lyk fools. t e is woman to forgive is divine. leta se him as a human being lyk us and take away sentiments. go and die turns come an dine.
EducationRe: FG Didnt Give ASUU Ultimatum – Jonathan by Davicjoe(m): 10:04am On Dec 01, 2013
its quite unfortunate that there is no reliable source amnymore. who even knows whether GEJ met wit ASUU. bunch of fools. to hell with ASUU to hell with f.g to hell with nairaland to hell with skul. i must make it..
EducationRe: ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by Davicjoe(m): 3:30pm On Nov 29, 2013
may d God that we serve continue to punish ASUU and its stubborn members. it shall no be well with them. just feel lyk crying
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Members Let's Meet Here - How Was The Service Today? by Davicjoe(m): 10:16am On Nov 17, 2013
famoly weekend gping on. getting hotter alroumd the service. reptesent strong tower patish kadina provimce 1
Christianity EtcRe: When Happiness Intoxicates By Pastor Adeboye by Davicjoe(m): 11:02am On Feb 24, 2013
may d lord intoxicate us with happiness

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