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coming to do what? madam abeg stay put b cos we don't usually see d benefit of all dis top presidents and prime ministers visit to this our failed country |
ur babe fine reach her? that is if u have one |
dis men dull themselves. 250k, dat is a token. God help me to always be at d right plc at d right time |
castrate d bastard |
na better thief dem b jor. in as much as i condemn their act, its better to steal something bigger and suffer, than all dis pick pocket dat steals nothing and loose their life. |
where are the church members, I guess this event is rather too much for them to attend. |
everybody go just come nairaland dey speak english, I just hope u guys will b able to protect ur vote come 2019. its high time we d youth come out physicaly to protest against these treasonous crimes of election fraud rather than complaining on social media. most of dis our leaders are not even on social media. Nigeria will b great again if only we can rise up against the evil doers and enemy of Nigeri |
Funny But True… All Nigerian Students Need To See This – Do You Agree With This Disclaimer:- This is just for Fun | Truth be told, This is what is happening in our Institution. Read below:- Lecturers in Federal University of Technology, Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane and when the plane was about to take off. The pilot said welcome on board ladies and gentlemen. May I be pleased to inform you that this plane was manufactured by your students in the university and this is its first time of flying. Thats a good news isn’t it? Immediately they heard that, everybody ran out of the plane except one professor who sat comfortably. People were surprised and rushed to ask him why he’s still sitting. He smiled and replied there’s no need to run out because if its true that this plane was made by our students. Then with what we taught them I’m very sure that the plane will not even move… Enjoy!!! You all should be sincere, Do you think you can fit into the Industry efficiently? Science students in Nigeria, here is a question for you all.
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Good development |
Disgusting |
The most reasonable thread ever written about charly boy. Signs of new things to come |
Must everything make front page?? |
Gud for him. Game of gentle men |
The life of that poor baby was cut short like dat. It is well and RIP to d dead |
All i can see is two unripe lemon If it ain't big it ain't right cos i love them like matter |
Catch them allllllll..... |
All i know is that he is going back to kuje sefini |
Abeg o. My name is also akpabio o. I have an account in dubai so u guys b careful |
Its all kul. Nothing we no go see 4 naija |
It will b very helpful for me. Tanx 4 d hint |
Pdp members with their fake propaganda. I use to think sen akpabio was a gentle man but he has become radical ever since he went to the senate |
By Sadiya Hamza [New York] President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday named Nigeria’s petroleum minister. And that is himself. Mr. Buhari said he would personally head the Ministry of Petroleum Resources in the new cabinet. Addressing some select reporters in New York on Tuesday, after addressing a Global Leaders’ Summit on Countering ISIL and Violent Extremism, the President said: “I wil remain Minister of Petroleum. “I will appoint a minister of State for Petroleum”. According to him, this step is being taken as part of efforts to sanitise Nigeria’s oil industry, which is said to be plagued by corruption, massive fraud, and crude oil theft. Mr. Buhari restated his determination to sanitise Nigeria’s oil industry and free it from corruption and shady deals. He said that the first step in this direction had already been taken with the appointment of a new management for the NNPC and its subsequent reorganisation. The President said the prosecution of those who misappropriated NNPC’s revenue under past administrations would soon commence. On Corruption, he pledged that the federal government will fight corruption, because it has been identified as the root of all problems hindering Nigeria as a nation. Former President Olusegun Obasanjo, for most part of his tenure, was also the minister of petroleum. Mr. Buhari had promised to name his cabinet before the end of September. Since Wednesday is the last day of the month, the President is widely expected to forward names of his minister to the National Assembly today. Names forwarded to the National Assembly would be screened and approved by the Senate before they are sworn in. Already, the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, has indicated that the screening of the ministers would be thorough and comprehensive. Mr. Saraki gave the hint while welcoming senators to plenary in Abuja after a long recess. He said that screening of the nominees would be in-depth to ensure that only competent and qualified individuals only occupied the positions. “As we await the list of ministerial nominees this week, we are prepared to treat the screening with dispatch but with thoroughness,” the Senate President said. “I believe the presence of ministers will create the space for greater policy engagement with the executive arm of government. “I want to urge you all my colleagues to ensure that what is uppermost in our minds as we begin the constitutional task of screening of ministerial nominees is the overall interest of our country.” He added, “Once the list is submitted, let us ensure that we treat it with dispatch and thoroughness. We must not be held down by unnecessary politicking. “The enormity of our national challenges at this time does not give room for pettiness or politics of vendetta.” |
Rumour mongers are devilish. rebuke them |
FACTS ABOUT LIFE. (1)The whitest man on earth still have black shadow. (2)No mechanic can repair breaking news. (3)No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. (4)Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom. (5)You, being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish. (6)The strongest man on earth can never carry a mansion. (7)The smartest assassin on earth can never kill water. ( No matter how smart a Policeis, he can never catch the air. (9)No matter how mighty a man is, he can never be as wise as King Solomon. (10)Going to church doesn't make you a good christian. Aren't_these_true? If yes, add yours. |
thught futo sacked their lecturets. final exam on point. long live futo |
it is well. skul no be by force. tank God say i get hand work. |
Gods blessings can cme in any way. y una dey deceive una self lyk fools. t e is woman to forgive is divine. leta se him as a human being lyk us and take away sentiments. go and die turns come an dine. |
its quite unfortunate that there is no reliable source amnymore. who even knows whether GEJ met wit ASUU. bunch of fools. to hell with ASUU to hell with f.g to hell with nairaland to hell with skul. i must make it.. |
may d God that we serve continue to punish ASUU and its stubborn members. it shall no be well with them. just feel lyk crying |
famoly weekend gping on. getting hotter alroumd the service. reptesent strong tower patish kadina provimce 1 |
may d lord intoxicate us with happiness |
No matter how smart a Police